Jesus wore a Victoria's Secret thong on the cross to show humans that sniffing ladies' panties and getting your rocks off that way was better than animal-cruel man inserting his penis into vaginas. That reproduces more Bad Seed humans. Jesus commanded the 12 Apostles to disperse across the land to do panty raids for him and themselves and all his followers. The two thieves that were crucified with Jesus stole women's panties to sniff. That's why Jesus asked his God the Father to forgive them.
@redfordforpresident You are absolutely right. The Bible has been rewritten and censored many times by Horny Man. What Jesus really said was, "Thy name is Panty-Sniffer and upon this rock I build my church". Get your rocks off this way, Horny Man -- sniff ladies' panties. Jesus was crucified as King Of The Cheap Jews; he only had sex with Mary Magdalene and he just did magic tricks (get it? turning tricks) to get her in the sack, no money exchange. Jesus was too cheap to take girls out on dates.
Jesus wore a Victoria's Secret thong on the cross to show humans that sniffing ladies' panties and getting your rocks off that way was better than animal-cruel man inserting his penis into vaginas. That reproduces more Bad Seed humans. Jesus commanded the 12 Apostles to disperse across the land to do panty raids for him and themselves and all his followers. The two thieves that were crucified with Jesus stole women's panties to sniff. That's why Jesus asked his God the Father to forgive them.
redfordforpresident 5 months ago
@redfordforpresident You are absolutely right. The Bible has been rewritten and censored many times by Horny Man. What Jesus really said was, "Thy name is Panty-Sniffer and upon this rock I build my church". Get your rocks off this way, Horny Man -- sniff ladies' panties. Jesus was crucified as King Of The Cheap Jews; he only had sex with Mary Magdalene and he just did magic tricks (get it? turning tricks) to get her in the sack, no money exchange. Jesus was too cheap to take girls out on dates.
redfordforpresident 5 months ago
Old caveman: "Who are you?!"
Jesus: "Gsses!"
Laomedon2000 7 months ago
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Laomedon2000 7 months ago
The guy playing Jesus is Ming the merciless.
gaussian 1 year ago
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Praise be to Lord Jesus Christ!
skatertool 1 year ago
Joh 3:17 Porque no envió Dios a su Hijo al mundo para condenar al mundo, sino para que el mundo sea salvo por él.
Leogracia4 1 year ago
"I have come to bring suffering to the world... Starting with my own!" Is more like it.
HanumanLoki 1 year ago
@HanumanLoki Suffering existed long before Jesus and will exist long after we have forgotten about him.
Rindill1the1Red 1 year ago
@HanumanLoki LOL!
DraculasDaughter13 1 year ago
What year was this movie released?
Barnstormer1969 1 year ago
Great!!! I am happy to see a network showing this.
carlsontechnology 1 year ago
1st
hackNpwn 1 year ago