He Don't Come Easy (apologies to Ringo Starr & George Harrison)

[777Atum]

When Jesus comes should I spit or swallow?

[psofic2]

+1 for pic of our 47my old ancestor

[philosophicalreason]

Ok No forgiveness for you how dare you insult Ringo,next time i see you your going to get twenty lashes with a wet noodle

[machomaas]

Love all your vids.

But...

"The definition of insanity blah blah blah.." is still one of the dumbest sayings I've ever heard. Clearly, doing something over and over and expecting the same result is the definition of stupidity not insanity.

[ozmoroid]

@machomaas Granted. I was attempting to use it in jest.

[wideosvatcher]

jesus is coming....who cares? i'd rather see a sexy girl coming,

[Yallniggasbetrollin]

This has to be on Rock Band

[MrLeedsman]

Well done Oz

[Muhtadin]

Christians, have you ever possibly considered that maybe Jesus isn't returning because he is DEAD?!?!

[mercilessMiracles]

I don't come easy...

[OgreVI]

Actually, I thought the voice had a distinct Johnny Rotten vibe to it.

[LeoAutodidact]

But if he comes back, all those Preachers would have to actually do something "Useful" for their "Daily Bread."

"If I wanted to work for a living I wouldn't have gone to Divinity School!"

[JoeDixon]

That was great.

[subductionzone]

To steal an old joke:

Jesus is coming soon!!

Really? I didn't even know that he was breathing heavy.

[JesterAzazel]

@subductionzone

Rofl

[ssimon64]

Great video ozmoroid. As always.

[uvauva2]

That chart at 2:26 looks awesome... Sauce?

[ozmoroid]

@uvauva2 They've really worked out all the details for the believers vs. unbelievers.

[dgeypscun]

Awesome!

[ozmoroid]

@dgeypscun Thanks. Someday we need to do a music w/ puppets collaboration. 

[bigboy45454545]

The singing is horrible so I love it ozmoroid, but great content on the fairytale.

[ozmoroid]

@bigboy45454545 Hah hah, yeah I suck hard at singing, so I try to play up the comedy effect of my sux.

[endergt]

Saw a church sign the other day... "Autumn Leaves... Jesus Doesn't"

I was like... aren't you waiting for him to come back? meaning... he LEFT!?

[ozmoroid]

@endergt You bring up a very good point.

[Boepyne]

A good one Oz (you don't mind if I call you Oz?). Takes me back, I'd fogotton that song.

[ozmoroid]

@Boepyne Its a great tune.

[kalsolarUK]

lol, just great!

[ozmoroid]

@kalsolarUK Thanks.

[EmpiricalTruth]

"Soon" to an eternal being means those who are waiting could be waiting an awful long time.

[ozmoroid]

@EmpiricalTruth "Soon" might be during the next Big Bang - Big Crunch cycle or something. ;-)

[TheFaithCheck]

I love the worn out signs.

[ozmoroid]

@TheFaithCheck And the Model T with "Jesus is coming soon" - that reminded me of my Grandma who thought the Day of Judgement might come "soon." She thought this from about 1910 through 1985.

[bvwatcher2]

Still waiting.

[ozmoroid]

@bvwatcher2 and the waiting room is quite full.

[masluxx]

they got the same results, they made money.

[ozmoroid]

@masluxx Hee hee, yeah, the televangelists are the last ones who want Jesus to "return." It'd put a dent in their income.

[Rationalific]

When Jesus and I are together, I always come first.

[ozmoroid]

@Rationalific Think about baseball or something.

[philhellenes]

Solo went through the roof, Man. I saw it, I swear. It just got up, smiled, said goodbye to the bullshit, and then it went straight through the roof and was free. :)

[ozmoroid]

@philhellenes Thanks for the kind words. George Harrison was underrated as a guitarist. At first I thought I would try to come up with something of my own. But when I really listened to what he did I realized it was the perfect fit to the tune.

[AuntieDiluvian]

AWESOME!! I would have killed to do the back-up vocals. Oo oo (oo oo ) oo oo (oo oo) Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. Lovely work :))

[ozmoroid]

@AuntieDiluvian Hey, there's an idea. Let's collab on the next one.

[AuntieDiluvian]

@ozmoroid Any time :)

[colourmegone]

Jesus ain't a-comin', he jes breathin' hard....

[ozmoroid]

@colourmegone I think he fakes it most of the time.

[rriverstone1]

Dis goze rite up on my blog an into facebuk cuz dis is da bomb. Y'all worked yer asses off on this. Nicely done.

[ozmoroid]

@rriverstone1 Thanks!

[lardo444]

good 1 oz, i got a few laughs out of it. but, if jeewiz does come back by thanksgiving i hope he stops at my house cuz i have some water i need turned into wine. lol

just sayin, peace.

[ozmoroid]

@lardo444 I wonder if he can do beer too?

[God4you100]

@ozmoroid lol, yeah the new improved jeewiz does beer and whiskey.

[nixdorfbrazil]

Liked, Favorited, Shared, Posted, Commented. Awesome! Is there anything else that I can do to this video become viral?

[ozmoroid]

@nixdorfbrazil Thanks for your enthusiasm. I'm always happy when someone gets some enjoyment out of one of my vids. 

[Zentz29]

Jesus never got any pussy. Any chick could make him cum REAL easy!

=p

[ozmoroid]

@Zentz29 I wonder what he's holding out for?

[Bigmariofan]

Thanks for putting a smile on my face :D I always love your songs! Keep up the good work!

[ozmoroid]

@Bigmariofan Glad you enjoyed it.

[wearealltubes]

It's so obvious. Who ever got the girl/boy by begging, praying and generally obsessing about them? I'm not saying that you need to play hard to get, but grovelling for someone to be with you is a huge turn off for any self-respecting person. I bet that if all these Christishianisanistmists just sent Jesus a text saying "hey buddy, long time no see, how are you? we're having a Bar Mitzvah BBQ party, we'd all like to see you - no water into wine requests, we promise LOL" he'd be right over.

[ozmoroid]

@wearealltubes I think you nailed it. As soon as Christian starts to fade away - boom - Jesus will decide it's time to show up.

[wearealltubes]

@ozmoroid Totally - if they just dropped the Jesus fetish and became Zoroastrian, Jesus would be all over them. He'd play it cool at first and be all like "I really value our friendship, let's stay in touch", but as soon as they were tipsy and alone he'd up their knickers like an undead Elvis at a barefoot grandma party.

[colourmegone]

@ozmoroid I disagree, I think Bill Hicks was right; so long as Christians keep worshiping crosses he ain't coming back. I mean if they crucified you once and you know what it feels like and they're obviously just itching to do it again 'cause they've all got 'em right there ready to go...

[billygutter01]

Fucking awesome! Thank you, sir!

[ozmoroid]

@billygutter01 Youre most welcome.

[Armageddon0mega]

What the fuck is this?

[sugmegpls]

haha kickass

[ozmoroid]

@sugmegpls Thanks.

[darkwhitedirewolf]

Collaborate with Weird Al soon?

[ozmoroid]

@darkwhitedirewolf Weird Al is great. I went to see him live once. He's one of my role models for this stuff.

[WildwoodClaire1]

super!

[ozmoroid]

@WildwoodClaire1 Thanks Claire

[ZenoFerox]

Jesus is coming oon. Like it!

[ozmoroid]

@ZenoFerox Thanks.

[Wrath0fKhan]

Jesus is coming soon? Damn... Happy Jesus! ;-)

[ozmoroid]

@Wrath0fKhan He had to pay extra for the "happy ending."

[Wrath0fKhan]

@ozmoroid

I knew it all the time, ozmo! Thanks for sharing, thanks for making me smile. :-)