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  • He should pay more attention to Dayo Wong if wants to learn more about the best guy doing stand-up comedy in Hong Kong,

  • I love Chinese people.

  • Cantonese accent is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • I am not a bad listener, but can someone tell me what is he saying after 1:06 ? I've no idea what is he saying even im hk lol

  • @thynaruto

    "Hey! Excuse me. Your mother's so fat... thaaaat when she jumped for jooooy... she got stuck! OK, thank you."

  • They R Not Dump People They trick Us All !!!!!!

  • They're trickin us all

  • we have many comedians in Hong Kong!!

  • russell peters captains the win ship, you win mr. peters =D

  • God is Love.

  • fck youu peter rusell! we have better comedien in hong kong! >:(

  • @matchacaramely no you dont buddy

  • @skateboarderaddict fuck u! you know Stephen chow? very best! funnyer than peter russel! and more handsome

  • @matchacaramely listen i dont want to start shit but thats your opinion not mine so you can think whatever you want and yes stephen chow is fucking awsome but i like russell peters better

  • @skateboarderaddict if you not stupid, then why comment on me and disagree? stupid.

  • @matchacaramely no stupid im just explaning my opinion

  • There's no Chinese comedians in HK who speaks English coz no one will see it.

  • Peter Russell is a racist!

  • No! we have comedian in hk

  • actually not everyone speaks english there

  • Wow you just proved my point. Quote:"embarassed of being chinese? i dunno what u're on about but i'm taiwanese dude" Yea here you are writing in Chinese a few posts back, stating your ethnically chinese and then now your denying you ever were Chinese. Again your a hypocrite, or maybe your just a retard which makes sense, since only a idiot would come up with a username as homo as yours.

  • @Lolz2770 oh shut the fuck up you lost the argument, get over it dumbmass

  • 幹您娘看個russel peters都要聽你們在靠腰政治 我們台灣人屬於哪裡關你們屁事? 你是台灣人嗎? 你住台灣嗎? 你對台灣有什麼貢獻? 幹您娘老雞拜

    all these cunts here talking about where taiwan belongs to. who the fuck r u to decide? r u taiwanese? did ur forefathers came to taiwan and risked their lives developing the country? who the fuck r u son? do i tell u what the fuck u r? show some fucking respect and keep that oppressive shit to urselves, i'm taiwanese and not chinese, live with it u fucking cunts.

  • @sluttynuts If you hate china so fucking much why are you even typing in chinese? Your a fucking HYPOCRITE, do us a favor and shut the fuck up, because it only shows how retarded you are as a person. Again if you hate CHINA, don't write in CHINESE, what your giong to tell me the language is created by "TAIWANESE" ppl then? Shut the fuck up...

  • @Lolz2770 umm... which part of my comment says i hate chinese???? i just hate dickheads like u that wants to make others be something that they're not, understand the difference retard. and lol taiwanese would've still use japanese if the KMT didn't come and make us learn chinese

  • @sluttynuts Yea you tell that to geneticists, that shows that 98 percent of the population are from Han Chinese origin. Also WTF are you talking about, Chinese sailors discovered Taiwan thousands of years ago, its not hard to believe since thier right next to each other you dumb bitch. Also I said it before call yourself w/e you like, your still CHINESE to foriegners, thier not gonna call you TAIWANESE, most of them of them don't even know what the fuck that is. Get over yourselve Your laughable

  • @Lolz2770 what am i a subject to an alien biologist now? do u know the difference between ethnicity to identy? chinese sailors discovered taiwan thousands of yrs ago but did anyone land there, stick a flag on the ground and claimed it as land of china? no, the dutch settled into taiwan first, they stuck a flag to the ground and claimed it, then employed chinese from coastal china to grow sugarcane. get ur facts right u're a joke in human form.

  • @sluttynuts Face it, nobody gives a fuck about Taiwan, ask any foreigner who visited Taiwan and they think you guys are chinese people that are japanese wannabes. Basically you guys are embarassed your chinese and you want to be japanese and you proved my point stating that you rather learn japanese if it wasn't for the KMT. You don't even know that your embarassed of been Chinese, man, Stop dude, its obvious that your embarassed of your ethnicity, no need to keep embarassing yourself.

  • @Lolz2770 embarassed of being chinese? i dunno what u're on about but i'm taiwanese dude, get that thru ur thick head. ur agruement is weak and u're just plain abusive... "Face it, nobody gives a fuck about Taiwan" this shows that u're just a hater.. u hate us taiwanese.. so whatever u say is based on hate and not fact... be gone now hater, i have no more to say to u

  • @Lolz2770 Why are you even comparing Taiwan to Singapore, its like comparing a raisen to a watermelon. Singapore is actually "respected" and when did I claim Singapore for China, unlike the "I'm embarassed to be chinese" population in Taiwan, Chinese Singaporeans states thier ethnically Chinese, and they embrace Chinese culture. You don't hear a Singaporean claiming I'm Singaporean, they call themselves Chinese or Chinese Singaporean.

  • @Lolz2770 yes i'm ethnically chinese, so? charlie sheen's ethnically italian but would anyone call him an italian? he even changed his last name to a non italian last name.. and? what's wrong with that? is he still italian? singporean's 80% chinese... that's the majority.. so u gonna go claim singapore for china too now? and westerners do call us taiwanese.. cos unlike u they know how to respect people.. if i introduce myself as a taiwanese they won't say "no u're not u're a chinese" u retard

  • no one likes a crappy quality video.

  • Im canadian and lived in Hong Kong for 4 years, and people there do speak english very well I have to say.

  • My parents are from Taiwan, now I personally don't care wheter Taiwan belongs to China or not, but it bothers me that a lot of people from Taiwan, or "Taiwanese" is what they like to call themselves claims that they are not "Chinese". Really? Over 98 percent of people in Taiwan are "ethnically" Chinese, but there are many that disproves that claim also. So that makes me think the majority of "Taiwanese" people who are ethnically chinese are basically embarassed that they are. PATHETIC...

  • @Lolz2770 it's called a new identity dickhead, do u hear australians or canadians still calling themselves british? so singaporeans belongs to china as well? u're fucking pathetic

  • @Lolz2770 you obviously have not the slightest idea of what is going on....

    First of all, what makes you think, at the current time, Taiwan belongs to China?

    So what is wrong for ethnically Chinese people living in Taiwan to call themselves Taiwanese, the name of their country? So, for example, does it make sense that white Americans always refer to themselves as "Irish" or "German", the countries of their ancestry and not "American", their country of their citizenship?

  • @Lolz2770 it shows how little Taiwanese you know. And how little about life in Taiwan. PATHETIC...

  • RUSSELL PETERS FTW

  • awful

  • Hahaha

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  • @LHFxCKY

    AMERIAN IS SPEAKING ENGLISH,BUT IT IS NOT PART OF ENGLAND

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  • @LHFxCKY

    閩南語跟普通話的分別如同西班牙話跟英語.

    而台灣人用的是正體字不是邪體字

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  • @LHFxCKY

    中華人民共和國未曾統過台灣.

    現在統治台灣的叫中華民國

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  • @LHFxCKY haha what? America thinks taiwan is a separate country. yeah no. 1 country thinks that

    others might not care.

    its just like the british and america a long time ago. ppl hated britain and then went and settled their own place. its the same thing

  • @mapleric I'm not really sure what your opinion is but I never said "America thinks Taiwan is a separate country". Maybe you are looking at user dorialee00's comments?

  • @LHFxCKY

    i dislike taiwan people.

    but it is a separate country. PRC have never ruled taiwan

    they vote her their president;

    they have their own currency,army.

  • @dorialee00 Hey Doria, aren't you tired of this? I never said that the PRC ruled Taiwan ever. I am not being political in any way. I'm just saying Taiwan and China's cultures are from the same source. Let's call that ancient China, which the island of Taiwan was actually part of at many points in history. Relax. Have a Happy Chinese New Year by the way.

  • @dorialee00 go learn your history. PRC has never ruled taiwan because Chang Kai Shek ran away to Taiwan and ruled it. Ever since, the United States has been supporting it like a puppet, making the return to China challenging. How is it a country?

    That goes, i am Chinese-Canadian. I have a lot of respect for Taiwanese culture and love Taiwanese cuisine. Taiwan is ethnicially Chinese. That said, they have their own respective culture.

  • @da5families who the fuck r u to decide? r u taiwanese? u're a fucking chinese canadian.. do u belong to china or england? show some respect dipshit

  • @sluttynuts i find it interesting a uneducated uncivilized guy with a name 'sluttynuts' is giving me a lecture. 1) learn to spell. 2)swearing doesn't get your point across 3) ...what the FUCK does England have to do with it? 4)what does this have to do with showing respect?

    typical fuckin internet troll hiding behind a screen

  • @da5families uneducated? it's a user name dickhead wow what would be an educated user name? professor fondsworth? 1. yawn, 2. yawn again. 3. go read a book maybe u'll find out that canada is still "crown land" and if u still don't know what that means then u should maybe stick to ur meat paddy flipping job and not discuss things on the internet. 4. see u dont' even know what "respecting others" mean, r u taiwanese? were u born in taiwan? did u or ur family contribute to taiwan in anway?

  • @sluttynuts hmm stupid nickname. why are you using numbers like me? be original.

    dude, i've met tons of internet trolls online, i've never met one like you...you don't make any sense and you can't spell properly. how do you expect the opposition to take you seriously..

  • @da5families i make alot of sense, u're just too dumb to understand them, be gone retard

  • @sluttynuts its 'you're; NOT 'u're'. who's the dumb one?

    Who the hell cares, Taiwan is not a country. who the fuck are you to say anything? you're useless in the world of 6 billion people. every member of society is a productive economic and social member..what are you, someone who spends time on the internet yapping? LOL. be gone sponge.

  • @da5families not then who the fuck r u to say anything about taiwan's sovereignty? do i come and tell u u're a fucking retard that doesn't deserve to live? do i come in and tell u u're a dead shit fuckhead that lives in a western world but thinks taiwan should be ruled under a vicious chinese regime? seriously if china is so awesome why the fuck r u in canada? think for a minute dickhead

  • @sluttynuts im da5families. who are you?

  • @dorialee00 well all Taiwanese ppl dislike you stupid PRC or shit man all thing all fake besides lier 黑心阿

  • @samuel07052003

    我以前以為雖然台灣人跟大陸人說同一種語言,但台灣人應該不一樣­的.

    但後來發現台灣人根本同現在大陸自由行一樣令人討厭.

  • @LHFxCKY

    本人非常不喜歡台灣人,

    我不是中国人,但也是華人.

    不想第一個民主的華人社會就這樣被法西斯極權國家所吞拼.

    

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  • @LHFxCKY

    誰是兄?誰是弟?

    .

    就算是一家人,成大後都會各自成家立室.

    .

    統一了,才不會團結.

  • @LHFxCKY

    大陸喱自我作賤,喜歡被中共軍國主義暴政統治是你們的事.

    覺得特別cheap,自我歧視,認為中国人不配有民主

    但別扯其他華人下水.別人很高質素.活在文明,民主社會.

    奴隸就是喜歡拉其他人下水

  • Hong Kong is super marvelous, hella sophisticated metropolitan city..

  • colonialism works.

  • @smoochym

    it's capitalism and free market, not colonialism.

  • hahaha Hey !!! HEY!!!!

  • I am a Hong Konger and I like Russel Peters a lot.

    But in case some people can't tell Peters is joking when he said there are no Chinese comedians in HK, I would like to point out that Chinese stand up comedy has been one of the most popular form of entertainment in HK for a long time. It's just that all the shows are in Cantonese and the jokes are mostly about local HK issues, therefore it is difficult for non-HKers to enjoy.

    Thanks for uploading.

  • If you want a Chinese Man to speak proper English try shaking them for 30 Seconds.

  • too good!!!

  • SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HILARIOUS!

  • funniest shit ever. EVER!

  • His impression sounded like Peter Chao haha

  • HAHAHAHAH LMAFAO He's china man expression was da best ' hey, hey' haha clasic

  • HAHAHA HE ROCKS MAN! The best imitation of a Cantonese accent. LOVE IT

  • sorry man, there are great comedians in hong kong...

  • This is awesome - very funny. His accent is amazing. However, can anyone explain the 'your mother' joke to me - I don't actually get it!

  • "Your mama's so fat, that when she jump for joy, she got stuck!" meaning she's really fat lol

  • Yes, that's usually the point of these jokes! So when 'she gets stuck' in this one, she is too fat to get off the ground - is that right? It is not as immediately obvious to me as many other yo mama jokes.

  • Can you speak chinese? "puk guy"

  • Hey, if you think that's funny, than you better have a try on speaking Cantonese!!

    i believe it will be as funny as you think in our views!

  • so fucking funny

  • Hi clairee

  • Hiiii gajen[:

  • Your father's d*ck is so big that when he hump for joy... he get stuck!

  • 1:12

  • 1:13

  • perfect cantonese accent

  • Hey there are a few renown comedians in Hong Kong...

  • RUSSELL PETERS IS THE BEST

  • 5 stars

  • This man is so damn good. I love him. Makes me laugh all the time.....wicked.

  • Hey...Hey Excscuse me...Ur Moader is sooo fat...That when she jump for joy...She got stuck

    fank you....

    Lol

  • RP IS THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

  • "your friend and i..."

    if you and him wanna come back thats fine"

    XD

  • Hong Kong's motherland is England, just like India :D

  • not cool :(

  • Parvaneha, Hong Kong was under China's control until the end of the Opium War, where they lost to the English and were forced to give them Hong Kong until 1997.

  • Sheesh, like I didn't know that. Okay, China is HK's motherland, but England was their foster mom. And now China is gonna child abuse HK again. Not cool man.

  • Haha, yea pretty much

  • good point

    some ppl think mother genetics will always be mother even if bad (like my dads mum...)

    some believe non genetic ppl who are nice are better than own blooded evil ppl...

    but that is just from ur pt...i dont think china is bad mum...

  • @Parvaneha

    china is no hong kong real mother, she is fake

  • @JoTheFreakinLo

    before the opium war, my motherland is not communist.......

    the communist hate china culture.

    she is our fake mother

  • @JoTheFreakinLo

    before 1997, hong kong is a colony of england

    after 1997, we are colony of china....

  • @dorialee00

    fuck prc, they don't know how to run hong kong. fuck england too,

    but they left behind a system that worked, it's proven that the chinese can launch an economy to a global status w/ free market, democracy, and capitalism.

    People's Republic of China is the fake China.

    The real China w/ historical legitimacy, EVERYONE, should be REPUBLIC OF CHINA (currently resorted to Taiwan).

  • @bigfatdick5000 Republic of China (Taiwan) is the real China? Who's gonna believe that?

  • @dorialee00 Are you stupid?  Hong Kong belongs to China?

  • @gabrielleung

    no. iam hongkonger, not chinese.

  • @dorialee00 Oh so people in Hong Kong are not chinese.  You don't speak chinese? You don't write chinese? 白癡

  • @gabrielleung

    i speaking cantonese.

    mainland chinese think only Mandarin= chinese.

  • @dorialee00 跟你講話真的浪費時閒。我就看,看你的臺灣什麽時候都是要回歸。

    And there will be a time when America can no longer protect even its own interests. And at that point in time, Taiwan will be a helpless squirrel.

  • @gabrielleung wtf?

  • @dorialee00 another hong konger here

  • how does that even make sense lol

  • This is funny, his Cantonese accent is brilliant!

    But doesn't he know Hong Kong belonged to England for over 150 years (till 1997)? And that's why most of the HK people can speak English, unlike the mainland Chinese?

  • how is that a cantonese accent?

  • he iz FUNNY

  • He is funny.

  • see derekd2112 too - cool

  • You guys suck man ! Can't you see it's FUNNY ? Sow what if he makes fun of people, he makes fun with arabs to, you don't see me cry like you guys ! Stop crying, start havin' fun !

  • I'm from Hong Kong and it really disappoints me how most of you guys from HK can't take a joke.

  • dude chill I find funny russel Peters funny as hell I get all his jokes his point on the subject of your mother soo fat is just a viewpoint on most of the americans I mean that what they aspect from the chinese to do comedy the you seldom see comedians in asia countries even I as a chinese can't even picture my own race doing comedy. Its simply not us but I will hopefully be the first famous chinese comedian in America

  • He does the best english speaking chinese accent, actually he does all the asian accents brilliantly.

  • dude they'll get it if its in chinese..

    i didn't find the vid offensive.. more like saying we have no humor.. dude maybe that's cuz ENGLISH ISN'T OUR FIRST LANGUAGE.... jerks

  • the mother joke means, that shes so fat she cant jump..

    do you understand usausausa

    she jumps, right, and she gets stuck, you with me, because she is fat.

    the joke make sense, i know this may be confusing

  • no, that's not the point of russell's joke, but way to try and sound smart and condescending.

  • hahha it actually is the point

    and thanks man

  • "Me and my friend will come back."

    "Your friend and I."

  • this is so funny!! even though im chinese but i was born in england nd omghe spoke jst lyk most chinese do hahaha PMSL!!!

  • i agree with you luckyx777 hong kongers seriously have no humor. i showed my hong kong cousins how to jerk and just thought americas are crazyy

  • lolobviousracisttroll

  • Dude youre the major ass! Quite being a racist basterd!!!

  • Great bit! Love it!

  • hehehehe so funny.. i love this...people who cannot relate and find this offensive are retarded.

  • hong kongers have no humor, so a lot of them will find this offensive. hong kongers don't get a joke unless you make it real obvious, like a potty joke.

  • OMG AHAHAHAHA! im from hk and i thought this was hilarious! russell kicks ass XDD

  • i know some of you are are angry but its just comedy be a man

  • I am from HK and I think its funny

    no need to be so sensitive, just laugh

  • Hong Kong chinese are racialist

    they pretend to be westernized

    Most have NO sense of humour

    and 99% are back stabbers

    They'll laugh in front of you

    They don't want to be CRITIZED !

    Spare a Jew,Kill the Bloody Chinese

    without any though as they are all Leaches of society

    I am from HKG too !!!

  • man that is not true

    you call ppl from hong kong racist and here you are being racist about them making up all these stereotypes and do you have proof?

  • he bags out every race, especially his own!!! ?? what eff are you ppl talking bout. .

  • wow u guys r fucking retarded. this is COMEDY

  • guys guys.. have a sense of humour..

    im from Hong Kong too, but this is just comedy.

    screw racism, sexist, whatsoever .. for humour's sake. Russel is in no way racist or anything like that, seen him live.. and hes a real nice guy!

  • agreed. Russel makes fun of all races including his own. its just comedy guys we gotta learn to laugh at ourselves once in a while. i'm from hong kong too.

  • We do have comedians , though it is not very common, probably because of our inherent difficult and serious nature. ( Yes We are all workaholics FYI ) plus the fact that they all speak Cantonese. Dayo Wong 黃子華 being one of the famous ones but his stand ups have so many slangs that they are not fun under translation and sometimes even to people speaking the dialect but have not lived in HK.

  • Stephen Chow is not a comedian

    the comedian he talked about was the stand up type

    like Jan Lamb, Wong Ji Wa, those kind

    but those ones would be too busy for Russell Peters

    and you guys have to know

    this guy even diss his own people, so is not really a racist thing that he do

  • Why don't you try to say Chinese?

    我地香港人英文都係第二語言

    So do you think that all Hong Kong people having the same English level?

    返屋企學好中文先好講野啦

  • why don't you try to speak in Chinese? 我唔知你講咩太多懶音呢

  • your a noob

  • Don't be so arrogant you fool.

  • suck my brown cock pig

  • Hey, I am from Hong Kong, no, am not dumb sir!

  • No comedian? Shit, he doesn't even know Stephen Chow?

  • omg hahahahah

    kinda like a racist but funny

  • just not funny

  • fuckin racists see how chinses people would do that to u

  • Im trying to understand... are you actually offended by this video or are you being sarcastic?

  • It maybe a little racist but it's required if you were to be a comedian these days.

    It appears to me that people from the younger generation are much more "mature" than my generation used to be.

  • i agree with you. it may be racist but i know it's just comedy so i don't take it personally even if i'm chinese.

  • dam he has the best fobbish voice impersonation ever!

  • russel peters is a genius

  • YOUR FRIEND AND I

  • u muda so fat

  • well, there r quite a lot of local comedians in Hong Kong maybe he just did not notice that..

    though hes a racist but hes really funny