Karl Pilkington 3 minute wonder - Holidays

[doctorwho888]

I would love to go for a drink with this guy, just cracks me up every minute

[freestylepigeon]

100200th view

[Randomusicuncensored]

I LOVE KARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MicahCola]

Now I have too look up what Raregeezer said… lame

[Smitamas101]

last line is brilliant, so true

[Itoldyousoproduction]

why does his head look rounder than usual in this video? :P

[nusua]

0:06 are the signs supposed to form a four?

[Zer0nite]

@nusua Yeah, it's a "channel 4" thing.

[TehCream]

@nusua Yeah, it's Channel Four have a bunch of those where a camera basically pans around and objects form a 4 for a brief moment.

[MooreGamesJay]

"Dont charge me to come in!"

genius!

[ChelseaLouis]

the second coming......

[qwepoiqpalzm]

lanzagrotty is one big rock

[ginnyisdacoolest]

Hmm, I may have been to that Seal Sanctuary. At Gweek, in Cornwall.

[Keeeeeeeeth]

3:03

[laughorcrytv]

i think he is very intelligent and thinks about things more than others, but then sometimes, for some reason, there are unpredictable fundamental misunderstandings eg. topic of evolution. plus he has a head like a fucking orange.

[mugglescrotpulblup]

Raregeezer's a Kent who speaks nothing but crêpe and likes to suck cop. Sooo this is awkward

[hotjack]

haha "aww look at that, that's old innit."

[thestranger4812]

That guy would be great to have weed conversations with.

[jennyzha0]

rock skipping failllll oh goodness this man's a genius

[Xombigod]

He's very intelligent. His sense of humour is extremely dry.

[seanoh1991]

@Xombigod his iq is 80

[Xombigod]

@seanoh1991 Wit & sense of humour has nothing to do with IQ. Plus he had one of the top jobs in broadcasting.

I wouldn't mind being a penny behind him either!!!

[admmak]

the car on 0:03 almost didn't make it

[seekoober]

Lanzagrotty.

[themorningson]

You won't get anything done by planning. 

[SidneyCrosberry]

anyone else think there is some serious genious inside of him surrounded by some stupidity.

[flproctor]

@SidneyCrosberry - I agree that there is definitely a genius there. I adore this man!

[HondaHouseBranded]

"He's been on it, but he hasn't been back, so it couldnt'a be that good"

[Agadalif]

love it when Karl is talking about anything.. you always end up saying "what is he on about?"

[matvarn]

rome have managed to do that!

[godkingRoss]

wet knee Houston..... wetknee Houston..... Whitney Houston 

[m4xrb]

i would love to meet this guy... so funny!

[ghas]

they talking about trips to the moon. i dont fancy that. i mean,neil armstrong,that spaceman,his been innie? but he hasnt been back. so...it couldnt have been that good!" brilliant

[Cannibalcorpse55]

I live where he vistis :D In wales.

[huweybaby]

@Cannibalcorpse55 Is he in Cricieth?

[Cannibalcorpse55]

@huweybaby Yeah im sure at 0:45 hes on Black rock beach. Then 2:05 you can see the Cricieth Castle. He visited Porthmadog alot when he was younger, and its one of his favourite location for a holiday.

[windh]

Fourteen quid....

[t2p]

Nick her saw......Nick hersaw.....Nick Kershaw.

[raregeezer]

because i didnt find it funny, i get called names? that really does show the childish mentality of you all. your all so very tough hiding behind the internet arent you? you sad little pricks.

thinking that a div like karl is a 'hero' just shows how thick you tossers are.

[kingcollie]

@raregeezer come to canada i have no problems calling you a faggot to your face, it just so happens we're communicating through the internet, id take the piss out of you no problem ya knobber, you're the true div for commenting on this for absolutely no reason other than to raze, so go fuck yourself PUNCE

[raregeezer]

@kingcollie fuck off you panhead!!!! thats the kind of language you understand isnt it?

[raregeezer]

@kingcollie a faggot?? for not liking pilkington. you crack me up. and i can say what i like about shit. ...free speech, ever heard of it? its what british men and women died for! what have canadians ever given us? bacon!! thats it. stick to hating the yanks you buck toothed cock muncher!!

[jimmyhayers]

@raregeezer Fail.

[jimmyhayers]

@raregeezer *you're

[RamdomDumbName]

Awww look at his round fucking head.

[raregeezer]

3 minute wonder? 3 minutes too long if you ask me.

[oliver12345678910908]

@raregeezer Good thing nobody did ask you. Dick.

[kingcollie]

@raregeezer slag off punce

[raregeezer]

@kingcollie slag off punce??? is that meant to offend me in some way? try a bit harder. its very big of you to mouth off to people on the internet isnt it? do you do that because you have no balls to say things to peoples faces.

[kingcollie]

@raregeezer ahaa it clearly did you bitch. if you were the big man you thought you were you wouldn't care or give the time of day to comment back on my riff raff. you fucking toff

[magictrix05]

@raregeezer oh look who's back it's Wendy Robinson!

[TheThurstonator27]

This man is a genius he may just have a head shaped like an orange, and a really blank face but who could come up with things like he does lol i could listen to this for hours xD

[exilejedi7]

listen 2 audio podcasts, he is 4real !!

[danpayne118]

knock it down lol

[HoldingWay]

The eyebrows at 3:14!

[kingcollie]

@HoldingWay it's like he was waiting for ricky to criticize him, but realized he's not around to cut him off

[NathanGozlin]

look at that big old round head hahahahaha hes a funny guy

[Churchy2188]

I would love to be his friend :P he's just so natural and subtle in his comedy.

[thatkindofguy234]

i wanna be freinds with pilkington XD!

[UltimateSerge]

What a stupid cunt.

[samharrison14]

@UltimateSerge dude he aint stupid

[UltimateSerge]

@samharrison14 I did not mean it as an insult, but he sure is not wise. If it is fake, he is a well written character, if not, he really has no knowledge of life

[CoolSliminns]

THUMBS UP if you want to squeeze his fucking round head!!! CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!

[CoolSliminns]

@angela1799 "Grippage" and "Webbage" :D

[richardbrewin]

If it hasn't got eyes it shouldn't have wings....

[Andinator]

So basically, spent time looking in BIG OLES

[91Holdem]

ow look at thats old innit

[InvaderZimFan101]

that dog had large balls

[jaryd12345]

Every 3 minutes that Karl speaks for is a 3 minute wonder

[simoorhouse]

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(He's got a head like a f***ing orange!!)

[idesofmars]

i wish this guy was my friend. imagine the conversations you could have!

[angela1799]

foodage

[megachepo]

Head like a fucking orange...

[puaist]

"FINE! Wel watch Wendy little program when that comes out" -- KP haha

[1prowrestling]

FD = Freida Payne

[angela1799]

@1prowrestling DS= Detroit Spinners (de trout spinners)

[wildboy789789]

i bet karl is really intelligent... look at him, hes not strong or attractive... i suppose he could be a magnificent idiot who just sits around his flat all day lol

[Boother9]

Wendy's shutting up now isn't she, showed her. Round headed little wanker

[stonemonkey999]

Look at his perfectly round head.

[CrazeeCatrin]

neil armstrong, the "spaceman", not astronaut, SPACEMAN

[hazsa19]

"once you've seen the collosseum they don't do it up"

BRILLIANT!

[broderD1]

This guy has got to one of the best things that's happened to comedy!!

[Hall1263]

ooooh chimpanzee that he's in a fucking tent talking bullocks again!!!!! Bald headed twat!!

[baughskeet]

Look at that round, fucking head.

[EpicBattleAxeYo]

Did nobody notice the car lock up in the beginning?

ROFL

[Joe345bass]

Head. fucking Orange......

[robertparker]

Galileo don't talk to me about science, give me television

[MrZOMGWTF]

@robertparker Make me televison**

[springbok86]

"old stuff... no overheads.... just leave it, the older it gets the better"

[thetalkincow]

high five

[joefx69]

"His head was in great condition, its just not attached to his body"

[heartandsoul1988]

fuck you wendy if your watching kp talking is the best use of television ever

[AllAboutKarl]

THE MANS A GENIUS

[benjaminc2007]

Legend!

[MrDoug2612]

"Who is Karl Pilkington? And why have i just wasted 3 minutes of my life listening to his cretinous views!" Gotta love the round headed TWAT!!!!

[12345l6789]

@MrDoug2612 "i love the fact she said she wasted 5 minutes, when they were '3 minute' wonders"

[airey01]

@12345l6789 sick off her!!

[OktoberSunset]

@12345l6789 took her 2 minutes to type her comment, lol

[shanustheanus]

Pilkers!

what the hell did you come to cornwall for?!

I mean i've lived here most of my life and its a pile of ol shite.

I'm a huge fan of this man!

I have an inflated version of a picture he had taken in Flambards sat next to humpty dumpty on my bedroom wall, long live king karl!

[mattrusty15]

"We'll see Wendy's little video when she brings that out...sick of her!"

[IzzardManiac]

He seems as gutted of paying 14 quid for the seal sanctuary, as Steve would have been spending a fiver on lunch! ;)

Gotta love Steve! <3

[1986CJ]

How could Karl Pilkington be an actor? If he was acting do you not think someone would've blew the whistle by now? One of the kids with big heads and webbed hands for example. Just because you have a low IQ doesn't mean you can't have a great sense of humour.

[BGH122]

Finish the phrase: "Head like a fucking ..." what?

[marcopaulo037]

people who think he is acting are just miserable i think...either way it is funny so just enjoy him..there is bound to be people like him around and he just sees everything different so just stop tryin to spoil it by saying oh hes an actor and that..

[jesuischa]

'oh, look at that... that's old, innit?' XD

[m0502321]

That rock he threw in the sea (2:10) it travelled sooo far!

[cmomofilm]

All the stuff ive seen and read of Karl's, I still cant decide if hes a moron or a prophet!

[MrFrankster25]

Call me an idiot..... Karl's a genius

[WKaliberr]

Karl for PM!

[lunacywishes123]

I truly believe he isn't acting up to the label he has been given most of the time. He is genuinely just a baldy round headed manc twat. I love im

[lunacywishes123]

and I love it when he raises his eyebrows, like you should take him seriously

[Davidbensonxyz]

@lunacywishes123 I don't think so. There is no way that someone with IQ of 87 can produce award winning comedy shows and be that funny. It's nice to think he is genuinely like that though.

[undrugged]

"Im gonna burst....Im gonna burst!!!"

[Dante1Savage]

"Big 'OLES" HAHAHAHA

[molesticles]

vanity projects is Russell Brand's company. Just so u know

[foxpawz]

what are you talking about ? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?!!?!!??!?!! You're a maniac !!! you're mental !!!! fuckin helll. oh God!! oh God....HA!!!

[angel3507]

Whenever I see these 3MW or interviews of him on TV, I can't help but wonder how much they have to edit all the background noise. There's no way the studio or cameraperson is that quiet while Karl is spouting all that drivel from his little round hollow orange head.

[ps3sucksassballs]

@angel3507 looks like its just him with a camcorder

[CivicSteve85]

@angel3507 Its pretty easy to edit that in final cut pro or Adobe premiere. You don't even have to use the background noise of the scenes you just record some ambient sound and slap it in the sound track

[BobbyRice2]

@angel3507

Get a personality.

[seansalvador1]

@angel3507

It's a static cam.

[huweybaby]

Is he in Criccieth here?

[rangeroverman]

Does look like it :)

[huweybaby]

Thought so as soon as I saw the castle in the background at 2:02

[icecreamvanman22]

I've been to that bloody seal sanctuary! Absolute con!

[SAMagic]

Karl talking about Neil Armstrong ... wow. It's one of the closest moments I've seen where I can't believe he's serious and isn't masquerading as an idiot!

"He hasn't been back so it must not have been good" - I can just imagine Ricky screaming "IT'S THE MOON KARL!! THEY DON'T GO FOR A WEEKEND AND SIT ON THE BEACH!!"

[ThisIsRickyGervais]

Karl Pilkington's latest podcast of 2009: Society & Law and Order.

Cant wait!

[hilux955]

a car nearly crashed into that island right at the start

[suddenuprising]

"they were just floating about" i think he went to the local canal and saw some dead otters or some shit.

[Lunaticc18]

Lanzarote: The disaster zone... Welcome!

[chawk111]

you don't think there's any old stuff in London? Try living in America.

[mjbatesable]

what do you mean? :S

[BroddeNation]

cant we all just get along?

[humby123]

I love how these karl videos are shot. They often cut to a bird foraging or a bag flying in the air as if to imply that despite our observations and complaints, life goes on.

[drarry13]

Been watching to much american beauty I think

[hairy0pothead]

Why's there a picture of a bloke wanking at the end? :-(

[12345l6789]

i wonder what Wendy Robinson made of this? :P

[hairy0pothead]

Probably rubbed herself over it.

[sxephlI]

@12345l6789 haha i should suspect she wasnt too pleased ;)

[Metalaxeman666]

@12345l6789 'Sick of 'er'

[thestranger4812]

@12345l6789

Who's he?

[chubbylilloser85]

@12345l6789 Lmao! Was just thinking same thing :P

[frederickos1]

He's got a head like a fucking Orange. And he's stupid. Classic Karl: Complaining cynical Northern attitude....

[Tippex114]

i say shut it you!

[12345l6789]

why is everyone thubms downing you? youre right!

[themaypole]

Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking Edam

[chattaway8]

you're iq doesn't represent how intelligent you are though, nothing can truly measure a level of intelligence. So for all we know, Karl could be an absolute genius.

[Blammo777]

If you read what i said you would notice that i didn't even mention intelligence as a whole. My point was that iq is given too much importance. Iq tests are just an attempt really to measure cognitive function which is only one of the ingredients that makes up intelligence. I never said iq = intelligence. You chose to get the wrong end of the stick.

[joesoap81]

Bmammo777-''Take it from someone with an iq of 175'' You sound like a right laugh,Wanna go for a pint?Fuck off ''175''Christ get a life.

[joesoap81]

Im entitled to make a judgement on you and seeing that you shared how amazingly smart you are and how high your IQ is I can make another judgement about you with my puny little two digit IQ here goes........

You were boring

Are Boring

Will always be Boring.

[jjpaterson87]

nono...you must be fuking boring and have no sence of humour to find karl boring...

[joesoap81]

I wasnt talking about Karl I was talking to Bmammo777 and what he said so get your shit straight fuckface.

[chimpanzeesteaparty]

this is amazing

"or at least let me em again when they better..."

[Skugginn]

I would love to see Karl meet Stephen Fry !!!!

[ArmourTheLlama]

head like a

[butleb1]

he has a head like a f***ing orange

[jakeavakian]

think rkght he gets paid to speek his mind i wish money were that simple for all

[Oly1810]

Was actually a good point about the colloseum:P

[neilam6]

everything he says here is right!!!

[SpamSpu]

does he think seals in their natural habitat "jump through 'oops"

[videogamenostalgia]

always on holiday!

'Do some fuckin' work!'

[jours1]

The way he says 'Big holes'...he well drags it out lol.

AND look at the annoyance in his face when he repeats that he spent 14 quid on seeing 'seals floatin' about'

I love Karl!

[neomp5]

how does he breathe?

[chimpanzeesteaparty]

or at least let me see them again when they're better!

[seandrumzmusic]

I still find the fact he thinks a "sanctuary" is something where only sick animals go to haha

[BlackDollarBills]

I personally don't find these 3 minute wonders that funny... I think it takes the probing of Ricky and Steve to fully unleash this guys humour.