Just a comment about American Quantas woarkers-my mom is in a softball league with those guys. Before every game they get unspeakably drunk. They had to forfeit before all of thier players passed out. Americans workin for not american companies- not great.
I lie near LA airport. Ive been flying since before i was 1. i LOVE turbulanse.
i hate flying for all of the aforementioned reasons... and i always fly long flights.. like 12 hours... flying from wherever im living at the time to australia to see my honey is gonna BLOW ASS!
That reminds me of travelling back by coach from a school trip to France. I spent four hours having the back of my seat pummelled by an idiotic kid, and once they realised I had a book and was trying to read having them occasionally shout into my ear as well. Bloody kids!
I've never been in a plane, but then I don't think I'm the target customer being 6'1" - I probably couldn't fit in the seat!
Don't less than year old babies burst at a certain altitude due to the pressure :-D
coming back from spain this year SUCKED! do you no what messes kids up? KIDS TV ..it teaches them how to speak utter bullshit..like teletubbies..ect.. this kid on my plane who was like atleast 6..just wouldnt shut up with the quoting and what ever esle >: (
WOW if you were that pissed after that short flight i can't wait to hear the stories of your flight from aussie to the states mate.. Your going to be throwing people from the plane. Blunty Quote "These Mother Fucking Tweens on This Mother Fucking Plane...HAHAHA
Some of your words are starting to sound American. haha. Katz had an effect on you :P. I hate flying when there are stupid people around. I feel the pain. Try an 8 hour flight from Toronto to London, England.
God, with your bad back?! You should have screamed at both the man and the tweenager. I'm sure they would have stopped, and what would they throw you off the plane?
Being on the other side of it, my son has an intellectual disability and one of the aspects of this is hyperactivity. I am always on the receiving end of people who don't understand that he isn't a naughty kid.
Totally appreciate where you are coming from on this one.. i had some russian idiot behind me on my last flight home who wanted to sit with his knees resting up the back of my seat ... tw*t...
too bad u cant jus yell SHUT THE FUCK UP STAY STILL AND LET EVERYONE ENJOY THE GODDAMN FLIGHT!!!! =D i said the same thing in the respinse to this by triviadude in the comments lolz im an idiot
Why didn't you ask him to stop? The confrontation would have been less stressful and short lived compared to your stress of having a knee in your back during the entire flight.
your vids are back to how they used to be blunty. good job. keep it up. sorry that katz had to leave you but hey you get to see her in 3 months. its not like your never gonna see her again but it would be hard. youll pull through though buddy. catch ya next time :P
You must have been thinking "I'm not gonna reprimand these people right now...I'm gonna tolerate it. But when I get home, I am RIPPING THESE PEOPLE A NEW ONE ON MY WEBCAM!"
LoL omg,, i was thinignyou videos were getting boring so i have only watched half of the one befoer but this one is really awesome! haha, im loving it so far,, <grin> jesus your funny when you do it right :P
When I went to LA in February the flight there was pretty cool not many problems, but on the way back yes, I was tired I couldn't get comfortable and it seems the guy sat in front of me couldn't either, I was half watching the movie in front of me (or was it the map ... anyway) I leaned forward to get into a more comfortable position and he decided to recline back at just the same time,
Traveling in crowed conditions sucks outright, I had that when I took my two kids home to NZ from Hawaii-alone, 9 hours on the plane with a baby and toddler was stressful, but my kids were good, no screaming becoz I had snacks, and plenty of it. Even my 9 month old was really good because a bottle during takeoff and before decent will help equalise the pressure. Not that you need that info yet, but good to know when you do reproduce..Lol
oh, oh, as soon as I heard the word "jetstar" I flinched! It ain't cattle class in there, it's sardine class! BTW: did you forget your iPod? Wouldn't solve problem of knees or chair recline, but helps with tweenie, baby noises! :)
I had exactly the same experience when I was flying just last week, except I had all three rolled into one with the person behind me. It was a young teenager who couldn't sit still and as constantly jostling so was hitting me through the seat. And then she wouldn't shut up asking the most ridiculous of questions that were common sense and generally just wouldn't shut up. Anyway, good vid as always.
Does anyone recall the days past when airline travel was a thing to dress up for? You were treated with ettiquite by all. They gave toys to the kids and the food was actually good? I loved flying then! Now I cringe and this rant by you, Blunty, will help me laugh on my end-of-September 3-hr flight for business.
LOL! Freaking hilarious! It's funny how the seat in front of you reclining was an irretant, and that's also the sorce of your irretance to the guy behind you. FYI: a "good stewarts" (as you put it) would have informed the mother to make sure the infant was sucking on something, ecspecially during take off and landing...but, you get what you pay for... :)
I have four kids. I don't think I will take them on a plane.
I read somewhere that a woman had to take her baby on the plane and brought a bunch of those disposable earplugs with her on board. As soon as everyone was in their seat, she stood up and asked if anyone wanted one. Several hands shot up.
make a series of pamphlets that describe etiquette and perhaps has some good advice on how to make infants more comfortable during a flight. then, either be a jerk and hand them the pamphlet or see if the steward/ess would be helpful and hand it to them.
you should have told the guy to get his knee out of your back and then told the tween to shut the fuck up, and if that doesnt work you could have threatened that you have the power to turn into the hulk. that totally would have worked. I SWEARZ
Oh I had something like that. But it was on a bus and there was a little boy about 2 ... up and down, crying complaining, whining, annoying.. for about 8 hours. It was horrible.
Right when I saw the title for this, I knew it was going to be funny video. I love your rants. Although, it really sucks that you had to put up with all that nonsense on the plane. You clearly have more patience then I do, I would've snapped at the business guy! Great video, keep them coming!
The flight from HELL...we've all had something like that occur, although you having 3 such incidents happening on the same flight is just a HUGE amount of bad luck...
Okay, so she was nursing the baby so it would have been swallowing. That's about all I can think of to help with the ears - to get them to drink, so they swallow, which should help them equalize. Many parents don't think to bring a bottle for this purpose, and I am always glad when the babies on the flight are at least 10-15 seats behind me! :-)
"...because if I had even a rudenmentary weapon, I probably would have stabbed her in the ear!!"
My kids are very well behaved, because I've raised them to be so. Having said that, I think you're great Blunty, but stay the hell away from my kids!!! haha
My Mom has two children, I'm 5'7" & 125 lbs., by brother is 6'0 & 285 lbs. We're our mother's children and we're not small. Should she go around saying she has "two adults?"
Haha i remember the first plane flight i took my daughter on when she was about 4 months old lol trust me even parents find the crying very frustrating but theres not alot you can do lol. Thankfully now shes bigger i dont have that problem. You and Katz are so cute together i wish you the best of luck :)
lol that mustve been uncomfortable, i cant stand people like that(the tweenager), i usually go to washroom and stuff because i cant put up with it lol :\
Recline the seat...
Thanks, Blunty ^^
ar4yyyy 3 years ago
nice video love all your stuff, when and where in the hell did tweenagers come from?!
Dante052008 3 years ago
lol this will surely go on forever. :) nice vid blunty.
sharkjaw24 4 years ago
Also, "Tweenagers" are children fro the ages of 10 to 13.
sharkjaw24 4 years ago
Aren't thirTEEN year olds TEENagers?
mikamai 4 years ago
fine 10 to 12 then, mr. superficial.
sharkjaw24 4 years ago
Ms. Superficial, thank you.
mikamai 4 years ago
Just a comment about American Quantas woarkers-my mom is in a softball league with those guys. Before every game they get unspeakably drunk. They had to forfeit before all of thier players passed out. Americans workin for not american companies- not great.
I lie near LA airport. Ive been flying since before i was 1. i LOVE turbulanse.
sharkjaw24 4 years ago
Your rants are funny. :P
Popupkille 4 years ago
i hate flying for all of the aforementioned reasons... and i always fly long flights.. like 12 hours... flying from wherever im living at the time to australia to see my honey is gonna BLOW ASS!
mariposa0283 5 years ago
lmao!!
i've had that expirence before.
my fathers a pilot.
so, i fly freely and ive dealt with that multiple times.
so many ive told the mother "MA'AM WILL YOU PLEASE CONTROL YOUR CHILD?!"
and she did.
lmao.
pheeprincess 5 years ago
That reminds me of travelling back by coach from a school trip to France. I spent four hours having the back of my seat pummelled by an idiotic kid, and once they realised I had a book and was trying to read having them occasionally shout into my ear as well. Bloody kids!
I've never been in a plane, but then I don't think I'm the target customer being 6'1" - I probably couldn't fit in the seat!
Don't less than year old babies burst at a certain altitude due to the pressure :-D
colinr0380 5 years ago
coming back from spain this year SUCKED! do you no what messes kids up? KIDS TV ..it teaches them how to speak utter bullshit..like teletubbies..ect.. this kid on my plane who was like atleast 6..just wouldnt shut up with the quoting and what ever esle >: (
so yeah i no where your coming from !
Sexart 5 years ago
Hahahaha <3 <3 <3 "don't you dare figure that out!"
swaythosehips 5 years ago
screaming child... or $3 on headphones...
That's a no-brainer for me!
NotEvsie 5 years ago
WOW if you were that pissed after that short flight i can't wait to hear the stories of your flight from aussie to the states mate.. Your going to be throwing people from the plane. Blunty Quote "These Mother Fucking Tweens on This Mother Fucking Plane...HAHAHA
DrunkinIrishman 5 years ago
I would of freaked out in that situation.
GumbyandGoo 5 years ago
proscuitto? isn't that in anti pasto?
merrykite 5 years ago
"dont u dare figure that out!"
LMAO
Lemonhead86 5 years ago
Some of your words are starting to sound American. haha. Katz had an effect on you :P. I hate flying when there are stupid people around. I feel the pain. Try an 8 hour flight from Toronto to London, England.
uhhjenn 5 years ago
looks like you had fun making this one
tiger1i11y25 5 years ago
God, with your bad back?! You should have screamed at both the man and the tweenager. I'm sure they would have stopped, and what would they throw you off the plane?
itrog 5 years ago
good to hear you won the battle of knee :)
veezilla 5 years ago
You really do seem to hate kids blunty....HAHA
youryouyou 5 years ago
LOL I was going to say this but you beat me to it, but wait till him and Katz have one, LMAO!!!!
LadyNinjaKagero 5 years ago
Dude, you're fucking hilarious!!!
TheGrasshopper2 5 years ago
Lol, great stories. I love how the business man and tweenager were on the same basic maturity level.
CalvinCoooolidge 5 years ago
great to see a rant again!
aardkwak 5 years ago
I knew that, that's why I gave a silly response, too. It's all good.
Michelle5451 5 years ago
First class man.... thats the way to fly.
Being on the other side of it, my son has an intellectual disability and one of the aspects of this is hyperactivity. I am always on the receiving end of people who don't understand that he isn't a naughty kid.
electrongirl 5 years ago
I hope you learn some patience before you have children of your own LOL.
jamj30 5 years ago
Totally appreciate where you are coming from on this one.. i had some russian idiot behind me on my last flight home who wanted to sit with his knees resting up the back of my seat ... tw*t...
podrule 5 years ago
Try being on a bus for 10hrs. I did it :-O
rougie33 5 years ago
too bad u cant jus yell SHUT THE FUCK UP STAY STILL AND LET EVERYONE ENJOY THE GODDAMN FLIGHT!!!! =D i said the same thing in the respinse to this by triviadude in the comments lolz im an idiot
FullMetalZ3 5 years ago
Glad to see an angry rant again! Keep up the good work. -thumbs up-
PreJarhead 5 years ago
LOVE the new negative attitude :)
entelekhia 5 years ago
haha. i love the accent... it makes your complaining bearable
fabulousmango 5 years ago
Do you think you post enough videos?
svennybob 5 years ago
Why didn't you ask him to stop? The confrontation would have been less stressful and short lived compared to your stress of having a knee in your back during the entire flight.
riverkee 5 years ago
Ear plugs, blindfold and valium ;-)
CheapCanDrinker 5 years ago
your vids are back to how they used to be blunty. good job. keep it up. sorry that katz had to leave you but hey you get to see her in 3 months. its not like your never gonna see her again but it would be hard. youll pull through though buddy. catch ya next time :P
albadow 5 years ago
You must have been thinking "I'm not gonna reprimand these people right now...I'm gonna tolerate it. But when I get home, I am RIPPING THESE PEOPLE A NEW ONE ON MY WEBCAM!"
AkewsticRockR 5 years ago
i am sorry you had a bad flight i can't wait till u get to see kats again and that vid seemed to end kinda abruptly
JoeGrinstead 5 years ago
LOL sounded like you would have been better off with snakes on a plane.
pancakemastr 5 years ago
LoL omg,, i was thinignyou videos were getting boring so i have only watched half of the one befoer but this one is really awesome! haha, im loving it so far,, <grin> jesus your funny when you do it right :P
BraDRoBBo 5 years ago
When I went to LA in February the flight there was pretty cool not many problems, but on the way back yes, I was tired I couldn't get comfortable and it seems the guy sat in front of me couldn't either, I was half watching the movie in front of me (or was it the map ... anyway) I leaned forward to get into a more comfortable position and he decided to recline back at just the same time,
DJJaines 5 years ago
I got a clonk on the head ... thing that annoyed me, he looked back over his shoulder, saw me, and looked away again. Not even an appology. Dammit!
DJJaines 5 years ago
Traveling in crowed conditions sucks outright, I had that when I took my two kids home to NZ from Hawaii-alone, 9 hours on the plane with a baby and toddler was stressful, but my kids were good, no screaming becoz I had snacks, and plenty of it. Even my 9 month old was really good because a bottle during takeoff and before decent will help equalise the pressure. Not that you need that info yet, but good to know when you do reproduce..Lol
maari90 5 years ago
space
evyrigs 5 years ago
blunty... I love you and Katz, I dont know if it's the brew talkin'but I do...
evyrigs 5 years ago
oh, oh, as soon as I heard the word "jetstar" I flinched! It ain't cattle class in there, it's sardine class! BTW: did you forget your iPod? Wouldn't solve problem of knees or chair recline, but helps with tweenie, baby noises! :)
juliact 5 years ago
I had exactly the same experience when I was flying just last week, except I had all three rolled into one with the person behind me. It was a young teenager who couldn't sit still and as constantly jostling so was hitting me through the seat. And then she wouldn't shut up asking the most ridiculous of questions that were common sense and generally just wouldn't shut up. Anyway, good vid as always.
Hencing 5 years ago
interestin'
"cat"
dadhiltonmps 5 years ago
THATS JUST HOW I FEEL.
Like..
I dont even remember how old i was when i got my first plane travel..
they werent many but even as a "preteen" I KNEW HOW TO CONTROL MYSELF.
And GOSH, the last time i traveled a preteen had her FEET, both of them, on the bakc of my seat.
Difference is, it was a 9h flight. AND SHE KEPT KICKING IT ;-;
...
nice vid.
bye =*
videlsd 5 years ago
a PRETEEN? Thats what i have heard them called.
sistamachinegun 5 years ago
Now imagine going on a 20 hour flight, which is what I'm going to have to do tommorrow!!!
CheesyJedi 5 years ago
Hopefully you'll have no baby near you crying & trying to hit you. Also, sorry for jinxing you! :]
spedzo 5 years ago
You are lucky you didn't get the 80 year old lady telling you about her childhood for the 90 minutes :|
philipnewmannz 5 years ago
Does anyone recall the days past when airline travel was a thing to dress up for? You were treated with ettiquite by all. They gave toys to the kids and the food was actually good? I loved flying then! Now I cringe and this rant by you, Blunty, will help me laugh on my end-of-September 3-hr flight for business.
RiverBirch1967 5 years ago
wow it's hard to top that flight as the worse flight.
Bduboff 5 years ago
how terrible
zakaru101978 5 years ago
Ahhh.... kids.... Best Birth Control EVER. Kept me kidless for years.
deckroid 5 years ago
LOL! Freaking hilarious! It's funny how the seat in front of you reclining was an irretant, and that's also the sorce of your irretance to the guy behind you. FYI: a "good stewarts" (as you put it) would have informed the mother to make sure the infant was sucking on something, ecspecially during take off and landing...but, you get what you pay for... :)
valeriea616 5 years ago
Accck, sounds horrible. I hate it when flights go bad. You sound like you had one of the worst flights, my gosh!
queenofmallets 5 years ago
wow that sounded like a really shitty flight
Ufph1 5 years ago
...I'm never going to complain about my flights EVER AGAIN.
PyromaniacV64 5 years ago
????
universal360 5 years ago
You are Denis Leary and i caim my £5
stingsdeathdrop 5 years ago
At least there wasn't a trolly involved. You really are a grouch-ass and I love you for it.
Tracey
TraceyDanine 5 years ago
I have four kids. I don't think I will take them on a plane.
I read somewhere that a woman had to take her baby on the plane and brought a bunch of those disposable earplugs with her on board. As soon as everyone was in their seat, she stood up and asked if anyone wanted one. Several hands shot up.
nanciesweb 5 years ago
ROFLLL!!!!
RiverBirch1967 5 years ago
You are impossibly adorable.
WhiteMiko 5 years ago
You should have put your knee in the tweenager's back and engaged her in a BATTLE OF WILLS too. :)
Murgelgurgel 5 years ago
for some reason I thought very young infants should not fly, mostly for the causes you talked about.
blueathena 5 years ago
make a series of pamphlets that describe etiquette and perhaps has some good advice on how to make infants more comfortable during a flight. then, either be a jerk and hand them the pamphlet or see if the steward/ess would be helpful and hand it to them.
chrislee35 5 years ago
i would have to agree with everything said
murda1991 5 years ago
yeah sorry bout the knees blunty i just had to stretch etc...
nah just kiddin! that does sound annoying. but i probably would of said something...
Masterecords 5 years ago
you should have told the guy to get his knee out of your back and then told the tween to shut the fuck up, and if that doesnt work you could have threatened that you have the power to turn into the hulk. that totally would have worked. I SWEARZ
punkrocky6 5 years ago
I feel so bad you guys had to part. You are the perfect couple.
Minniver 5 years ago
meow
untitled101 5 years ago
I feel inspired to make a movie : Scum On A Plane
ughletmesignupalread 5 years ago
any snakes on that plane ? lol
silentmiah 5 years ago
you could save 15% or more geico
xx06texasxx 5 years ago
Know what you mean, except from the cockpit.
YOUTUBE Theme Song:
billybobjoe57
billybobjoe57 5 years ago
State... Don't you mean world? hehe :)
Kills4Glory 5 years ago
Oh I had something like that. But it was on a bus and there was a little boy about 2 ... up and down, crying complaining, whining, annoying.. for about 8 hours. It was horrible.
IamTDF 5 years ago
Woot, willpower to Blunty! XD
Darn those unhelpful stedwardesses...!
Don't stab people. :-x
wilowah 5 years ago
Wow. A rant where I sat and nodded all the way though, thinking "Yep. Been there before".
CatatonicStupor 5 years ago
Right when I saw the title for this, I knew it was going to be funny video. I love your rants. Although, it really sucks that you had to put up with all that nonsense on the plane. You clearly have more patience then I do, I would've snapped at the business guy! Great video, keep them coming!
ThePinkMartini 5 years ago
yay! the blunty rants have returned!
theraccoonkid218 5 years ago
lol good rant best one so far
chuckjonsy 5 years ago
excuse me butt why didn't you tell him?
carolperez 5 years ago
The flight from HELL...we've all had something like that occur, although you having 3 such incidents happening on the same flight is just a HUGE amount of bad luck...
Taranos 5 years ago
sounds like my average school bus journey. I feel for ye dude cause it sucks
AndyLCFC 5 years ago
i thought they were called tweeners. three stars!
jeffuehrer 5 years ago
Tweeners are something else entirely, but we probably shouldn't go there.
Michelle5451 5 years ago
ah ha ha best rant ever!
Jobediah 5 years ago
I'm a bit surprised that you as an Australian haven't mentioned the passing of Steve Irwin.
cindyshealed 5 years ago
He has, he mentioned Steve in the previous vid.
Draan 5 years ago
Okay, I've now seen it.
cindyshealed 5 years ago
that's what that bugger gets, i'm just as stubborn lol. i usually kill them with kindness if involving road rage, gets em all the time :-D
cutegirlinus 5 years ago
F-ing AWESOME DUDE! LOL just so FUNNY!
AnchormanRonBurgundy 5 years ago
Okay, so she was nursing the baby so it would have been swallowing. That's about all I can think of to help with the ears - to get them to drink, so they swallow, which should help them equalize. Many parents don't think to bring a bottle for this purpose, and I am always glad when the babies on the flight are at least 10-15 seats behind me! :-)
Marihani 5 years ago
1st Comment!
Have you ever thought about talking to these people and asking them to stop?
PuppyHate 5 years ago
"...because if I had even a rudenmentary weapon, I probably would have stabbed her in the ear!!"
My kids are very well behaved, because I've raised them to be so. Having said that, I think you're great Blunty, but stay the hell away from my kids!!! haha
RavageMyReality 5 years ago
i personally dont like small children
piussse 5 years ago
I thought all children were small??
electrongirl 5 years ago
My Mom has two children, I'm 5'7" & 125 lbs., by brother is 6'0 & 285 lbs. We're our mother's children and we're not small. Should she go around saying she has "two adults?"
Michelle5451 5 years ago
It was a joke... I didn't mean it literally
electrongirl 5 years ago
I love it when you rant about these different issues. You articulate the annoying things about life so well.
dmaradona10 5 years ago
Well said, hahaha.
Dreamsculpter 5 years ago
When I first saw the title I misread it as "Fightiquette". I was thinking you were going to give proper rules for a street brawl or something. Lol...
fatdwarf56 5 years ago
I did the same, haha!
Dreamsculpter 5 years ago
Haha i remember the first plane flight i took my daughter on when she was about 4 months old lol trust me even parents find the crying very frustrating but theres not alot you can do lol. Thankfully now shes bigger i dont have that problem. You and Katz are so cute together i wish you the best of luck :)
lilsheep 5 years ago
Heh, hope you don't have a flight like that to the States. Talk about long term torture. Do you have a stopover in Hawaii?
rhythm7a 5 years ago
hehe you're so much fun when you go off into a rant.. hehe it makes me giggle =P
rboyles 5 years ago
i feel sorry for you, that flight must have been hell
zug112 5 years ago
Good thing Mr. Grinch doesn't live next to Hoo-Ville...
on wait...
VancouverDriver 5 years ago
lol that mustve been uncomfortable, i cant stand people like that(the tweenager), i usually go to washroom and stuff because i cant put up with it lol :\
modis 5 years ago
Go Blunty you teach those people how to behave on a flight
linkinparkrule 5 years ago
This happened to me once on an Aer Lingus flight from London to Boston. Some nasty drunk Irishman laughing and acting kinda like I did last night.
MrCook 5 years ago
Two in such a short while, I love how you keep on giving to us willing public and I hope your videos keep on coming.
Jack8274 5 years ago
awe heck I thought that said fightiquette ;))) I wanted some pointers from ya...lol
ChristyG1969 5 years ago
I am noticing a trend in your rants!
Your not a huge fan of children huh?
Yippeee 5 years ago
nice
sherwoodccm 5 years ago
Eh, first comment! No complimentary food on most of the US airlines anymore. And no headsets for free either.
VioletKitty411 5 years ago