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  • what kind of Dickhead Made this video!

  • yea it's fuckd up

  • ok, where do we begin?? what the fuck was up with the intro? are you modeling for us? no homo... the music was terrible and you decided to go with walmart comedy!!!! are you high or something? do us all a big favor and never post anything else on youtube. you'll only be embarassing yourself by even reponding to my comment. what a waste of space on the internet. this should be considered spam...

  • man U cut all the fuck,shit,bitch,words from a stand-up,nw tell me wht we supposed 2laugh at........

  • u had it good before the music cut that shit out thats gay

  • I heard the music can also prevent the video from being taken down wile playing the video, I was just glad I was able to hear it.

  • Um...what does 'def' mean?

  • @CptCryBaby def = "wicked", "off da hook"..."fly", "dope"

  • still funny, I had to endure the music. I hope the next time we can have this without the music.

  • Sales pitch! fail !

  • Yea music is all bad news.. but when he seen tyrone this shit took off lol an He aint lyin about a big gurl titties ka-pow ass all smooth an round lol Brain is insanity !!! N what men don't wanna be in a crowd of ppl an get sum perfect stranger(female) in old school fila's holding his nutz (90's) fashion

  • Who the FUCK is an accurate statement for the clip. The music sucks.............

  • This might've been funny in the 90s????? Doesnt hold up today, was bored in 2min.

  • This clip suck!

  • I'm glad he gave us big girls a shout out cause every place on me feel like a muffin

  • I know that this was recorded in House Party movie era but common man? not the music from House Party 2?

  • the music sucks u stupid moron

  • AM I PLAYING 2 VIDEOS AT THE SAME TIME???

  • did i click the right video

  • And to top it off, THE DAMM MUSIC IS STILL PLAYING AFTER THE BIT WAS OVER ! excuse me for screaming.

  • had me trippin 4real...LMFAO...but the music sucks balls....

  • jokes was funny as hell...HATED THE MUSIC AND LONG ASS INTRO!!!

  • It was funny...do you still do stand up comedy???

  • 8:04 to the end was the best part

  • darn that music

  • man woulda been good minus the music wtf

  • Music is SUPER annoying!!!

  • I really couldn't laugh because of the distracting music

  • @VicRoseMusic yea i thought i had another window open and music was up...lol..wtf..

  • cut the music!

  • pity i couldn't even hear the fucking comedian 

  • not funny

  • man u know when theirs music on we cant help but dance, so how u expect us to listen to something when theirs a beat in the background

  • the music is no big deal shut the fuck up.

  • lmaooooo whoever made this video is fucking fuck face

  • He so good the music didn't bother me..

  • he look like DMX the rapper you very funny good show

  • that 90s new jack music is too loud to hear your talent

  • lol.. my boy Teddy Carpenter... one of the greatest to come outta my hometown

  • that was crazy funny the music didnt really bother me.

  • omg, we finally know where chandler gets "wha-pah!" from!!!

  • my internet is friggin slow right now and i was like "oh damn! i love Def Comedy Jam! ah shit it's 9mins long, but it's gonna be worth it, even if my internet is gonna take it forever!" and what do i get?? after waiting for over 20mins of waiting for this to load??? there's music in the background!! WTF. i'm not even gonna watch it now.

  • lol dis shit is da funniest junk ive ever saw

  • I know it's been said a few hundred times, but putting music over a stand-up comedy video is so fucking stupid. I can't watch this, the music ruins it.

  • teddycarpenter.co.ck !

  • why would you put music over jokes.....are you retarded?????

  • that MLKJ impersonation was golden!

  • cut the background music off dickhead!!!

  • that was freakin funny man but still bernie RIP he was the best then eddie griffin then Chappelle n u come next bro but the music that was the best idea

    NOT!!!

  • thumbs up if u found the first 30seconds annoying and long!!

  • @CARN1VOR umm stfu cause i was juss sayin if yall dont like the video the dont watch it and go on with yall life

  • 95% of the bad language cut out?

    what the motherfucking shit is that damn crap all about that you got to censor the motherfucking English language ? bitch

  • whyy the fuck r yall talkin bout the god damn background music shit SHUT THE FUCK UP about it damn if yall dont like it dont watch its as simple as that

  • @MrMArkell96 You are right, i should never watch a run of the mill, poorly produced video again...Oh wait this is Youtube...Guess i should just not have an opinion instead.

  • I saw these clips without the music and they were good. However I think it is more than than arrogant for someone to call their own video the best of something on a show that showcased names that were actually quite accomplished, It is fine to feel that you are good at something but it is ridiculous for one to toot their own horn, How about a slice of humble pie?

  • to hear without music put /watch?v=15ilpHreo0U&feature=r­elated

  • dumb ass music in the background. kill yaself nigga

  • @justrude88 Lmfaoooooo that's fuckin mean

  • the bagground music ruins it

  • Hey there should be a football highlight with a soccergame overlapped .No but realy no one ever post this type of trash not the comedy thats pretty good.

  • Who The FUCK puts music over a stand up !!!

    people can get SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING STUPID!!

  • @sharbilkhoury

    good notice

    

  • @sharbilkhoury

    mmmm...maby some white guy

  • ha

  • whats the name of the song

  • whats the name of the song that is playing in the backgroung???????????

  • Except Eddie Griffin, Chris Tucker and Bernie Mac are the 3 best, so this video title makes no sense...

  • The music killed it big time!

  • any1 knows whose that guy, talks about weed and Jamaica. he has 1 great joke: "U wanna smoke? ; that's great, but let's wait first for plane to land!"

  • I can't even hear

  • I cant believe you got her to do that at the end lol.

  • fucking Legend

  • does anyone have the one where ricky harris does impression of shabba ranks please upload if u do....thanks

  • you da man homie, classic shit. other comics wish they could get a chic to grab they dick on stage. thats classic shit rite dere. unbeatable. music in the background cool.thats oldschool. they dont know about that though. luv you bro keep up the good work. Tha Big Brotha

  • I thought my itunes was playin during this lol

  • Oh my goodness I have truly missed this man? He is sexy and funny as hell...

  • THAT WAS SUM FUNNY ASS SHIT!

  • so funny whaats what song in that dackgrond lol u know that not my time

  • yeah, dude for real, why is the background music playing the whole time, that's not cool at all.

  • LOL U KNO HE FUCKED DAT GIRL AFTER.

  • funny ass dude!! even the music was good, on me bruh

  • The fuck is wrong with you, why do you have that irritaing background music, your a idiot dont make other vids cause you suck at it.

  • music OVER was a bad Idea!!!

  • 5 Star video!

  • richard prior sht was funny

  • thats was pimping how u got the girl to grab ur shit lol keep us laghing man cuz u from where im from

  • My dad told me to tell you...U KNOW DAMN WELL U FROM FALLS CHURCH! lmao

  • "WHEN I FIRST CAME DOWN HERE" lol

  • I remember this fool and his jokes like it was yesterday! I wondered what happened to him.....glad he is getting the exposure he deserves.

  • He looks like Jeffrey from the" fresh Prince of belair"

  • u off the hook babe

  • this man blew up def comedy jam 3 times....

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  • CUT THE BACKGROUND MUSIC DAMN!!!

  • I live his comedy..cause its straight forward original :) And i love Race Jokes.. everyones so protective of theyre race..

    Dont be .. were all fun people :D

  • that was funny thanks for posting

  • LMMFAO dat last cen wit da girl was priceles, from start 2 finish" i like to hold my shit too, yea u know...hold my shit" LMMFAO!!

  • Big Lez.......where are they now

  • If you ever watch a comedy show online you would realize they cut the music when they speak. Because with music you can't really hear it. But it was a good effort.

  • I love the songs in the back round takes me back to the good ol days, the comedian was good also.

  • seek and destroy! lol

  • Cutting out the best curses , This site wasnt specifically made for "infants" , Only the mature , would be mature enough to seek this kinda stuff out , Your a complete fucking tool , and as stated previously , Music almost higher than the voice , Spent more time , Wanker... , Dont do anymore vids.

  • catdog404 teddey carpnter funney man

  • Funny Brother!!

  • TEDDY IS HILARIOUS!!

  • yoo u love your self to much

  • Your an idiot, putting music over something we want to hear. Moron. Dont ever make a video again.

  • LMAO :-)

  • haha...i like to hold my shitt...hilariouis

  • you mutherfucker fucked it up with the music BITCH ASS

  • ya, wtf man.. u ruined it by putting random music over the whole video. I'm sorry to say it, but u suck. Go do something else with your life.

  • tell me.. WHY tha fuck u gon put music over a stand up video..?????????????? spoil tha whole thang

  • y u put da music its 2 loud

  • Teddy i always thought that you were Funny and Sexy as hell and what do you no it hasn't changed

  • u is not lyin girl!!

  • Ted is great. Always wished he would have gotten more national love. A good talent.

  • this guy good

  • TEDDY MAN THAT WAS SO FRIGGIN FUNNY MAN LOOL SHE GARBED YO DICK NIGGA LOOOOOOOL daym

  • yo dat nigga smashed it 2 bitz wid dat last sketch n dat chik was sexxxxi as hell man i no dat shit felt good den a motha fucka lmao real classic man!

  • how can you do it any better... great thanks

  • the comedian is really funny i give him his props on that but the intro and the music is wak as hell wtf was he thinking!!!!

  • "Oooow, I swear to god, u guys make me spo mad" Lmfao

  • the jokes R funny teddy, very funny, but the editing sucks 2 much transitions and the music come on keep it 4 your intro and cut it off when the comedy starts. Also your ending needed work u should havd cut your intro pictures and use 1 part for the intro and the 2nd part 4 your ending. But keep your head up your very funny and good luck!!!!

  • I can't hear anything. Why the Teddy Riley Guy tune over everything? It's distracting.

  • that last part was sick! lol!

  • Whats Up Teddy, Man you were funny as Hell on Def Comedy Jam, Do you have some new stuff out or coming out?

  • What is the deal Teddy? What would I do without youtube. I have never forgotten you doing Jessie and Martin telling him "Now come on Jessie, you know that's not a word". One LUV DOGG, and don't pay attention to these clowns.

  • @teddycarpenter ur rude fuck wow suck my balls my negriod buddy

  • @teddycarpenter wow, you seem like a moronic nigger. you can't even spell allowed correctly...

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  • @teddycarpenter if they let ur racist retarded ass on a computer......

  • @teddycarpenter is there someone who likes your f*cked up video, you gonna disrespect him... please throw yourself in the trascan

  • @teddycarpenter Pretty sure you can not hear him.

  • great comedian just sucks this is a promotional video for him =/

  • boo great comedy editor is in question tho

  • Whats up with the stupid music? We want to listen to comedy not the radio.

  • cool but take of du music

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