Peep Show S02E02 P03

[TINOFRAN]

You really have to wonder why this show struggles with ratings... its such fukin intelligent humor....do people just not want to think anymore... ya go watch "reality" bullshit and forget about thinking while u laugh....

[technojools]

Nice packet of Crunchy Nut you've got here.. pretty expensive as I recall.

[ClassicalCurator]

Most hilariously ironic ending ever

[booley]

"It's ok, he doesn't have any feelings. Racists dont' have feelings. They're sub human"

Funny but I actually felt bad for Daryl. Sure he's a nazi but other then that he's a nice guy.

[ANJO280]

Racists dont have feelings. They´re subhuman. :D oh my god

[Dixonag]

HAHAHA "what do you think hands?" "crack, give me crack!"

[Campusanis]

It's the 21st century, no one actually likes each other anymore... Yeah.

[babybooo2]

"I don't want to teach the world to sing! That would be horrible!" hahahaha

[babybooo2]

"You know, you say potato, I say tomato....lets call the whole off" LOL

[AbduCola]

I think Marks terrifying, like serial killer status..

[zOMGLaserGunzPewPew]

"Racists don't have feelings their sub-human" lol. I literally peed a little in my boxers at that.

[DiamondSoul]

Valium up the asshole, live and learn.

[beex85]

ah the tetris song :P

[depaderico]

I didn't get why Mark bro-dumps Darryl rather than, say, explaining the awkwardness of Darryl's racism and --maybe-- influencing him toward being less racist.

[juniwilliams]

@depaderico from what iv gathered, Mark typically tries to avoid confrontation by all means when he can

[coolmaster568]

the guy in the recording studio looks like Karl Pilkington

[SaulMeyersz]

@coolmaster568 i was like oh craps its karl..

he used to work in radio lol

[Nexius8]

Love the way after he calls Darrel a nazi a blonde girl looks offended. You just can't win Mark.

[thanatosNunquam]

'Punch him? I can't even make a fist!'

[DrScandalous]

What did you think hands ? "crack... just give me crack"

[robjs89]

BNP jazz combo hahah

[deep2one]

"good riddance you.. uh.. fucking.. nazi¿"

[Jay4P]

I love the way Mark hesitates when he is calling Darrel a nazi at the end hahha

[PromisedDodos]

"You say patato, I say tomato.."

[ChristopherDone]

Just a bunch of mates playing a lovely game of baseball. Genius.

[XxRynethxX]

Oh Crunchy Nut <3

[Stormtjakka]

Ur not meant to cook it its supposed to be raw!

[Albionwhore]

Oi, that's Karl Pilkington in the studio with 'em. Legend!

[camisacook]

love mark when he's walking in the room, already apologising..haha

"nice packet of crunchy nut cornflakes you ave here, expensive as i re-call....."

[ThePsychicMantis]

A lesson to everybody: Everybody needs friends. Islamists, racists, nazist, scientologists, moroms. Most people who are dragged into extremisism are lonely peple, and who knows, maybe Mark could have saved Darren?

[wannabepilotify]

That's a nerf baseball bat...

"Punch him with the glove...." priceless

[lkrnpk]

@wannabepilotify is it really impossible to punch someone with the glove? I'm a European, I wouldn't know if you can make a fist or not.... never have played baseball, never will :D

[SaulMeyersz]

@lkrnpk your closed minded way is perfect.

you must be a racist

[LeBubblesSan]

@lkrnpk I once tried to punch someone whilst wearing a baseball glove.

It didn't work.

(The actual answer to your question: Yes, it is impossible, as the leather is pretty stiff and the inside is lined and padded. If I recall correctly, anyway, given I haven't played baseball or any variation since I was about eight.)

[PassionateMistress]

NOT THE CRUNCHY NUT!!! Omg I was pissing myself!

[Chrijz]

They're implying that muslims and jews cannot also be racists... Politically correct idiots. /watch?v=ctJzv0rRtS4

[c0ddlefl0p]

FLOSS IS BOSS.

[Shiryutherain]

the Nazi took one for the team, nice

[weavehole]

Is anyone else working their way through all 7 series again after the chrimble epi?

[cjcourtneyify]

come on super hans lets get you some crack - lmfao

[danielitro1]

"racist don't have feelings, they're subhuman"

[Chrijz]

@danielitro1 Turning the Western world into an Afreakan cesspool and making people of European heritage extinct, makes you human?

[Karl145]

lol those baseball bats are made of foam

[green11420]

5 minutes in... they toss down his post, they spill his cereal... in a serious film, they would break things like vases, and shit. LOL I found that so funny.

[jillaaree]

@green11420 This is SO funny! 

[LeatherCladVegan]

*quote from the show* lol.

28 thumbs up please.

[Peta659]

FUCK OFF THOUGHT POLICE! I KNOW WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST HAVE OUR DIFFERENCES!)}>

[Mountdark]

From Crack to valium … mmm...

[chubbsuperfly]

"I can't even make a fist!" Effing funny English wankers...hate them all. 'Specially English racists comics with tv shows...what's that about, then? Aluminium...and keBAB...gets me every time. Oh, and the Jews!

[dooch31]

hhahaha hes threatning with a foam bat lol

[shasta723]

@Fishlights dont you mean ironey

[sanjeev82]

look people theres no reason to type out the quotes from the show. we get the jokes. theyre funny. why do you people insist on...like...demonstrating that you have a sense of humor. oh at at freeform83...we get the irony you arent the only person who understands it. you're not so special. you all ruin the show when i read below and you spoil all the funny parts for everyone.

[stevieglegend2007]

you are a rubbih head, hows that for a quote,

mines a pint

[Jonstern1983]

True guys.

[shasta723]

@sanjeev82 good point snjeev i agree with you 100% all the quotes and the "look at me guys i get the references" can get really annoying, i usually dont look at them whilst watching it

[whiterzz]

Watch before you read, dumbass

[pmadie16]

I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!

And we're feeling a little bit clumsy.*drops magazine* Whoops.

Goodness, Webb and Mitchell are hilarious! Or is it Mitchell and Webb? The world may never know!

[SocoJM]

Is it just me, or does the guy at 2:33 look like Karl Pilkington at that angle?

[chinesechicken89]

@SocoJM naah, head too oval =)

[Nnirvania]

benetton. lawl!

[sumoni]

Whoops! There goes the post. Very scary Jez.

[pob2221]

@sumoni

yeahhh! he's frightening!

[SoylentGreeeen]

"Racists don't have feelings, they are subhuman."

Oh, the irony. I love it.

[freeform83]

@SoylentGreeeen

I don't think that most of the people posting that quote on here really understand the irony.

[SoylentGreeeen]

I got 6 thumps up. At least 6 people got it.

[dethtiger]

i watched that movie!.

[naffychav]

ahhh karl pilkington

[eedobaba7726]

I like how the announcers I've heard on british TV seem to actually be referring to what's happened, like radio announcers. Not like the canned voice over we have in America.

[WKaliberr]

Superhans is God

[tiernandos]

"Nice..er..packet of Crunchy Nut you got here... pretty expensive as I recall"

[54mwi53]

...pretty expensive as I recall.

[MissusFingerBottom]

haha Mark is so cute in that helpless puppy way...

[ToddSGallows]

This is one of the most quotable shows.

[edpalmersuisse]

"punch him with the glove"

"punch him?... i cant even make a fist"

[edpalmersuisse]

im glad you enjoyed it :)

i know you forgot about it but if you wana see it again go to 5.26

glad i could help, although im not sure where you drew up the conclusion that i gobble cock.

[DefinitelySurely]

"quote from clip that I am repeating even though it's in the clip"

[joshuajethro]

wow you definitely deserve multiple thumbs up for repeating something we've all just watched!

[CookieCrumble47]

that's not in the clip

[clarisa07anko]

You say potato, I say tomato .... lol

[Alesalad]

2pm - tetris remix at 0:52 :D

[hezuoka]

"everything is simple in tetris world"

[commiebobo]

"racists are subhuman" :-D

[bucjo813]

4:20 onwards scene is the best

[kkhazra]

Yes little tetrimenos! You fit neatly together and dissolve, because everything is simple in tetris world...

[KooTheDancer452]

racists dont have feelings; they're subhuman

[rdsearcy]

Why do I have to hit him? You hit him. Punch him with your glove!

Punch him with my...? I can't even make a fist.

LOLOLOLOLOL

[jlim2397]

This is the whole point about contract law!

lol

[juanonlyone]

Nice packet of Crunchy nut u got here , pretty expensive as I recall , not so richj and successful now with a peice of wood in ur face

[dunklezukunft]

Anyone else notice Jez is threatening Gog with a foam bat? lol

[jenesaispas89]

"what do you think superhands?" "...crack, give me crack" haha

[Levanoir]

Drugs and shoes.LMAO

[katyloveday]

Im the waitress in the back ground at frankie and bennys!!!!

[raissac]

Really? This response is 5 months too late, but I think you deserve at least a "Wow!".

Wow!

[Friedl123]

Mark looks like an angel in the studio with the white light.

[graveey]

i only have thick filters, i hate big filters, swan all the way, (nope not a quote just commenting how much i hate big filters) all you backy smokers will no wot im talking bout

[Hogand04]

'punch him? i can't even make a fist'

hahaha

[latebaroque]

the BNP jazz combo lol what an amusing idea, of course a black man invented jazz how ironic

[chocosparx]

really?!?!?! wow. i think that they are generally disliked concepts m8. :]

[martgonzo]

nah theyre all the rage down my way

[ChuckMckagan]

tetris world :o  :)

[ILoveGodzilla]

Hey they cut some out WTF where's "maybe I should confront him again...more...."

[DiamondSoul]

that's part 2, before this.

[ZodiacManiac22]

haha "and good riddens ya fucking...nazi!"

[SpookyPandaMan]

Ah Mark i see your on Tetris

Enjoying it in Tetris world?

[ardiar2011]

The continuity announcer sounded a bit unsure of how to follow the phrase 'Good riddance, you fucking Nazi!'

[allietess]

lol @ all the comments on here

19.F here C0

[monseurkez]

Nice, uh, packet of Crunchy Nut you got here. Quite expensive as i recall.

[jupsto]

funniest part of show so far.

[tra789]

punch him? I can't even make a fist.

[WKaliber1]

I wanna be like Super Hans when I grow up!

[spiffcorgi]

haha low aspirations!

[morrice13]

hehe crunchy nut cornflakes

[cheesy71084]

its a paddeed basball bat lol

[ElijahsImpact]

krish, I see him now, yeah it is

[krish92]

is that karl pilkington?

[ElijahsImpact]

Playing who?

[AntwonWillis]

where where?

[KOkingnufc07]

you say potato i say tomato =]

[MaZZaFaKKaH]

nice packet of crunchy nuts you got here...pretty expensive! super hans rocks!!!

[UKGangstas]

that line cracked me up so much

[Gebublard]

Crack, just gimme crack!

[omc03]

God you people are so annoying for not quoting. Would you please just stop not quoting its really frustrating.

[portersbabe]

Stop not quoting ? So you actually do like the quoting ! lol

[soundslikegreen]

when does mark say that?

[liamn0001]

"not so rich and powerful now with a piece of wood in ur face!" lol

[iamthefaceless]

"nice umm packet or crunchy nut you got here...pretty expensive as i recall..." love itttt and when mark takes over the phone and starts going on about sushi loll

[flagga]

"What do you think Super Hans?"

"Crack...."

[bennyboy1888]

whoops!

[jjeffs07]

this is the whole point of contract law..... haha loved dat, learnt it last year

[sunshadow69]

amen to that!

[hipelephant]

...come on superhands lets get you some crack...

[azzaboi93]

yh it is actually

[tom9172]

thats no karl.

[whatafuckinghero]

"Nice uh, nice Packet of Crunchy Nut you got here, Pretty expensive as I recall" ahahahahah HERO

[bj0k3r0]

"...Crack, just give me crack."

hahahahahahahaha

[emjaymoggs]

i know wha u mean...i'v met so many people like him.

lots of people i see in school everyday are like this guy. I feel bad for em, all they life they will harbour this pure hatred when guys like us really don't care.

[emjaymoggs]

the racist guy is a great character, on one side he's a "sub-human" racist, and on the other, the bestest frend u can ask for,

Hell of a cantrast.

[LovelyBill]

I work on building sites.. as a builder, with builders. Casual racism can be quite common, but it's usually just young lads who flick through the Daily Star and see their moronic 'Should All Muslims Apologise For All Terrorism? Yes. No.' polls and base their opinions on that. You can usually make them see the error of their ways when you challenge their assertions on a day to day basis, but it's the pseudo-informed Daily Mail clutching Daryl types that are the problem.

[emjaymoggs]

Daryl types lol.

But yh ur right.

[fireexitthataway]

wooot peep show roxx man

[jeremyshambles]

come on super hans lets get you some crack.

[JohnnyEst1986]

I prefer the bit when he twats the fruit with the bat. Such a poor swing lol

[scottyotty2hotty]

Anyone notice that its a foam bat?

[JackDavis16]

no it's not...

[Edwarddiz]

'crack, just give me crack' LOL

[yahooo23092]

agreed :D

[LarryConneely]

punch him? i can't even make a fist!

[TGMF83]

def, lol

[rosieposieouvit]

drugs and shoes.

[Dextrous]

"If you wanna print one of those out, or whatever."

[benjib00]

lol, love that bit!

[SpaceAce92]

"Crunchy nut, pretty expensive as I recall" xD

[acd92]

"good riddens...u fucking nazi"

lolz

[Oli3TB76]

'racists dont have feelings, they're subhuman' LOL quite right

[MargotVoguey]

ahahah yeah LOVED that bit

[martgonzo]

erm i think it was meant to be ironic

[Oli3TB76]

what do u mean by that?

[Nogitsune07]

Because racist usually think themselves better than other races, which means they'd be... superhuman?

[rockstarbar]

brainy comment :)

[angrytubby]

I think maybe its supposed to be ironic in the sense that its objectifying another human - ''theyre subhuman.'' Its like being racist towards a racist.

[ottsands]

"We're feeling a little bit clumsy" and all he does is push some envlopes on the floor.

[marcsurlis]

hahahahahahaha

[nednick06]

"it's supposed to be raw" hahaha

[atomheartbrother]

"crack, just gimmie crack" ahaha

[theorangesmartieBK]

crunchy nut bit was amazing