"Isn't that the most beautiful radiant sound that has ever been blessed upon your soul? It's exuberant tonality harmoniously blends the dying squeals of electronic goats with the melodic rapture of diarrhea bubbling from a coyotes crap-hole." AVGN
Having been a listener of Eno's work for decades I believe it's time to revive the Portsmouth Sinfonia. In it's new incarnation celebraties could be invited to play as members and charity concerts and recordings could be generated. Imagine George Clooney on clarinet, Kid Rock on trombone, Lang Lang on viola etc. etc. all for charity.
The crescendo sounds like a seven-car pile up during rush hour - coupled with the explosion of a semi filled with gasoline! Even MORE an "Epic FAIL" than the first clip!
@Mooncalfer Portsmouth Sinfonia, to sign in as a member you have to 1) Can't play the instrument you want to use, 2) If you're a musician, you have to pick a musical instrument you can't use.
You get terminated from the group if: You start to get better at playing your appointed musical instrument.
@GigawingsVideo "The Portsmouth Sinfonia was an orchestra founded by a group of students at the Portsmouth School of Art in Portsmouth, England, in 1970. The Sinfonia had an unusual entrance requirement, in that players had to either be non-musicians, or if a musician, play an instrument that was entirely new to them"
Correction, they are all musicians, but playing on instruments other than their main axe. This explains their great time feeling, but sloppy guesswork at the notes. Hysterical!!!
@EvanLHarper Alas you're probably correct. I thought so at first too, but then decided not to risk sounding stupid by calling it a sax when they're typically not part of the orchestra.
Like a wildhog choir strenghtened with a goose herd!!!:)))))))))))
Faved! The end is magnificaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!!!!!!!
This is the best foreband all over the world! To play after them is very greatful task.
Many thanks for laughing! I,m already crying...:)))))
(It is even worse and falser than my arrengement solely on drums, so I,ve got calm:) I say not in vain to me always (to make me happy): everything can be even worse!!!
Man, I read about this in MOJO this month and it's really not that bad. Granted, I listened to Metal Machine Music all the way through and the Shaggs, no doubt I'm warped, but this isn't in the suburbs of horrid the journo claimed it was. It's probably the scariest sounding rendition this side of Peter Lorre's whistled version in M.
"The Portsmouth Sinfonia was a real orchestra founded by a group of students at Portsmouth School of Art in Portsmouth, England, in 1970 — however, the Sinfonia had an unusual entrance requirement. Players had to be either non-musicians, or if a musician, play an instrument that was entirely new to them."
that is entirely the point that you seem to have missed. A lot of the "musicians" had never seen, let alone picked up the instrument they played as far I am aware and it was not ever done as a serious record. If you want a perfect recording, then avoid the Sinfonia.
the only way you could play with tis group is if you had never been a musician or were playing an instrument for the first time...so of course it sucked
@neverenoughpuppies wtf, i'm i junglist souljah you ignorant shit, just get your fact straight before accusing someone with racism just because they hate a particular genre for bad quality, trash lyrics and being overly mainstream. shush!
Was a great idea back then. Probably best left as a great memory in people's minds. Don't think it would work out if reformed nowadays. Just my opinion. Always be a fan myself though.
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Woah, these dudes suck, they so cannot play. Dude even I could play better than this! How can they have their photo taken for the cover!? Like no one is ever gonna use them because this just sucks big ass man.
How do they play this without laughing?
SaltyTestes 2 weeks ago
"Isn't that the most beautiful radiant sound that has ever been blessed upon your soul? It's exuberant tonality harmoniously blends the dying squeals of electronic goats with the melodic rapture of diarrhea bubbling from a coyotes crap-hole." AVGN
RammsteinGunner 2 weeks ago
I have been in school orchestras that have made a coherent sound than this.
BUT that final parp from the trumpet just made me collapse in tears.....
wenger1972 2 weeks ago
This is Hilarious!! So Funny :D what an idear. And actually it is not easy to do. SO FUNNY!!!!
Dionysosable 1 month ago
Dat Brass
TomPVideo 1 month ago
THAT END MADE ME DIE LAUGHING
modshroom 1 month ago
That last trumpet at the end XD
bwc3821 1 month ago
@bwc3821 I always start to laugh at that last "honk!" It's impossible to hold it!
Donkelo 3 weeks ago
"The Hell of the Mountain King" .....
amanderj 1 month ago 3
Hall of The Mountain Derp
tmlkrs 1 month ago 5
One of the highlights of the 1970's... if not THE highlight...
larconeptic1 1 month ago
Oh yeah, the Bari Sax has got to go. He ruined the entire song by actually playing semi decent.
mw2god1234 1 month ago 4
the end is perfection
lgeisj8888 2 months ago
It's so bad, it does a full orbit around the world, and goes right back to being good.
Ittybritty196 2 months ago
One hell of a drunk king, that's for sure
punkmediaproductions 2 months ago
The mountain king sounds drunk off his ass.
madderbass 2 months ago 5
Loved every note. I'm sorry that I did not buy the album, It could only be done by students
KEN4385 3 months ago
In the Hall of the Mountain King... there's been a lot of drinkin'.
1manwalkingfreakshow 3 months ago 4
its like rebecca black cloned herself 10fold and made an orchestra...
EuphoniumMeister 4 months ago
@EuphoniumMeister 1^10 = 1
Math fail.
SuperMi97 3 months ago
@SuperMi97 Lol true thanks for catching that
EuphoniumMeister 3 months ago
They're not even trying...
MinamuTV 4 months ago 4
@MinamuTV They're not even playing their main instruments.
TheCatholicBoat 2 months ago
Gothicgrowler:
That's Art m'boy!
rumteetoo 4 months ago
@rumteetoo I have never heard of them two weeks ago, and I think they're great!! =D
gothicgrowler 3 months ago
Is this a joke? XD
gothicgrowler 4 months ago
Was that a freaking clarinet squeak?
caitibug95 4 months ago
at first i tought it was bullshit but this is fucking amazing !
cojocariuadrian 5 months ago
Would you still go to Alton Towers if this was the theme tune?
doodleplop800 5 months ago 3
ow
ScorchLegoMan 6 months ago
What's sad is that the Vegetable Orchestra of Vienna sounds more in tune.
shetechandcompany 6 months ago
Isn't it great when you're tone deaf,this sounds really good
bloke372 6 months ago
I'm crying with laughter....thanks guys!!
JillForrest64 6 months ago 3
Would love to see these guys live! Wish they would do a comeback
300Gwen 6 months ago 2
orgasmic.
eaglerock999 6 months ago
Like if Radio 4 brought you here :)
TheWatcherxx99 6 months ago
I love the life lesson here telling me that I don't have to be perfect. :)
RCTjunkie 6 months ago
@RCTjunkie Depends on what you believe is perfect :P
TheGurra93 6 months ago
This is perfection in every aspect
BachStrad95 7 months ago 5
@BachStrad95 This is perfection in NO aspect :P
chenrikl 7 months ago
Let's rape another composer! Try Beethoven's 5th!
Millbrook1974 7 months ago
This is either the worst orchestra ever, or a group of evil geniuses.
seleroan 8 months ago 9
@seleroan Evil geniuses! :-)
Lyagushka 7 months ago 2
I'm hearing 12 different keys here...
aseretkavon 8 months ago 26
Fantastic
fujibay1975 8 months ago
I had no idea that the hall of the mountain king was full of clowns.
Also, I think this is the first time that this piece actually doesn't sound terrifying.
glowworm2 9 months ago 11
the sound bad... like a swarm of bees!!!
Thee26Pimp 9 months ago
Having been a listener of Eno's work for decades I believe it's time to revive the Portsmouth Sinfonia. In it's new incarnation celebraties could be invited to play as members and charity concerts and recordings could be generated. Imagine George Clooney on clarinet, Kid Rock on trombone, Lang Lang on viola etc. etc. all for charity.
Muttboom27 9 months ago 8
@Muttboom27 I think its time to revive this post on even more videos, via the copy/paste method.
BobMillahhh 9 months ago
@BobMillahhh . I really wish I could get this idea to Brian Eno. He could actually do it. I have tried to get it to him.
Muttboom27 9 months ago
19 people fail to appreciate pure so-bad-it-overflows-into-good awesomeness.
Muhgaw 10 months ago
The crescendo sounds like a seven-car pile up during rush hour - coupled with the explosion of a semi filled with gasoline! Even MORE an "Epic FAIL" than the first clip!
Survivor2002 10 months ago
if there is a soundtrack to hell, this is it
ThePurplePenguin666 10 months ago
In the hall of mountain king... 7000 years later, with traffic jams everywhere and car horns tooting everywhere!
GigawingsVideo 11 months ago
This is a joke, right?
Mooncalfer 11 months ago
@Mooncalfer Portsmouth Sinfonia, to sign in as a member you have to 1) Can't play the instrument you want to use, 2) If you're a musician, you have to pick a musical instrument you can't use.
You get terminated from the group if: You start to get better at playing your appointed musical instrument.
GigawingsVideo 11 months ago 4
Sounds like there's a bari-sax and trombone in there that kind of knows what they're doing. Does that mean they'll get replaced soon?
LizzybotXD 10 months ago 8
@LizzybotXD Yep, or they could try another instruments.
GigawingsVideo 10 months ago
@GigawingsVideo "The Portsmouth Sinfonia was an orchestra founded by a group of students at the Portsmouth School of Art in Portsmouth, England, in 1970. The Sinfonia had an unusual entrance requirement, in that players had to either be non-musicians, or if a musician, play an instrument that was entirely new to them"
nocandy4u2 9 months ago
@nocandy4u2 Yep, that's right, and I wish I could join them so I could play a Cello like mad.
I'm completely music blind :p
GigawingsVideo 9 months ago
Hahaaa!Oh my!Excellent!
Dalp1974 11 months ago
In the key of A flat miner, no doubt.
pedanticmofo 11 months ago 3
The mountain king is PISSED.
mairujyat 11 months ago 59
@mairujyat "The mountain king is PISSED".... Such a simple, straightforward comment, but hysterical... Simply says it all. Thanks for the laugh!
jdenicol 1 month ago
The Jackson County Junior College Symphony's greatest hit!
1701Tex 1 year ago
g mayor
Navarone222 1 year ago
such passion. is that someone stamping their foot?
mynamesdan 1 year ago
incontournable^^
shinmagniok 1 year ago
Saturday night at the proms
spib65 1 year ago
Wow, you actually *can* still find original musicians on youtube !!
EPIC !!
DataCutter 1 year ago
I love that one random guy at the very end.
Kuyree35 1 year ago 12
@Kuyree35 Hell yeah xDD
skarpengland 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHS;LFKJASD;LFKJA oh my goodness i am laughing my ass off XD
SargeantSquid 1 year ago
How could anyone possibly get to the end...I would be laughing too hard to play. Awful :)
vonandshawna 1 year ago
I love Michael Giacchino, but this reminds me ever so slightly of the LOST score.
bondfool 1 year ago
@0:36 Aaaaagn!! TURNITOFF! TURNITOFF! TURNITOFF!
hunterofmammoths 1 year ago
Well that was a uhm.....very nice try....
surfininalaska 1 year ago
It's actually almost okay at first and then at 0:22 the wipe-out starts. Brilliant.
ancsaeb 1 year ago
this version gives me chills
seth27pps 1 year ago
i would be laughing so hard trying to play along
weesamin 1 year ago 5
1:07 - 1:20 EPIC WIN!!
mrwickwiz23 1 year ago 52
proof the flute is the easiest instrument to play. they sucked the least.
WhoaKaela 1 year ago
I'd love for them to re-orchestrate the entire Lord of the Rings-movie or some other epic. Pirates of the Caribbean perhaps? Harry Potter?
revesvans 1 year ago
It seems as if every member is playing the song in a different key. It's such an epic, dense sound, that we just aren't ready for it yet
madpaintbalerx 1 year ago
Pure genius.
emieliki 1 year ago
I think Edvard Grieg would have wet himself laughing if he had heard this....
weonvolao 1 year ago 7
Correction, they are all musicians, but playing on instruments other than their main axe. This explains their great time feeling, but sloppy guesswork at the notes. Hysterical!!!
Spazztube1 1 year ago
the worst playing of this melody. its a shame against Edvard Grieg
paiwithapple 1 year ago
@paiwithapple Hey, it is only a joke! I was crying of laughing!
Anyway I like Grieg (even arranged this work solely on drums - not to well, though I took that seriously:)
GBWagner1 1 year ago
That's different . ^_^ . I like it. Is it Portsmouth England or Portsmouth, Ohio in the USA ?
JuliaSchic 1 year ago
"You're playing the wrong notes!"
"No I'm not - just in the wrong order......"
Genius........
brillianthurrah1957 1 year ago 4
at first i was like "wow.. this god awful"
at 0:23 i was laughing my ass off
its so crappy.. its a win!! (which i am sure was the point)
XDAK1986X 1 year ago
"this is god awful" i meant
XDAK1986X 1 year ago
Genius! This is comedy of the highest order!
53andymac 1 year ago
Absolutely brilliant. This is comedy of the highest order!
53andymac 1 year ago
Who would ever buy this crap?
Mooweedy 1 year ago
Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ comes.
ChaosSylux 1 year ago
I think they should kick out the person playing that trombone or something at around 0:27. He's far too good to be in this orchestra.
And I do mean that sincerely.
gotank 1 year ago 4
@gotank pretty sure that's a sax
EvanLHarper 1 year ago
@EvanLHarper Alas you're probably correct. I thought so at first too, but then decided not to risk sounding stupid by calling it a sax when they're typically not part of the orchestra.
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wolfman1234 1 year ago
This never gets old! That trumpet player was epic at the end.
Tacokatt 1 year ago 3
The only thing missing here is a vuvuzela...hahaha!
SirLoinOfsteak85 1 year ago 5
Like a wildhog choir strenghtened with a goose herd!!!:)))))))))))
Faved! The end is magnificaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!!!!!!!
This is the best foreband all over the world! To play after them is very greatful task.
Many thanks for laughing! I,m already crying...:)))))
(It is even worse and falser than my arrengement solely on drums, so I,ve got calm:) I say not in vain to me always (to make me happy): everything can be even worse!!!
GBWagner1 1 year ago
In The Hall of the Mountain Derp.
16smorford31785 1 year ago 128
oh god thats so out of tune no offence!
1996abz2007 1 year ago
@1996abz2007 that's the point (:
broadwayyyxbabe 1 year ago
XDDDD *dies of laughter*
FUCK!!! CAN'T! STOP!! LAUGHING!!! X___X
accountmaniac 1 year ago 4
How unsurprising that the flutes and upper woodwinds are a bit able to play and the brass section is pathetic.
niffweed17 1 year ago
Why didnt they have Florence Jenkins do the vocals??
dwilmer7 1 year ago 2
They put the 'sin' in Sinfonia!
astrophonix 1 year ago 3
Oh dear.
TheFriendlyMoosh 1 year ago
reminds me of a school I worked at once; could never tell if the band was warming up or actually playing..
silverotter54 1 year ago
if devilish leprechauns ran a carnival, that's what this sounds like...
kkmatt 1 year ago 9
@kkmatt hahahahahahahaha....
Best comment ever, maybe?
ChablesMan 1 year ago
I laughed for like a week from this.
MooMooCow95 1 year ago
It is a symphony of people playing instruments that they don't normally play...
toshrza 1 year ago
1:08 ftw!
Mankey52 1 year ago
they sound like a symphony of retards
tsartodd 1 year ago
retards?
KungFuFart 1 year ago
each musician is not playing his/her native instrument. brilliant.
mrnitro30103 1 year ago
I think it is the conductor who is deaf :D
Siebkes 1 year ago
I like the last tone there. ;)
jabajabamaster 1 year ago
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Imnotjarry11 1 year ago
i wish they'd done longer pieces like the rite of spring or Romeo and Juliet overture... that would have been marvelous!!!
oshea90220 1 year ago
omg brilliant!!!
lanebreakerRBH 1 year ago
\m/
piraja84 1 year ago
So are they all deaf or something?
kanekane28 1 year ago
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They actually recorded this.........paid money......and sold it to unsuspecting people.......who LOVE to post things on youtube.
IDIOTS!!!!!!
2degucitas 1 year ago
WHAT THE CRAP IS THIS?!?! XD XD XD
RedChinzetaBobBobly 1 year ago 5
Man, I read about this in MOJO this month and it's really not that bad. Granted, I listened to Metal Machine Music all the way through and the Shaggs, no doubt I'm warped, but this isn't in the suburbs of horrid the journo claimed it was. It's probably the scariest sounding rendition this side of Peter Lorre's whistled version in M.
epsteinsmutha1 1 year ago
This is Hillarius : D !!!! What a humor. Love it. Died From Laughter
Dionysosable 2 years ago
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Thanks so much-moving stuff!
stev1963hit 2 years ago
Trumpet at the end is tearin' it up!
oddzilla1 2 years ago 4
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"The Portsmouth Sinfonia was a real orchestra founded by a group of students at Portsmouth School of Art in Portsmouth, England, in 1970 — however, the Sinfonia had an unusual entrance requirement. Players had to be either non-musicians, or if a musician, play an instrument that was entirely new to them."
TATINOMORE 2 years ago
WE CRIED OF LAUGHTER 1:06 xD
Alfificationn 2 years ago 2
This is the Garbage Day of classical music.
discoder 2 years ago 3
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holy sith !wtf was that ?! this is crap
daniel49999 2 years ago
that is entirely the point that you seem to have missed. A lot of the "musicians" had never seen, let alone picked up the instrument they played as far I am aware and it was not ever done as a serious record. If you want a perfect recording, then avoid the Sinfonia.
GingerPhilG 2 years ago 3
the only way you could play with tis group is if you had never been a musician or were playing an instrument for the first time...so of course it sucked
nickdrummer2004 2 years ago 3
Ich muss nochmal kommentieren -dieses Mal aber auf Deutsch: Das hört sich an - wie man bei uns sagt- 'wie wenn eine Geiss auf ein Blech pinkelt..'
RavenAbraxas 2 years ago
@RavenAbraxas
is doch aber absicht.
ich finds echt lustig
twatsquadband 2 years ago
OMG. These guys totally rule.
tsptl152 2 years ago 8
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not good at all - there is something missing right from the star. This vid should better be removed
RavenAbraxas 2 years ago
The end appears to be to fast for them, haha. Well, it seems they always have a brilliant percussion section on their side at least.
TheSchoolWorld 2 years ago 2
lol brillant
ApricotJam 2 years ago 3
Woah, brilliant masterpiece of classical music!^^
Banatterie 2 years ago
pero esto es real?? es una broma no?
ambrosiode 2 years ago
Si, es una broma. :)
Ciardhan 2 years ago
How could I have been so dumb?
I commented on another... "rendition" of theirs already. I assumed thy were genuine.
But hey! It's all a big joke! They suck because they want to suck!
Nice try guys. You were succesfully inferior to my expectations :D
OctoManflags 2 years ago 2
I want that CD!
TheCasper93 2 years ago 5
esto suena como si mataran a un manati
killeracustic 2 years ago
i'm overcome by laughter!
angelflight2k6 2 years ago 3
It's like Pierre Boulez wrote this piece instead of Grieg.
AirplaneRadio 2 years ago 3
I could SO listen to a whole concert of this.
And to think i can't listen to one whole pop song...
Stingerbad2006 2 years ago 2
i prefer this over any type of hip hop and r&b, now that's for sure :D:D:D
Jmsessn 2 years ago 37
@Jmsessn Then you crazy.
fruityloopsloops 1 year ago
@Jmsessn racist
neverenoughpuppies 1 year ago
@neverenoughpuppies wtf, i'm i junglist souljah you ignorant shit, just get your fact straight before accusing someone with racism just because they hate a particular genre for bad quality, trash lyrics and being overly mainstream. shush!
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@Jmsessn racist
neverenoughpuppies 1 year ago
@Jmsessn nichts gegen rap.
SuperLittleBlackCat 1 year ago
Better than some of the music in the charts at the moment!
lincsposter 2 years ago 89
@lincsposter Amen!
MeatloafOfDecay 1 year ago
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fruityloopsloops 1 year ago
Very Regal :)
Fergophone 2 years ago
Was a great idea back then. Probably best left as a great memory in people's minds. Don't think it would work out if reformed nowadays. Just my opinion. Always be a fan myself though.
knausspiano 2 years ago
Are you kiddin? This stuff is tailor made for the internet.
RadoxRedux 2 years ago 5
This always makes me smile!! I love it!!!! =)
dreamalie 2 years ago
m2 ftw.
Ykoahi 2 years ago
LOL!!!! It's like a bunch of dying cats trying to sing in tune.. MY EARS!!!!! BAHHHH!!!
Callmeergan 2 years ago 7
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Woah, these dudes suck, they so cannot play. Dude even I could play better than this! How can they have their photo taken for the cover!? Like no one is ever gonna use them because this just sucks big ass man.
BuddahUK 2 years ago
Read a book. Read a motherfucking book.
Howitzer89 2 years ago 4
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