Red State Update: Van Halen Reunion

[hummarstra]

Haven't heard this in four years and it's still brilliant!

[awade1007]

fooking brilliant!



[AtomicPuhnk]

Why are you not famous?? You are Daves voice and mindless word drool double !!

[Katha0220]

This is too funny!! Dead on Dave, for sure!

[ritter89]

Man, this is genius. Saw it years ago and still think it's great

[NationalSD]

HAHAHAHA im a die hard van halen fan but this is just so fucking funny.

[metalfish2000]

very disrespectful to one of the greatest artist/entertainers of all time and I dont just mean Dave,but the band as a whole,very stupid

[jimmyboy131]

For a second there I thought this actually was ol' Does Love to Ramble his'self! LOL!

[GEORGEZNEMETH]

I love Diamond Dave, this is way too funny! The BEST!

[vanhalenDLRera]

ha

[beoz59]

this is one of the funniest vids I have seen on you tube, love it...and VH in 2011 lets go men record and tour

[IStoppedBelieving]

god

his dave is SPOT ON

and he talks and talks and talks and talks

this is hilarious

[chunktuff]

wow you guys are just as good as women!

[mrmack2067]

you got to love Dave no matter what

[yabadabadanyb]

LMFAO!!!

[blite13]

this is freakin hilarious, it could easily be blabber mouth himself. well done

[catlikecarol1]

This is a disgrace to the honor of Van Halen and Rock and Roll....Get this thing off of here!!!

[samhain1967]

@catlikecarol1 Oh shut up! I love van halen but it is funny... someone showed some creativity and decided to have a little fun so what.

[4pprocks]

No wonder they broke up if i was Eddie i wouldnt wanna listin to him yakyakyakyakyakyak id b like DAVE STFU lmao jkjk im glad thr bk together cant wait to c em

[VHWarshawski]

bunch of queers

[Schimmoller]

boring

[cincyrocked]

yah. this is true

[briandrum1]

this is fantastic...and soooo true!

[bosoxyaz8]

epic !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peter1493]

Oh my god this is so funny

[yanan45]

Oh, one more thing for Stevie....backflips are definately out of the question.

[kissindiana]

@yanan45 actually dave still does his martial arts

[yanan45]

LOL......sure glad some bands age gracefully....VH sure didn't. Stones....yeppers, just keep Keefer outa trees.

Aerosmith, kinda...just keep Stevey on the stage.

VH...nope..they all gone now....just like Davies hair.

[theshredmann]

he even sounds like dave

[stevezappa]

two words: FUNN and "E"..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!n

[pinklover1691]

this is hilarious. this is just like DLR: he just talks, and talks, and talks....

[Satonica]

Yeah, David Lee Roth is his own biggest fan. lol He has kept in good shape though, I have to admit though.

[redhead5150]

AWESOME!!!! GOT TEQUILA?

[ferral93]

who evr made this video should burn in hell fuuuk u

[19868441]

Lighten up Mel

[mrfapfapfapsquirt]

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. great work! :D

[stratdem]

this is not real people!!!

[pinklover1691]

uhh, i think they know that, stratdem.

[AnthonyB14]

lol

[SecretCreed]

That was great...scary thing is Dave could of been standing there saying those very things.

[mykoreanclass]

I agree. Actually, about two minutes into it I forgot it was a joke and was just watching it as though it was real.

[wilsonhenson]

I can't believe you dumbasses think this is real.

[duder6666]

he just doesn't shut the fuck up.

[alimoradi93]

i think wolfie got a little upset after what dave said:P

[shamammal]

its funny how he says, "Hey wait a minute lets here what these people have to say..." and he talks the whole damn time.

Wonder if they saw the genius of that at the time?

[shamammal]

correction: hear, not here. damn homonyms.

[stratdem]

eddie van halen is a genius no matter how much he drinks or what he says or doesnt say.

[RHMETAL]

I saw Van Halen in Little Rock, Arkansas on January 28th, 2008. THEY ROCKED!!!! I hope they continue with Roth.

[JManGuitar5150]

Haha!

[chillichomper]

LMAAOOOOOOO!

[hummarstra]

Who is doing Dave?!!

[genXer3]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! U R SIIIIICK!!! Brilliant!!! You nailed DLR dead on!!!

[xesiria]

way way way too dam funny! that was messed up

[jjanos]

Beyond brilliant guys... and I don't say that lightly.

[CarolinaGirl1229]

Yall are fuuuuuuunny

[joescout]

lol lol lol lol lol lol

[mattnnancy]

fucking funny as hell... good job.. :) haha

[Sudds05]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H AH AH AH AHA HA H AH AH AH AH AHA HAH HA H AH HA, et c.....

[yettibrad]

LMAO "Many people don't know that Dolly the Sheep was actually cloned from a bass line from 'Top Jimmy'". Hilarious. They nailed the ol' DLR rambling style on this one.

[need4zpeed]

Hey Wolfie, I like Fraggle rock too!

I still have tears in my eyes from laughing.

[8592534444]

Where the Hell is Michael Anthony? I thought that was HR Puff n' Stuff.

[Penisplop]

omg, at first i thought this was goin to be poo! but god, that was fuckin class, i pissed my self laffin, DLR's voice was spot on!

[8592534444]

What about HR Puff n' Stuff?

[guesstimateJones]

it keeps going and goind and going and going and going....

Funniest rant ever.

[jerzyrider]

you got the dave ramble down did you put the bong down yet

[goddessofthunder]

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a LONG time, you got Dave DOWN!! God love him!! I'm dyin' over here!

[Scripp]

van halen is god... your video is funny as fuck!!! ... but it's great that dlv... IS BACK

your video is funny as fuck.. but even you can't touch HISTORY.

[theonlyemoslayer]

vote jackie boyles 08 jackie boyles please put your name on the ballet your a shoe in to win

[528hemi]

"watch 'is sheeyat!"

[micheal34]

The Best!!!

Big Mystery.

[PHenry500]

Frikkin' great! David Roth should get an award for "cheesiest rock star of all time."

[makestoms]

Whoever dubbed this did an excellent job. Sounds exactly like DLR!! Funny as hell.

[XMattingly]

LMAO!

"This is like hugging the remains of a pirana attack victim that had been dumped into a Marlboro scented leather sack"...

"...the puppeteers and puppet shows that occupy the mind of my youthful escapades..."

Yep, I'd say they got their Roth-speak to a T! :)

[PhatOnion5150]

LMAO!!!

[Tyrant60]

THAt was a damn good dave impersonation

[makestoms]

Who is Punk'in Head Wilson? Only the greatest black rock guitarist/sumo wrestler of all-time!

[Brokenracecar]

who is pumpkin head wilson?

[prrolg]

This is really funny ,must admit.

[spawnoftheshred]

This is quite possibly the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen! LMAO. This is Diamond Dave 100% and he talks exactly that much and exactly like that lmao

[rbennson]

hilarious, I just saw Van Halen last night, they rocked, but DLR is an idiot. I have not laughed this hard in a long time.....

[4everRok]

Wonder why VH was not performing on the American Music Awards last night? VERY STRANGE THAT THE BIGGEST BADDEST REUNION TOUR...THE MIGHTY VAN HALEN EITHER DECLINED THE INVITE OR was not INVITED???

[pskibobby]

awesome! i am a huge of van halen (not van hagar) and i was still cracking up.

[theDudeAbides94]

fraggle rock kicks ass

[dtrocks05]

i fell on my floor crying i was laughing so hard ! i'll take sammy and mike over this crap anyday . i did have a look at some of the dress rehearsal stuff here on youtube .

little wolfgang looked like he was ready to shit his pants .

[s1t2s3t4]

Little wolfgang? he he he thats great. If you contrasts eddie and wolfgang it looks like eddie been giving up his meals to wolfgang for the past 10 years.

[diamondave103]

hi this is diamonddave see ya.

[EdR5150]

The guy doing the DLR impression didn't get it right. Everyone knows the real DLR talks way more.

[darrin924]

'dolly the sheep was actually cloned from a bass line from top jimmy'

LMAO

[EPN17]

this was hysterical, especially all shit on Wolf. No one can replace Mike. Can't wait to see these guys oct 18 (row 26!)

[XFILE7]

You guys are fucking brilliant... I pissed myself...

[toyhouse]

OMG, I'm in pain from laughing. You guys are GOOOOOD. HAhahahahahahaha. You should work for Madd TV. I salute you.

I love VH. Always have. This stuff is STILL FUNNY.

[dsnjd]

Boy, these guy's look so old....David Lee Roth has lost so much hair he can no longer hide it. Its time to retire guys.

[jakerandall123]

Rock on Van Halen.......

[ApplePieSoda]

Friskies, is that liver or tuna flavored?

[Hulawl]

Why is it, that no matter what type of video I watch on YouTube, there is at least always one comment that consists of "undereducated" Americans or how "America sux"?

Thank you, vanhalendlrband. Fucking idiot.

[misterjameswest]

I love old VH and wouldn't spend a dime on this tour after not including Michael Anthony. This is amusing stuff.

[vanhalendlrband]

I wasn't calling all americans undereducated, i said undereducated americans. Because the undereducated americans are (because of their lack of knowledge, knowledge allows you to fix your cars, so lacking it in other areas means you can't understand things properly) we have tonnes of problems with racism in the south, and unfunny fart joke guys that look like uncle jesse. Man if they called the fat chick off the view fat, everyone would be ripping this guy so bad.

[vanhalendlrband]

I'm 23 been a Van Halen fan since age 12. Van Halen has outsold all your favourite rap artists, and country artists.

The tour right now with 8 dates is already surpassing Hannah Montana's tour with 50 dates.

If it wasn't for Van Halen you'd still be listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Boston knockoffs like .38 special

[rockinraffi]

Hey young'un, I'm a Van halen fan too, but there is nothing wrong with .38 Special...Having said that, it is good to see the young people under 40 are digging Van Halen just as I did many cheeseburgers ago when I was your age....

[earthdog82]

billy mira does a way better DLR impression

billymiracomedy dot com

[Parasyt121]

god damn i hate this stereotype....

[vanhalendlrband]

Ok i'll give it these two things. 1. They found a really good uncle Jesse lookalike that when you see him for the first time is humourous. 2. Van Halen's in it. The level of humour is definitely for people who don't read books, or at least don't understand them, which in turn keeps people from maturing to a level of humour that will make me laugh, because most things i see on TV, including Sitcoms, are made of the sappiest rehashed humour,

[vanhalendlrband]

Man the undereducated americans come out in the masses. Leave it to you guys to think something thats totally not funny is funny. You guys think fart jokes are funny still? Your the dumbass piece of shit whose grandfather fought for the west in the civil war.

[bostonteabagger71739]

come on man you know its funny. van halen is just silly.

[barkleyspider]

The west????

[barkleyspider]

Travis...... You nailed it! Rock on!

[Phantastico]

Funny

[Stormwysper]

Damn that was right on the nail with the DLR impression.

[vanhalendlrband]

yea right they nailed daves shtick. Not even close. Why don't we throw a couple fart jokes in there too? I mean the kid is 16 and your out and out callin him fat. Not to mention, rednecks are the lowest form of human beings on the planet. No education, talk like they have honey in their mouth, and most of them are racist bastards like the KKK pieces of trash.

[eruptionVH1984]

you are a complete whiny ass piece of shit! van halen is my favorite band and i am from Tennessee (which that is a Tennessee flag in the background) so this is pretty much my favorite video ever. It's funny damn it!

[Bosco239]

Van Halen Suck, come to terms with that.

[infidel10]

This vid makes Dave look smarter!

[satansmonkey]

One of my favorite Red State videos.

[drummerboy7117]

absolutely hilarious. They nailed Dave's schtick

[vanhalendlrband]

I knew this was a parody, but the jokes seem to as intelligent as the grade 2 drop out rednecks these guys are.

[haywood16]

lame

[davidsolo]

you guys are freakin' hilarious!

[TBustah]

This whole series is totally uncool.

Not all Republicans and Conservatives are rednecks, and not all "red" states are redneck states.

Nevada, at least western Nevada, where I live, is rural, but hardly backwoods.

[LordVapor]

Oh quit crying, you are acting like a little bitch right now. Obviously sad about your redneck heritage...yeah, Nevada, bustling metropolis that it is LMAO!!!!!

Only places in Nevada that arent redneck is Vegas and Reno, and only cause of casinos...and the Legal Pussy that is sold outside of town :) :)

[spawnofwheezedog]

god, i hope ed stays sober.  i trust dave, al and wolf. i bet he'll listen to his 2 brothers and his own son.

[VoodooBen37]

The only way I would have laughed harder at this would be if Dave had said "Zibbity-bop ze bop!"

[tonycamino]

aahhh! FINALLY,THE TRUTH!!

[rkoch123]

Damn I'm a 48 year old grama and I luv VH, But I knew right off it was parody, and damn funny at that! If VH watched this they would have to laugh at it too, 'cause it's funny! With the exception of the kid, but if he has a good sence of humor even he might find it funny!

[pandrade7]

BRILLIANT!! I don't think this differs much from the "actual" press conference! :)

[slyfox7273]

Whoever did Dave's voiceover had him down, sounded just like him : )

[metax65]

Hey. David Lee , que passa, ehh sex , drugs and rock and roll. Heyyyy , yeaaaaaah. Hard , hard rockkk.EVH.

[guitarjpm]

LOLLLLLLL

[fracturism]

perfect - i almost believed this shit for a second

[rdrkr]

is it just me, or is dave being a diamond-class diarreah mouth? no one else has anything to say, except a few words from the kid?

[JackarseRobC]

Hilarious stuff. btw Mike Anthony is really packing on the pounds

[SRM30]

i hope that's ajoke?

[JackarseRobC]

Of course It's a joke. I know Valerie Bertinelli when I see her

[nvader88]

Funny stuff. Oh, and by the way, it's not a reunion without Michael Anthony.

[jjzehob]

OMG I can't stop laughing. I have tears running down my face................

[jjzehob]

Absolutely HILARIOUS.

[larkandhark]

DIAMOND DAVE, HOW COULD YOU???

[weddingvideography]

I love Van Halen, but this is just so funny!

[malicea4thought]

Had me there for a second.

[foxheadspeed]

omg i thought this was real for a second i was like damn dave you got yer ass fired!

[CrookedJay]

That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen!

[SAGATKillz]

They lost their window for a reunion 11 years ago when

KISS did theirs.

[SAGATKillz]

They lost they're window for a reunion 11 years ago when

KISS did theirs.

[brenda721]

"soft pink maw". now that's funny.

[onticbeat]

rofl

[InfamousMonsters]

Funny! You guys are my heros!

[Codackussell]

"Fraggle Rock... Right! YEAH!"

[montanakid106]

anyone thinking these guys are humorous are idiots

[slimseany66]

The only bad thing about this is that David Lee Roth is so much of a dick he was probably thinking of the things you are amking him say.

[raz0rsvids]

That's funny.

Dave's gonna break a hip if he tries any of those stage antics of old.

[troutbumtodd]

Comedy gold.

[RONDOC68]

Fucking classic.

[todddoom]

look at them.....it's over boys

[SRM30]

look at them.....it's over boys

[MusiciansQuarters]

Really?? Tell that to ticket sells(SOLD OUT) LMAO They have not even begun stay tuned!!! Brother!! And wolf will lose that little baby fat hes got on the road!!Hopefully Ed can keep his kewl with dave, if so, they are going to kick some major arse again and again and again!!Looking forward to there new album Eddie call ted temp Asap, You are headin in the right directions backto your root keep diggin man!! The magic and fire will be there once again!!

[VoodooBen37]

Diamond Dave, is that you?

[SBPStudio]

Good job guys.

[michael0993]

weird

[Skibble5150]

Funny shit! Good job mocking them...they unfortunately deserve it.

[WonkaZone]

As much as I love the mighty VH, I had to laugh at this!

[bones9965]

Too funny! Love it!

[cratz1]

Jeez, he never shuts up.

[GaryCWatts]

Wolfie can become a spokesman for Jenny Craig with his mom when this tour fails.

[luxdico]

ac/dc

[hummarstra]

Someone please tell me who is doing the voice.

[crushtor]

I know Wolf was Travis, aka Jackie Broyles!

[megabraddotcom]

Thought it was the real thing for a minute,....uh....

[Fahtdaddie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[mark5733]

This is Hilarious. You guys are sayin, what where all thinking. Alright, time to watch it again. LOL

[ShredderJokke]

Best thing i've seen all week! Awesome job guys!

[shellyelly]

really funny guys good job

[revjmike]

Well done & hillarious.

[TwilightDrop]

A day later...I am still laughing my ass off!!....lol...I love this!!

[billy210uk]

yeah i was wondering if it was improvised too!

[Ladycroft144]

croft actually favorited this....its funny and croft would like to know if you improv this or are reading it from a script u wrote?

[fishhead06]

"...or whatever he shovels down his soft, pink maw" - priceless.

[toocute4u2]

Diamond Dave forgot to mention Garfield Goose.

[wlw31967]

i dont think i coulda listend to the real press con.

[TwilightDrop]

LOL..I love How ave introduces Alex Van Halen...So funny!!!!

[TwilightDrop]

HA HA I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS..I love it!!...I love Wolf's expressions everytime after Dave says something..This is so fricken hilarious..wooo!

[groundcat]

haha! great stuff. actually, this wasn't far off from the actual press conference.

[Gleamchaser]

FRAGGLE ROCK!