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  • this guy is such a faggot, "you don't get to do this every day"

    hahasha

  • Doubt that it was a funnel web, more likely a trap door. Still, rather foolish as every persons reaction to bites from these spiders differs. Even a a small white tail can cause necrosis of localized skin tissue and lead to many months of recovery. 

  • @tessl8d

    agreed. It's a trap door spider. Not agressive at all.

  • well i think fly spray is actually the most dangerous of all poisons quick wheres the mortien

  • brazillian wdering spider is worlds deadliest but ARMY ANTS FUCKING OWN ALL OF UUUUUUUUUU FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCKING INSECTS

  • i thought the most dangerous was the Brazilian wandering spider, that's what National Geographic told me...

  • was this filmed with a ninendo 64?

  • @slayershayne

    More like a calculator...

  • @slayershayne lolxD

  • wth man that thing could have bit you and u could have died .............. jesus

  • trap door spider?

  • if i had a lemon for every pixel in this video, i would have two lemons.

  • @14Sid88 im not sure how this comment isnt rated at the top..this was absolutely hilarious! :D

  • This video was recorded with a potato.

  • @tatecheddar shut up

    

  • not eve n 240p this was filmed with a ham sammich

  • @VirusX119

    LMFAO!!!!!!

  • 240p we meet again.. e___e

  • That takes some serious balls, yer fuckin crazy

  • fuck you for doing this!!!

  • very gorgeous looking spider

  • (.....Checks around office chair...***)

  • Everyone Knows The Most Dangerous Spider Is Spider Man

  • Mate I'm sorry yeah but your just a mug for doing that, if that bit you your basically ... Fucked, What's the point seriously, them spiders are NOT for going on ANY body part what so ever. But shiiiiiit you brave as a mothafucka

  • looks like SOMEBODY's going for a Bear Grylls audition

  • If i had a dollar for every pixel this video has i would have 1 dollar...

  • @sarahandjaz if i had a dollar for every time i heard this shit joke, i'd have lots of dollars.

  • @kinc1967 i wouldnt :(

  • Dude your gonna try to kill yourself like this?? What's wrong with you?! Put it on a tripod so the camera doesn't shake.

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  • poison pixel

  • Which pixel was the spider?

  • what kind of spider is that?

  • Fuckin moron.

  • ballsy man. i give u respect.

  • your a retard

  • Lol the funnel web is far from the deadliest. Brazilian Wandering Spider holds that spot. But this spider is still very dangerous.

  • after he stopped recording he got bit and died =(

  • just so people are aware, poisonous is not the correct word that should have been used here, venomous on the other hand would have worked much better, poison has to be ingested to have harmful effects on your body, venom on the other hand has to be injected into the blood stream, which is exactly what spiders do.

  • WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY­WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY­WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY...

    "This is what it takes..." - for what!? You don't say what! To live a short painful life!? To feature in The Darwin Awards!?

  • Just to tell you its not the worlds most dangerous spider Ballsy enough its in the top 5 :) the worlds most dangerous spider is Shockingly related to the Huntsman spider :)

  • This danger is moving northward - Google and read "Insect Can Implant Parasite Without Touching You and Its Moving Northward"

  • I hate whatching spider vids, cuz I always feel somthing crawling up my leg, but than realise it was nothing :S

  • Survival of the most idiotic... keep it up! i really would like to deal with LESS retarded aussies.

  • Damn Ausies always messin with deadly stuff. Why cant us Americans be this cool

  • fear is one of the many causes for someone to be bit by a spider they can sense fear

  • thumbs up if Datsik led you here.

  • did u record with a deodorant stick?

  • Spider: this human is soo dumb I'm not even gonna waste my venom

  • dumb ass brazillian wanduring tarantula is the most venumus but i got to say dont get bit

  • @MrDylan1424 He actually never stated that he was holding the world's most "venomous" spider; he simply says most "dangerous." The Brazilian wandering spider has been noted to at times deliver a "dry", or non-venomous bite, when it attacks, whereas the Sydney funnel web spider will invariably deliver a full envenomation and/or strike repeatedly....If the Sydney funnel web decides to bite you, he's delivering on the order of 5-6 times what it takes to kill you, and it's really going to hurt.

  • This proves it, spiders do not bite morons.

  • @cichlid62 Oh they do....But they pull the batteries out of the camera first so there's no evidence when they unleash their godlike wrath....

  • @hutten11830 thats not the dangeroust spider of the world ... The Brazilian Wandering Spider is the dangeroust spider of the world

  • @verballaundry best comment ever!!

  • look over there!!! theres a spider very poisonous one at that!

    ..... iam poke it with a stick..... ah! he angry..... iam pick him up....

    WOW lol

  • gets bitten goes to hospital says happidly "you dont get to do this everyday!"

  • That is as much a Funnelweb as I am the Pope. WRONG colour. WRONG body type. WRONG size. WRONG disposition. It looks, and ACTS, as much as a funnelweb as a children's carpet python looks and acts like a brown snake or Taipan. No one has ever successfully picked up a funnelweb with their hands and not been striked on. It just is not possible. This is the lamest and most gayest HOAX I have ever seen.

  • @SalemSaberhagen1

    yeah, straight up. it's an underestimation of these animals.

  • @SalemSaberhagen1 Are you delusional?

  • @SalemSaberhagen1 Nope, it is a Funnelweb, there is more than one Funnelweb species, but only 2 of the 20 or so have been known to kill. Besides, how do you know that a Funnelweb wouldn't climb on to someone's hand without biting them? They only bite in self defense, if handled correctly, they may climb on.

  • what did you do at the end with it between your fingers squish it?

  • As an Entomologist I would like to take this chance to say that you sir are either brave, stupid or both.

  • i love how handleing a wolf spider...gets 3million views..but THIS only gets 716,916?!?!?!?!?!?

  • Moron alert!

  • If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.

  • Why is there a debate about which spider is the most dangerous?

    Maybe the most dangerous, deadly or Venomous aren't the same.

    Brazilian Wandering Spider beat out the Funnel Web for deaths in this century.

    I just saw a video that said it's bite will cause penis erection for hours.

    Maybe that's where they got the ingredients for Viagra.

    I guess if it bites you "ON" the penis. It will get real hard then rot off.

  • I bet your balls are bigger thank skyscrapers.....I'd crap myself dead if that thing chased me.

  • Ok i love spiders but THAT... that is true balls right there.

  • @verballaundry OVARIES

  • @verballaundry HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! Huge lol.

  • Are you related to Steve Irwin?

  • why the fuck would you let someyhing that deadly crawl on you on purpose?that fucker is not brave, he,s fucking stupid.

  • Why are Aussies always messing around with dangerous animals?

  • @ChopinSRN Good question. Even I wouldn't be THAT freakin' stupid! The only kind of spider I like is a dead spider. "Oh, look. He wants to play." .... STOMP!!! "Now you know just how heavy 170 lbs. really is, bunghole!"

  • @ChopinSRN because you can't even put you shoes on with out beating them out first... it's a daily thing for them.

  • Ayep. You get bit, you have about 10 minutes to seek help, before you shut down, your muscles lock up, and you convulse ad slobber. Lovely way to die, hmm? >.O

  • World's most dangerous spider being handles.... its funny how the add that came up on my screen said "...I'm a moron."

  • Wow, that is not a Funnel Web. It is a Trap Door, same jaw structure as a Funnel Web and a Tarantula. Nice try though.

  • the wandering spider

  • still agree though, u have enormous balls, i have a tarantula i and shit but they arent even a danger to humans. i would never pick up a funnel ur crazy man lol

  • omg i actually had my heart in my mouth

  • was this filmed with a spider?

  • not the worlds most dangerous, the fucking brazilian wandering spider is the most dangerous funnel is #2

  • @HatesStupidPeople194 True, but still, you go to Australia and try to pick up a Sydney Funnel Web without dying.

  • @alexjr2424 yeah no doubt they are dangerous man but they have anti venom now, you could die but its rare especially now that there is anti venom

  • @HatesStupidPeople194 Still hurts like a bitch, I'd imagine.

  • @alexjr2424 oh dude they have freakin one inch fangs that i hear you literally have to prey out of ur skin, they supposedly have one of the worst bites ad they bite straight down

  • @HatesStupidPeople194 Yummy.. That beats me pulling a Florida Green Water Snake tooth out of my finger... Hahahah.

  • @alexjr2424 lol so are u just like a steve irwin kind of adventurer?

  • @HatesStupidPeople194 Exactly, except Im 17. I go to New Orleans every year and catch as many critters as I can find. I have a list of 21 reptiles and amphibians that I've captured and/or seen. I've also captured and seen numerous Black Widows down there.

  • now thats wat i call HUGE BALLS EWW

    

  • technechly all spider are poisonus just at different levels

  • Bloody hell! If I saw one of those, I'd run like hell. How did you manage not to get bitten?

  • fuckin Aussies.

    you guys are insane.

    on a whole nother level

  • lol you got guts man

  • If I'm going to risk my life I'm at least going to record it with a better quality camera

  • @Skwerrlly Haha that's exactly what I was thinking,

  • @Skwerrlly Well it was 2007 when he made this :P

  • @Skwerrlly people don't tend to carry hd cameras around with them..

    troll

  • Theres a fine line between having balls and just being plain stupid and my friend I think you just crossed it.

  • @MUSICALGUNNUT45 A popular myth but absolute bollocks.

  • i don't care how dangerous it is. it's not fucking touching my hand.

  • :O

  • the brazilian wandering spider is the deadliest

  • @Codawinx no its not. the funnel web is. im pretty sure the billions of scientists that say so arent wrong

  • @LITTLEBOY1692 "Billions of scientists" LOL

  • @SpiderShane1 seems legit

  • Crazy ass!!!!!

  • Not the most venomous in the world... just isn't. P.Fera, P.Nigriventer and P.Keyserlingi venom dominates Atrax Robustus.

    PhTx3 is a lot more destructive than the venom in this little bad boy.

  • The third thing to consider when evaluating which spider is the most dangerous is the abundance of the spider compared to the density of humans in the area where it is living. Also, factors like habitats and behavior should also be considered. Taking all of this into account the brown recluse spider is probably the most dangerous spider in the world.

  • Ok. First of all spiders has evolved their venom to target their main prey - insects. Since humans belongs to mammals the venom from spiders is generally less harmful to humans than insects. However, there's many examples of people getting killed by spiders, so the first thing to consider is the toxicity of the venom. The second thing to consider is the size of the spider. In general, the larger the spider the more mechanical damage to the victims skin is imposed.

  • @ techniciansoldier its pronounced resquate esta pace I dont kno how 2 spell it but I do kno how 2 pronounce it

  • @blackopsdude15 banana spiders aren't poisonous you cock sucking idiot! They are everywhere in Florida!

  • @zodiusracemosis what are you talking??!?!?!?! Banana spiders (Brazilian wandering spider's)are the most venomis spiders in the world,and they don't live in florida u dumbass

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  • the brazilian wandering spider is the #1 most dangerous spider 

  • bu bah buah!

  • U r retarded. The funnel web is one of the most venomous spiders.

  • if you notice that you will never see a black person handling a dangerous animal or bug. its always a crasy ass white person but i must thank you crasy white people because if it wasnt for yall then we wouldnt get to c the wildlife over in africa and australia. but you guys should of learned a lesson from steve irwin the crocodile hunter. you dont fuk wit a jelly fish man becuz they will KILL YOU. Requiescha De pache my friend. and that is italian for Rest In Peace for those who didnt know.

  • @techniciansoldier it was a sting ray... not a jelly fish

  • @techniciansoldier sting ray not jelly fish

  • holy crap my first top comment lol hell yeahh

  • @ freedomchaser you mad bro?

  • @MrMulholland34 not mad, just interested in araneology...and i aint a bro. im a sis

  • Fuck that shit.

  • kill it with fire

  • enjoy ur life coz it aint gonna last long

  • Freedomchaser it is poisonous actually. Dipshit.

  • @MrMulholland34 not poisonous dipshit! venomous actually! at least learn to insult like an intellectual!

  • @MrMulholland34 ps- its a fuckin trapdoor spider!!!

  • @freedomchaser2402 ...sure looks like a funnel spider...

  • this is not a deadly spider....no need to kill it at the end either!

  • @freedomchaser2402 its a funnel web u downy

  • @butanetorch well it sure dont look like the "sydney" funnel web....Sydney being the key word here, as the "SYDNEY" funnel web is the one known to be deadly to humans....though completely harmless to your dog and cat

    dont take me for a fool!

  • It's not happy *POKES WITH STICK*

  • idiot!

  • i would totally flick that thing so hard.

  • stupid.stupid.stupid.stupid. OMG I would be paralyzed with fear.

  • "hes not happy" BITCH i wouldnt be either if some 2000ft giant was poking the shit out of me.

  • the most dangerous is actually the Brazilian wandering spider, not the funnel web. and moreover, the funnel web is in Sydney Australia.

  • u do know that the black widow is the mostt danguoras spider i north america

  • Ok now eat it!

  • that was the stupidest thing in the world to do because if you were to startle it in anyway your hand would hurt like a bitch

  • Isn't flicking it off the worst possible thing you could do to provoke it to bite you?

  • @AlxMar5 No. Squeezing or grabbing it like a beetle is much worse than flicking it off. That spider doesn't want to bite if it doesn't have to. They know insects always try to fight back, so they are careful about the size of the bugs they eat. So the spider will not want to get a bad reaction from his hand if it was to bite it. They bite as a last ditch effort to survive, and that's usually being squeezed in some way. Other thing that provokes them is messing with their eggsac.

  • @Torn80cj Yeah I agree and I didn't mean to say worst. I mean't, isn't it better just to let it crawl off your hand than to surprise it like that, since spiders can bite if you try to flick them off.

  • this sucks. i just put a spider in with my pet Mantis. started looking up some bug videos start watching this. look back at the cage and the spider is gone.... i wont be sleeping tonight

  • Either Your Smart and know that this is not Black Trapdoor spider, or your stupid, and have balls of steel.

  • this guy is like the crocodile hunter. *OOOHH,HES ANGRY! LETS POKE IT WITH A STICK,MATES!* RIP, Steve Irwin

  • Not the worlds deadliest, but he could die, still very amazing though.

  • No you ceraintainly don't get to do this everyday, you would be dead in about a week I would think,

  • Why would you want to handle such a dangerous creature? That's why I don't feel any sympathy when tragedy happens.

  • try holding a brazilian wandering spider

  • That was stupid to do im sorry but it was its like u were asking to get bite! 

  • To this whole Brazilian Wandering Spider vs Funnel web, I know the BWS is certainly more agressive, where as most spiders try to advoid conflict (waste of venom) the BWS has been known to chase after people (so is the Black Mamba of the spider world - a git). Personally I would rather stay well clear of both.

    Fun fact, the venom of the Black Widow is really only dangerous to humans, for some reason we seemed to have evolved in such a way it could kill us, a cat for example wouldnt be hurt

  • The most venomous spider is the Brazilian Wandering Spider

  • @RealtyStudioHD Wrong. That is a common misconception. The most toxic spider is the Northern tree Dwelling Funnel Web

  • The Brazilian Wandering Spider is actually the most venomous. 

  • @chidori2221 Yes but read the title. it says dangerous..

  • YOUR FUKING NUTS MAAATE.

  • @jaybennet1973

    Re-read my post douch, I said the daddy long leg is venomous dude which is different then dangerous. It's teeth are not large enough to penetrate our skin. Look it up. And your comment on it being venomous and poisonous is a simple technicality so grow up. One is absorbed in the bloodstream and one is digested. Big deal dude. And FACT is the Brazilian wandering spider is the most venomous

  • @ReconFan117

    By daddy long legs, i take it you mean the Harvestman spider? Which isnt actually a true spider, it has more in common with crabs than spiders (if you get an image of its 'face', you will see that it has little pincer things instead of fangs). Also the harvestman is in no way dangerous/venonmous/poisonous thats an urban myth, its totally harmless and has no toxins what so ever.

  • @ReconFan117 A daddy long legs is not venomous that's a myth.

  • @MrBThatsMe No its not,there fangs cant penetrate our skin,The daddy long led is no myth its the venoms spider in the world,as for the brazilan spider i put money on the funnel web would be deadly than that,

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  • @ktm066 No its not true. Its a myth. The only reason people believe it to be true is because red back spiders have been reportedly killed by daddy long legs and eaten. Thus since red backs were very poisonous spiders, they made the inference that daddy long legs must be MORE poisonous. That is, however, not the case.

    ^ "Buried in Concrete, Daddy Long-legs, Jet Taxi". MythBusters. Discovery Channel. 25 February 2004. No. 13, season 2004. Retrieved on 11 February 2011. Text below....

  • @ktm066 Which daddy longleg are you talking about, first of all? The spider one has mild venom and can't really bite humans, while the harvestman has absolutely no venom in it since it doesn't trap its meals that way. Neither of these daddy longlegs have anything near what you'd call powerful venom.

  • @MrBThatsMe yeahh it is?

  • @MrBThatsMe Yeah it is, just Its mouth isnt big enough to bite a larger animal.

  • @h3llokittay It's a myth! E.G. Something that someone hears as a fact but hasn't done any research on. There are two types of creepy crawlies refered to when people say daddy longlegs - Daddy-longlegs (Opiliones) which have no fangs or venom and Daddy-longlegs spiders (Pholcidae) which have small fangs, but there has never been a recorded bite to a human that has caused any dangerous reaction therefore no research has ever been done to find out if it is venomous and/or how strong the venom is.

  • @MrBThatsMe Mythbusters.

    They were bitten by several (Pholciae) and had nothing but small welts.

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