Damon's funny quotes

[makili1231]

i love you



[TheMcGee2]

Hey what episode is 1:31-1:37?

[Zuzugirl365]

I miss 'bad Damon' :)

[Rania90TVD]

I love his Oooops 1:04

[michelless123]

awww i miss this damon!! THIS was the damon i fell in love with!!

[MsKrestel]

LOL

[1992itzel]

"You, on the other hand, look pooped :/" and "Maybe that's not my target... ;D"

Still some of my favorite lines to date <333

[redneckprincess1225]

Haha I love that little smile at the end :)

[pippa783]

1:03 gets me every time

[demismith96]

i want this damon back!!! :'(

[teruush01]

What episode is 2:35 ? :)

[kinseywilthong]

Are you gonna kill me?

Mhm. :)

[xGummiBearsx]

I miss this Damon. Elena has made him so boring. Also, I much prefered the hairstyle he had in season 1. More....wild :)

[sarahnk100]

I love it!!!

"Best delena video i have ever saw!"

[Basia9614]

He's amazing! He's very funny, haha ;D

[olaaaabg]

he is so damn hot and funny :) Not just in VD :)

[xXRonnieRainbows]

its all so rah rah go team yeah! :D

[Michayela100]

"Maybe thats not my target" :)

[Klinkica97]

Damon: ''Many girl just can't resist my good looks, and style and my charm,...'' YEAH DAMON YOU'RE SO RIGHT!♥♥♥

[ckgranger143]

i love that smile with one side of his mouth thing that he does all the time :)

[lolawow1212]

RAH RAH GO TEAM! YEAH!

[tharssana28]

don't you just love him! :) jokes

[Rebeccietjuh456]

damon needs more bitchy time

[QSylvie]

36 ppl didnt watch Vampire Diares with understanding ;] Go watch Twilight!

[iFruit96]

I love how Stefan has the same emotion on his face throughout each interaction with Damon

[Vampire1864Lover]

He is so CUTE at 2:04!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[Dianeandfamilylife]

He is the biggest reason why i watch this show!!!;)

[siel200]

@Dianeandfamilylife me too

[riamolina]

he is my favorite thing in the world. period.

[songaddict15]

I actually miss the bad-ish side of damon :)

[MrTrevino123]

1:52 :DD

[Miloulah92]

Damon was hotter in the first and second season than in third one, but he is still quit perfect ;)

[HannaLoveSmile]

Daaaaamon is perfect *_*

[AnoraWilliams]

I would've loved the part where he says "If I see something that I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it" and when he and Elena are in Georgia and he hangs up on Stephan saying, "Mmhmm. Bye bye now." But other than that, it was great.

[Ambereigh]

That last scene he looks so perfect... this video makes me remember how i ended up on Team Damon side of things he's just so amazing !

"she's been cooped up in the house all day she's not anne frank."

he's so witty and goshdarn adorable !

[wintergrl71]

he was funnier in the 1st season

[iluvedculcute]

me and my bff have a joke i ask her "*her name* have you been eating bunnies??" and she asks me "have you been eating hairdressers??"

[GeorgiaGranger]

Babe

[GQSTbcjm]

i like stefan better

[IvyAnarchist]

Ra ra go team! Yeah!

[monkeygirl0629]

omfg he is so hott lmao!!!!!!!!!!!-3 him 4-ever

[Electra709]

Hi.It is always a love\hate kind of thing with damon.But how could anyone not love damon.He totally brings the show to life.Long live,love damon

[Ambereigh]

@Electra709 hmm...i've just never been able to hate him...even when he does something evil it's like man does he look sexy being evil- it just completley distracts me from the negative reaction i'm "supposed" to have!

[Electra709]

@Ambereigh You are absolutely right.

[Ambereigh]

@Electra709 lol team damon !

[lilTwigurl]

ra ra go tem yeah! lol

[kymberly8michelle]

It's soo funny bcuz when I read TVD books wayyybefore the show. i pictured Ian as Damon. He truly is the only person who could ever be damon.(:

[lordseshomaru86]

As much as I'm enjoying the current "Damon The Protector", season 1 Damon was Da BAWSS! hands down.

[misssunnywinter]

hahaa is it just me thats hearing that funny noise when damon stabs stefan? sounds like: muuh! hahah funny 1:39 :)^^

[Mongoz08]

i can learn to be non-living, living person HA

RAH RAH GO TEAM YEAHH

btw that means by the way

your dead dude, get over it

[missyasmin28]

Hes the whole reason y iwatch vampire diaries. Hes soo friggin perfect!

[bethantweedy]

omg. i actually love him.

[im2cool66]

Rah rah go team!! Rofl!! I shocked they didn't put " did u fed ex it 2 Rome or -something??!!" haha Damon is soooooo fucking hot!!!! He's mine back off!! Lmao!!

[RememberLilly3001]

I love his DEVIOUS smile at the end!

[Jayankc1]

you're dead dude, get over it!

BAHAHAAHAAA....oh * breathless* oh...

HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO FREAKIN PERFECT?

HE'S EVERYTHING I DREAMED IN A MAN!<3

[TeamxSalvatore]

Damon is sooo sexy!! Only Ian could be Damon. No one else

[Electra709]

@TeamxSalvatore I totally agree.

[MoonlightNight1998]

Rah rah go team!!!!!!!! Yea!!!!!!!

[ChloexDerek4ever]

"Are you going to kill me?"

*smiles "mhm"

[amycatania1997]

This is amazing! Team Damon ;D -3-3

[shemaf]

Haha! Damon!

[crushlovecrash]

He is by far the best character from the whole series! He makes the show worth watching

[Jayankc1]

wow, robert pattinson must have made 32 accounts to dislike this! xD

[EleAngelOfMusic]

1:02 best moment xD <3<3<3

[angelonearth21]

"The verlaine keeps me out of her head, maybe thats not my target?!" hohoho, oh Damon, your sense of sexual frustration towards Elena amuses me!

[vampireza1234]

siiii mi Dmond es hermozo amiga te felicito me encanto el video lo ame

[jmssmhn]

1:55 !!

[Lunaheart77]

Kaycie9225 I totally agree!!!!

[xxxlaz07xxx]

"It's all so ra ra go team!" Best Damon quote! <3

[numer1johnmorrisonfa]

that's for me to know and you to ...

[TheNinnnche97]

Hahahahaahhahah <3 1:25 Hi is so funny <3 And sexy,ofc <3

[stasi2997]

fuck that, i prefer ERIC NORTHMAN

[youresoyummie]

oh god he's just amazing.

[kayci9225]

Damon is the most amazingest  Thing ever sooo sexy!!! Go team Damon !!!!

[vampiregirl0420]

Damon sooooo sexy!!!!!

[alwaysforyou96]

I love that! "Ra Ra! Go team! Yeah!" hahahaha so funny!

[purple96hira]

hahah screw you dude..dude really dude:D

damon is tooooo hot!!!

[TapsySharma]

Elena: How can you be so arrogant & glib, after everything that you've done?

Damon: And how can you be so brave & stupid call a Vampire arrogant & glib...? xD

[CheyLynn8D]

@shelbyxroo Agreed!

[DeinaKell97]

"You're dead, dude. Get over it." <3

[oOSkipssenOo]

How can someone be so hot??

[HeadOverHeelsBaby]

Dick Move . <3

[Elegaance]

Taylor: Screw you, dude!

Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?

[cutyypie4lifz]

@Elegaance its Tyler not taylor!

[Elegaance]

@cutyypie4lifz Well, jeez, excuse me for my mistype. Won't happen again, I assure you.

[cutyypie4lifz]

@Elegaance LOL! no probs!! it happens, even 2 me!!! :)

[Iva9712]

btw.. it means by the way :DD

[damonyummy98]

"Very good with the whole rrrra rrra face thing!!"

[BBTWOJANA]

He has the most beautiful smile on the world!!!! I LOVE DAMON! xD

[clark13lfc]

what clip is that last episode from! ?

[leashyXD]

Thats for me to know, and for you to DOT DOT DOT!!!! lmfao xD

[imoanfaye]

"you're like, totally cool and SO hot" .. "I know!"

[imoanfaye]

I LOVE his laugh at 1:03. It makes me laugh every time!

[BohemianLove14]

"HAVE YOU BEEN EATING BUNNIES"

[romeosqueene11]

0:19 is the best scene in the world. i luv it

[omnomnomn00bs]

"The vervain keeps me out of her head...but maybe that's not my target." ;)

[XxBethany15xX]

Rah Rah Go Team YEAH!! LMFAO

[wendy5640]

lmfao "She's Not Anne Frank" haha I didnt catch that one before.

[1983Dave1983]

"That's for me to know and for you to... dot, dot, dot" haha! I've gotta use that!

Damon has the best lines in every season ;-)

[MonroeGirl095]

I can learn to be a non living living person (seconds later) bahahaha ( the way he laugh in Stefans face it dazzels me *___*

It's all rah rah go team yeah! HAHAHAAHAH

Vicki: Heey why don't you have a girlfrend you're like totally cool and so hot

Damon (drunk awsome face): I knooow HAHAHA

OH I LOVE DAMON ♥

[Gradmonkie]

Damon should be a cheerleader! "its all RAH RAH GO TEAM! YEA!" lol

[MsShiningStar11]

1:30 I am one of the girls :D

[livelaughmostlylove]

"not bad, have you been eating bunnies?"

[Fiore90fff]

which episode is at 2:35 minute? sorry my english

[tanjida2008]

I love his eyes, his hair, his expressions, his sarcasm, his humour, and bloody hell, that eye thing he does *failed attempt to do the hot eyebrow thingamagig*

People who don't like him are just absolutely useless morons walking on this planet with no purpose in life! XD Jokes. Don't thumbs down me for that.

Damon is hot with a capital H ;)

[kamyapril21]

@tanjida2008 u India? 

[tanjida2008]

@kamyapril21 No; I'm Asian British; Bengali to be precise.

[tanjida2008]

@tanjida2008 Ahahaaaaaaa; didn't even realise my comment got all these likes; thanks guys!

[RobFan155]

dude ? really ? dude ? :D

[Catherinedoll22]

his great

[TheKTSweets]

The way he talks that is amazing! It'll be a sad moment and along comes Damon and says soemthing and I'm laughing my ass off. :) <3 THANKS FOR sharing

[Grenade523]

My unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift

[Grenade523]

RAHRAH GO TEAM! <33333

[Princess08229]

The vervain keeps me out of her head, maybe that's not my target. Gotta love Damon!

[TheGoodLife1707]

Damon's hair in the first episode of the first season...incredible <3 YUM.

[dieCharlyyyy]

I actually miss bad damon a lot...

[SketchRay]

seriously stefan over damon? ...

[MsTwilightlover78]

dick move love that quote

[wargal18]

0:40 -0:44 fav. Quote ever!

[bigtimecrush7]

"That's for me to know and for you to, dot dot dot." :D

[lidayeah]

"Oops"

"Good Mornin' 2 yu 2 little miss 'I'm on a mission'

'' Don't do that! a-a-a-a!! #ILOVEHIM

[ThatsSoTrue21]

Katherine: The 3 of us together, just like old times..The Brother who loved me too much and the Brother that didn't love me enough..."

Damon: "And the evil slutty Vampire who only loved herself..." my favorite quote of all time xD

[meyy97]

"screw you dude"

"dude, really ?!?! dude "

[meyy97]

"btw , that means by the way" :D

[AlyssaOfficial17]

Go Damon and Stephan and Ellena and everyone from vamp. Diaries!!!!!

[paylier]

rah rah go team...he's so stupid...lol

[redwolfx69]

ooops

[TheVampiresRules]

"great gal! oh she's got...spunk!.....you, on the other hand...look pooped."

"Not bad? Have you been eating bunnies?"

"I can learn to be a non living...living person."

"Ain't that nice, Stefan joins a team and makes a friend. Its all so... RA RA GO TEAM YEAH!!!!"

"You're dead dude...get over it."

"Im getting really bored and impatient, and i dont do bored and impatient."

"Dude? Really? Dude? Damon no!" and 2:35 my fav quotes:)

[sickestgdkidz]

hhaha i love how calm he is when caroline trys beating him up ahah.. not bad.. have u been eating bunnies? haha rah rah go team!

[theitgirl921]

i can learn to be a non-living, living person... huh...xD

[bbllllllaaa]

IAN IS STUNNING - SO GREAT ACTOR - HIS DAMON IS AMAZING....

[Belieberssss]

"dude ? really ? dude ?"

[TeamLautnerawrrrr]

Paul scared the crap outta me at the beginning and his eyes were all bloody...

[MusicLover366]

What is he talking about at 0:23?

[twilight11263]

@MusicLover366 stefan's ex girlfriend katherine. he was asking whether or not elena and stefan had discussed the exes.

[CharlieAnneMarshall]

THIS VIDEO RULES!



[CharlieAnneMarshall]

I can learn to be a non-living, living person. HAHA.

[MsLittlVampireLover]

"Very good with the whole face 'raorh' thing.. It was good *adorable smile* " <3 Gotta love him... <3 :)

[twilightmadfan52]

rah rah go team! LOL

[Neverlyna]

"Dude, really, dude?" But he used dude so much :))

[TheMissGoldy]

btw it means by the wa-... haha I love him<3

[Preeths609]

damon is so awesum

[Singer10fyi]

2:55 - the end is so cute xD

[ValentinaMusicCro]

The best part 2:42 - 2:52

[MrWannes3000]

" this is john vervado's, dude. dick move "

" you'r dead, get over it "

awesome quotes....

[vickey379]

@MrWannes3000 varvatos*

[ulvsta01]

"Rah Rah, Go Team!

*Hand waving in the air*

[ChicaLoca371]

I Am So In Love With IAN SOMERHALDER! In love with his smile, and everything about him.. Inside and Out.

[Megi1412]

I ♥ Damon.! = *

[134Puppylover]

Why can't he still be like this?

[freyablood90]

he's like jace in the mortal instruments.....hahaha!

[ElanorDeMonnier]

couldn´t stop laughing! He´s hilarious! Good job ;)

[songbird0924]

Gotta love him

[iComeANEW]

man...I love his bitchy char xDDD

[ChristelBerry]

from what episode is 0:37 ?

i don't remember..

[amiekit]

has anyone realized stefan and elena both dont write in their diaries anymore?

[Emmaxx96]

@amiekit yea its pretty must just ''The Vampire'' theses days lol

but elena only wrote in her cause she was depressed and lonely and stefan took that all away :)

[amiekit]

@Emmaxx96 lol thats true... but now stefan is gone... do u think shell write in her diary again?

[Emmaxx96]

@Emmaxx96 probaly lol but apparently damon and elena get ''closer'' in season 3 when stefans gone .

like i love damon but stefan and elena are meant for each other i hope its not like the books shes a wee slut kissing damon all the time while trying to finf stefan :/

[ElenaBooSawyer]

Not bad have you been eating bunnies xD and DICK MOVE IS FUNNY

[animelover3619]

YET lolz i love him

[2nicgene]

i love it the "DICK MOVE" part

[isha1311]

How can you NOT love this guy?

[MsShiningStar11]

2:03 AAww look at the face..

[MsShiningStar11]

1:27 I SOOO AGREE with him!! ABOUT THE LOOKS OF COURSE :)