PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!
I want to see the senoritas, I want to see the girls. What makes you think they want to see you???? Because...... Jose has the stick LMAO I love Jose and Peanut too.
I'm black, but i doan give a fuck if he tells jokes about black people as long as its funny. People are to insecure ans sensitive, maybe if u cheered up, you'd laff
@sactorres66 True, I'm Chinese and everytime the show guys make fun of us, I laugh like hell~! If you think this is silly, come on, your life is suck.
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so racist... What he said is true, but why have fun of somebody that is poor and non well educated. There is many ways of have fun. I think this is not a good one...
Sumtimes i am aefraid fer my life...y....TACOBELL.....Com'Here puppet boy....Make yyour daddy talk. ...so jose are you on a temporary visa are you on a work visa HES HERE ON A STICK!
niestety większość polaków nie rozumie takiego humoru.. bo nasz naród to smutasy i zacofańce.. my stanowimy pojedyncze marginalne odchylenia od smutnej sztywnej polskiej normy która śmieje sie tylko z dowcipów o niemcach i filmów typu sami swoi.. Ech..
Tak owszem Polacy smieją się z w żartach o Niemcach i Ruskich za to Amerykanie z Meksykanców i ludzi wyznających Islam
co do ZACOFANYCH to może ty jesteś i jesteś SMUTASEM ja jestem Polakiem i jakos nie wydaje mi sie być zacofanym
ps. a ty chyba tagże jesteś Polakiem ewentualnie masz korzenie POLSKIE ale to nic niezmieni bo mnie nie obraziłeś i nikogo tutaj jedynie sam siebie zbeształeś więc zostaje mi ci życzyć abyś wrócił do zdrowia i cię pozdrawiam
Nie rozumieją,bo są Polakami -rolleyes- Dla Amerykanina co innego jest zrozumiałe w żartach i przez to śmieszne,a dla Polaka co innego itd. Ja np. się nie śmiałem,bo nie rozumiem co w tym jest śmiesznego. Nie wszystkich musi śmieszyć "tego typu" humor. A gadanie,że PL to zacofańce jest co najwyżej dziecinne i nie poważne, nawet żałosne :/
jest troche niescislosci w tlumaczeniu ;p
ILazyBoy666I 6 days ago
Peanut mówi "terrible pogo accident" czy się przesłyszałem tych kilka razy? Jeśli tak, to nie powinno to być uwzględnione w tłumaczeniu? :P
CallMeJimmy0 2 weeks ago
TACOBELL XD!@
suprra36 1 month ago
lol thos is some funny crap
TheDragonmaster103 1 month ago
Try to write this: jąkała ćpał młółcić źdźbła kiść mąkę złób... Greetings from Poland :)
NazywajamnieEddie 1 month ago
...On A Stick.(:
aliciabaybe10 2 months ago
"Ha Come Here Puppet Boy..............Make Your Daddy Talk!"
xDDDDDDDD
candymanr2 3 months ago
lmao soo funny jose jalepeno on a stickkkk
mum2be100 3 months ago
fricken funny
8dogn 4 months ago
1:54 xdd haha
MrPaniPrezes 5 months ago
jose i kill you and peanut is dum
pelonlu 5 months ago
54 people on a stick
CEREBRALASSASSIN454 6 months ago
lol
Come here puppet boy ! .. make your dady talk ! loooooooooool
berbo79 6 months ago
He's on a stick is soooooooo funny
vmcnemar1 7 months ago
"He's here on a stick." Hilarious
nyrangers247 8 months ago
XD ikr
EpickSydney042 8 months ago
WOw 53 dislikes stupid baby people WAA go cry to mommy
SuperWilliam013 8 months ago
I'm Hispanic, and I am not offended by this.... Why should I be? Its a joke, lighten up people!!!!
wldflower90 8 months ago
Jeff-What is Jose jalapeno on a stick?
Peanut-You're a sick man!! :D
SmileRachelSmile 8 months ago
Jeff to Jeff, Heff to Heff, & Ghheff to Ghheff.
steelixnmore 9 months ago
"Where's the nearest Home Depot?" "Actully, that last one was true..."
steelixnmore 9 months ago
ahahahahahahha jose is gonna hire Achmed to kill peaunut lol
BoyGeorgeFanply20 9 months ago
ahahahahahahha Jeff rolled his eyes at peanut lol
BoyGeorgeFanply20 9 months ago
"one of these thing just dosen't belong here" lol
cutegirl1627 9 months ago
"what is she a freaking pickle on a pencil??" LolXD
XxMusik4EvarxX 9 months ago
come her puppet boy
make your daddy talk..
soo damn funnnyy
Pineapple684 9 months ago
Funny as hell
Deathribble 10 months ago
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FatReleaseSystem 10 months ago
if only rhe cute freakin doll was alive it would be my bestfriend the comic genious
shanaraeden 10 months ago 2
"One of these things just _doesn't belong here_!!!!!!!!"
takemyopinionwisely 10 months ago
i feel ugly ever since my boyfriend slept w9th another woman
SexyChck7821 11 months ago
he is so funny
keelydabomb 11 months ago
@sexychck7281 what?!
Midnightwings1 11 months ago
to get in and out u got a use a lot of lotion
TeILCmonies 11 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
uknownweirdperson 11 months ago 4
i can't believe i ate out my friend in the locker room...
SexyChck7821 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
bocajboy123 1 year ago
lolz i love peanut
Tasia7174 1 year ago
@Walter6539 I love peanut too. he so wacky,funny as hell and very hyper
walter6539 11 months ago
xD "her prime is NOW! Yours was 20 years ago" xDDDDDDDDDDD
Japanesedancer401 1 year ago 2
omg i have him on the tv and watchin him on computer i cant get enough of these guys excuse me guy lol
TheVampirechick321 1 year ago
FUCK THIS IS THE SHIIT!!!! xD xD xD
56masonluver 1 year ago
tonights show is sponcerd by the word ghhhhhhhhhhhh
azaamey1 1 year ago
come here puppet boyy.
make your daddy talk.
TrinaLikesToSleep 1 year ago 2
I love how Jose says stick. its the only reason I watch his Jose pieces.
vodyannoi 1 year ago
Love it! Once you go purple you never go back. Love it
AngelBaby123109 1 year ago
51 people are on sticks
ninjagia1234 1 year ago 7
@ninjagia1234 LOL
00011theman 1 year ago
07:50 do u think these 2 girls are hot?
arefatx 1 year ago
@arefatx hell ya
00011theman 1 year ago
i'm sick of it
whats the thing with this LOTION???????????
IWASBORN1985 1 year ago
@IWASBORN1985 Gays, you can put it togather from there :D
justysgrimm 1 year ago
love it
lovepeace1357 1 year ago
actually the last one was true XD
TheKLABOOM 1 year ago
i don't think its funny
arubian06 1 year ago
@arubian06 why?
re4tyler 1 year ago
@re4tyler sorry dude,my brother posted this ,not me.i think it IS funny that is why i watch it in the first place
arubian06 1 year ago
@arubian06 You must not have a since of humor. All off Jeff's comedy are funny. No one said you have to watch it. Whatever!!
lollybooful 1 year ago
LMAO XD
so ur saying I'll be someones
Bitch
...on a stick.
dreamwolf19 1 year ago
if u cant handel this joke then dont watch it!!!!!
lilsis451 1 year ago
@lilsis451 I agree with you. If people dont wont to watch these then, dont. Your answer is good.
lollybooful 1 year ago
this is great
widelek123 1 year ago
this is great
widelek123 1 year ago
la mejor forma de piratear la psp entra:
elrincondelasutilidades.jimdo.com/recomiendanos-x-hotmail/
EdgarUnder 1 year ago
your a sick man!
GoPredators2010 1 year ago
He is here on a STICK!
Yfr28 1 year ago
this is funny
lala16ist 1 year ago
man i couldn't 3 days without watching Peanut!!!!
Addisonstar 1 year ago
NNNNEEEEEOOOOOWW!
Narutofreak2543 1 year ago
FUNNY AS HELL
comedychick4 1 year ago
once you go purple you never go back
jonascrazy100 1 year ago
and I'm Mexican, it's still funny as heck
supersuzieq 1 year ago
i love jeff dunham hes hilarousssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kaylahellokitty1 1 year ago
Where's the nearest home depo! a nie burdel! depo to plac budowy!
ZirLeopard 1 year ago
alot of lotion hahahahha
jay8772 1 year ago
Wonderfull hghe F F!!!
timonya85 1 year ago
hahahahahahahah! Jose another stick!
elfera89 1 year ago
Ggggggheff
322664855123 1 year ago
Jeff is jeff
heff is heff
hgheff is hgheff one of these things just doesn't belong here!!
Bostonkid121 1 year ago 2
in a twisted sort of way, all 5 of us on stage have slept with your wife OMG
bluedazzzy 1 year ago
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Grassfrost 1 year ago
I want to see the senoritas, I want to see the girls. What makes you think they want to see you???? Because...... Jose has the stick LMAO I love Jose and Peanut too.
TheVampireKnightess 1 year ago
Everything is better on a STEEEEEECK
ShesSoBunny 1 year ago
So are they real?
flyacow 1 year ago
...NO!
LionHeart1ify 1 year ago
CMERE PUPPET BOY! MAKE YOUR DADDY TALK
RHYDON72 1 year ago 2
Are u here on a work visa are u here on a temporary visa?
Heres here on a stick. LOL
CRAIGYBHOY10 1 year ago 3
Senior Heff
Senior Ghheff
One of these things just dosent belong here
CRAIGYBHOY10 1 year ago 3
Jose Jalapeno... on a Stick xD
Paplokh 1 year ago
man once you go purple you never go back!!!!!
SteelPanther691 2 years ago 9
taaco bell
Ashbht25 2 years ago
He's already here!
He's here on a stick!
Taco bell! lol!!
michaelmcchill 2 years ago 3
what does that make jose jalepenjo on a stick? your a sick man!
michaelmcchill 2 years ago
ten moment kiedy on wypowiada stickaka to znaczy patykaka ;)
pozdrawiam!
P.S-Jaki kijek?! To jest patyk!
byVidelec 2 years ago
Lmao ah man funny as shit
cannedlimbs 2 years ago
Cuse me!! Umm who ta hell is HEFF
CoDestruction 2 years ago
tlumaczenie jest bledne...
"Gdzie jest najblizsze Home Depot?"...a nie burdel...
rafaelwis 2 years ago
thank u funnnyyyyy
derossi2010 2 years ago
dude audio sucks i can barely hear and the volumes on max
uzimakiking 2 years ago
WOW LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOolol
Jalapeno (on the stick) ROX
PIXARTV97 2 years ago 2
I'm black, but i doan give a fuck if he tells jokes about black people as long as its funny. People are to insecure ans sensitive, maybe if u cheered up, you'd laff
sactorres66 2 years ago 111
@sactorres66 i`m Black too and i agree Lol
koneballs42 2 years ago
@sactorres66 if u live in my country, racist is not allow. the GOV have law can put u in jail. That is why my country is peace :-)
arefatx 1 year ago
@sactorres66 True, I'm Chinese and everytime the show guys make fun of us, I laugh like hell~! If you think this is silly, come on, your life is suck.
chrisliu07 1 year ago
@sactorres66 wich one was the joke about black ppl!?..
poisonsm 10 months ago
@sactorres66 AND maybe if you finished grade 6 you would learn how to spell
lfdlumpy 8 months ago
@sactorres66 how about offensive jokes? they're funny too. try to think on the other side once in a while
aaron75fy 5 months ago
Her prime is now...yours was 20 years ago!
mgbfan81 2 years ago 3
no it isnt racist, it's comedy
pamela31301 2 years ago 4
He does go over the edge sometimes though lets just hope he doesn't have a puppet called Twinkles the pedofile.
londea88 2 years ago
i LOVE Jeff Dunham! (n peanut)
L0v3bu66y 2 years ago 3
when havn' a great time- peanut
when ur pissed off- thats walter
when u want 2 kill her-thats achmed
lol
animeluver168 2 years ago 3
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this is racist
rrrrrrrrreee 2 years ago
when you go purple, you never go back! XD XD
nesha14586 2 years ago 73
all 5 of us on stage
katt12543 2 years ago
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sometimes i'm afraid for my life
why
taco bell
iixrockxoutloudx 2 years ago 2
"somtimes I'm afrad for my life"
"why"
"tocobell"
emosweet100 2 years ago 3
stick-a-ka
jeff-af-a
ha-ha-ha
PianoGirlism 2 years ago 3
xander slide? guess what? who cares what ur fucking race is? this is fucking hilarious and quit being a puss and suck it up.
PianoGirlism 2 years ago
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so racist... What he said is true, but why have fun of somebody that is poor and non well educated. There is many ways of have fun. I think this is not a good one...
xanderslide 2 years ago
@xanderslide
your racist for saying Mexicans are uneducated and poor
flaminess 2 years ago
man...but he is absolutely right!
most of them...
where are you live?!
rafaelwis 2 years ago
"Do you like it in this country" "Some times im afraid for my life" "Why?" "Tacobell" lmao
Alex13N 2 years ago
PEANUT: haven't u ever seen sesame street?
PEANUT: jeff is jeff
PEANUT: heff is heff
PEANUT: `jeff is `jeff
did you notice the little CHICKA over the j?
I'm not even mexican!
tweekatweeka13579 2 years ago 3
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i think you are racist and personally didnt like the disrespect and will tell all people who watch your videos to stop
f3a3f3a 2 years ago
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lol i think peanut is black
BombDaBase1 2 years ago
so is 9:30-9:43
coolboybrennan45 2 years ago
1:48-2:47 is so freaken funny. peanut snorts like a pig
coolboybrennan45 2 years ago
im your pal
im concerned
tweekatweeka13579 2 years ago
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coolboybrennan45 2 years ago
"What is she, a pickle on a pencil?" XD
GENIUS!
Machinimaman1232 2 years ago
lol i thought it was just a horrible pogo accident
coolchasitychica 2 years ago
a pickle on a pencil???
hilarious!! xD
wietye94 2 years ago
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ArnulfoSalgado 2 years ago
I like this A LOT
shulu33 2 years ago 2
7:44 LOL
Jessebear1 2 years ago
tacobell!
e2kincb1 2 years ago
havent you seen Sesame Street? jeff is jeff heff is heff hecfff is hecfff
one of these things just doesnt belong here
LSUjhester18 2 years ago
tam ma być starszny pogo wypadek !!!
magdusia08 2 years ago
I am LMAO XD
Jessebear1 2 years ago
"are you here in this country on a visa"
"no im on a stick" hehe so dam funny lolz
ryphilli1 2 years ago 2
pickle on a pencil tacobell lolz!
dannys1andonlyfan 2 years ago
"Its not funny."
"They are laughing like HELL!" LOLZ!!! XD
SmoothCriminalChick 2 years ago
ahh this is to funny and i stole the computer away form my re tard sis
MrTankman09 2 years ago
Sumtimes i am aefraid fer my life...y....TACOBELL.....Com'Here puppet boy....Make yyour daddy talk. ...so jose are you on a temporary visa are you on a work visa HES HERE ON A STICK!
sexxygurl022 2 years ago
dude Laurynas Simas1 you couldent type to save your life..
midnightace2 2 years ago
"Stick ha-ha,Je-fa-fa, a-ha-ha" omg so fucking sunny
"OLE!!!" "he is here on the stick" "tacobell" "picule on the pencule"
"can you help push my car?"
"come here popet boy" i can stop lauthing
LaurynasSimas1 2 years ago 4
haha that is awesome!!! omg!!!
ThePrincess1850 2 years ago
what if shes been with someone else....like ME!
Ed529 2 years ago
hilarious
TitansFootball123 2 years ago
JAJAJA Q MIERDA ES PEANUT
MgTNaZzZ 2 years ago
Funny ----. He's cool
plumpads 2 years ago 2
funny
masterjakguy 2 years ago
6:48 peanut powiedział "pogo" co jest zabawką do skakania
hianer 2 years ago 4
jeff: i see you have a new girlfriend
jose: si sinors
peanut: whats that a fricken pickle on a penceil.
puckinghockey19 2 years ago 6
peanut: come here puppet boy mak your daddy talk lol
dudenaldo100 2 years ago 9
jose: i'm afrad
jeff: why?
peanut: taco bell
hottie4naruto 2 years ago 9
ghhhhhh
MrOnelittlevictory 2 years ago
Najlepszee
Sebciox20x 2 years ago
jose:some times im scared for my life
JEff:why?
peanut: taco bell.
lol
BoomerAng10210 2 years ago
wow this guy is so amazing
farzinb2003 2 years ago
ten gosc jest niesamowity!!!
kurakkkk 2 years ago 2
thats hilarious... "one of these things just doesnt belong here" LMFAO
OhMyGeeVideos 2 years ago 3
i like the joke between 7:36 -7:47
tylerstips411 2 years ago
Peanut:As soon as those laws pass and hes not legel ur gonna get ur ass throwen in jail! And trust me u would NOT do well in prison!
Jeff: Why?
Peanut: ha,come here puppet boy! Make ur daddy talk!
Jeff:So r u saying id become someones....
Peanut: BITCH,yes.
Jose:On A Stick!!!
Athena908 2 years ago
hahahah genialne xD
Tanita9871 2 years ago 2
what about the
tequila worm!?!?!?!
1900maniac 2 years ago
lol...3:11
rosspino100 2 years ago
i hate it how i can understand some of the subs but not all of it
volcomskaterkid07 2 years ago
a polskich komentarzy nie ma?????
najlepsze to 8:57 hahahaha bym sie posikal
vegomaster134 2 years ago
niestety większość polaków nie rozumie takiego humoru.. bo nasz naród to smutasy i zacofańce.. my stanowimy pojedyncze marginalne odchylenia od smutnej sztywnej polskiej normy która śmieje sie tylko z dowcipów o niemcach i filmów typu sami swoi.. Ech..
VictorSeedorsky 2 years ago
Tak owszem Polacy smieją się z w żartach o Niemcach i Ruskich za to Amerykanie z Meksykanców i ludzi wyznających Islam
co do ZACOFANYCH to może ty jesteś i jesteś SMUTASEM ja jestem Polakiem i jakos nie wydaje mi sie być zacofanym
ps. a ty chyba tagże jesteś Polakiem ewentualnie masz korzenie POLSKIE ale to nic niezmieni bo mnie nie obraziłeś i nikogo tutaj jedynie sam siebie zbeształeś więc zostaje mi ci życzyć abyś wrócił do zdrowia i cię pozdrawiam
DarthForest 2 years ago
@VictorySeedorsky
Nie rozumieją,bo są Polakami -rolleyes- Dla Amerykanina co innego jest zrozumiałe w żartach i przez to śmieszne,a dla Polaka co innego itd. Ja np. się nie śmiałem,bo nie rozumiem co w tym jest śmiesznego. Nie wszystkich musi śmieszyć "tego typu" humor. A gadanie,że PL to zacofańce jest co najwyżej dziecinne i nie poważne, nawet żałosne :/
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how old r u?
zxcluke 2 years ago
WTF, now he said gghhhefff XD
MyBooh15 2 years ago
Jose: Its ok...hes an idiot!
Peanut:Well ur on a STICK!
......
Peanut: Stick-Ka-Ka, Jeff-Fa-Fa, Ha-Ha-Ha!!!
I love peanut!!! I hope we get married SOME DAY!! LOL JK JK JK!!!
ONELOVE7495 2 years ago
pikel on a pencel!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
zackandmason 2 years ago
I think you ment pickle on a pencil
HExtab12 2 years ago
peanut:you would not do well in jail jeff:why? peanut:come here puppet boy! lol that was funny
yordan234 2 years ago
lol taco bell
conan1412jimmy 2 years ago
NEVER GETS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fredluvr6767 2 years ago 4
What is Jose galapiño on a stick?
You're A SICK MAN
xD LMAO
x
EvaOpheliac 2 years ago 4