Chris Moyles and Comedy Dave: Lorry Driver

[marksmith698]

legend

[Murzo71]

eating sausage rolls cornish pasties crisps and jaffa cakes, drinking coffee and red bill on your scheduled tacho breaks ...... Lyrics are pure genius ....... Im soooo feelin this ..... hubby's a lorry driver and he doesnt have a saggy bum .... I dont look like Jordan or Pauline Quirk ........ and I am not offended by this coz im too busy laffin my arse off ha ha ha

[jet3478]

saggy bummm........lol

[TrixterEABockers]

Maybe if I didnt drive a truck for my work

My wife would look like Jordan rather than Pauline Quirk

Awesomes

[mikejm999]

cool i love u

[mrspivvy]

I am a lorry driver, I think this is really funny. If you can't handle all the stereotypical views people have of your profession you're probably in the wrong job. Although I do not have a saggy bum. much.

[Spickering0]

Crapppppppppppppppppppp

[spongebob4554]

brillll LORRY DRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meggitl]

ha love the song

[456marmite]

way betta dan da original :) x

[rusty4coke]

My mam drives a lorry, slightly annoyed it uses 'Mr' but i suppose a lorry dirver is genricly a male, brilliant song though much better than the original!

[Samantha2759]

lols, at least u realise. someone esle was complaing aobut this but then calling chris a sexist idiot. i mean its a sterotype right?

[kwesiidun91]

haha British national radio! LOVE IT! :P

[MrTJTRUCKER]

and mine my dads got a scania

[alexfilma16]

pull up at the services for diesel and a magazine! XD BRITNEY SPEARS GOT O. W. N. D

[spongebob4554]

bril yh

[crazycatmuppet]

wiked !

[italyfirebird1981]

Mark and Lard did this sort of thing years ago and did it a lot better. That said, Moyles and his crew seem to entertain the nation well enough.

[kloddey]

this is my second fav , to his hearsay verson, god that is hilarious!

[owdin1]

what a good song

they r da best

[CS2oooFFA]

chris moyles is awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mathew076]

Love chris moyles.. He is a complete legend and has me in stitches every morning!

Dominic and Comedy Dave are also great legends.. very funny :P

[MrToon4lyf]

this song is topnotch and lianne pratt is lovely jubbly

[gillingxx]

I <3 this song Moyles in an absolute Legend....

Why are people getting so wound up tis only a song lmao (:

x

[Pure7pazaak]

Comedy Dave is a genius

[Fodz078]

Chris Moyles - Legend. xD

5/5

[kareno31]

Chris my kids love you, they laugh so much on the way to school!

[rayyarnold911]

this song is sick

[RaspberryJam97]

How exactly is it sick???

[IduunoIfILoveUOrNot]

i'm lovin this tune lol

[EPICBONKERS]

brilliant

[lysmeanslily]

i liked it. I liked the vlog brothers one even more, but i get it and it's clever.

[moodypurple]

All I can say Pezfx is when was the last time you wrote an amazing parody that makes millions of listeners fall about laughing?

[bargainalloys]

FUCK OFF THEN....

[mathew076]

Get a life. Your a complete prick.

[shirecoltsafc]

people r commenting on videos saying theyre crap, but why the fuck do they search it and watch it? Logic, people!!!!

[dramaticafantastica]

they reckon people give a shit about their opinion, maybe they shud get their own radio show and then use it to tell everyone how much they hate everything, save them wastin comment space.

[StobartsProductions]

lol yorky bars and tizer.

This song is very sterotypical.

[ZACCYBABY4EVA]

mazin lol

[schumm122]

lorry driver. VVVVV horn lol

[dramaticafantastica]

this is booom is actually a sik tune not jus ca is funny is proper good anyway lol!

chris moyles got talent.

[Tufty3174]

h8 the people who slag off chris moyles hes gr8 in the morning best dj on radio one by miles!legend

[Eekie24]

300th rating! 295th comment

[Truckboy4]

Saddo Go Get A Life Or If You Can't... Die In A Corner

[pallettownishome]

funniest thing ever!

[sk958]

i remember hearing this one funny one

[cab1eguy]

Funny stuff!

+1 to the stop fighting comments. If you don't understand vulcanuisiis' comment, I offer this translation. "Piss off".

[vulcanusii]

Couldn't have translated my feelings better myself

[Courl]

People only tell others to stop fighting on the internet 'cause they feel smart enough to win the argument if any is starting to form. Same reason I'm saying this. Kind of uhm.. Yeah, contradictory.

[Letterman0412]

so is the lorry a semi to the u.s.a.?

[vulcanusii]

You know what, it's people like you that make me, well just bored with trying.

[vulcanusii]

shebangsherdrums2, I am appalled by your language and bickering (dave too). The Uncle Sam figure is a mirror image of Lord Kitchener's famed poster and was made as a tongue-and-cheek campaign years ago by the BBC. If you insist on an argumental stance, watching this only to swear and insult then I will remove your comments. Everyone is sick of it and it is uncalled for. If you have an issue with Chris Moyles avoid his pieces, don't purposefully seek them out at the aggravation of others.

[PwincessMillyx]

this is so funny. + i agree with

stuartedwards9 stop fighting mannn!

[sambothesecon]

Effing el oh el!!!

[stuartedwards9]

stop fighting on here this is for comenting on wat u have just watched. and shebangsherdrums2 might of wanted to say wat she thinks so she spoke her mind and daveberry91 was just telling you not to swear or diss so ur both in the rong and ur both in the right! OK?

[emozzrule]

dude my dad is a lorry driver and he does all of this lol xP

[XxDoodie06xX]

chris moyles is a legend =D

[daveberry91]

Mills is a different story. He is about as funny as 'trench foot'.

Clearly we disagree; in this specific circumstance, our grammar is slightly poor. However, your language is a different matter. You can call me a 'fucking moron' and call Mills a 'cunt' but ironically, it just debases and simply exacerbates your clearly misdirected persona.

[daveberry91]

Ok. I do apologise, though surely it should be 'YouTube'.

My incompetence with the question mark is simply idiotic; though as I am sure you know, there should not be a full-stop after the question mark.

The last sentence is completely wrong. The first comma should be a semi-colon, the second comma should be a full-stop and thus making the 'you're' 'You're'.

After reading your point below (as instructed), I couldn't help but notice the grammatical errors there also.

I will be more careful.

[daveberry91]

if you think they're knobheads, at least have the decency to spell it correctly.

also why click and comment on something that you don't even like.

you have no life.

[vulcanusii]

actually, if you dislike something the least you can do is walk away from it.

[indra789]

why are you listening to the songs then??? just fuck off and listen to another station if u don't like the, just cause they're funnier than you!

[nanny01642]

why are so many people calling chris moyles a legend on here lmao? if hes a legend then we live on jupiter :)

[wicklewolf]

Excellent!! Love it!! Keep it up!! More More More

[chlopots]

its mint this song, it neva gets old.

i used to listen to it every morning on the way to sckul.

[Alfunge]

love it cant get it out my head

[GetUpYouLazyBear]

Brilliant song. Sexy Moyles!

[batchz71]

wish i did

[cupcakestastesweet]

listened to this everyday before skwl :P

its mint :P

GO CHRIS!

KEEP UP THE CRAZY BUM :P

[Water3Monkey]

I love this song!

[nscorza]

THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER!!!!

[coolboyharvey]

luv u chris

so cool

good clibming up mount kilamanjaro!!!!

[Clarecanet]

moylsey, you are GOD. some people say you are a talentless fat prick but this is genius

[iLouis96]

best song ever i so want it on my phone

[JOEYJORDISON666MAD]

i recon he is a slightly bit insane BUT THAT MAKES IT ALL THE BETTER

[humperdink09]

i love chris moyles you are totally awsome really, i always listen to your shows its really funny i love comedy dave as well he is totally awsome

love you guys

[Scottishgal78]

Still love this parody & love chris' show on the radio. Well done to all for climbing mount kilimanjaro!!!!!

[Hazbo95]

what the hell chris moyles is a legend u nut job

[NeonTiger94]

hahhaa this is HISTERICAL!!!

[JF118]

best song ever!!!!!!!

[methemusicfreak]

omg this is soo funny! i <3 it!!

[iLouis96]

pure comedy =]

[PaintedEcstasytm]

I LOVE THIS ! (:

LOVE CHRIS MOYLES

LOVE THE TEAM

LOVE ALL THE COVERS

MUCH BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ;P

LOVE (: x

[ValuedComment]

Dom's cool, but Moylsie and Channel 4 are deluded if they think he'll take his 7 million listeners over to his TV show.

Who'd have guessed that Richard and Judy's figures would have fallen so badly now they've switched channels? Moylsie's Radio 1 fans are currently a 'captive' audience - in the car or workplace etc, but he's atrocious on TV.

I really dislike Piers Morgan, but he'll wipe the floor with Chris.

Without his team of laughing clowns at Radio 1 supporting him, Chris falls down.

[emmymad87]

BRILLIANT!

[brentlad]

i have lived alot,he is still a fat twat

[joeydub]

word. Unfunny comes to mind.

[brentlad]

fat twat

[prettydoctormoo]

Its funny live a little

[badpker50]

LOL!

[bethb1993]

so much better than britney

[Sallylouise101]

legend

[barnsey144]

chris moyles is a ledgend

[katiesjustthebest]

Freaking legend!

[TheHotPeanut]

WOO.

My stepdad told me about this when womanizer came on the radio. :L

[NeonTiger94]

this is HISTERICAL!!!! LOL!!!

[ultraparties]

I love this, bloody fantastic!!!

[Alzipan2]

Awesome.

Have a look at my great Appletiser parody!

[westmonchick]

Lmfao! My maths teacher was on about this the other daii!!

Awsum <3 Yuu

<3 Sammie x =)

[doogleisfat]

Translation: My Maths teacher talked to me about this video a few days ago.

Awesome, Love You!

Hearts. Sammie Smiley Face

[ratastewie91]

hahaha

[UkFisherman81lb]

jesus christ, stop messing with your math teacher and talk to your English teacher cos you can't spell for SHIT! daii, awsum, yuu, LMFAO!!!!

[westmonchick]

fuck off il write how i wanna fucking write thanks !!

yuu av 2 b young 2 understand new generation language

TRANSLATION: You Have To Be Young To Understand New Generation Language!!

[3ndo]

Surely it's more effort to write like that.

[westmonchick]

Not really x

[scopeckssss]

LOL! you have to be to ignorant to talk liek that hahaha! xD bless ya

[clol159]

lol so funny!!!!

v catchy

wayyy better than original

well done chris and team!!!!

[BrunetteCJ]

Hilarious!

This is amazing!

[mymatebone]

how old is that pic! They are all fairly thin and Dom has hair!!!

[decimalisation]

It's not old it's the one they had digitally altered to show them as how they want to look like!!

[llRossll]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooo

[CrashAndSpyroFan123]

Lmao I love this wooo! I live in Devon lol!

[djbd2k7]

Owning 6 houses in Liverpool isn't much of an achievement, its bad enough to own 1.

[BillStanley2008]

" Maybe if i did'nt drive a truck for work my wife would look like Jordan rather than Pauline Quirk" lol

[xxalana14793xx]

fucking halairious!!!!

[BillStanley2008]

Red Bull must love the bbc atm lol

[matt64345]

lol i can imagine all the lorry drivers listening to this and thinking "hmm, i've never tried red bull, i'll have to get some next time i'm in the shop."

BINGO! £1 000 000 profit for red bull ;)

i think too much :D

[MikeyB1173]

comedy dave is the king of parody writing, without doubt.

[massivefanofmc]

omg genius so funni xxx

[cupcakes661]

lmao :P :D x

[Gregzy92]

Lmao this is great! Woo I live in Aberdeen haha!

[ChazzzaEustice47]

luvvin it!

[ladyshankaman]

naa he is da best

[PinkyElocin]

omg lmao!

[OpenHeartZoo008]

I wonder: does Comedy Dave recognise his wholly inaccurate pseudonym?

Also rather ironic that the lyrics to this conjure mental images of Moyles himself.

[Willforbes296532]

shut it fat ass

[pantonyp]

Is there a way I could get this on my ipod?

[Lexieeeeeeeee]

LOL

[jonny123321369963]

comedy dave and chris moyles,

fucking legends.

[djandrewski]

great song, sod those who can't take a joke, meaning the people that slagged u of in the newspaper.(when im older i want to be a lorry driver and marry pauline querk, only joking but i wouldn't mind being a lorry driver thow and yes u can take the piss out of me if u like.

[Liverpool67890]

better dan britneys

[scania27]

CLASS

[TaaDaaX]

hilarious!!!!! lol x

[perseusman6sic6]

i love this song funny as hell so is the cheese song its class its like my new anthem

[iSurrenderHappily]

Chris Moyles Is A Legend!

Love Radio 1 (:

Hilarious Song.

[graceabell93woo]

i love this song so awesome

[Lozza269]

Luvin itt amazin song god he shud be a comedian and somebody call me stupid if he actually is : D Lmfao

[nemesis214299]

Lozza ur stupid lol quality song tho lol

[xBAMitsMEGANx]

song made by COMEDY dave xD

[Mudge1967]

Great lyrics guys and I think you will find that having secured a job that they love they don't need to worry about their GCSE results

[rosemarie1991]

really funny,im constantly late for college becasue i just cant switch off! i realy dont understand why people like "triggerr82" leave horrible and rather pointless comments, surely its more effort than its worth, you searched for it, you clicked it, and you watched it!! if you dont like it..dont view it!!

[Brooshski]

Love this track, The Chris Moyles parodies are sound imho!

[joeprosserla]

Awesome song :)

[fernandotorresr]

i love red bull

[pinacolada0601]

this convinced sombody to be a lorry driver XD

[jellyfishhh]

Lool.

[cupcakequeen212]

Haha that's so funny,

and the alesha dixon one

but this one is better

both hilarious

and.. triggerr82 go get a sense of humour.

[rockindiejess]

i absolutely love this song!! Its one of his best parodies yet! love this <3

[CheekyNicole95]

haha!:D that is sik mayte x

[verityisawesome]

This is amazing! I love it.

[ollythefishboy01]

One word... AMZAZING! Thats it..... just amazing!!

[Russirya]

это настолько смешно! я люблю его

[matty208]

i agree

[00babymolz00]

it woz ded funi, coz in ma gcse's and it wuz ded scary nd then this lad in my class just started yelling this song, even ma teacher laughed, then he got detenshion but u no it was still so funny

[mrdaveyk]

you may have failed your gcse's if it was an English exam mate

[evilrobotz]

hahaha

[rockymania123]

sick song

this is like my stepdad hes a lorry driver

[MusicMadSuperAwesome]

I can imagine that happening in my school, and everyone except me being disappointed! =D Give the damn chavs some real music... ;)

[arubberball]

Hummm! KEEP ON TRUCKIN' MATES!

[Hirohamster]

like the master chief once said...

.lolololololololololololololol­ololololololololololololololol­ololololololololololololololol­!!

[icecreamwaffles]

lol :D

[darkwind160]

reads the sun, has a saggy bum, must be a lorry driver. ROFL

[IestynDarmanin]

i love this song

[rwf1968]

sheer class

[ianford71]

im a lorry driver, its all true!! great parody... quality