Red Alert 3

[T779298RA1]

sex sells in a war game...think about war...then think about those girls....AIM AND FIRE

[jovitheman]

sexyass

[gotblackops]

hot!



[TheKingofOgres]

This is what EA turned the C&C line to. Thanks.

[Ikazu1991]

fuck yeah that is war with mens mind they totally fuck it

[MinecraftRendermen]

Holy crap...

[MrSpike1818]

THEY ARE FINEST THING IN LIFE!! Agreed. Can never have enough..

[everythinglikethat]

Comrades!

Join us into our war against the Allied Forces.

When we have won over the Allies,conquered their lands and pillaged the cities of their civilized nation,and we come back home to our Soviet native country,comrades,our recompense are soviet ladies like these!

I am your Field Marshal and I vouch for you that if you have served the Soviet moral,and with that the highest goal,truthfull,I will orchestrate a Soviet lady for you as you deserve it!

A Soviet man needs a Soviet ladyfriend!

[lucasmontec]

LOL@

[YAHSPETSNAZ]

who else paid more attention to george takei in the background?

[DK988]

EA sure know how to advertise man! now am installing red alert 3 again and going tomorrow to get uprising from the game shop.

Luv russian girls.

[TURKSTA19]

why didnt they put this video in the game fuck you ea

[AMOKfaction]

thats hot ;D

[jelle033]

1:01 everybody fuck now!

[Wibearr]

@Corpse0corp Yes, sexys Allied girls!

[AlloZ028]

Thumps up if you didn't look at the movie the background screen.

[darkstar89100]

Jeez, in my pants

[Brentsimo]

Armored Dolphins.

[zdenur]

is this video somewhere in better quality?

[GHeroandRScape]

If only the game was any good

[AMOKfaction]

@GHeroandRScape the game wasnt too bad. i actually enjoyed it

[insight1337]

Porn Alert 3.

[HappyYellowToaster]

i wonder what their reactions will be if i threw some money on stage

[nakedsnake207]

there is no better way to sell a game than this

[burntham113]

Everyone there was drooling LMAO!

[KaiXi333]

George Takei ROCKS!

[k4n399]

0:27 is the cutest ;)

[TheEmmanuel4]

Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 is a..... nice game, but if they improved C&C Red Alert 2 and made it high quality and stuff I bet it would be so much better

[theeclownbro]

Hey "all your base are belong to us" is a cheat u type in on empire earth1 and u get 100 000 of all resourses WTF Lol

[Theonen3rd]

@theeclownbro It's also a very well known meme

[tayban93]

@theeclownbro also insta win cheat in stracraft.

[theeclownbro]

I bet ya that all of those guys were holding there boners and in the end the girls were throwing them condoms anyone agree

[SirEsahc]

Mah ha ha ha ha ha ha

[98765432123456789000]

GAYEST CROWD EVER!!!!

[TheXxxvalterxxx]

I found some fans to be SO FUCKING GAY.

Like the guy below.

[wang439]

really disappointed. EA you bitch screwed up the C&Cs

[ColonelHess]

Communism, bought and sold.

PS: OUCH! My red alert WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!



[Stolemyusename]

Did EA did this? They're SICK!

[BIESNAKER]

extreem hot chicks Oo

[kolhauer]

stupids whoress!! jajaja, so different as the originals babes!!

[kolhauer]

stupids whoress!! jajaja

[realmiker]

retards

[dollar232]

Ok , whats next?? C&C red alert 4!!! Barracs is a strip club,Rifleman is a sexy chick.

[kartkidchun]

The other promo organisers were like "Dam that's the way to launch a game!"

[Kallosar]

Communism+Hot soviet chicks..what could be better

[realmiker]

@Kallosar

you could have a life;)

[Kallosar]

@realmiker

I go to CSU Chico. Not having a life is physically impossible :)

[COMMANDandConquer199]

haha this guy is completly ignoring the trailer lol

[holyknight43]

I love girls in this game not the game. Hoho....

[1wing1]

pathethic way to advertise for a bad game imo

[l0mustang0l]

@1wing1

nobody new plays it...

they dont do it for new customers..

its to satsfy their loyal olld fans... and boy do they.. and I love it!!!

[COMMANDandConquer199]

@1wing1 i rather rhought it was a good game ad i didnt buy it because of the girls i bought it because RA & RA2 were awesome so i thought that RA3 might be

[astorpolsen]

@Corpse0corp only sexy soviets girls with bacon

[Franco13SC]

xXx Convencion + Game Convencion?

[utuby33]

yeah sure they can dance but weres my sandwich ^^?

[YousefsPie]

@Corpse0corp Yes a giga fortress FULL WITH RUSSIAN PORNSTAR GENERALS. indeed that will fullfill my dream.

[hienhao]

@YousefsPie lol u dirty little bastard

[CamelRage]

Further proof EA has given up making C&C games - they have instead concentrated on making showy presentations that pretty much amount to a shiny package for their cardboard games =D.. although .. i did love RA3, no denying it.

[CountBloh]

@Corpse0corp

BATTLE BEARS.

[Squadron007]

at the end they distribute toys and figurines for the gamers XD so weird

[immortal2895]

xDDD

[ham4id]

كسسسسسسسسسسسس امككم ههههههههههههههههههههه

[VampireSDD]

all lock woman no one look the movie lol ^^"

[PARCERONY03]

damn this game is hot and sexy lol

[Krylov223]

They're hot but they look so awkward on stage!

[Jankesization]

ahaha:D 5/5 sexy!!!...

[MEGALENIUM]

da ganas de tirarle un pan a cada una

[lokoxxxxx]

I sah 5 seconds of game and 2 mins 19 secs of whores. what a fail

[baterkojan]

RA3 Suck RA2 is much better as a game

[SebbeLundblad]

Those bitches were totally in the way!

[fire1202]

What's with all the... Soviet strippers?

[kingarthur0407]

@fire1202 that's how we got so many soldiers in ww@... and americans never learn...

[ScottishScotland]

god damn women in the front of the screen lol

[sxyash69]

They all need a jolly good rogering

[dullKnife]

i guess this proves sex sells :)

[belthazor3457]

The game is crappy, me being an RTS fan, i did not purchase it. though i know why other people did purchase it - because yes, sex does sell. Didn't sell to me, but i would have done the same thing were I an EA executive. If it sells, it sells, and that is, sadly, the bottom line. You don't survive in this world by being an honorable businessman.

[dullKnife]

ya but between you and me i only buy pirated pc cause if it dont work it doesnt matter much to me cause its cheap lol and im pretty happy with ra2 its great both no all 3 parties are pretty much equal in my opinion :)

[CompofHeros]

how could you possibly think it bad if you've never played it? You can't possibly judge something unless you play it.

[belthazor3457]

@ CompofHeros - i said i didn't purchase it, not that i never played it. there's a difference.

[krissjohnny]

always has and will.

[RaTcHeT302]

Random Guy : Are we sure we are not on a Strip Club?

[leb001]

XD I can imagine that

RA1: Pretty sweet, dark (Stanlin was such a douchbag), and with a nice storyline (The story makes sense, and Kane makes a cameo :D)

RA2: Less dark than RA1, but still works fine, follow the storyline, its funnier, and even if its unrealistic, its awesome (turn the eifel tower in a huge tesla coil=awesome)

RA3: D:

[dude5857236]

west wood is best but this , Guys look the video again , its something like a hypnose --.-- im so mad i cant have ra2 with my vista

[Lee038]

EA did a nice job drawing a large group of gamers with the... Girls. =\

But Westwood's Red Alert and Red Alert 2 is better than Red Alert 3 imo... I don't know why. But I just feel so.

[benigidachef]

WTF?

Bring back westwood. They wouldn't try any of this stupid shit.

[clawhammr666]

guess EA got even more desperate with trying to sell RA3, thought it was enough with that cast 'n hot chicks, and now this.. yeah

[7525727]

Hot girls showing off, and a bunch of horny guys standing and starring....HORRIBLE, but the vid is cool....

[Harkiness]

This is slightly ridiculas?

[arcticsquirrelmonkey]

more like all ur babe are belong to us. lol. this is stupid tho.

[dullKnife]

none...

[mrhistory112890]

ALL UR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

[shaburbakhtiar]

@mrhistory112890 xD

[PantsuGirl]

Yes being with a sexy soviet girl =D

[HudsonAO8TQ1]

jesus... i just realised... my sexual fantasy is george takei laughing whilst someone says "red alert three"

oh man.. i need to rethink my life

[redownage34]

would of ben so cool if they shot =D i got the deluxe edition of tiberium wars and kanes wrath

[thatweridguy]

I need to get my girlfriend a set of the black dancer clothes! ^0^

[PantsuGirl]

Like the dancers clothes.

[oOWuBaiOo]

omg ich hätt am liebsten beid en aufe bühne mit den zusammen rummgekacht xD

[Kaysa56]

now that's some thing completely different.

what were they throwing?

[gmananton]

Some stuff like key rings or other souvenirs

[Kaysa56]

did u get one of those? were u there?

i think i m rude to have think of those might be C#nd#m

replace # with o

[jelle033]

@Kaysa56 condoms :P

[ChewyAnt]

you like the beautiful girls?

[werty1091]

yes i do indeed

[ChewyAnt]

me 2

[PARCERONY03]

YEAHHHHH

THIS GIRLS ARE SOOOO BEUTIFUL

and play the game is fun i like it

[SaturnMerlin]

2:16 SPORE

[kingsman565]

Any game that uses tits & ass as a marketing gimmick isn't worth playing.

[Johandyman]

so wrong :D

[kingsman565]

Yet so right : )

[Johandyman]

however its still very wrong :)

[Khronax]

Hell, it worked for me.

This video contains three of my favorit things.

Hot girls, games and awesome music.

[kingsman565]

The song's the cheesiest part! I rolled my eye's so hard they nearly fell out my head at the hand clapping part.

[MerlinOfFincayra]

Usually you're right, but this game is actually kinda making fun of the whole b movie concept and actively trying to be fairly campy. The chicks, while hot indeed, are part of the joke. You should see some of the male cast. It's pretty hilarious.

[ScientSmology]

allied girls are hotter

[mvpjesuslovesu]

where was this?

rascal game.

+ FIT girls.

[animeultrafan]

I think some convention In Russia probably Moscow

[XWoodZockX]

lol xDD

[marcoci]

let me quote the mighty apocallypse tank on the matter of those little squirrel girls:"PATHETIC!!!!!"

[hebelecik]

offf. rus kizlarina hastayim.

[ZzVinniezZ]

damn all soviet chick

[bradleykiller3]

its sucks that they put in those voices if they dont have did that youhad a great song with HOT CHICKS

[GroshursGrovec]

lol i dont see any chicks in the audiance

[ProSiNNeR]

TITS ALERT 3

[synax1991]

0:58 xP

[synax1991]

russian girls :P !!!!

[gmananton]

They're not Russians. They're from L.A.

[Vladimirulz]

@gmananton YES, LOL xD

[BorshCaen]

@gmananton Это какое-то условие было, или что? Нафига из ЛА тащить было. Типа в Тулу со своим самоваром.

[1337Baboon]

lol whats this :P

[leggendery]

done*

[leggendery]

wow thos girls are real hot nice one i never think that girls can fit with computer games and gaming but the russians have dont it well dont

[DreamsOfYore]

Sweet jimmy fuck crackers.

[nave117]

hahaha

[flookzakub7]

wow sexy

[Lonedracowolf28]

One of those girls looked fake...

[animeultrafan]

LOL

[TheCrusader666]

Hardon forever!

[PsyFtw]

Just as always

"Hmmm....nice girls....what? game? oh there was a game? O_o"

... xD

[TrikkyMakk]

I liked RA3. The chicks were nice too.

[Spitfire0818]

HAHAHA if EA games has this atitude towards women, you cant possibly take EA seriously! And also RA3 sucks big time!

[JonnyBgr]

RA3 is really cool but i thinks little bit less (Music) The music of RA2 is more

Original and cool but the grapics from ra3 are very nice!

[Bonesdman]

yeah I like the jokes and smartass General far better than all the girls....I mean "Tonyas the best we got, but you would get along with the Soviets better"....stuff like that.....not to say I didn't like the original Eva and Tonya XD

[derblicker]

oh those (fake) russians.Big game good remix i like it

[Dilo22]

fail

[ausaskar]

This game must be big in Russia.

I suppose they like the endless rivers of tanks swarming into western europe bit.

[TheCommetator]

Damm red alert 3 mix in "stripclub"???

[Exxen0Revolver]

oh you mean people buy this game because of the whores ?

[tsccfan1]

and people ask why i like this game

[TeamRKScrappyJ]

Cowboy style ROFL

[LjubishaSrb]

RA 2 rules,they indeed ruined ra3,somehow it is NOT Red Alert style,i love this girls,but they gave game too much sexiness,and somehow it is a bit sick...

[TribalConfusion]

RA3 is cool, and if you dont like it, that sucks for you :O

[th3d3storoy3r]

NOW I GOT A HARD-ON

[lidiqiong]

红警 经典

[Yvesyew]

haha, they have ruined this game

[elasolezito]

i know, i know, we men are pigs !!! ahahaha

[privateworldofwarft]

Girls and tanks in a game. Could you ask for more? I can't wait till starcraft 2 when we see hot alien chicks!

[Gussnstell]

mmm, you should see the hawt curves the protoss have

[privateworldofwarft]

lol

[primadog]

RA3 really have raised the level of civility in the gaming community

[privateworldofwarft]

HAHAHA!~

[DHGameStudios]

Where the hell did you video tape this? Rofl. No wonder what all those geeks are looking at xD

[kifisiotis]

look all those geeks....

[sawink]

It needs hot girls. Jenny Mcarthy? Not hot and career is going well I see.

[freemasonas]

I still prefer Red Alert 2... EA classics are ruined... ;/

[rtsjoe]

They really did fuck up RA.

[DisfiguredRobot]

I really hate to badmouth hot girls but.. anyone else think that EA needed them there simply because they've wrecked C&C and fans are deserting them? It's all just to get hormonal teenagers and men to buy the game.

[TheHanzoMK1]

well C&C does belong to them, therefore they can do what ever they want with it. if you have a problem with it then you should look for a new RTS.

[DisfiguredRobot]

I never said that I personally had a problem with them, I said that former C&C fans did. Still, I won't try to start an argument or force my opinions on people, we are all free to think as we choose to. Plus I may not care for EA much, but I remain loyal to C&C.

[9cloudersprofile]

Red alert 3?Or a very bad under age porno

[djottselxxxxxxxxxxxx]

idiot lol

[9cloudersprofile]

Lol =D love this game

[kimjae19]

need good choreo

[elasolezito]

hahaha go russia !!! very nice vid dude very nice you just make my day !!!

[Revildonator]

Silly. Very silly indeed.

[deminanton]

This is just awkward.

[narch359]

I was thinkin about "Why I am a fan of russia? I am from :Turkey and Russia is more important to me.... Damn why?"...

Now I see why :D:D They really care about pc games ;P