I Love Eggs ★DSVL★ ( David Spates )

[MrJohncena1113]

Why the fudge are you holding up a light bulb?

[tonightwillbeours]

I think he likes eggs

[chickmagnet643]

I AM TELLING UBOUT YOU ALL OVER THE PLACE

[jet5876]

Omfg u e harlarious

[Huneeworld]

DAVID THIS IS HUNEE I'M GONNA BE MAD IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME IVE BEEN PROMOTING YOU SENSE YOUR FIRST COCK BLOCKER VIDEO

[tommymartin2001]

eggs just joking

chicken

[izzybella1399]

NASTY :P but what kind of EGGS does he mean exactly o_O

[HICKS5TYLER]

poptarts poptarts and bigshots

[AudioGeekz]

CHICKEN EVERY DAMP DAY

[Epic845]

Breakfast: Eggs Lunch: Eggs Dinner: Eggs

[2nicemr]

I love eggs

[kiiingdomheartsfan04]

omg my fav things for breakfast lunch and dinner is the same as yours!

[joshc5050]

i love eggs 

[Abdi547]

sho be do be doooo!

[BRAVERSNAKE]

DAVID YA DAMP CRACK HEAD!!!

[MS1DEE]

breakfast: potatoes and fried sausage, biscuts, and some bacon. strawberry jelly on my biscut and maple syrup on my bacon.

lunch: tuna sandwhich

dinner: spagetti with sugar, garlic toast, and some cherry mixed with grape kool aid

i looooooooooovvve ur vids/skits

P.S. i never drink kool aid with two of the same flavors, always gotta mix two together

[SuperGrizzly420]

Breakfast : Eggs benedict with homefries

Lunch: Please see above

Dinner: Please see above

See what I'm tryna tell you is I love eggs!

[purplepigstudios]

Breakfast: Pizza

Lunch: Pizza

Dinner: Pizza!!!!

[olliet24]

ure black and you dont do drugs, u should probs smoke a joint based on your shit sense of humour

[RoyalCommentary]

Popcorn with hot sauce, simplicity is delicious

[Izlandzadi14]

Breakfast: cheese omelette w/yogurt and fruit

Lunch: breakfast burrito (w/eggs)

Dinner: idk

[theravens2468]

egg i mean 54652367236 bacons, 125412561423614 burger.

[theravens2468]

egg

[boisalldawaylive]

Breakfast pancakes with blueberry and strawberry syrup egg with chesse and sausage lunch pork chop rice and gravy and dinner shrimp pasta with extra shrimp and Alfredo sauce

[renizzle09]

breakfast: ham, spinach and cheese omelet with mini blueberry muffins with minute maid kiwi strawberry juice or maybe choc. milk

lunch: olive garden's spinach & gnocchi soup and bread-sticks with lemonade

dinner: lasagna made w/ ground turkey and my homemade chicken stroganoff, broccoli and cheese casserole with rice and red velvet cheesecake (rv cake w/ a layer of cheesecake on top with white chocolate shavings) w/ sparkling white grape juice (or cherry kool-aid mixed with ginger ale)2 drink

[SooperChorus]

Nice =)

[zezino278]

MY favorite Breakfest is Eggs Pancakes and Bacon

[sunbeamsniagara]

my favorite foods are

breakfast : pancakes nd bacon

lunch:gnocci w sauce and  shredded mozzerella

dinner: either pizza nd wings or chinese food

desert:CHEESECAKE!

[cruzader21]

id love to have some fried chicken, rice, some brazilian style salada and for dessert, watermelon :3

[luigifan809]

CHILI DOGS WITH CHEESE!! I recently got an addiction to those!

[tinkerbellcutiie]

i love eggs & i love fried chicken!

[metrofusion9]

mourning bacon egg and cheese on a bagel lunch a danmd burger dinner some steaks hell ya

[HeartlessNobody413]

I LOVE CHINESE PORK FRIED RICE

[backhand630]

too bad apple didnt shout EGG BEATER!

[cutebabyblaze]

I LOVE EGGS TOO!!!

Breakfast: Cheese eggs with chopped up pieces of turkey in it or boiled eggs with pepper and 1 waffle with light syrup

Lunch: Double stuffed Ravioli

Dinner: Manwich and a beef Ballparks with mustard

[BabiiGurl841]

breakfast: eggs grits sausage or bacon. lunch: omelete (dont know how to spell it) Dinner: Chicken Mashed Potatoes Cole Slaw and a Biscuit

[Erede3]

breakfast: bacon, lunch: bacon, dinner: bacon

[kidsofjersey]

eegs meat and crabs i love me my crabs

[luigifan809]

@MenacingPhantom You love to have what?!

[TheCyborg0014]

breakfast-toast lunch-pepsi dinner-CHICKEN

[noly1900]

breakfast-nothing lunch-soda dinner- penut butter jelly sandwich

[milkyfang6]

for breakfast bacon omlette for lunch spagetti for dinner broccli alffredo

[MacLovinAnus]

Dude, you must've been high with that "What would it be like if I was an egg?" Totally highlarious.

[roguespartan101]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THE LIGHTBULB FOR XDDD

[777stevedude]

breakfast:scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes.

lunch: ham sandwitch with lettuce tomato cheese and mayo, and a bag od bbq lays with dr pepper.

dinner: 3 slices of peperoni/sausage pizza with a can of dr pepper.

P.S ( i love dr pepper

[102tiana]

by the way im extremly skinny but this is wat i like to eat

breakfast-5 panckes,3 eggs,oj,saugage and bacon

lunch-3 sandwiches,2bags of chips, coke sprite and or dr pepper

dinner-fried chicken,mac&cheese,cornbread,t­urnipgreens,andanything to drink

[Markdood88]

bacon

[MaTemplarHomie]

Itlatian cos Italy rocks

[YekUnit]

keith tim and cat are awesome

[JakaSLO11]

why the fudge do u have a fking lamp in the hand OMFG!

[bleachblonde86]

French toast

pizza

vagina

[BrownThunder209]

Bacon, Bacon & Bacon

[CJfderty]

dodo wit cheese 

[MrSnowkill1]

breakfast- waffles oj sasuage 

lunch taco with mountain dew

dinner porkchops

[FreeKaLeeK1547]

everyone has pizza for dinner? fatasses america is so unhealthy 

[l4dshooter]

Breakfeast Bacon!/omelette

Lunch any sandwich

Dinner Pizza!

[mrcrankdat22]

breakfast- wetern style omlet and blueberry waffles

Lunch- shrimp cocktail

Dinner- chicken fried rice

[chaveznieves]

the best breakfast is fried eggs, the shredded hash browns, bacon, and cheddar cheese all mixed together in a bowl with an orange juice/fruit punch mix (2/1 ratio of FP/OJ)

lunch would be some chinese beef fried rice with tons of soy sauce, some spring rolls and egg rolls, and a side of lo mein. ill take either ice cold water or some root beer with that.

dinner would be swedish meat balls, warm crunchy baguette (not sourdough) with butter and a Caesar salad with freezing cold 1% milk to drink :)

[Jwwooten95]

Breakfast-Pancakes

Lunch-Maruchan Ramen

Dinner-PIZZA

[zZToastie]

Breakfast-Chocolate Chip Pancakes

Lunch-Triple Cheeseburger

Dinner- A entire pizza

Its not what i eat,but its what i wish i could eat

[DPROSpeed]

Breakfast=Pancakes with milk or CocaCola

Lunch=Pizza with CocaCola

Dinner=Chicken with CocaCola :P

[luigifan809]

@DPROSpeed You would drink Coke for breakfast?

[DPROSpeed]

@luigifan809 Hell YEAH !! 

[DPROSpeed]

@luigifan809 Hell YEAH !!!!

[julialou1998]

breakfast - peanut butter pancakes, hashbrowns, orange juice, a biscuit

lunch - im fine with burger king.

dinner - mashed potatoes, grilled chicken, corn.

I want that right now so bad!

[jdh217]

Breakfast-Resses puff

Lunch-Mcdonalds

Dinner-mashed potatoes macaroni and chiken!

[jdh217]

@facemobb954 u nasty lol

[Konvictedjeezy]

breakfast: Gritz n' honey, French toaste, a banana, a glass of milk and a glass of orange Juice.

Lunch: Tokyo Joes' Griled Chicken Bowl, or miso soup with unagi(eel) some iced tea and an orange

Dinner: Collard Greens or Ham and Bean soup, Ribs or Porkchops, Mama's homeade Mac N' Cheese, and an Arizona Ice Tea(ginseng with honey) and a slice of my girl friend's cheesecake

[julialou1998]

@Konvictedjeezy So you have unagi! lol. You might not get that. Its a reference from a sitcom - Friends.

[Konvictedjeezy]

@julialou1998 I didn't by the way... But I love unagi it's so good

[baconator282]

well whit this economy i have...cereal =]

[LethalzIcon]

Dave why in all yo videos you hold these mother fudge'n miscellaneous objects? Ha! Haaa!

[hristijank2]

man i luv eggs xD i eat dem like every day... today i had a boiled eggs salad :P

its daaaaaaym good xD i nenjoooooy dem xD even if i find an egg on the sidewalk ill pick it up too and eat it xD

[HumorToilet]

BABIES!!!!!!!

[jake1234399]

eggs and sausge and BACON

[hersheyburn]

breakfast-mommas home cooking

lunch-mommas home cooking

dinner-mommas home cooked chicken mashed potatoes greens and some mother fudgin sweet potatoe pie

mhmmmmm

[Konvictedjeezy]

@hersheyburn yeah yeah my momma makes da same ship 'sept we got ribs or porkchops and ham and beans and some corbread (not that jiffy ship) and Mac and chease and sometimes mama's secret batch of ghetto-aid and iced tea(combined together makes it a suicide)

[hersheyburn]

@Konvictedjeezy wow sounds deliicious 

[Huneeworld]

What's up David I would have sausage,grits, scrambled cheesey eggs, bacon, pancakes,and buttery karo syurp, lunch- chicken alfreado, salad and cheesey bread sticks Dinner - Smothered Pork chops, rice, green bean casserolle, and 3 layer chocolate cake and yes I cook this way every day ...

[Konvictedjeezy]

@Huneeworld you are a fly person you get props from me man, or woman...

[THERANDOMNESS84]

breakfast- really chessy omelet a choclate chi muffin apple juice

lunch- homemade pizza any toppings, cookies ( white/milk choclate) pineapple juice

dinner- lasagna ( my mom's way) my own homemade drink and a bag of homemade salt and vinegar chips

[mewRobbyn]

Breakfast:Egg omlite with White Rice

Lunch:Shrimp Ramon

Dinner:Alfredo chicken with noodles

[philipinoidiot]

toast eggs bacon. and a glass o OJ nice and simple

[PhilHenrix]

dave dont worry about that cholestrine, ones body can only absorb a limited amount of that, so you can eat as lot of eggs as you want, heyyyy :)

[jax252000]

Oooh. a cheese omelette and grits sounds really good right now. My two favorite foods are eggs and steaks (medium rare on the steak)

[eastxsidexswagg]

Breakfest: Pancakes w/butter melted on top, Bacon, Scrambled eggs, Orange Juice

Lunch: Fried Bologna on toasted bagels

Dinner: Pork Chops w/ some hot sauce, Mac & Cheese, Collard greens and some grape Kool-aid :D

[sassyjazzy3424]

@eastxsidexswagg Was that a black joke ? LOL

[DatBlackNerdYouKnow]

Pizza , Chicken , Chinese food :D

[camcamvancar]

my favirote breakfast is ceral lunch is penut butter sandwhich and for dinner i like hot dogs:)

[crazybabe1226]

breakfast-sausage egg n cheese

lunch-pizza with lots of garlic powder

dinner-curry chicken with yello rice

[alitheebombb02]

breakfeastt bacon andd eggs withh pankackss lunchh ayee subway sandwichh dinner mcdonaldss

[hyuugabighand]

i really like all your videos, and im telling suckas bout david spates, im a fan and subscriber, chris the crack head is my fav char XD, but the idea of holdin some random ship in every videolog u do is lame :S, sorry bout being an anushole but i dont think holding stuff is cool

[jake1234399]

David Spates is awesome funny dude



[patarbot]

i thought that video that came out of netflix she was gonna say I LOVE EGGSSS HAHAHAH

[tiiana]

Breakfast: iHop

Lunch: Bill and Harry's Chinese Food (shrimp and broccoli preferred)

Dinner: either Red Lobster, Cheesecake Factory or P. F. Changs

Unfortunately, I can't afford to eat out like that so I guess;

Breakfast: grits, scrambled eggs w/extra sharp cheedar cheese

Lunch: homemade nachos

Dinner: collar greens and Jiffy cornbread, fried chicken and peach cobbler (only my mother's but she's dead so I'll settle for ice cream)

[Zincojr]

Breakfast: cheese omlet (not copying. cheese omlets ftw!)

Lunch: $5 footlong: italian bread with meatballs and cheese

Dinner: Cheese ravioli from olive garden <---- my fav food of all time!

i just realized how much cheese i eat. O_O

btw wouldn't it make more sense for you to have an egg in ur hand rather than a lightbulb?

[Dylanownsguitarhero]

breakfast - mcdonalds egg breakfast meal (hashbrowns, juice, egg mcmuffin)

lunch - hawaiin pizza and garlic bread

dinner - KFC

healthy, i know.

[madeinchina77]

Pussy

Pussy

Chicken

[Troll5297]

breakfast - scrambled eggs,bacon,sausage

lunch - cheeseburger and fries

dinner - STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!

[skoric60]

You look like Chris Tucker in this video hahaha

[chainsaw2010]

Breakfast- Oat meal Peach's N cream

Lunch- antipasto salad

Dinner- Grilled chicken & Broccoli White pizza

[Pride1234ify]

rest pussy then some more pussy

[MasterofDuckies]

breakfast-hot tea and toast

lunch-menudo or what ever i can find

dinner-herb roasted turkey sandwhich

[Alvarorm123]

I love from 1:56 - 2:49

love your videos Dave I just love them

[Animeguy993]

French Toast. Poutine. Lasagna. Too bad it's not like that :P

[bigj3660]

for breakfast hot pockets for lunch hot pockets for dinner uuum uumm ummm hot hot pockets

[rorohemox]

Breakfast - PANCAKES;) (which have egg in them)

Lunch - CRISPS.(:

Dinner - W/e. :L

[23allstarr]

breakfast-my gurl

lunch-watever there is

dinner-enchiladas

hell yea

[MrSundiefy]

breakfast-bagel and cream cheese ,eggs fried,bananas,cereal,juice,mil­k on a plater (I'm not fat)

lunch-anything from a fast food place

dinner-Asian food

[MSSTEE2009]

coffee for breakfast, tea for lunch, & my favorite dinner is saurkraut w/ smoked sausage, mashed taters, cornbread........

[orcina8]

bacon bacon bacon

[1001crystals]

Waffles Chicken Pizza

[fhadj]

I like to eat turtles....I know.. Im a sick person...

[bigj3660]

@fhadj u descust me u sick sick man

[fhadj]

@bigj3660

But turtles DO taste good!

[uniquewun]

i love me some salmon croquettes..eggs over easy and some grits wit cheese for breakfast..den fo lunch i like me some subway $5 fooootlooooooong..any any any..lol deeen for dinner....i like me some homemade macoroni n cheese..fried porkchops..cabbage and cornbread wit a side of strawberry lemonade koolaide..mmmmmm....now dats a meal

[coldon14]

I would like to see your version of afroman(because i got high)!! that would be funny!! My husband and I love love your videos!! Keep 'em comin'... Crystal

[Alwsome12]

breakfast- blueberry pancakes

Lunch- Chicken Chalopos

Dinner chicken spigetti

[ScumofthestreetZ]

breakfast-pancakes

lunch-fried chicken(no racial)

dinner-rice and beans....

[nongeneric1]

Its all about the breakfast burrito.

The rest of the day is unimportant to me

[pr0ph3t5]

why are you holding a light bulb its random but funny

[pr0ph3t5]

breakfast:coffee

lunch:tosted sandwich

dinner:chicken or wateva

[anthonyandfreinds]

breakfast: eggs benedict and hashbrowns

lunch: sushi/bouble quarter ound with no sauce or pickles or any burger and a shit load of fries

dinner same thing except with salad or maybe fillet migon

[Hav1n3sh]

why the fuck r u holding a light bulb LOL

[jbenvenga]

dude, you should try cuban rice...it's rice with tomato sauce and fried eggs on top...good stuff

[Alexlime1]

Shit in CUP FOR BREAKFEAST

Shit on a stiick for dinner

Shit on a plate with a charry on top for desert

[DJPoke2]

you got the vid from daneboe

[TheShadowCross]

Anything with heavily seasoned/breaded chicken.

Also I'm white so fuck your stereotypes.

[rahao]

sausages rolls for breakfast

Noodles and hotdogs for lunch

fish and chips for dinners

[1insertusername1]

CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and ice-cream!

[SpeechlessSuffering]

Man i love eggs no lie but i cant eat them anymore cuz i got sick from eating them too much.... yeah though them eggs FK MAN GOOD.

Dinner CHicken

Lunch CHicken

Snack chicken...

[norad848]

potato, bacon, egg, & cheese burrito

jack in the box, taco bell, or carl's jr

tuna caserole.

[norad848]

That dinner sounds freakin' delicious!

[indyana24]

mother fudgein eggs for breakfast mother fudgin chicken for lunch and mother fudgin ihop for dinner

[kacmax27]

breakfast ( fenchtost bread)  lunch ( cheeses ham samwig ) dinner ( pepparone pazzia eggs sometimes

[mishielai]

ahaha just watched this again, haven't seen it for ages but still makes me laugh xDD

[313c7r0idPu153]

I luv choriso

[poison737]

i fuging like sour crout

[TheNaveenable]

cheese omelett with baconbits and toast

a chicken salate with dressing and toast

Meatballs in brownsause with potetos, carrots peas.

[RideNitro686]

breakfast- ham and eggs with hash browns

lunch- reuben with fries

dinner- CHICKEN FRIED STEAK!!!

[ielainex12]

breakfast-strawberry and sugar and pancakes with whip cream

lunch-orange chicken with rice and cooked broccli

dinner-crab,rice,and peper and salt dip

[LaycMusicOriginals]

breakfast: chocolate chip pancakes w/ wip cream and surup

lunch: chicken alfredo and garlic bread

dinner: anything!!

!!!!!DAVID SPATES RULES!!!!

[Bloodflow92]

breakfast - french toast grits egges (scrambled) and some bacon

lunch- pbj

dinner- lobster!

[MadderInstruments]

I dont eat breakfast (sleep is the bomb) For lunch I'd love to have a spicy chicken sandwich. And dinner doesnt really matter as long as I eat with family. David, u ruined baking for me. Now Im gonna laugh every time I crack an egg.

[DomoAfreshman]

breakfast-orange juice and french toast

lunch- my girlfriend

dinner-niggas cant affrod lunch and dinner

[shawnthedawn]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT

[SamTalmadge]

breakfast: Special K (I know it's a chick cereal but it's fucking good)

lunch: Smoked Turkey on Wheat bread-lettuce, provolone, mustard

Dinner: Either Jambalya or a cheeseburger

[SamTalmadge]

You have no taste in dinner.

[0oDaFUZZo0]

burgers. burgers. aanndd burgers. :))) mmmmm i love brgers

[penguinboy2k8]

breakfast : scrambled egg, bacon, sausages and toast

lunch : tomato soup =]

dinner : chicken curry

David spates rules!

[farmer5123]

Breakfast- same as you.

Lunch or dinner- Sushi.

[doomsk8er]

For breakfast I like pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits, sausage, or Spaghettios when I'm in a hurry.

For lunch and dinner, I like burgers, steak, pizza, salads, spaghetti, chicken, fish (salmon and tilapia are my favorites,) jambalaya, I love Italian food and Mcdonalds.

[AirgunAddict256]

i LOVE eggs. also pancakes.

Lunch: chicken sandwich

Dinner: STEAK OR GTFO!

[narka360]

b-cinnamin rolls or biscits

l- peperoni calzone or some other things i cant think of

d-pizza or bbq chicken or my moms lasagna

[psychodelic365]

he just recreated the egg video made my daneboe, he didn't even change the names...

[MrHoyas33]

i be eatin mcdonald

[MrHoyas33]

mcdonalds

[thethug01]

i be eatin my girl out all day

[lildrumrock24]

wait....y dose he has a light bulb?

[sythe179]

brekfast : 4 macdonalds hashbrowns.

lunch : crackers and dip

tea : chicken snitzel with gravy

[nishell3200]

Breakfast - I like bacon, eggs, and a biscuit with butter and jelly

Lunch - A nice sub h or something from the deli

Dinner: Anything that tastes good! X3

[DamianoANDAlex]

Breakfast: Bacon and Eggs

Lunch: Cheeseburger with dr. Pepper

Supper: Ribs

[AllyHunter1992]

breakfast - cheerios

lunch - don't usually have but when i do its an EGG mayo baguette! =D

dinner - a nice sirloin steak with fries or boiled potatoes and peppercorn sauce ! YUMMMM!

[SuperLizardBean]

So...

does your mother put fudge with eggs?

I do like mother fudg'n eggs!

[AllyHunter1992]

fail on trying to be funny

[Happystarz1045]

@AllyHunter1992 hAHAAA u were funnyy.

[SamTalmadge]

hey...that was fuckin' retarded.

[bjoeh45]

eggs waffles

dont eat lunch

mixed topping pizza

[solomkaaa]

cereal-breakfeast

bacon Cheese Lettuce hoagie-lunch

Chicken with rice, or sushi-dinner

=]

[EliteGamerMedia]

i had a cup of beans this morning lol

[maebauer]

AHAHAH

[Prince9l]

waffles,grits and scrambled veggie omelet ohh and bacon

[emoleafsfanrocks]

lol, youre gonna go far :)

[4everKamelot]

Waffles!!!!!! iz lovez meh some WAFFLES!!!

[bootyfa]

Y do you have a bulb in your hand

[LtownsFinest09]

Breakfast:Grits, Sausage, eggs, and homeade bisuits

Lunch: Sub sandwich and chips

Dinner: fried chicken, mac & cheese, fried corn, cabbage, and honey corn bread

[PandaBoo92]

wat are grits, btw? :) lol

[LtownsFinest09]

Everybody keeps asking what grits are, I cant believe you've never heard of grits!? Grits are a type of hot cereal that you can eat with butter, salt, and pepper or butter sugar and milk or butter and cheese. Lol

favs for ____

Breakfast: my momma's pancakes with BACON, eggs, and BACON (I realize that I put BACON twice, if you knew me, you would know why :D)

Lunch: my pappa's burgers with chedder, BACON, and lettuce

Dinner: STEAK with potatoes, and BACON!!!!

as you can tell, I love BACON!!!!!!

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