Dick Towel

[QTIP298]

where can i get one??????

[TobiusMcKenzie]

Wow this is awkward to watch

[jtanton10]

I'm still waiting for Dayman to go Platinum.

[tetracatredoblehp]

worst comercial ever

[Haloskulls117]

were these videos meant to be this crapy?

[jessiemisty101]

@Haloskulls117 they're from a tv show and yes they are :)

[Haloskulls117]

@jessiemisty101 i know, i watch this show all the time.

[gerve103]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2011

[StupidVideosDotComCo]

@gerve103 who cares?

[sainten001]

Ok i have only watched its always sunny for a few months but never heard em use jabroni......hiyooooo bitches

[EnterShikari777]

@sainten001 It's on the episode called "Mac's Big Break"

[PaweLBeatz]

@sainten001 You're gonna want to brush up on your hockey words.

[theFuckhole69]

@sainten001 watch the episode, i have never been more serious about anything in my entire life

[TheFreakifier]

IT'S REAL :D

[bananaear]

gotta have functionality with your comedy

[ShookOnesTO]

dick towel, kitten mittens, wine in a can... what haven't they thought of.

[COPPERH3ART]

lol

[Imontheinternet111]

egg

[kjmoon21]

@sainten001 watch It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia



[bjorsak]

My friend Mike Sammons, Proprietor, wears a dick towel. His number is 713-624-0921. If y'all curious, just call. Dat all...

[WastedSystem12]

wheres my Paddy's Stress Ball

[Ezekial88]

Thought the 5s black screen at the beginning was hilarious, anyone else get the amateur film making joke in there?

[acetellaful]

fuck this i want some kitten mittens

[simpsons4life333]

omfg i got my dick towel. i got laid six times in twenty minutes. *experiences my vary*

[funwithgoats01]

Jabrony.

[cyrus138]

i like how he says "oh shit there's a hot chick" but she isn't. i'd still bang her though.

[Slyther83]

@cyrus138 lmao

[michaelbasaldua]

now why cant i wake up at 3am and see infomercials like that!

[preput]

i preferred the version where there was no color

[michaelbasaldua]

@preput me 2 i was kinda disapointed

[sohana00]

aahhey anyone want to play wIth me

[SickMcNasty08]

I want a dick towel so bad hahahaha

[Epimpin101]

lol they wasted all there dick towel money on that pdiddy shrimping boat.

[94talonES]

did I get you cricket??!

[CompeShow2]

I actually want one! I'll pay the $19.95

[Cfordfan4]

what is that a jar of?

[Jimmywinkel]

@Cfordfan4

hahaha omg that sentence had me rewinding and laughing for so long... fucking amazing comment XD...

[scrubrat90]

ooops! I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!

[kjmoon21]

Dick Towel is for Jabronies.

[9ish]

@kjmoon21 lol

[sainten001]

@kjmoon21 what the hell is a jabronie? is this still 2002?

[python2626]

@sainten001 character from always sunny uses the word but The Rock gets paid one dollar everytime the word is spoke

[inuyashagirl82]

OOOooH... Thats BiiiGG... Thats a Monsteeeer Dick.

[440hondaex]

ARE YOUR CATS TOOO LOUD..

[scientheism]

I bought my very own dick towel from the site a while ago. But what a goddamn ripoff!It shrunk when i put it in the washer. Now all i'm left with is a dickerchief.

[suspekt29]

@scientheism LOL

[KnasiTaket]

Damn i didnt expect to find this when i searched for it! love the show

[MrDavidRotten]

Still waiting for my "Kitten Mittens" man thees cats are noisy.

[ReinEngel2]

How can I invest in your Dick Towel idea, good sirs?

[schruted]

we're gonna hit you where it hurts....your dick!

[Cazz814]

I want some milk steak after seeing this. Boiled hard and with a side of your best raw jellybeans.

[spankycorkforker]

where can you buy the gun with tequila bullets?

[lesboognish]

Later dudes! S you in your A's, Dont wear any C's, and J all over your B's

[Slipsnob]

loooooool

[jeff031793]

crime stinks: the smell of penetration

[elchoaro800]

@jeff031793 he NOSE the truth

[PepitoneConQueso]

Do you find this turns you on?

[noblealumni]

i want the flipadelphia shirt

[fmcambo6251]

lmao dennis wearing the flipadelphia shirt

[KE5HOB]

I dropped my monster condom for my Magnum dong!

[chubs6579]

Isnt that girl Dennis's wife?

[solidkingcobra]

@chubs6579 naw, its actress who played Kaylee on DENNIS SYSTEM.

[lil3nicky3]

@solidkingcobra NOPE

[solidkingcobra]

@lil3nicky3 naw the Cute Pharmacist on the DENNIS System is Glenn's wife. that's what i meant.

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

Kitten Mittons... you'll be smitten!

[Fumblingpoetess]

Funny. Functional.  Sexual. Totally bad ass. I just ordered two.

[LordHines420]

why did he hook up with her.....

[omatu1]

aaaaaaaaaawsome lol

[Azael666]

My Milksteak brings all the boys to the bar.

[tenvol823]

WILD CARD, BITCHES!!!!!

[tmxd81]

bird???????????????????

[peopleplz]

Flipadelphia shirt? hellzzzz yeah

[bronzeprince]

i got mine thanks dick towel

[3stHyphen]

these guys are genius

[blacklabel015]

Flip, flip, flip-adelphia! haha

[bronzeprince]

I got my dick towel now I have sexy time with ladies and party in my pants. High five thanks dick towel

[tubetubetube]

@bronzeprince lol you are so funny bronzeprince.

[Xtremebyrd2k6]

this makes me think sunny is real

[FollowersofDamu]

why use a towel when you live in a nudist colony

[sscbs]

That's awesome, that's the smallest bird that I've ever seen!

[juryandexecutioner]

Classic Sunny!

[karottensaft2k6]

nice 5stars

[BonelessSausage]

When I thought of this when I was 8 it wasn't funny. Still isn't. The youth are idiots.

[dreamxnightmare]

coming from someone who's youtube name is "boneless sausage".....

[BonelessSausage]

Took you 6 days for that retort. You're a quick one Ace.

[dreamxnightmare]

I just looked at this video yesterday...so it took me a few minutes lol-- i obv didn't POST the video or see your comment right when you posted it

[stevnoof121]

shadddd uppp u ol bag o bones

[charpmike35]

humm with all those great ideas it makes sense you didn't have time to learn basic grammer.

[BonelessSausage]

Brilliant kid. Think of that yourself or did that come from the 6 year old boy tied up in your attic? humm...

[lzepp220]

You do realize this is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek, right? The whole episode is about terrible infomercial products.

[BonelessSausage]

All my comments are tongue in cheek. People just crack me up at taking things serious. My meaness is just an act. Also, very beer inspired. :)

[lzepp220]

Then I tip my hat to you, good sir!

[MrDavidRotten]

Just Bought mine!! I can't frigin wait till summer!

[Superwondermanhyper]

Oh shit there's a hot chick.

I will get laid too with Dick Towel

[jessekillerkay]

i love my dick towel!

[savdavid]

Not funny.

[HALEterSkelter]

I just got my dick towel today and already i am the funniest and sexiest person in town.

Thank you Dick Towel!!!!

[fourmalina]

i'm a hot chick and it so turns me on.

[Bubbles424tdb]

hahaha this made me laugh

[solidkingcobra]

Demonstrate Value

Engage Physically

Nurturing Dependence

Neglect Emotionally

Inspire Hope

Separate Entirely.

[Accipiter22]

@solidkingcobra Move-In After Completion

[toddpinkstonisgod]

I get the scraps!

[colin749]

Move in

And

Close

[toddpinkstonisgod]

You mean:

Move in

After

Completion

[WeJustGotColorTV]

@solidkingcobra I just have a magnum condom in my wallet, so when I get it out to pay for something, women think I have a magnum dong.

[costanovamusic]

"Oops I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!"

[thebomb2520]

lol isn't that from the DENIS system episode?

[irishbearcat2006]

No. Kitten Mittons. They were all trying to figure out something to sell at Paddy's Pub:

D-Towel

Gunshot Shot Gun

Nudie Pen

EGG!

[ryoma22454]

lmao

[veloriumcaptain]

Move in

After

Completion

[luvsthewnba]

@solidkingcobra i just realized ive just completed these stages

[Tewyel]

@solidkingcobra  what...does...that...mean...?

[solidkingcobra]

@Tewyel I see that you're new.

[stinknay]

hey - how many towels have you guys sold?

[stinknay]

awesome!!!!!!1

[KERJER111]

Hhhahahahaha best show eVARR

[teamhex]

I love always sunny man, best show ever.

[flammindestruction]

i ordered 7 and wore it to school. then i sold 1 for 2cent to a girl she was so embaresed she didnt even know the pic on it

[SnappyPenguins]

Best comment. Thumbs up.

[ingibingi2000]

america rocks,England is rainy and small

[solidkingcobra]

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

[lonewatchman]

FAGS!!!!!!

[Superwondermanhyper]

ASIP is the shit! Nice ad bro!

[LippyProductions]

Ctfxc Sent me. Ftw

[laurenstrec]

Bought this as a Xmas gift; was def a favorite. Such a great video-- I love ASIP!!!!!!!!!!

[Wolfwood93]

i ordered 6...

[nyknickerbockers2010]

haha @ the end, do you want the 6 bucks? i'll take the 6 bucks back hahah

[eatmealiveplease]

FLIP FLIP FLIP-A-DEL-PHIA

[bagofgoldenhammers]

I rofl that about 99% of these guys don't know what it's from. I'm tying their shirts in knots.

[dbleserman]

dude how much rittarol did u take snuff?

[mikeyowns]

@bagofgoldenhammers

do their taxes so the IRS audits the piss out of them next year.

[ratm239]

@eatmealiveplease But im the adelphia

[JackG2]

God, this is my favorite show on television.

[stinknay]

it's a show? what show is it?

[JackG2]

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

The episode that this idea came out of in particular is hilarious.

[angeltroea]

ORDER NOW

[StarSukasa]

I want Mac's "dicktowel" hat too!

[mastern1274]

look at 1:19

she has a FLIP-A-DEL-PHIA SHIRT

where can i get one of those!

[neo7101]

AWESIME!!!!!!

HILARIOUS!!!!

[kinneas]

It's always sunny is fucking amazing.

[entropyness]

lmao

[zepfloydgirl]

the fake laughing is the best part

[HomeReality]

man mac dennis and charlie are just fuckin hilarious

[FlameWarStarter]

BEST.

SHOW.

EVER.

[sapphyreseraph]

Wore this to a nudist beach xD People were like, "Hey he's covered up! oh wait he's not! Wait he is... but it makes him look naked... but he's not... and it's a nude beach..." I got very confused looks xD

[letsgomets07]

JUST GOT MINE YESTERDAY FUCKIN LOVE IT

[vennic]

Does it come in bronze?

[aStarFishPrime]

i love the "o shit , there's a hot chick"

[Fliperjf]

Huhauhauhauhauhaahu

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia é foda!

[hotelfoxtrotB]

funniest thing on youtube!!

[chrome00]

I saw this video a couple weekss before I got into Sunny. Obviously had no idea it was Mac and Dennis til I saw the dick towel episode. Ive caught up on all 5 seasons in like 2 days, greatest show ever

[Jet124]

@chrome00 exact same for me

[youknowoz]

hahahah the laughing is so funny

[tanman32123]

pause at 1:46 !

[GaeaRage]

HUGE COCK!!!

[qwillis79]

Funny. Functional. Sexual.

[NiggaTubeDotCom]

yous guys rules

[ummzahra]

fuckin awesome! lmfao !!

[ninebritishships]

Glorious.

[Rextacy3]

Really? I wonder why...

[yungceezy10]

@peperonyandchease it is them haha

[tomcrews1]

I like the hat lol

[Beccathepromomami]

Dick Towels are more racist than band-aids. JUST SAYIN'....

[littlerich]

lol...  you'll scare everyone off the beach

[teipoi]

Or is it?

[emsoapbox]

"That's a huge dick! Biggest dick you've ever seen right?"

[123Judge123]

love the show, died laughing when I saw this video.

[nukunukufufu]

why are they just now airing the pilot to the series :p

[croat88]

"Everybody dance now"

[LouisNavor]

I'd buy one. XD

[CABLETHRASH]

hahaha

[darkwatch1234]

would i get kicked out of the pool with 1 of those?