Minecraft Shorts: How To Really Kill A Cow

[PuReBeAst0]

EAT DAT WATERMELOOOON!

[TheYogNautCole]

Well thats like 2 leather gone forever XD

[11D4V1D]

Vid starts at1:00

[conndiegov]

I've got milk now :3

[550gg]

@xXSlyFoxHoundXx FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kyuubislayerblade]

@550gg Fuck You!

[LightWolfXXL]

@kyuubislayerblade @550gg and a pile of poo.

[Rikvoorhout]

How to kill a cow: checking my skin for 42 secs

[whymesuper]

When u see a cow u gotta hit with a axe

[xXGirlXGamerXx]

550gg SHUT UP

[550gg]

FUCK YOU SLY!

[41LCa]

@550gg FUCK YOU 550GG!

[terXterXterezka1997]

Too complicated just hit it with a SWARD!!!

[Adam8ash]

How do u make an animal go in a minecart ?

[Adam8ash]

How do u make an animal go in a minecart ?

[Jackalakadingdong]

heesaqcktulee gunna teech us guise hao to du it? orlie? 0:47

[xsupersnipermania]

@JumpyWalrus dude it's a video about a game, not real life seriously...

[JumpyWalrus]

does anyone know the animal abuse agencies number?

[edvinuliux007]

FENTON!!!!

Where ar you?!??!??!

Fenton:that deer must to die,hahaha :D

[IzzyLuvsYourMakeup]

eat that WAAAAAAAATERMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­LONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[adio310001]

hi dragonsoft25

[Sonicthehedgehogx4x]

I know how to get milk = 1 Bucket , 1 cow = take bucket and go to cow so you click mouse 2 so you get Milk

[SZeroS1]

@Sonicthehedgehogx4x NO your doing it all wrong to get milk YOU RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF THE COW!!!

[Sonicthehedgehogx4x]

yeah....

[RainbowMario9915]

nope. no more milk.

[GDCGreen1]

The cow should say MOOOOOOOoooooo... while it was falling xD

[SuperFlamewarrior]

Poor cow... at least you have steak now! 😉

[OhhBenji]

i want some cold milk *falls in lava* make that hot milk :P

[Tifflina2]

nice.*Nods*

[MountainDrewAwe]

TOASTED MILK

[chrissidious]

Friking Epic

[DestinyLeon]

1:17 I thought I saw nova for a sec

[NyanCat141]

Old intro is old

[fallingpaladin]

he needs to take tip's from antvenom

[Jojjefan]

basiclly there are 3 steps in this

step 1: get the best minecraft song evar to play

Step 2: push the cow

Step 3: enjoy the wiew

[jake1122334465]

mmmmmeeeeeeehhhhhhhh! yo' got milk? huh?

[GMfangblade]

wait if that was in Feb how the hell was he able to view himself from the front?

[Fusion9123]

Omg I completely forgot there used to be crabs in mo creatures or more creeps and weirdos (which ever one it was)

[ThatRandomGuy1996]

Hey, who else saw the weird spider thing at 1:20 ?

[hepike1]

@ThatRandomGuy1996 It's a Scorpion from Mo' Creatures

[1ben2daan]

@ThatRandomGuy1996 i did it was like an fire spider but you see it better if you start from 1:19

[RoelkeDK]

@1ben2daan its a Crab :)

[rfinlayson]

The cow was like WTF!

[SolarKills]

top comments contradicting each other o.O

[MrZombiehunter123]

bad animation on intro

[tommmiin]

yay i have known how to kill a chicken/duck for so long now i finaly learned to kill a cow :D

[johnpaulgeorring]

how do you put a cow in a minecart?

[hepike1]

@johnpaulgeorring Just push it in

[CaptainCreeper007]

Now YOU now YOU please it looks fun :)

[RavynAGoggans]

@CaptainCreeper007 Lol

[TheRacistCunt]

why not got beef?

[TrulyReall]

Got Milk? That was my line! :(

[Awesomewithaz]

1:27 Not anymore.

[SillyLitleGirl]

..Actually I thought it was a gigantic nose. Like Mario without his mustache.

[ShadowTargt103]

dammit youtube, ive been subbed to sly before feb, why have i never seen this before? not even in my sub box D:

[LightWolfXXL]

@ShadowTargt103 Hahahahahahahahahaha! CUZ ITS FROM FEB 2011!!!!

[ShadowTargt103]

@LightWolfXXL ... and i posted this before feb 2012 so i obviously mean feb 2011...

[Webkinzrock093]

Bye-Bye Mr. Milky-Moo! :D lolz

[xRAinBOwMOdZx]

HaHA got milk :D?

[chriswhiting100]

Got Milk?

XD

[modernwarfaredude998]

look closly and you will see the video soesnt have a 1:30

[yummyapplez]

i didnt think bout it, but now i guess i kno why i haz slime as skin :D

[GamerX152]

rape face.

[jufdjoshuigashgjkdfs]

1:20 what the heck is that!?

[WeTheAzNz]

Omg I saw nova

[tapout8811]

Indiana Jones looking ass

[beardiesrule1999]

You sound Asian -_- <---- Asian face

[aelliott625]

aowsome but not for the cow

[TheOpOscar]

or u could just use a sword

[y4notu2]

i dont see the beard i see a smiley face

[toms33334]

@TheJake12760 at 1:17 ?

[bluskidoo]

OMG

[keyblademastersora43]

@TheJake12760 where

[billyjoenh]

i got milk in my pants after that

[runar5959]

i have a bad feeling about this

[TheLogan586]

What bees make milk?

[MrAsterTje]

thumbs up if you think AntVenom mayde 4132 accounts to like this

[minikoeganisegg]

27 people are offended cows

[MrTohmus]

EAT DAT WATERMELON!!!!!!

[o0smuckers0o]

I took the milk I'm sorry!!!!!

[JaydaBigmac]

wtf lolololol

[silvandebroek]

giant crab on 1:20

[kittykat3322]

xD the cow fallz into the lava on a cart... -.- mine craft has a weird world...

[FrederikBergh]

i don't wanner know how he got the cow up there.. xD

[Annaie1234]

GOT MILK GOT BEEF

[silverhawk626]

@MrTomGWilliams Do u stalk me on what videos I watch lolz

And when u c Tom u gotta hit him with a fish :^D lol

[silverhawk626]

Do u stalk me on wat videos I watch LOLZ and when u c Tom u gotta hit him with a fish

[silverhawk626]

When u c a cow u gotta hit it with a axe

[MrTomGWilliams]

@silverhawk626

NO SLIVERHAWK, NO 

[Pdxbroom]

GOL

[umaporraqualquer1]

hahahaha, I'll start killing cows like that (on minecraft, obviously)

[theR3DH00D]

i miss the old opening

[Feelingcraftycraft]

antvenom is proud

[x3litexremix]

yeh but how do u kill a sheep? :P

[BLaCKOPs3600]

SPIDER CRAB!!!!!!! XD

[KJ1870]

old intro is old

[shadowsmourn1]

@KJ1870 dont be dissin his intro its still boss :)



[xTaintedSyringe]

@shadowsmourn1 Correction, it's still bad assssssss

[DDRDudeL337]

@KJ1870 old intro is still cool though

[wolvrean22]

@KJ1870 fuck you the old intro kicks ass

[KJ1870]

@wolvrean22 i never said it wasn't good, i just said it was old :)

[JOHN25711]

@KJ1870Old comment is old

[KJ1870]

@JOHN25711 indeed it is

[isk84life55]

@KJ1870 HUR HUR HUR

[MyAsmus]

whats that creature at 1:20

[kanzu121]

@MyAsmus crab :D

[callofthedeadops]

sly made his intro

[Geshia101]

Got milk :D?

[IAmAPokemonLol]

omg 66,666 views

[Punisher2341]

OMG, I viewer number 66666!!

[GhostRush123]

what the f is that at 1:20

[DemonkinAaron]

Leap of faith... INTO LAVAAAAAA

[TheMastertjex]

SURPRISE TRUST FALL!

[zmangamer1]

lol :D

[Jokerfroc]

WTF IS THE SPIDER YELLOW?!?!

[minecraftcreepers123]

the cow did the leap of faith  :D

[BadHaloPlayer]

How do u change the camera like that!?!?!

[GamerzModz225]

@BadHaloPlayer it's a mod that changes some of the preferences of the game like u can press one button to run forever and stuff like that

[realgranola]

Got Milk :D?

[pikachu1019]

we have to...EAT THAT WATERMELLOOOOOOON

[llilric3]

i saw how the top comment doesnt have any thumbs up

[SangheiliKing2]

lol hes old intro is gay plus hes voice is gay

[TheRoboticFist]

@SangheiliKing2 lol you are gay :P

[jirachi132]

@SangheiliKing2 Umad bro? Get out of here troll. Find something better to do.

[pringlekiller1]

@SangheiliKing2 How?

[SangheiliKing2]

@pringlekiller1 hes sounds like hes 5

[xvxtobyxvx]

no because it burnt up!

[yohxannaforever1]

you are red now you are orange!!

[ComputerPR0]

Eat that WATERMELLOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!! rofl

[xXLazyXTreeXFrogXx]

how do you reverse 3rd person view like that

[idiotAREstupid]

how do u use front view(not inventory)?

[TheBeybladeFTW]

@idiotAREstupid IT WAS REMOVED.

[Desyncronized]

DID THE COW JUST DO A LEAP OF FAITH?! XD

[LetsPlayMinecraftSWE]

1.17 :D



[SuperResidentevilman]

eat that mother fucker XD

[TheCrunchyMadness]

@SuperResidentevilman "Eat that watermelooooon!"

[pbv9]

ahh got lo love the olden days of the homie :D

[naruto9000on]

great! now you just need to get in the and grab the leather!

[Lightningslice]

I love slyfox and all ( homieknights! ) but how the hell did i get from Team fortress 2 songs do this?!

[cacneaunit6]

how do you look at your front when in 3d person veiw

[PROsnipekid]

@cacneaunit6 that was in beta 1.2_01 and before, cant be done anymore.

[cacneaunit6]

@PROsnipekid cock

[PROsnipekid]

@cacneaunit6 love <3

[Legovil]

wen i kill cows i drop it below bedrock >:D

[TheBlackVikingPro]

at 0:17 how did he turned the camera around ?

[MRVOC047]

eat that watermelon????

[TCLG6x6]

1:18 WTF? whats this?

[ToadDragon]

Nice 

[ADDeadlyMatty]

Got Milk? Not anymore @_@

[Fiascotje]

Lol

[sasn169bt]

note to self: kill cow will eating watermelooooon and luagh

[TheBeverlyME2010]

got milk? no.the lava burned it :S

[CheesoXx]

was that a orange spider??

[dimolishon12]

no over 9000 cows were harmed in the making of this vidio

[TheEvilninja95]

THE stunt cow

[maxgeorge911]

are you a midjet?



[jedos3]

i have a fourth bar for the bad ass lvl :O



[firinXMahXLAZAHXfan]

@jedos3 I HAVE OVER 9 THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!! jk. really? 4? u so pro :3 (not sarcasm)

[Minotaur625]

we now know how 2 kill a cow,and already know how2 kill a duck!!! :P

[Tostlizbringit]

It was actually with an axe but this more fucking funny

[ido1324]

lava milk :)

[SOULSURFER1011]

lol EATTT THATT WATER MELOOOOOON!! lolz

[darkshadowgrievous]

lol this reminds me of my farm murder house i trapped all farm animals in it and of course i dropped lava on it (15 buckets and yes it was made of wood) and then i waited 10 minecraft days to wait for my beef and porkchops to be cooked i get rid of lava and it turns out i never closed the door >...<

[squigglyheather]

if i did tht i would feel bad so i would jump in after the cow to save it (cause im like tht LOL)

[tjavsen1]

cows are bad ass murders...

"building a lava pit around my house... nearly done a cow push me so that i burn my home... next a the cow pushes me into the pit and i of some dump reson did not have a bed... (maby it burned...) thats why that no living cow in my worlds are living lond if i see them... and that also why i got all that lether...

[TheAngriehFaic]

I got burnt milk

[ryry613]

Thts the way to do it

[CrazyJakeandWinsto]

How do u do the forward view?

[2402Nick]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[prohardscoper96]

Haha :D

[orange77771]

watermeloooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!

[orange77771]

jump in and save him :P

[beingsilentdeath]

it looks more like a beard to me

[xSlyfoxXHound]

Lol.

I ate it, Sly. I ate the watermelon.

[Bonzeye44]

how do you do that perspective?