Billy, you are one of this world's treasures. I've only to spend a half hour with you and I don't want to kill myself anymore!!!! Bless you, fantastic talent.
Thumbs up if you want Scotland to be independent again !
I'm also proud of my British Heritage and history and the things we have all achieved together, but the days of the Empire are long gone.... Nearly every country under British control has became independent. Now it's time for the countries of Britain to become independent ! Independent or not, Scotland, England and Wales will always share this glorious island and we will always defend it with every fibre of our being !
Two Scottish poofs Ben Doon & Phil McCrevis walk into a male brothel. Ben said "Were both feeling kinky, how much for humiliation?" The pimp said "£38.95 each" Phil said "£38.95 ! what dya you get for that ? " The pimp said " An England shirt !"
I'm 100% (ooh yeah!), like most Scottish people a know, I'm no gonnae lie, but they hate the English. A don't though, we've had some extraordinary battles with each other and I respect the English for that. A hate the English bloody media though, the papers, gossip and all that shite.
Anyway, am Scottish and Proud. And Billy Connely is a bloody legend!!!
88durham - actually they didnt. Most of the Scots at that time didnt want anything to do with England. They joined the Union through the greedy doings of a 'parcel of rogues', against the wishes of the majority. They should have been shot for treason.
@ExtremeBogom "us (British)" ? I'm Scottish and I consider myself British... though wasn't that a standard observation? Or do England really only mean Wales and themselves when they say Britain? I thought so.
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oh get lost i live in northumberland and we are getting sick of england and scotland! keep ya shit in westminster and ya ugly face in edinburgh! you joined the fucking union by choice live with it!!!!
I'm from Michigan, USA, I spent a month in Scotland near Glasgow. I can't remember the name of the town? It was Christmas & New Years Eve holiday 1973. I loved it so much, the people are grand! I was wondering, if anybody could help me? I'm looking for a person, Alex Dunn? He would be in his mid 50's now. Our Birthdays are July 15th & 16th, in the mid 50's. Alex has a sister, Margaret, maybe a years older? I've been looking for Alex for 5 years. I want to know has he's doing? Tell him, Cathy
"Im tired of people coming up to me and saying i went to Scotland and it was raining....OF COURSE IT WAS FUCKING RAINING!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YA THINK SCOTLAND IS THE FUCKING PIRANESE?!!...TAKE A RAINCOAT YA STUPID FUCKER!!.....lmao
I love this guy hes fantastic he never lost his Scottish patter could watch this guy all day cheers me up when im down proud to be a scots to from Glasgow
I really don't have a favorite place in Scotland but he's soooooo right about the rain...I'm a skateboarder and I can't have that...so Thank God they have in-door parks.
Billy is a legend!!
MsSl01 2 weeks ago
Beetle Juice
lunchlady360 3 weeks ago
Billy, you are one of this world's treasures. I've only to spend a half hour with you and I don't want to kill myself anymore!!!! Bless you, fantastic talent.
apache16789 1 month ago
LMAO change the name of cacoddy to whats that fukcin smell billy ur a ledgend :)
87654321j 1 month ago
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Thumbs up if you want Scotland to be independent again !
I'm also proud of my British Heritage and history and the things we have all achieved together, but the days of the Empire are long gone.... Nearly every country under British control has became independent. Now it's time for the countries of Britain to become independent ! Independent or not, Scotland, England and Wales will always share this glorious island and we will always defend it with every fibre of our being !
glasgow1234 4 months ago
its the a T
God4Dunoon 5 months ago
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00:33 OF COURSE IT WAS FUCKING RAINING!
bombaroberto 6 months ago
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bombaroberto 6 months ago
Born an raised. No place better
07CantonaKing 9 months ago
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Scotland, what a fucking dump.
MyMerlin1 9 months ago
@MyMerlin1 fuck you ya cunt
jnrgw 9 months ago
@MyMerlin1 Am gonnae cut ye, ye cunt. FREEDOM!
ochnaymebrain 8 months ago
@MyMerlin1 Well said. Scotland is a complete shithole, and populated by inbred ginger skirt-wearing cunts.
MrFlibble2011 2 weeks ago
is that a donut or am a rang!!!!!!!! no ur right its a am rang
gunny112 10 months ago
the stealworks club in methil where the dog had a shit on the floor
gunny112 10 months ago
So glad I have a few drops of Scottish blood in these veins
fred6059 10 months ago
How I remember this man from the 'East Fife Roadshow' This man reminds me of a certain RAF place in Fife.
seaeaacr1 1 year ago
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Damned England! You should die. Long Scotland lives
hoschi3366 1 year ago
@hoschi3366 Have a go if you think you're hard enough, you little Jock queer
MrFlibble2011 2 weeks ago
There is nothing like live in Scotland but racisim
You201088 1 year ago
EPIC funny. Billy Connolly be the best comedian evar!
mitsuturbotony 1 year ago
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doctorbacon99 1 year ago
Awesome
LVEMEDO 1 year ago 5
oor billy connolly esq
dixiebhoy 1 year ago 3
Course it was Fuckin Rainin' Lol
HardikG121 1 year ago
He's silly and perfect
CaledoniaJeanne 1 year ago
God Billy, I love you.
15O493x 1 year ago
how he says fucken just makes everything more hilarious
Alexandrarghh 1 year ago 5
love scottland. Im english. but i dont hate scottish people or scottland. I love the outer hebrides islands though .. beautiful views
hivesstandard 1 year ago 2
Two Scottish poofs Ben Doon & Phil McCrevis walk into a male brothel. Ben said "Were both feeling kinky, how much for humiliation?" The pimp said "£38.95 each" Phil said "£38.95 ! what dya you get for that ? " The pimp said " An England shirt !"
ALBIONTYKE 1 year ago
Love Billy........pure genius x
caireen4 1 year ago
Billy Connely had his ass kicked out of Scotland,,,,and good riddens !
shallow2 1 year ago
I'm English but i would love to go to Scotland
halloweenteen 1 year ago
I'm 100% (ooh yeah!), like most Scottish people a know, I'm no gonnae lie, but they hate the English. A don't though, we've had some extraordinary battles with each other and I respect the English for that. A hate the English bloody media though, the papers, gossip and all that shite.
Anyway, am Scottish and Proud. And Billy Connely is a bloody legend!!!
jakxcombat 1 year ago
@jakxcombat I'm with you all the way exept fron the English bit. I'm not too keen on them exept from the ones who act like scotsmen
ShotokanKarateMan1 1 year ago
does everyone notice how every brilliant thing comes form the native Scotland
Angus young - Ac/Dc
Bon Scott - Ac/Dc
Malcom Young Ac/Dc
Craig Ferguson - Talk Show Host
stujam2 1 year ago
@stujam2 and just to be mean,the t.v was made by a scotsman and the telephone :)
ranbrent 1 year ago
wtf is this about oh i'm 16.943% scottish lol
ure from where u where born
i am scottish, my ancestors come from italy, spain and ireland i'm not im not itaspanirish
Antzcceltic1 1 year ago
I'm 45% scottish and Connelly is the best. Love it!!!!
warland99 1 year ago
@warland99 45 percent?
CaledoniaJeanne 1 year ago
Fantastic :):):)
djangiebaby 1 year ago
I'm English and I love Scotland
tim1986dow 1 year ago
The Scots were forced into the British Union by King James Stewart. He signed the treaty without the backing of the Scottish.
As far as I'm concered, I'm Scottish, not British.
chadscotland 1 year ago 4
Same
jakxcombat 1 year ago
@chadscotland
Couldn't have put it better myself
glasgow1234 1 year ago
88 are you gay?
amsitv 2 years ago
88durham - actually they didnt. Most of the Scots at that time didnt want anything to do with England. They joined the Union through the greedy doings of a 'parcel of rogues', against the wishes of the majority. They should have been shot for treason.
daisy2121 2 years ago 4
I'm English with a quarter Scottish blood.
Now them Scots keep us (british) grounded.
We would get over our head without them.
Scottish don't fuck about, and they aren't all politically correct like pure english can be, and I'm fucking grateful for that.
Cheers lads.
ExtremeBogom 2 years ago 50
@ExtremeBogom
Wooww....
An english person(3/4 or how much you are) saying nice things about scottish people! :D
i am touched! Usually we just get slagged
Thanks :L
GemmaaGhee 1 year ago
@ExtremeBogom you're entirely welcome man!
ShotokanKarateMan1 1 year ago
@ExtremeBogom "us (British)" ? I'm Scottish and I consider myself British... though wasn't that a standard observation? Or do England really only mean Wales and themselves when they say Britain? I thought so.
NatureLiving 1 year ago
@NatureLiving
No your right, were all British.
But what I meant was that you Scots have a distinct character from the rest of us.
Scots are more vigilant, and more "aware".
Being up north, around those mountains, and more viking blood in your veins and all that must play a part.
From the way you talk too, like "get a grip mon". Or "dinne fuk aroon". Fucking love that shit.
It's the counterpoint to traditional English over-politeness, and oh so needed.
Cheers.
ExtremeBogom 1 year ago 8
@ExtremeBogom The Jocks are a bunch of skirt-wearing cowards. Nothing more.
MrFlibble2011 2 weeks ago
@MrFlibble2011 Jocks are what made the British empire mate...Best soldiers in the world.
ranbrent 1 week ago
i love Billy Connoly AND Scotland.
politicalninja2044 2 years ago 4
Aaargh fuck it! I'm going to Scottland!! :P
redfoxonstilts 2 years ago 2
am fi scotland methil in fact na eplace is better scottish nd proud of it
wolosackyjlad 2 years ago 14
@wolosackyjlad I agree (Quinn from dundee)
ShotokanKarateMan1 1 year ago
I love scotland so much. Proud to be scottish.
cool18a 2 years ago 7
INDEPENDENT SCOTLAND NOW !
IndependentScotland 2 years ago 7
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oh get lost i live in northumberland and we are getting sick of england and scotland! keep ya shit in westminster and ya ugly face in edinburgh! you joined the fucking union by choice live with it!!!!
88durham 2 years ago
ryanlynn,, a hink ur thinkin of where a live m8, paisley.
anoo alex dunn n margeret, well a dnt ma parents dae
YunggPaisleyyBoyy 2 years ago
I'm from Michigan, USA, I spent a month in Scotland near Glasgow. I can't remember the name of the town? It was Christmas & New Years Eve holiday 1973. I loved it so much, the people are grand! I was wondering, if anybody could help me? I'm looking for a person, Alex Dunn? He would be in his mid 50's now. Our Birthdays are July 15th & 16th, in the mid 50's. Alex has a sister, Margaret, maybe a years older? I've been looking for Alex for 5 years. I want to know has he's doing? Tell him, Cathy
ryanlynn146 2 years ago
Try face book--
akmediascope 2 years ago
When the swearing starts you know the ideas have run out.
yiblon 2 years ago 3
At 2:51 you hear someone cheering from the audience! They must be a Fifer!
sergeantfan 2 years ago 4
i love this man
nokiannie 2 years ago 4
hah i'm from Kirkcaldy and thats freakin hilarious... "they were gonna change the name of Kirkcaldy to "What the fuck is that smell" .. quality!
morrislewison 2 years ago 6
"Im tired of people coming up to me and saying i went to Scotland and it was raining....OF COURSE IT WAS FUCKING RAINING!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YA THINK SCOTLAND IS THE FUCKING PIRANESE?!!...TAKE A RAINCOAT YA STUPID FUCKER!!.....lmao
misfitfiend83 2 years ago 7
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Scotland was the result of England taking a dump
Vunhopper 2 years ago
You know the English are foreign invaders? England used to belong to the welsh, before you jerks invaded.
Why don't you go home, ya hun?
QuietReckoning 2 years ago 3
You obviously don't know your geography.
scotlandsarmy 2 years ago
did you not see the new sign post on the border??? it reads: WELCOME TO SCOTLAND, SORRY FOR THE SHITE YOU HAD TO DRIVE THROUGH TO GET HERE!!!
Theres only one good road in england....n thats the wan that takes you out of it lol
ps......scottish living in england for 7yr ....so i no what im talking about
sumhinsilly 2 years ago 5
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racist scumbag!
88durham 2 years ago
I am from fife. Folks from Methil, wonderful to hear about a small place that has such big character.
lesbeanie 2 years ago 5
I love this guy hes fantastic he never lost his Scottish patter could watch this guy all day cheers me up when im down proud to be a scots to from Glasgow
nokiannie 2 years ago 6
He's right, Fife is an awesome place...make sure you go along the East Nuek
sergeantfan 2 years ago 5
I really don't have a favorite place in Scotland but he's soooooo right about the rain...I'm a skateboarder and I can't have that...so Thank God they have in-door parks.
ckyboy12 2 years ago 2