ha ha for those of you cant take a fucking joke. three cherrs to that and please no fatwa on billy.. i mean seriously. what a bunch a pricks, and before i get labled a islamaphobe or whatever. these people exist and i find radical christains to be offensive as well. i find it kinda funny we in america relate islam with the middle east when the majority of muslism arent from there. when you publicaly state you want to kill me the yes fuck you.
He hasn't gone to far here.comedians are there to take the piss out of everything.it's not to everyone's taste.go and watch Lenny Henry.religion has alot to answer for.it's the biggest practical joke ever played on the human race.there's no proof.humans wrote every holy book,so they could of put any old shit in there.
Lol! You are so funny Billy Connely, i'll be laughing just as hard...when I look over to hell and see your ass getting burnt on the Day of Judgement! See you then, and thats a promise! :D xxx
I chose my son's wife!! I just didn't tell him about it. :-) We where supposed to go shopping and I told him I was taking two friends along and they would be waiting for him and that I would be late. My other friend was me masterfully disguised by my old aunthie who did theater. My son or my girl did not recognize me. That was an interesting day, let me tell you that!!! After a couple of years of dating I told her the story. She was mad!! Now their married. Job well done, I'd say!!!
How has there not been a fatwa put out on this man, yet? I mean, Mozzies aren't exactly known for their capacity to take a joke.... Or anything might be considered criticism, for that matter.
Im a New Reverting to Islam Your question seems to be quite prejudiced about muslims and Islam. You dont have to be a muslim but if you are to make comments then you have to learn much more about Islam. Some muslims might have problematic behaviours but this doesnt reflect the true Islam! This cannot be a source for accusing Islam. Please dont reply. I dont prefer nonsense discussions. .
What's everybody talking about in the comments? Didi you not hear the 53 virgins joke?! Did you not hurt your cheeks laughing? that does not set me in the mood for serious discusions..!
I think.. Religion in a general sense isn't the enemy. It's like a nuclear bomb. The nuclear bomb itself isn't evil, but the psychopath that blows up a country with it is. In the same sense, the reiigion isn't evil, the maniacs who use it for justifying crimes against humanity are. But I do agree with the top comment. There is no way I want a religious leader. Even if they were the best people in the world, in the end their prime interest is pleasing God, not serving the people.
@christophcooneyoff I wouldn't say so because I'm agreeing with you too. All i really mean is it's still a problem whether parts of the problem are worse than others. I guess it's opinionated because I'm not a fan of religion so could also be seen as narrow-minded
@junkfoodftw Yeah without a doubt. But I don't think the concept of religion is the enemy, it's the people within it who use it to satisfy their own agendas or simply misunderstand the core teachings of their religion.
@RobGordon35 religion is the problem. Stop fearing death. You rot in the fucking floor, you don't go skipping across rainbows. Man up you pussy. Religion is root of war.
@PortsmouthNoir You're not qualified to call me names, and I've seen plenty of dead bodies. Religion is *NOT* the root of war, even the Jacobins ended up in a bloodbath and they were ardent atheists. War didnt exist while man was a hunter gatherer and only came into existence after humanity started keeping farms and having territories. Read some books! P.S Religions dont wank, wankers do!
@skyrock100 You're right. Hitler, Mussolini & Pol Pot all went to church together on a sunday. Human beings are blood thirsty murderous psychopaths. Religion has nothing to do with it.
@RobGordon35 Actually religion has ALOT to do with it. More so in the East, where people think every word in the Quran or Bible should be taken literally. It fuels hatred among people and is used as justification for countless wars. And the biggest reason is ITS BULLSHIT.
@skyrock100 No, religion has nothing to do with it. Take religion away and murderers will find any other excuse. Stupidity and aggression are not exclusive to religious types. Humanity has been murdering each other forever.
@RobGordon35 Ignorance will get you nowhere. No one said it was exclusive to religion. Hatred and stupidity are a part of all religions, they base their teaching on age old claims, with no proof, and discourage critical thinking. Many religions actually advocate murder and racism. These things creates problems and always have.
@RobGordon35 Religious dogma IS a problem. Example: If there was a specific commandment to kill red-headed women over the age of 40 (because they are irredeemable witches) in the Bible or Koran, what do you think would happen? Read-headed women would be found DEAD around the world and there would be campaigns to save these red-headed women.
@MrDarkbloom I agree, dogma is a problem, religion is not. Murderers are a problem, bread knives are not. Read about the Jacobins, they were exclusively atheistic; -what happened? Their society ended in a bloodbath.
@RobGordon35 Actually, I think you'll find much religious doctrine IS a problem, as it probably CREATES wankers. If you teach children WANK, you get more WANKERS.
@MrDarkbloom hehehehehehe! That made me laugh. By your reasoning there are no Atheist wankers. Some children have no religious ideaology, get the best upbringing and education available and still end up behind bars.
@RobGordon35 Your statements are ignorant. You may be too or maybe your just trolling lol. Yes, hatred and stupidity are a part of humanity so are many other "wrong" things. Humans have the ability to choose and overcome such things. Religion, however, cannot. To follow something which is illogical and immoral will always be a problem.
@skyrock100 You havent really created an argument for what you say, and now you're resorting to unfounded personal insults. You lose. I win. lol! :) 'next'
@RobGordon35 I didn't say ONLY certain religious dogma creates wankers, but it seems to work quite well. If you read Steven Pinker's latest book, you will realize practically ALL societies were brutal in the past. Atheism in much of the world is a very recent phenonema. Let me ask you something... (PM coming)
Atheism merely requires a modest level of intellect and cognitive skill; as apposed to being a Theist, which only requires having an anus to stick ones head into. This correlation explains the overwhelming number of Theist.
@scotttebben So being crude and obnoxious by stating that someone you disagree with has their head up their ass would be the more modestly intellectual means of understanding these matters?
We should have no qualm about scorning the self deluded, irrational, parasitic, cowardice religious. They deserve no respect, only ridicule, disdain and contempt. Their ridicules beliefs are 1st century ignorance and fear at its worst. It is of the utmost importance for the health of civilization to eradicate the god virus and drag the indoctrinated feeble minded fools into the 21st century.
That's one of the most absurd, arrogant and out-right false things I've ever heard. Believing in God doesn't make someone stupid, just the same as being an atheist isn't a "Pass Go" card to intelligence. Case in point, this joker right here.
No they aren't. That a generalization couched in nothing but your own opinion and whatever platitudes you can dig up on the internet and quote up and down without actually using your own brain.
Your lack of cognitive skill is more than apparent. This unfortunate impediment is no fault of your own. Many people have to come to terms with their intellectual short comings. The important thing to remember is, if you have your physical health you are still fortunate and can live a long productive life.
"Cognitive skill"? Bahahaha. I'm not sure who you're trying to convince here, myself or your own ego, but if you want to be taken seriously as an 'enlightening intellectual' then you should cut back on the forced and pretentious speeches and talk like a human being.
Cognitive skill. Jesus Christ that's the funniest fucking thing I've heard all night
Being atheist won't cause you to become more intellectual, correlation shows that the intellectual also tend to be atheist. You don't need causation to identify links between subject an attribute, just the nature of it.
The world should unite against those humorless fucks who thinks that God that would want them to kill another human beeing just because he drew a few lines in a newspaper. How can you can you think of yourselfs holy or chosen? You are souless and humorles fanatics.
What kind of fuckin "religion" preaches chastity in real life only to long to get to fuck virgins when you "die". Don´t you realize how fuckin creepy and sick you are? Virgins? Is Alah perhaps nothing but a simple child molester?
Religion might be over but they still have power where it matters as long as people keep voting for politicians that are religious. IMHO check out your politician and if they profess any religious views DO NOT VOTE for them. If they think there is a magic man who lives in the sky who will solve all our problems if we praise hime enough. Do you really want someone who thinks like that to handle your money?
@litesp33d trust me, these people DO NOT THINK LIKE THAT.. they use that religious stance to manipulate weak minds who actually do BELieV3 complete and utter nonsense and GARBAGE.... these religious people make it EASY for these con artists to get into powerful positions... they BELieV3 ANYTHING they are told is for their best interest... POLITICIANS USING RELIGION = PUTTING CHEESE IN A MOUSE TRAP, the religious people are all MICE!! lol
@phaedruslive off course, it is! at least Sartres message does not derive its legitimacy from a fictional being. And what have sexual preference or practice to do with philosophic reasoning. I credit that connotation to your individual mindset. In any case if you have to motivate your actions by a religious standard, that means you have no rational grounds for your actions. GWB used god to motivate his invasion of iraq, so if he'd stuck to sartre then...?
@phaedruslive was math invented by them then? And your analogy does not work BTW, the number system is just a convention we use to formulate mathematic truths. Just like alphanumerics are a human convention regarding linguistic info. So the knowledge-processing is facilitated by this convention, but it has nothing to do with the content of that message. Binary is an alternative way of communicating this info, does that make programmers and their info holy?
Not all religious people think like that, if you were a little less bigoted and a bit more accepting of other people then maybe you could look past your vile stereotypes and see that most of us are kind, friendly people who have a much more down to earth view on our religion(s) and just want to live our lives without abusive rhetoric from all corners (both extremist atheist and extremist religious).
@CountDardovich I'm pretty opinionated about religion too because it has influenced our politics in the past and today (e.g. gay rights, teaching creationism to children). I also shudder when people claim that without the bible you have no moral understanding, that only after cherry picking the few good bits in the bible. Therefore I'm sorry that you want to live your life without ever hearing from these issues but I think you will just have to deal with this.
@litesp33d Or vote for the candidate with the most reasoned arguments and practical solutions to the real problems. Who gives a fuck if they're religious (as long as they're not fundamentalist retards like Rick Perry). I'm an atheist, and I approve this message.
@DawnOfTheDead991 how dare you.. not al muslims are MIDGETS... why would you insult midgets like that. Muslim Midgets would probably THANK GOD for giving them a genetic DEFECT.. it is all part of his plan!! lol SILLY MUPPETS.
people need to lighten up for fuck sake!!!.....why should people bow down to a certain religion, or any other come to that?... because others find it offensive!....Not everyone in this world follows the Politically correct bollocks that seems to be sweeping the world!.....
Its not RACIST to offend someone because of their country of birth or faith. its RACIST to make an offensive remark about someone's genetic heritage. Most people who say they are being discriminated against are correct.. they are being discriminated against because they are a retarded tosser not because of their race. I live in a free country and i will offend people at my discression. I choose to be an asshole so deal with it.
'TAKE YOUR REFORMATION, YOUR VATICAN AND YOUR FECKING MECCA, AND FXXK OFF. God I love you Billy. If only we in we in the real world could just say that without being arrested for 'offending someones pathetic beliefs, that would be fecking great.
i always laugh at his stuff his right and blunt in a lot of stuff and makes it interesting and funny at the same time. his covered everything at this stage. would shock some and made others admit things.
@MRTTVD considering the fact he has criticised one of the most violent and dangerous cults in the world (as evidenced by the muhammad cartoons reactions, the death threats for criticizing Islam, terror attacks predominantly by Muslims, aggressive responses to stating bad things about Allah or mentioning the fact that muhammad raped a child)... yes, he would dare critisize zionists.
@TheRushingWind wow, the ignorance in this comment blew me away. you've fallen into the classic trap of generalising ALL muslims as violent and dangerous when it is infact the minute minority and you have all your "facts" from mainstream media and those who hate islam. if you even bothered to do your research and READ something about islam you would know that all the points you make are either untrue or twisted to sound bad.
@TheRushingWind if you knew anything you would know that zionists pull the strings for most of the problems in this world and that islam is in fact a religion of peace as are all religions. but in every group of people there are the village idiots and the crazy ones. so break out of that thick skull of yours and try to educate yourself and think independently instead of following some pathetic islamophobic trend you bastard
@MRTTVD really? Well then show me the evidence that "zionists pull all the strings". Since you claim Islam, a cult started by a child rapist that encourages assaulting your wife, lashing adulterers, and fighting non-Muslims (all found in the Qur'an and Hadiths), is a "religion of peace", I very much doubt you can present any evidence at all. You're brainwashed. And what a very "peaceful" statement you made at the end of your comment to one of us "infidels"/"pigs"/"monkeys"/insert Islamic insult
@MRTTVD typical reaction from a blind believer. Every time you lose an argument, you become totally ignorant and just decide to "feel sorry for" whoever is trying to open your mind - and like other Muslims, you ignore evidence for things that others claim, yet you refuse to give evidence for your own claims. Open your mind and READ your holy books. Stop listening to your preacher, stop arguing with non-Muslims, and READ YOUR SCRIPTURES
@TheRushingWind i have thank you, and they are the precise reason that i am a muslim and peaceful one like the vast majority. so just leave me alone to practise my religion and believe what i want, and i'll leave you to go around trying to belittle people because they are believers
@MRTTVD You're either lying or sick in the head. Because if you were telling the truth, there is no way that reading the scriptures would cause you to remain a Muslim, unless you were sick in the head and approved of child rape, lashing for adultery, beating wives, and killing people for leaving Islam (all found in the scriptures - sources can be given for anyone who wants to message me to save character limit). I'm not belittling anyone - I point out the truth. Not my fault you can't handle it
@TheRushingWind if that is what islam is all about, then why arent the 1.5billions muslims doing all of the things you mentioned? you clearly have not undrestood the quran and your interpretation of it is very dangerous. you are as bad as the muslim extremists
@MRTTVD why aren't they doing that? Simple: as with most adherents of most religions, they haven't fully read their scriptures. There's nothing to understand or interpret when a passage clearly and unambiguously states "beat her" in reference to someone's wife. I am nothing like the Muslim extremists (more like Muslims who follow their scriptures) - I want to help people, not hurt them
@TheRushingWind i doubt you've helped anyone with your nonsense. and the arabic language is so intricate and complex that many verses in the quran could be interpreted in different ways. we can't know what god really means. that is why muslim scholars spend their lives studying the quran because there are still parts of it that we are unsure of.
@TheRushingWind the word for "beat" in arabic for example can be interpreted to mean different things and the tone and intention of the quran can only be truly expressed in arabic, so the translations you have read dont do the quran justice at all.
@MRTTVD the passage has been confirmed and supported by many imams. Stop trying to make passages mean different things so you can make your religion look peaceful
@MRTTVD that's not a fact it's a fallacy. Just look on muslim message boards for responses to muslims hitting people who are against islam. No other religious group acts that way - and then condones it
@HOMEnHIGH yes really. When Christians assault people, other Christians stand up and say that's wrong and quote passages from the bible such as 'love thy neighbour'. When Wiccans assault people, other Wiccans quote 'harm none' and the threefold law. etc etc etc
@TheRushingWind ...so you know for fact that every muslim in the world condones it..or are you just one of thoes people that can only distinguish amongsts people in their own race/religion/colour...
go onto a hard core muslim message board and you will get messages from hard core muslims..then ofcourse you will messages left on there that are from people who aint muslim they just wanna mix it up a bit for the laugh.i myself have been jewish,mexican,black,and a white racist..just for the laugh
@HOMEnHIGH if a certain number of people have the same opinion, their opinion is considered to be representative of the whole of that group (religion/race/country etc.). Look on ANY Muslim message board for responses to Muslims hitting someone who speaks out against Islam. ANY of them. And see the hatred for yourself.
@MRTTVD it's koran, where are you currently typing out responses? please tell me..... if it's anywhere outside the islamic world it's KORAN, thank you very much cocksucker. oh and yeah, i'll get round to reading it one day but frankly, there is a hell of a lot better fiction doing the rounds at the moment.... oh and mohamed is a filth pusher.....
@TheRis81 you are such a retard, you can spell it either way and that is a fact, but koran is usually the american spelling. stop tryin to defend your ignorance
@MRTTVD this is how we spell it in the western world, where you reside, so fucken get with the program little man.... yes i had no idea that was the true spelling of the word, but seeing as i'm not islamic, then it's kind of excusable woudnt you say abdullah?
@MRTTVD you're a little 18 year old man utd fan, just beginning to grow hair on your balls, and you're preaching to people about a religion even you know fuck all about.... grow up a bit more, then preach aye? although you're right in what you say relating to the zionists..... if he was to spout the same shit, against the israeli's (scum), then he would lose his job. kind of fucked up but thats the world we live in. anyway, it's not the israeli's blowing themselves up in our backyards...
@MRTTVD ..continued: so how about you stop being a brainwashed ignorant idiot, and start doing what I have been doing for years: think independently and do some research? Except you're too brainwashed. Why are you even on the internet if you're such a hateful person?
@fadzzy2k9 your RELIGION is not a race. Get the fuck over yourself. You chose to be a Muslim, there's no such thing as the "race" of Islam. YOU are being racist by pretending people who aren't from the same country as you are "not proper Muslims"
@TheRushingWind did you know that interest on loans in islam is illegal? and if there is its a constant not compounding rate ? and our national debt is 10% of our gdp?therefore islam predicted that what happens today will cause global shift of power and the palcement of world wealth in the hands of the few? <3 qatar and this dude is funny as shit! rofl
@TheRushingWind all your problems economically come from interest but your ignorance entertains me , you see banks ie federal reserve lends out cash and a specific ammount of it and ask for interest on it which was never created in the firstplace therefore u got people who sell their homes foreclosure etc , and islam knew that was gunna happen so made interest illegal =] means that its the only religion who saw whatsa comin in the future meaning we are right!! <3 give me 2 firebreathi whores!
@abdullazeidan lol my ignorance? Funny. And it was pretty easy to guess, plus Muslims weren't the only people who made that claim (if they ever did make it). World wealth has been in the hands of the few for centuries - look up Rothschilds. And no offence, but as a person who supports a religion started by a child rapist (confirmed in Sahih al Bukhari) and that demands lashing for adultery, beating wives (even confirmed by Imams), and raping captives(all in Qur'an), how can you call ME ignorant?
@TheRushingWind Actually alot of people are BORN muslim and are thus technically born into Islam. But yes, Islam is not a race. It is a religion. However it is RACIST to offend muslims, or other 'religions'.
@anastaelsen technically... no they're not born Muslim. You don't become a particular religion just by someone pointing at you and saying you are, or just cus your parent was that religion. You choose your religion - even if it's forced on you as a kid, you choose to remain in it or leave it when older. And the rest of your comment is total nonsense - it's not a race but it's racist to insult people who are part of it? No, speaking against someone's ideology is not racist, it's common sense
ha ha for those of you cant take a fucking joke. three cherrs to that and please no fatwa on billy.. i mean seriously. what a bunch a pricks, and before i get labled a islamaphobe or whatever. these people exist and i find radical christains to be offensive as well. i find it kinda funny we in america relate islam with the middle east when the majority of muslism arent from there. when you publicaly state you want to kill me the yes fuck you.
gologo80 19 hours ago
He hasn't gone to far here.comedians are there to take the piss out of everything.it's not to everyone's taste.go and watch Lenny Henry.religion has alot to answer for.it's the biggest practical joke ever played on the human race.there's no proof.humans wrote every holy book,so they could of put any old shit in there.
dazzab13 2 days ago
take your fucking vatican and mecca and fuck off.
truth has been notified!
ilovesexyladiescbt18 2 days ago
you're on a billy connolly stand up video arguing about religion... you fucking idiots.
hotlovetrigger 3 days ago
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as much as i like him i feell as if he has gon one step to far
randomgirls444 1 week ago
Good on you Billy!
wembley05 1 week ago
"Atheism is the act of resistance against religious insanity and the preservation of the unwashed brain." -Scott Tebben
scotttebben 2 weeks ago 17
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
SuperYoyonigga 2 weeks ago
connolly is good! and he is bloody right! brilliant!
ZobaK1 3 weeks ago
how you gonna shag them when your flying mince........... fucking classic
LEDZEPTOMMO1964 4 weeks ago
Lol! You are so funny Billy Connely, i'll be laughing just as hard...when I look over to hell and see your ass getting burnt on the Day of Judgement! See you then, and thats a promise! :D xxx
83SoBored 1 month ago
flying mince hahahahahahahahahaha
lizzardking911 1 month ago
well said Billy!
calum13smith 1 month ago
I chose my son's wife!! I just didn't tell him about it. :-) We where supposed to go shopping and I told him I was taking two friends along and they would be waiting for him and that I would be late. My other friend was me masterfully disguised by my old aunthie who did theater. My son or my girl did not recognize me. That was an interesting day, let me tell you that!!! After a couple of years of dating I told her the story. She was mad!! Now their married. Job well done, I'd say!!!
ThePrincessMoonbeam 1 month ago
Religion was created by WANKERS!
TheCelticmaori 1 month ago
What a twat.
abidluckyboy 1 month ago
How has there not been a fatwa put out on this man, yet? I mean, Mozzies aren't exactly known for their capacity to take a joke.... Or anything might be considered criticism, for that matter.
obglobgablob 1 month ago
43 people are fuckin religious idiots.
GhostSoldier77777 1 month ago
"That's it, religion is fucking over, lads. It's fucking OVER. You've had a couple thousand years, you've fucked it, it's over. It's fucking OVER." --Billy Connolly
There are no truer statements in the world that can best convey the reality of the state of religious belief in today's world.
SanDiegoSouth 1 month ago 2
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Im a New Reverting to Islam Your question seems to be quite prejudiced about muslims and Islam. You dont have to be a muslim but if you are to make comments then you have to learn much more about Islam. Some muslims might have problematic behaviours but this doesnt reflect the true Islam! This cannot be a source for accusing Islam. Please dont reply. I dont prefer nonsense discussions. .
BIOGRAPHY OF PROPHET MUHAMMAD (SAW) 1/13
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knowbeforeyoutalk 1 month ago
I would laugh if he didn't sound like he had a mouth full of peanut butter.
xBlackopsLegend 1 month ago
0:32 funniest bit
thextremesolutions 1 month ago
This is taking the piss of not just islam... Title is a bit misleading...
adreeves78 1 month ago
Yet you'll still get the "You only ridicule Christianity, you won't tackle Islam". Most people who speak out about religion criticise all religions.
UnknownUserName4267 1 month ago
Best of Bill I've seen ! laughing my ars off so hard !!
" Aight lad's- I'm only gonna show ya this once ! "
1MtnBoy 1 month ago 2
What's everybody talking about in the comments? Didi you not hear the 53 virgins joke?! Did you not hurt your cheeks laughing? that does not set me in the mood for serious discusions..!
annybonni 1 month ago
religion stifles discussion.
rouzbehazshab 1 month ago
You had a couple a 1000's years and you fucked it. Prizeless line :)
TheIcelandicPatriot 1 month ago
sonny is gay
perunthetitanslayer 2 months ago
I think.. Religion in a general sense isn't the enemy. It's like a nuclear bomb. The nuclear bomb itself isn't evil, but the psychopath that blows up a country with it is. In the same sense, the reiigion isn't evil, the maniacs who use it for justifying crimes against humanity are. But I do agree with the top comment. There is no way I want a religious leader. Even if they were the best people in the world, in the end their prime interest is pleasing God, not serving the people.
christophcooneyoff 2 months ago 2
@christophcooneyoff Well yeah but when the nuke is falling on your city, it is the enemy.
junkfoodftw 1 month ago
@junkfoodftw Well that's a little bit narrow-minded, don't you think?
christophcooneyoff 1 month ago
@christophcooneyoff I wouldn't say so because I'm agreeing with you too. All i really mean is it's still a problem whether parts of the problem are worse than others. I guess it's opinionated because I'm not a fan of religion so could also be seen as narrow-minded
junkfoodftw 1 month ago
@junkfoodftw Yeah without a doubt. But I don't think the concept of religion is the enemy, it's the people within it who use it to satisfy their own agendas or simply misunderstand the core teachings of their religion.
christophcooneyoff 1 month ago
Religion is *NOT* the problem. WANKERS are!
RobGordon35 2 months ago 2
@RobGordon35 hear hear
jimbo271uk 1 month ago
@RobGordon35 HAHAHAHAHA...no. Religion is...when priests stopped wankiing on children, then theyl'll stopp being the fucking problem!Listen to billy
matty7112 1 month ago
@matty7112 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Religions dont wank, wankers do.
RobGordon35 1 month ago
@RobGordon35 religion is the problem. Stop fearing death. You rot in the fucking floor, you don't go skipping across rainbows. Man up you pussy. Religion is root of war.
PortsmouthNoir 1 month ago
@PortsmouthNoir You're not qualified to call me names, and I've seen plenty of dead bodies. Religion is *NOT* the root of war, even the Jacobins ended up in a bloodbath and they were ardent atheists. War didnt exist while man was a hunter gatherer and only came into existence after humanity started keeping farms and having territories. Read some books! P.S Religions dont wank, wankers do!
RobGordon35 1 month ago
@RobGordon35 But religion enables wankers to have far more power than they should.
RhunDraco 1 month ago
@RhunDraco Agreeed, but so does politics, and so does the police force.
RobGordon35 1 month ago
@RobGordon35 Religion is a problem, it creates the biggest wankers.
skyrock100 4 weeks ago 2
@skyrock100 You're right. Hitler, Mussolini & Pol Pot all went to church together on a sunday. Human beings are blood thirsty murderous psychopaths. Religion has nothing to do with it.
RobGordon35 4 weeks ago
@RobGordon35 Actually religion has ALOT to do with it. More so in the East, where people think every word in the Quran or Bible should be taken literally. It fuels hatred among people and is used as justification for countless wars. And the biggest reason is ITS BULLSHIT.
skyrock100 4 weeks ago 2
@skyrock100 No, religion has nothing to do with it. Take religion away and murderers will find any other excuse. Stupidity and aggression are not exclusive to religious types. Humanity has been murdering each other forever.
RobGordon35 4 weeks ago
@RobGordon35 Ignorance will get you nowhere. No one said it was exclusive to religion. Hatred and stupidity are a part of all religions, they base their teaching on age old claims, with no proof, and discourage critical thinking. Many religions actually advocate murder and racism. These things creates problems and always have.
skyrock100 3 weeks ago 2
@skyrock100 Are you calling me ignorant? Hatred and stupidity are all part of humanity. Many humans are religious.
RobGordon35 3 weeks ago
@RobGordon35 Religious dogma IS a problem. Example: If there was a specific commandment to kill red-headed women over the age of 40 (because they are irredeemable witches) in the Bible or Koran, what do you think would happen? Read-headed women would be found DEAD around the world and there would be campaigns to save these red-headed women.
MrDarkbloom 3 weeks ago
@MrDarkbloom I agree, dogma is a problem, religion is not. Murderers are a problem, bread knives are not. Read about the Jacobins, they were exclusively atheistic; -what happened? Their society ended in a bloodbath.
RobGordon35 3 weeks ago
@RobGordon35 Actually, I think you'll find much religious doctrine IS a problem, as it probably CREATES wankers. If you teach children WANK, you get more WANKERS.
MrDarkbloom 3 weeks ago
@MrDarkbloom hehehehehehe! That made me laugh. By your reasoning there are no Atheist wankers. Some children have no religious ideaology, get the best upbringing and education available and still end up behind bars.
RobGordon35 3 weeks ago
@RobGordon35 Your statements are ignorant. You may be too or maybe your just trolling lol. Yes, hatred and stupidity are a part of humanity so are many other "wrong" things. Humans have the ability to choose and overcome such things. Religion, however, cannot. To follow something which is illogical and immoral will always be a problem.
skyrock100 3 weeks ago 11
@skyrock100 Really? Thats an interesting thing to say. Why dont you enlighten me and tell my why you believe my comments are ignorant?
RobGordon35 3 weeks ago
@RobGordon35 Oh stuck on that part are ya? By saying religion is not the problem, you've confessed your ignorance.
skyrock100 3 weeks ago
@skyrock100 You havent really created an argument for what you say, and now you're resorting to unfounded personal insults. You lose. I win. lol! :) 'next'
RobGordon35 3 weeks ago
@RobGordon35 Yes, of course I haven't and you obviously have. Your the winner, now go play with the other kids!
skyrock100 3 weeks ago
@skyrock100 Someone got out of the wrong side of bed this morning then :)
RobGordon35 1 week ago
@RobGordon35 I didn't say ONLY certain religious dogma creates wankers, but it seems to work quite well. If you read Steven Pinker's latest book, you will realize practically ALL societies were brutal in the past. Atheism in much of the world is a very recent phenonema. Let me ask you something... (PM coming)
flutterandwow 3 weeks ago 2
@flutterandwow Pinkerton? Ok I'll have a look.
RobGordon35 3 weeks ago
@flutterandwow Dont you think that our society is still brutal? The only difference is, that we cant see it.
moinsimion 3 weeks ago
@moinsimion you need to watch the News more often. Plenty of brutality on there
DaMuttzNutz 3 weeks ago 2
Atheism merely requires a modest level of intellect and cognitive skill; as apposed to being a Theist, which only requires having an anus to stick ones head into. This correlation explains the overwhelming number of Theist.
scotttebben 2 months ago 27
@scotttebben man, you couldnt say it better ahah
Sanghei47 3 weeks ago
@scotttebben So being crude and obnoxious by stating that someone you disagree with has their head up their ass would be the more modestly intellectual means of understanding these matters?
hesbatting1000 2 weeks ago
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@hesbatting1000
We should have no qualm about scorning the self deluded, irrational, parasitic, cowardice religious. They deserve no respect, only ridicule, disdain and contempt. Their ridicules beliefs are 1st century ignorance and fear at its worst. It is of the utmost importance for the health of civilization to eradicate the god virus and drag the indoctrinated feeble minded fools into the 21st century.
scotttebben 2 weeks ago
@hesbatting1000 - as Billy Connolly said at the start of this video, 'learn to take a fookin' joke' :D
CO2Junkie 2 weeks ago
@CO2Junkie I can and I did.
hesbatting1000 2 weeks ago
@hesbatting1000 - Spot on then mate. Spot on!
CO2Junkie 2 weeks ago 3
@scotttebben
That's one of the most absurd, arrogant and out-right false things I've ever heard. Believing in God doesn't make someone stupid, just the same as being an atheist isn't a "Pass Go" card to intelligence. Case in point, this joker right here.
Jmonstra 2 weeks ago
@Jmonstra
Being ignorant, gullible and dimwitted are not virtuous qualities. However, they are prerequisites for faith.
scotttebben 2 weeks ago 3
@scotttebben
No they aren't. That a generalization couched in nothing but your own opinion and whatever platitudes you can dig up on the internet and quote up and down without actually using your own brain.
Jmonstra 1 week ago
@Jmonstra
Your lack of cognitive skill is more than apparent. This unfortunate impediment is no fault of your own. Many people have to come to terms with their intellectual short comings. The important thing to remember is, if you have your physical health you are still fortunate and can live a long productive life.
scotttebben 1 week ago
@scotttebben
"Cognitive skill"? Bahahaha. I'm not sure who you're trying to convince here, myself or your own ego, but if you want to be taken seriously as an 'enlightening intellectual' then you should cut back on the forced and pretentious speeches and talk like a human being.
Cognitive skill. Jesus Christ that's the funniest fucking thing I've heard all night
Jmonstra 1 week ago
@Jmonstra
Google: Is there a positive correlation between higher IQ. education and Atheism?
You will see for yourself the positive correlation. Conclusion: Theist are ignorant, gullible fools.
scotttebben 2 weeks ago 3
@scotttebben
Correlation /= causation. Conclusion: You're ignorant.
Jmonstra 1 week ago
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@Jmonstra just want to point out
"Correlation /= causation. Conclusion: You're ignorant."
Being atheist won't cause you to become more intellectual, correlation shows that the intellectual also tend to be atheist. You don't need causation to identify links between subject an attribute, just the nature of it.
MrPyrulen 1 week ago
Uncle Monty
projeckt1948 2 months ago
Brave routine, BC could have Moslem whackjobs after him for this
kcirdrab 2 months ago 2
@kcirdrab ..or the race police.
AlbaSiar 2 months ago
@AlbaSiar v. true, a better name for them is thought police, straight out of '1984'
kcirdrab 2 months ago
my sentiments exactly
naybobdenod 2 months ago
The world should unite against those humorless fucks who thinks that God that would want them to kill another human beeing just because he drew a few lines in a newspaper. How can you can you think of yourselfs holy or chosen? You are souless and humorles fanatics.
What kind of fuckin "religion" preaches chastity in real life only to long to get to fuck virgins when you "die". Don´t you realize how fuckin creepy and sick you are? Virgins? Is Alah perhaps nothing but a simple child molester?
itoldunot2fuckwithme 2 months ago
ITS OVER!
dilwich123 2 months ago
Religion might be over but they still have power where it matters as long as people keep voting for politicians that are religious. IMHO check out your politician and if they profess any religious views DO NOT VOTE for them. If they think there is a magic man who lives in the sky who will solve all our problems if we praise hime enough. Do you really want someone who thinks like that to handle your money?
litesp33d 3 months ago 43
@litesp33d trust me, these people DO NOT THINK LIKE THAT.. they use that religious stance to manipulate weak minds who actually do BELieV3 complete and utter nonsense and GARBAGE.... these religious people make it EASY for these con artists to get into powerful positions... they BELieV3 ANYTHING they are told is for their best interest... POLITICIANS USING RELIGION = PUTTING CHEESE IN A MOUSE TRAP, the religious people are all MICE!! lol
SuperDelusionist 3 months ago
@litesp33d I suppose some pretentious faggot who masturbates to jean paul sartre's being and nothingness is a better choice then?
phaedruslive 2 months ago
@phaedruslive off course, it is! at least Sartres message does not derive its legitimacy from a fictional being. And what have sexual preference or practice to do with philosophic reasoning. I credit that connotation to your individual mindset. In any case if you have to motivate your actions by a religious standard, that means you have no rational grounds for your actions. GWB used god to motivate his invasion of iraq, so if he'd stuck to sartre then...?
godsadouchebag 2 months ago
@godsadouchebag by the very same logic our number system should be abandonded because it was invented by sabian priests aka the (Alumnus)
phaedruslive 2 months ago
@phaedruslive was math invented by them then? And your analogy does not work BTW, the number system is just a convention we use to formulate mathematic truths. Just like alphanumerics are a human convention regarding linguistic info. So the knowledge-processing is facilitated by this convention, but it has nothing to do with the content of that message. Binary is an alternative way of communicating this info, does that make programmers and their info holy?
godsadouchebag 2 months ago
@litesp33d religion over my ass.
8Zeitgeist 2 months ago
@litesp33d you should look up "Quigley Formula"
voting is there to make you feel like you have control over your life.
politicians are placed on the ballot by large corporations.
get used to them handling your money.
8Zeitgeist 2 months ago
@litesp33d
Not all religious people think like that, if you were a little less bigoted and a bit more accepting of other people then maybe you could look past your vile stereotypes and see that most of us are kind, friendly people who have a much more down to earth view on our religion(s) and just want to live our lives without abusive rhetoric from all corners (both extremist atheist and extremist religious).
CountDardovich 1 month ago
@CountDardovich I'm pretty opinionated about religion too because it has influenced our politics in the past and today (e.g. gay rights, teaching creationism to children). I also shudder when people claim that without the bible you have no moral understanding, that only after cherry picking the few good bits in the bible. Therefore I'm sorry that you want to live your life without ever hearing from these issues but I think you will just have to deal with this.
Chris197980CH 1 month ago
@litesp33d Religion was a tool to control the masses, it's no wonder politicians often preach it in it's various forms.
A God-Fearing populace is easy to manipulate.
"Scared? i have the solution for you laddie..."
Thingamajigs 1 month ago
@litesp33d Or vote for the candidate with the most reasoned arguments and practical solutions to the real problems. Who gives a fuck if they're religious (as long as they're not fundamentalist retards like Rick Perry). I'm an atheist, and I approve this message.
RPSM101 1 month ago
@litesp33d They are not religious. They may call themselves Christians, but they actually dont give a shit about the poor or the oppressed.
moinsimion 1 month ago
@litesp33d
Or worse: Handle your country.
obglobgablob 1 month ago
@litesp33d you fucking said it man, way cool
rouleduke123 1 month ago
"How are you gonna shag them when you're flying mince?" ROFL!!!!
gilliangirl1 3 months ago
Islam is a race, a race of violent mental midgets
DawnOfTheDead991 3 months ago
@DawnOfTheDead991 how dare you.. not al muslims are MIDGETS... why would you insult midgets like that. Muslim Midgets would probably THANK GOD for giving them a genetic DEFECT.. it is all part of his plan!! lol SILLY MUPPETS.
SuperDelusionist 3 months ago
people need to lighten up for fuck sake!!!.....why should people bow down to a certain religion, or any other come to that?... because others find it offensive!....Not everyone in this world follows the Politically correct bollocks that seems to be sweeping the world!.....
robin9997 3 months ago
@robin9997 RIGHT ON.. FUCK IT, in the ass.
SuperDelusionist 3 months ago
Agree,agree agree!! Telling it like it is,religion equalls war,pain suffering and death. Fuck it!
sonofjak1971 3 months ago
Its not RACIST to offend someone because of their country of birth or faith. its RACIST to make an offensive remark about someone's genetic heritage. Most people who say they are being discriminated against are correct.. they are being discriminated against because they are a retarded tosser not because of their race. I live in a free country and i will offend people at my discression. I choose to be an asshole so deal with it.
sleary7878 3 months ago 2
@sleary7878 why should i deal with your asshole... deal with it yourself :P
i totally agree... offense is taken, not given, most people DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THINGS.. !
SuperDelusionist 3 months ago
24 people "can't take a f*ckin joke"
niallgoodwin 3 months ago 2
"fire-breathing whores"
KevthePoet 3 months ago
He's good, but can he tell a joke without swearing?
markaurelius61 3 months ago
Brilliant billy
ej30DS 3 months ago
@TheRis81 you can spell it Quran, Qu'ran and Koran, there are probably more spellings too
stormdetonation85 3 months ago
People don't need religion, All they need is a good shag.
Ihaveaids2 3 months ago 19
"I'm a slut man" epic!
Roonie41 3 months ago
catholics and muslims must be pitied for themselfs having been brainwashed
tominybikes1 4 months ago 2
Forza Denmark & Cartoons..!!
Uhrenfeldt 4 months ago 16
Religious/superstitious people are stupid. There, I said it. Now what?
heintron 4 months ago
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Muhammad banged 9 year old girl. Just saying.
marigold992 4 months ago
''she's a cracker'' - HAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
Gangranea 4 months ago
'TAKE YOUR REFORMATION, YOUR VATICAN AND YOUR FECKING MECCA, AND FXXK OFF. God I love you Billy. If only we in we in the real world could just say that without being arrested for 'offending someones pathetic beliefs, that would be fecking great.
TheFestivelights 4 months ago
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garyw930 4 months ago
i always laugh at his stuff his right and blunt in a lot of stuff and makes it interesting and funny at the same time. his covered everything at this stage. would shock some and made others admit things.
SexyWildcat80 4 months ago
ok have your laugh at islam, but would he do this about jews? no he wouldnt dare cuz the zionists at the top would get rid of him
MRTTVD 4 months ago
@MRTTVD unfortunately, hardcore jews...not that funny;)
KingMinosxxvi 4 months ago
@KingMinosxxvi theres plenty of material he could do on jews! and dont even get me started on the holocaust!
MRTTVD 4 months ago
@MRTTVD considering the fact he has criticised one of the most violent and dangerous cults in the world (as evidenced by the muhammad cartoons reactions, the death threats for criticizing Islam, terror attacks predominantly by Muslims, aggressive responses to stating bad things about Allah or mentioning the fact that muhammad raped a child)... yes, he would dare critisize zionists.
TheRushingWind 4 months ago
@TheRushingWind wow, the ignorance in this comment blew me away. you've fallen into the classic trap of generalising ALL muslims as violent and dangerous when it is infact the minute minority and you have all your "facts" from mainstream media and those who hate islam. if you even bothered to do your research and READ something about islam you would know that all the points you make are either untrue or twisted to sound bad.
MRTTVD 4 months ago
@TheRushingWind if you knew anything you would know that zionists pull the strings for most of the problems in this world and that islam is in fact a religion of peace as are all religions. but in every group of people there are the village idiots and the crazy ones. so break out of that thick skull of yours and try to educate yourself and think independently instead of following some pathetic islamophobic trend you bastard
MRTTVD 4 months ago
@MRTTVD really? Well then show me the evidence that "zionists pull all the strings". Since you claim Islam, a cult started by a child rapist that encourages assaulting your wife, lashing adulterers, and fighting non-Muslims (all found in the Qur'an and Hadiths), is a "religion of peace", I very much doubt you can present any evidence at all. You're brainwashed. And what a very "peaceful" statement you made at the end of your comment to one of us "infidels"/"pigs"/"monkeys"/insert Islamic insult
TheRushingWind 4 months ago
@TheRushingWind i just feel sorry for you now
MRTTVD 4 months ago
@MRTTVD typical reaction from a blind believer. Every time you lose an argument, you become totally ignorant and just decide to "feel sorry for" whoever is trying to open your mind - and like other Muslims, you ignore evidence for things that others claim, yet you refuse to give evidence for your own claims. Open your mind and READ your holy books. Stop listening to your preacher, stop arguing with non-Muslims, and READ YOUR SCRIPTURES
TheRushingWind 4 months ago 2
@TheRushingWind i have thank you, and they are the precise reason that i am a muslim and peaceful one like the vast majority. so just leave me alone to practise my religion and believe what i want, and i'll leave you to go around trying to belittle people because they are believers
MRTTVD 4 months ago
@MRTTVD You're either lying or sick in the head. Because if you were telling the truth, there is no way that reading the scriptures would cause you to remain a Muslim, unless you were sick in the head and approved of child rape, lashing for adultery, beating wives, and killing people for leaving Islam (all found in the scriptures - sources can be given for anyone who wants to message me to save character limit). I'm not belittling anyone - I point out the truth. Not my fault you can't handle it
TheRushingWind 4 months ago
@TheRushingWind if that is what islam is all about, then why arent the 1.5billions muslims doing all of the things you mentioned? you clearly have not undrestood the quran and your interpretation of it is very dangerous. you are as bad as the muslim extremists
MRTTVD 3 months ago
@MRTTVD why aren't they doing that? Simple: as with most adherents of most religions, they haven't fully read their scriptures. There's nothing to understand or interpret when a passage clearly and unambiguously states "beat her" in reference to someone's wife. I am nothing like the Muslim extremists (more like Muslims who follow their scriptures) - I want to help people, not hurt them
TheRushingWind 3 months ago
@TheRushingWind i doubt you've helped anyone with your nonsense. and the arabic language is so intricate and complex that many verses in the quran could be interpreted in different ways. we can't know what god really means. that is why muslim scholars spend their lives studying the quran because there are still parts of it that we are unsure of.
MRTTVD 3 months ago
@MRTTVD no they spend their lives doing that because they're brainwashed as are you, by a religion invented by a child rapist
TheRushingWind 3 months ago
@MRTTVD If we cant know the word of God clearly, than that God was a very cruel, spiteful and capricous Deity to be so evasive in the first place
moroney1 3 months ago
@TheRushingWind the word for "beat" in arabic for example can be interpreted to mean different things and the tone and intention of the quran can only be truly expressed in arabic, so the translations you have read dont do the quran justice at all.
MRTTVD 3 months ago
@MRTTVD the passage has been confirmed and supported by many imams. Stop trying to make passages mean different things so you can make your religion look peaceful
TheRushingWind 3 months ago
@TheRushingWind the fact is that it is peaceful
MRTTVD 3 months ago
@MRTTVD that's not a fact it's a fallacy. Just look on muslim message boards for responses to muslims hitting people who are against islam. No other religious group acts that way - and then condones it
TheRushingWind 3 months ago
@TheRushingWind ...really...?
HOMEnHIGH 3 months ago
@HOMEnHIGH yes really. When Christians assault people, other Christians stand up and say that's wrong and quote passages from the bible such as 'love thy neighbour'. When Wiccans assault people, other Wiccans quote 'harm none' and the threefold law. etc etc etc
TheRushingWind 3 months ago
@TheRushingWind ...so you know for fact that every muslim in the world condones it..or are you just one of thoes people that can only distinguish amongsts people in their own race/religion/colour...
go onto a hard core muslim message board and you will get messages from hard core muslims..then ofcourse you will messages left on there that are from people who aint muslim they just wanna mix it up a bit for the laugh.i myself have been jewish,mexican,black,and a white racist..just for the laugh
HOMEnHIGH 3 months ago
@HOMEnHIGH if a certain number of people have the same opinion, their opinion is considered to be representative of the whole of that group (religion/race/country etc.). Look on ANY Muslim message board for responses to Muslims hitting someone who speaks out against Islam. ANY of them. And see the hatred for yourself.
TheRushingWind 3 months ago
@TheRushingWind ...dont be ridiculous..hahahaa
HOMEnHIGH 3 months ago
@MRTTVD you can't even spell 'koran', so you're not licensed to comment lol
TheRis81 3 months ago
@TheRis81 SMH, your ignorance is astounding really it is. search quran on wikipedia and read the first sentence, retard
MRTTVD 3 months ago
@MRTTVD it's koran, where are you currently typing out responses? please tell me..... if it's anywhere outside the islamic world it's KORAN, thank you very much cocksucker. oh and yeah, i'll get round to reading it one day but frankly, there is a hell of a lot better fiction doing the rounds at the moment.... oh and mohamed is a filth pusher.....
TheRis81 3 months ago
@TheRis81 you are such a retard, you can spell it either way and that is a fact, but koran is usually the american spelling. stop tryin to defend your ignorance
MRTTVD 3 months ago
@MRTTVD this is how we spell it in the western world, where you reside, so fucken get with the program little man.... yes i had no idea that was the true spelling of the word, but seeing as i'm not islamic, then it's kind of excusable woudnt you say abdullah?
TheRis81 3 months ago
@TheRis81 you can spell it either way and that is that. and don't call me little man cuz i am most probably taller than you
MRTTVD 3 months ago
@MRTTVD you're a little 18 year old man utd fan, just beginning to grow hair on your balls, and you're preaching to people about a religion even you know fuck all about.... grow up a bit more, then preach aye? although you're right in what you say relating to the zionists..... if he was to spout the same shit, against the israeli's (scum), then he would lose his job. kind of fucked up but thats the world we live in. anyway, it's not the israeli's blowing themselves up in our backyards...
TheRis81 3 months ago
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@TheRis81 i clearly know more than you about my religion considering what youve said in these comments, but at least we can agree on something
MRTTVD 3 months ago
@TheRis81 Quite a few westerners (I'm from Europe) Spell it Qur'an its down to preference if anything.
Sargethepyromaniac 3 months ago
@MRTTVD ..continued: so how about you stop being a brainwashed ignorant idiot, and start doing what I have been doing for years: think independently and do some research? Except you're too brainwashed. Why are you even on the internet if you're such a hateful person?
TheRushingWind 4 months ago
you rascist basttard!!!!
fadzzy2k9 4 months ago
@fadzzy2k9 *racist. Define it for me please.
Sarcasm651 4 months ago
@fadzzy2k9 your RELIGION is not a race. Get the fuck over yourself. You chose to be a Muslim, there's no such thing as the "race" of Islam. YOU are being racist by pretending people who aren't from the same country as you are "not proper Muslims"
TheRushingWind 4 months ago 47
@TheRushingWind did you know that interest on loans in islam is illegal? and if there is its a constant not compounding rate ? and our national debt is 10% of our gdp?therefore islam predicted that what happens today will cause global shift of power and the palcement of world wealth in the hands of the few? <3 qatar and this dude is funny as shit! rofl
abdullazeidan 4 months ago
@abdullazeidan what the heck does that have to do with anything?
TheRushingWind 4 months ago
@TheRushingWind all your problems economically come from interest but your ignorance entertains me , you see banks ie federal reserve lends out cash and a specific ammount of it and ask for interest on it which was never created in the firstplace therefore u got people who sell their homes foreclosure etc , and islam knew that was gunna happen so made interest illegal =] means that its the only religion who saw whatsa comin in the future meaning we are right!! <3 give me 2 firebreathi whores!
abdullazeidan 4 months ago
@abdullazeidan lol my ignorance? Funny. And it was pretty easy to guess, plus Muslims weren't the only people who made that claim (if they ever did make it). World wealth has been in the hands of the few for centuries - look up Rothschilds. And no offence, but as a person who supports a religion started by a child rapist (confirmed in Sahih al Bukhari) and that demands lashing for adultery, beating wives (even confirmed by Imams), and raping captives(all in Qur'an), how can you call ME ignorant?
TheRushingWind 4 months ago
@TheRushingWind Actually alot of people are BORN muslim and are thus technically born into Islam. But yes, Islam is not a race. It is a religion. However it is RACIST to offend muslims, or other 'religions'.
anastaelsen 3 months ago
@anastaelsen technically... no they're not born Muslim. You don't become a particular religion just by someone pointing at you and saying you are, or just cus your parent was that religion. You choose your religion - even if it's forced on you as a kid, you choose to remain in it or leave it when older. And the rest of your comment is total nonsense - it's not a race but it's racist to insult people who are part of it? No, speaking against someone's ideology is not racist, it's common sense
TheRushingWind 3 months ago