the way you talk is incredibly annoying. this video is painfull. what the hell are criss? dont eat criss? having a bag of crisPs or sum chocolate everyday is completely healthy. look at ANY product on the market, what do u live on veg and organic products? ur an idiot
I love Walkers crisps, I quite like chocolate too (but not as much as Walkers crisps), I also love Youtube and it's pantheon of the unhinged and the apoplectic suffering a spectrum of persecutory querulous paranoias.
>"They move 2 million bags of crisps a day, 60 million population and they're selling 2 million bags of crisps . . . . a day !"
Those numbers mean . . . every person in the UK consumes 1 bag of crisps every 30 days.
OMG !!!!! This is consumerism gone mad !!! OMG !!!!! On average we here in the UK eat one bag of crisps every four weeks !!! OMG !!!!! This crisp-aggedon madness must stop !!
This bloke is a fruit and nut cake : ) " Gemetically modified " (sic ) Lol , this bloke needs a lie down in his local mental health facility .. would you get into a Taxi with this crackpot ??
@holographicsentience "This bloke" has obviously faced true adversity and come out of it fearlessly unblinkered and stronger than he was before.
"This bloke" has a passion you couldn't possibly imagine because you're a tiny-minded, tiny-cocked, sniping little bitch troll full of unprocessed, misdirected hatred.
"This bloke" is showing you what you hide from when you apply your male lipstick and trim your eyebrows and wank off to images of 1933 subliminal Germanic porn.
@AtaraxiaAponia ; Hes a taxi driver ..taxi drivers sit on their arse all day and talk shit . He pathetically attempts to reduce the complex problems of the world down to crisps ( he cant even say the fuckin word ...." criss" )and a bar of chocolate ...easy to see why hes a taxi driver : )
This is not his first, nor will it be his last video on the greater subject you refer to as the "complex problems of the world"
The rest of your drivel is personal insults, suggesting the man has a speech impediment and a lowly job, therefore he couldn't possibly do any better as he is too simplistic.
You reveal to much about yourself mate. You are what we call in the trade; a mentally useless cunt.
@BaptisteClinton "I'd guess something traumatic from what you say"
You wouldn't know is why you must guess and IS the point.
"he appears to have come out of it very troubled"
Don't get ya opinions and what we call FACTS mixed up, sonshine ;-) it's a definite long term cul-de-sac.
"He is simply angry at various confectionery brands"
Here it is YOU and reactionary boy up there who are doing the reducing, reducing everything he said down to a KitKat and a packet of crisps. Empty literalism.
>"Don't get ya opinions and what we call FACTS mixed up"
The caveat in my post is "he appears" - learn what the phrase means and you might spend less time being a sanctimonious prick and more time understanding what it is people are saying.
@BaptisteClinton Go fuck yourself you're like the confused fat kid in school who goes around labeling everybody else fat you truly ignorant and disgusting sanctimonious cunt.
This video is part humour you literal minded gimp, intentional, dry and ironic. Thick tiresome twat.
Sugar is additive as any drug. I cut it out and in 6 months I lost 25 pounds. I don't drink any sugar or the fake ones either. You drink water and NOT out of Plastic. If you want to live without cancer. Plastic has dioxins in it. It's been widely proved that plastic bottles release dioxins if you freeze or heat them, that means if it is left in a hot car. If you must drink bottled water get it in glass. Plus you will live longer. I just use my well here in the states.
You can have crisps and chocolate if you make your own. I prefer Real crisps to Walkers crisps and it's best to buy unflavoured. Real crisps are thicker. You can buy raw chocolate from health food shops.
Nothing wrong with crisps and chocolate - I eat them most days. But I exersise 2hrs a day. Obesity is down to laziness and not food, if you eat it go an fucking burn it. Food = fuel.
@greggmufc That's what the Government tells you so you keep eating the rubbish processed by the huge corporations. It's not just about the calories but the toxins.
@TomWallisRFC So your saying that aspartme (artificial sweeteners) is good for you??? Any evidence or links you can share with the people...or are you not at a stage of information and dont know yourself???
@TomWallisRFC suppose better than being forced to eat cinnamon at school..
When one day there is only one phone company, one power company, one supermarket, one power supplier, one car maker and... one chocolate manufacturer and you have NO choice what so ever.. maybe then you will realise what we have allowed to happen.
But till then keep trolling people, keep eating MSG, aspartame and high fat low cost salt ridden foods, as you really do know best, don't you... son.
Wondered where this was going, started of a some sort of healthy eating rant. Then eventually we got to the usual socialist anarchist bollocks that you spew out. About how Cadbury, Walkers, the oil companies, the government and 'the powers that be' are conspiring against everyone especially those on welfare. I think after watching this I fancy a nice Dairy Milk ;)
@TomWallisRFC yup eat plenty m8, gobble up those dairy milks because you got it all worked out. You dont mind sub standard food for the masses, you dont mind no choice, you dont think about it for a min.
Some decades ago cadburys where a wholesome family brand trying to knock out a quality product those days are long gone. And its all about corrupt politicians working the system, fucking YOU over for a buck and if it takes your health so be it.
@TomWallisRFC Chunkymark really winds you right up doesn't he? You should get back to your brainwashed Tory unionism and go on another orange walk. Or you could stop watching the videos and stop trolling? Good luck bigot.
A lot of people who work for Cadbury, Walkers, Coke and Pepsi.They won't like what you are saying. You are trying to put them out of work. But, you do have some points in your ranting. Like health and fitness.
I used to make fudge, "traditional" cornish fudge or so the company claimed, 56 different "flavours", the only difference between them was a different chemical that we would put in to it, each one came in a bottle that would have any number of warning signs on the bottle, toxic, harmful , corrosive, flamable etc, though it was a small company providing fudge for about ten shops we were still putting in a load of crap, allways read ingredients even if it is made to look traditional and healthy.
They got nice proper dark chocolate at Aldi. Only a pound for a 5 bar pack. It's better than even the well known brands like Heaven and Green and Blacks -- the bitterness is impurity and the Aldi Moser Roth has no bitterness unlike most others I've tried. Willy's Delectable is really special but pricey. Cadbury's stuff is just disgusting ... and expensive.
@fuckoverload I prefer Polish, Swiss or Belgian chocolate. More chocolate manufacturers are importing chocolate drops from Belgium and making them up into fancy chocolates.
This guy needs to watch his blood pressure lol
RealTalkerMan 13 hours ago
the way you talk is incredibly annoying. this video is painfull. what the hell are criss? dont eat criss? having a bag of crisPs or sum chocolate everyday is completely healthy. look at ANY product on the market, what do u live on veg and organic products? ur an idiot
CHILLISeminemREM 3 weeks ago
I love Walkers crisps, I quite like chocolate too (but not as much as Walkers crisps), I also love Youtube and it's pantheon of the unhinged and the apoplectic suffering a spectrum of persecutory querulous paranoias.
It's confectionary, calm down.
: )
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>"They move 2 million bags of crisps a day, 60 million population and they're selling 2 million bags of crisps . . . . a day !"
Those numbers mean . . . every person in the UK consumes 1 bag of crisps every 30 days.
OMG !!!!! This is consumerism gone mad !!! OMG !!!!! On average we here in the UK eat one bag of crisps every four weeks !!! OMG !!!!! This crisp-aggedon madness must stop !!
Ah !!!! OMG !!!!! Crisps !!! OMG !!!!!
BaptisteClinton 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 3
This bloke is a fruit and nut cake : ) " Gemetically modified " (sic ) Lol , this bloke needs a lie down in his local mental health facility .. would you get into a Taxi with this crackpot ??
holographicsentience 1 month ago
@holographicsentience "This bloke" has obviously faced true adversity and come out of it fearlessly unblinkered and stronger than he was before.
"This bloke" has a passion you couldn't possibly imagine because you're a tiny-minded, tiny-cocked, sniping little bitch troll full of unprocessed, misdirected hatred.
"This bloke" is showing you what you hide from when you apply your male lipstick and trim your eyebrows and wank off to images of 1933 subliminal Germanic porn.
Wake up fuck face.
AtaraxiaAponia 1 month ago
@AtaraxiaAponia ; Hes a taxi driver ..taxi drivers sit on their arse all day and talk shit . He pathetically attempts to reduce the complex problems of the world down to crisps ( he cant even say the fuckin word ...." criss" )and a bar of chocolate ...easy to see why hes a taxi driver : )
holographicsentience 4 weeks ago
@holographicsentience
"Hes a taxi driver ..taxi drivers sit on their arse all day and talk shit"
Racist, would you be saying this if he were white ?
People like you sicken me with your slavish subservience to the system, WAKE UP !
BaptisteClinton 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@BaptisteClinton ; Its all the crisps ive been eating ...lol .. : )
holographicsentience 3 weeks ago
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"Its all the crisps ive been eating ...lol .. : )"
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Fucking crisps, see what they do, I told you I did, I fucking told you, crisps, they are controlling us through the crisps.
BaptisteClinton 3 weeks ago
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@BaptisteClinton ;Fucking crisps, see what they do, I told you I did, I fucking told you, crisps, they are controlling us through the crisps.>>>>
S'true ... my handlers at Walkers know the hypnotic trigger words to get me to do their evil will ...Cheese n Onion : )
holographicsentience 3 weeks ago
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@holographicsentience "the complex problems of the world down to crisps"
Dishonest strawman.
This is not his first, nor will it be his last video on the greater subject you refer to as the "complex problems of the world"
The rest of your drivel is personal insults, suggesting the man has a speech impediment and a lowly job, therefore he couldn't possibly do any better as he is too simplistic.
You reveal to much about yourself mate. You are what we call in the trade; a mentally useless cunt.
AtaraxiaAponia 3 weeks ago
@AtaraxiaAponia
>"This bloke" has obviously faced true adversity and come out of it fearlessly unblinkered and stronger than he was before."
I am not aware of what he has been through (I'd guess something traumatic from what you say), but he appears to have come out of it very troubled.
>"This bloke" has a passion you couldn't possibly imagine"
He is simply angry at various confectionery brands, we could call that 'passion' I suppose, but by that measure any fervent belief is passion.
BaptisteClinton 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@BaptisteClinton "I'd guess something traumatic from what you say"
You wouldn't know is why you must guess and IS the point.
"he appears to have come out of it very troubled"
Don't get ya opinions and what we call FACTS mixed up, sonshine ;-) it's a definite long term cul-de-sac.
"He is simply angry at various confectionery brands"
Here it is YOU and reactionary boy up there who are doing the reducing, reducing everything he said down to a KitKat and a packet of crisps. Empty literalism.
AtaraxiaAponia 3 weeks ago
@AtaraxiaAponia
>"Don't get ya opinions and what we call FACTS mixed up"
The caveat in my post is "he appears" - learn what the phrase means and you might spend less time being a sanctimonious prick and more time understanding what it is people are saying.
BaptisteClinton 3 weeks ago
@BaptisteClinton Go fuck yourself you're like the confused fat kid in school who goes around labeling everybody else fat you truly ignorant and disgusting sanctimonious cunt.
This video is part humour you literal minded gimp, intentional, dry and ironic. Thick tiresome twat.
AtaraxiaAponia 2 weeks ago
@AtaraxiaAponia
"Go fuck yourself you're like the confused fat kid in school . . . . " etc (edited for brevity, but basically the usual Youtube stuff).
Seems like something touched a nerve.
BaptisteClinton 2 weeks ago
theres no flapjacks!
ODOTSTARRR 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Sugar is additive as any drug. I cut it out and in 6 months I lost 25 pounds. I don't drink any sugar or the fake ones either. You drink water and NOT out of Plastic. If you want to live without cancer. Plastic has dioxins in it. It's been widely proved that plastic bottles release dioxins if you freeze or heat them, that means if it is left in a hot car. If you must drink bottled water get it in glass. Plus you will live longer. I just use my well here in the states.
ZAPPA1258 1 month ago in playlist More videos from chunkymark
You can have crisps and chocolate if you make your own. I prefer Real crisps to Walkers crisps and it's best to buy unflavoured. Real crisps are thicker. You can buy raw chocolate from health food shops.
lemsip 1 month ago
Try parsnips and beetroot crisps as well.
lemsip 1 month ago
Oh, I love the build up to time 3:00 and the reference to....:are you being served"
Maybehapsso 1 month ago
obesity is caused by high fructose corn syrup and msg or as they love to label it "natural flavors"
bubber25 1 month ago
THY ARE CHANGING US FOR FUEL, AND TO KEEP IN CONTROL! HA HA YOUR GREAT
joetalk100 1 month ago
HELLO MY FRIEND! IN THE UK
joetalk100 1 month ago
You're only meant to blow the bloody doors off :)
FourJamLions 1 month ago
business ethics.... thats an oxymoron these days
thaw8stedd1 1 month ago
Nothing wrong with crisps and chocolate - I eat them most days. But I exersise 2hrs a day. Obesity is down to laziness and not food, if you eat it go an fucking burn it. Food = fuel.
greggmufc 1 month ago
@greggmufc That's what the Government tells you so you keep eating the rubbish processed by the huge corporations. It's not just about the calories but the toxins.
lemsip 1 month ago
yep and obesity related illnesses take 90% of the miserable NHS budget-ie fat people take 90p of every £
onamonday1 1 month ago
This genuinely has put me off eating shit like this. Everytime I want a chocolate bar I just remember this video and eat an orange instead xD
Kradiancy 1 month ago
we have to stop eating all the shit the government and media give us too as thats very very bad for us
geoffdundee 1 month ago
You buy eight bars of chocolate and you get a ball, your to fat to fucking kick it lmfao classic
ANDREWOFPR2 1 month ago
Two bucket bellies did not like this video!
MaleAdaptor 1 month ago
I blame Gary Lineker, it's his fault.. the sell out!
NomadicJon 1 month ago 2
You sound like one who knows the taste and resents it being shoved under his nose.
I'm with you on that one. I utterly resent the ubiquity of this utter brain numbing filth.
In a town where I used to live there was an ASDA Almost entirely made up of sweets, crisps and fizzy pop.
This was some years ago. I can only imagine the whole town is now one huge gelatinous fat bastard.
johnvile 1 month ago
@johnvile And a grotty apology for a salad bar with mostly carbs like rice and pasta, sausage and dressings not much in the way of vegetables.
lemsip 1 month ago
BRAVO MARK on the money brother stay safe.......always human
HUMANSVSHOLDERS 1 month ago
who is walkers chris
iwillheadlockyournan 1 month ago 2
@iwillheadlockyournan My name is Chris and regrettably I eat too many walkers. So I'd like to audition for the role of Walkers Chris
HEADCOUNT2008 1 month ago
'Your too fat to fucking kick it!' hahaha
camiballs 1 month ago
True say
103488 1 month ago
@Bemorecarefull I didn't think I was, if you could point out when I said I think artificial sweeteners are good for you?
TomWallisRFC 1 month ago
@eurocon Yeah don't you worry, I'll keep on eating Cadbury and Walkers food and supporting any of the other big businesses you clearly hate,
TomWallisRFC 1 month ago
@TomWallisRFC So your saying that aspartme (artificial sweeteners) is good for you??? Any evidence or links you can share with the people...or are you not at a stage of information and dont know yourself???
bemorecarefull 1 month ago
@TomWallisRFC suppose better than being forced to eat cinnamon at school..
When one day there is only one phone company, one power company, one supermarket, one power supplier, one car maker and... one chocolate manufacturer and you have NO choice what so ever.. maybe then you will realise what we have allowed to happen.
But till then keep trolling people, keep eating MSG, aspartame and high fat low cost salt ridden foods, as you really do know best, don't you... son.
eurocon 1 month ago
All about the 70% Lindt
RickAstleyZ 1 month ago
@portsanity haha clearly, why would you say that?
TomWallisRFC 1 month ago
@TomWallisRFC out of your last 6 comments 5 of them have been on chunky mark videos
portsanity 1 month ago
Walkers = MSG = brain death
eurocon 1 month ago
SPOT ON.
secretsundaze 1 month ago
Wondered where this was going, started of a some sort of healthy eating rant. Then eventually we got to the usual socialist anarchist bollocks that you spew out. About how Cadbury, Walkers, the oil companies, the government and 'the powers that be' are conspiring against everyone especially those on welfare. I think after watching this I fancy a nice Dairy Milk ;)
TomWallisRFC 1 month ago
@TomWallisRFC Do you have a crush on chuncky mark by chance?
portsanity 1 month ago
@TomWallisRFC yup eat plenty m8, gobble up those dairy milks because you got it all worked out. You dont mind sub standard food for the masses, you dont mind no choice, you dont think about it for a min.
Some decades ago cadburys where a wholesome family brand trying to knock out a quality product those days are long gone. And its all about corrupt politicians working the system, fucking YOU over for a buck and if it takes your health so be it.
just have another bar and it be ok
eurocon 1 month ago
@eurocon It was a sad day when Nestle bought out rowntrees and things have been going down hill ever since.
99% of the jobs there now are casual job agency jobs,no working rights .no guarantee you will be there next week never mind next year.
A company that that has no regard for the lives of african babies is not going to show any respect to its workforce
portsanity 1 month ago
@TomWallisRFC Chunkymark really winds you right up doesn't he? You should get back to your brainwashed Tory unionism and go on another orange walk. Or you could stop watching the videos and stop trolling? Good luck bigot.
MrZambology 1 month ago
Nice one mate
murivision 1 month ago
A lot of people who work for Cadbury, Walkers, Coke and Pepsi.They won't like what you are saying. You are trying to put them out of work. But, you do have some points in your ranting. Like health and fitness.
jaybury1970 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Kraft don't make chocolate, they make GM Junk!
HumanSayNo 1 month ago
You need a spot on the news every night bruv, about time everyone heard the truth my friend.
iantjohnson 1 month ago 2
can you eat this "free" ball?.....is it made of choclate?......ah man i need to research this on google
mrsuperbafrango 1 month ago
'have spots' lol
love the idiom.
robran53 1 month ago
I used to make fudge, "traditional" cornish fudge or so the company claimed, 56 different "flavours", the only difference between them was a different chemical that we would put in to it, each one came in a bottle that would have any number of warning signs on the bottle, toxic, harmful , corrosive, flamable etc, though it was a small company providing fudge for about ten shops we were still putting in a load of crap, allways read ingredients even if it is made to look traditional and healthy.
SpankyRavenscroft 1 month ago
They got nice proper dark chocolate at Aldi. Only a pound for a 5 bar pack. It's better than even the well known brands like Heaven and Green and Blacks -- the bitterness is impurity and the Aldi Moser Roth has no bitterness unlike most others I've tried. Willy's Delectable is really special but pricey. Cadbury's stuff is just disgusting ... and expensive.
fuckoverload 1 month ago 2
@fuckoverload I prefer Polish, Swiss or Belgian chocolate. More chocolate manufacturers are importing chocolate drops from Belgium and making them up into fancy chocolates.
lemsip 1 month ago
BIG MOOLAH in EATING SHITE
c o d e x ~ a l i m e n t a r i u s
TWITfromURANUS 1 month ago
Agreed. When you've eaten real dark chocolate, you realise Cadbury's tastes like a mushy block of icing sugar.
mynameis677 1 month ago
Well said
arge717 1 month ago