Russell Howard - Live At The Apollo - Part 1 of 2

[DrSeaannnO]

Looks like Jay from the inbetweeners.

[InvestxMusic]

PHILIP LOOK AT ME I AM A STAMP!

[TheLittleBlueBoxx]

He is so goddamn hot <3

[Tr0llFace666]

So damn fit. <3

[FlameFeathers]

The "get the kid that's afraid of dogs a dog" gimmick does work ... sometimes

[Hagathorthegr8]

He's really refined his techniques since then, awesome

[4evaKerrie]

My garage is funkier 

[MrAeris7]

Love that T-Shirt.

[ClassicMusique1]

Omg, he is funny! He seems a bit American though.

[Howlofthewolves]

Lost

[Howlofthewolves]

@xdeadmauzx did you research that when you were bored? And I actually find him funny, if you only came here to make a bad point, my best advice is for you to get

[jakshallburn]

Please check out my stand-up videos, I'd really appreciate it! Thanks :D

[spannerotoole]

Schadenfraude.

[onnabugeisha007]

He's a hotter version of Steve Merchant, IHMO.

[Bot23]

@onnabugeisha007 But much less funny. In fact he's less funny than cancer.

[izzyGO52]

@Bot23 WOW so really funny then

[butzvig]

lol what colour does a smurf go when u strangle it BAMBOOZLED

[Livv1010]

Russell Howard you gorgeous man

[xDeadmauZx]

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Female 13-17

Yup, as expected, overrated comedian who gets by by being "hot"

[izzyGO52]

Same Russell's a f**king comedic legend!!! He's awesome like moi ;) >.<

[RobIsDaBoi]

Well I guess I must be the lowest of the low as I find this hilarious

[georgiabickley]

Legend

[georgiabickley]

Amazing hahahahhaha

[markLrrn95]

haha what a legend :)



[musicfan5138008]

am i the ony one watching this with the snowflakes on?

[ComicTheUntitled]

Leonidas' army disliked this.

[TheSackboy55]

publicanimal9 you say that, yet you named yourself public animal

What the FUCK is wrong with you

And also it will prove you're sad of you come back here and reply to me after dissing two people you don't know

[whatevar862]

@TheSackboy55 AMEN! did u c wat he said to me yeah wellif im so stupid how comes in year 6 i was a level seven and still am in yr 7

[JessieeJks]

"Why am I going out with a Hobbit?"

Hahaha, oh Russell!

And to all the people that are hating on him:

you should watch Russell Howard's Good News, he's hilarious!

[silverbrumbyfan]

Old folks home dressed as death, i know someone who has a black cloak and they didn't realize they were standing outside the doctors and there were quite a few people coming out, it was dark

[freckcook]

If you don't like it then don't watch it u fucking morons.We're not making you watch it ! So why waste your life commenting on videos you think are shit.Just coz you don't like something that other people find funny doesn't mean they're stupid. If he was as rubbish as you think he is then he wouldn't have sell out tours and loads of fans. So if this is all you can do in your spare time I'd say get a fucking life and leave us alone what you say isn't gonna make us change our views.

[publicanimal9]

@freckcook If you enjoy this rearded shit then you need to grow up. Howard is the lowest common denominator. He is not talented, he is not funny and he will never make it big....at least not until incest becomes legal.

[MrManguy17]

@publicanimal9 chill man, whats it matter to you if people find it funny?

[whatevar862]

@publicanimal9 you said my mum was an idiot then how comes she was the only person in her group to get her degree in nursing with distinction and then you said i had a low IQ kay then name as many people as you can who r in year 6-7 that get level 7s evry test in science. Nah cant think of many can ya and ont make things up cos i know how likely in is. So if i were you i would shut the fuck up you retarded knob

[whatevar862]

@freckcook Ikr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darcymaywhitaker]

I know the answer

Q. What colour does a smurf go if you strangle it?

A. It turns RAAAAAAINBOOOOOW (Rainbow)

I was trying to make it dramatic

and I cant eat in the bedroom :(

[RichGriffiths99]

As funny as a week of incessant rain. When did it become a pre-requisite for all comedians to look like cool history students?

[laneyloopey]

"Don't go outside! It's full of queers, blacks and crime!"

[mrsdoctorsong]

Ur a legend rus

[Seacadetguy]

@welshgirlism i so agree

[DisneyGirl4Ever98]

@publicanimal9 I'd like to see you do better :p

[dcotte561]

Im pretty sure foxes cant do the V's? :)

[nothuman100]

''Its not natural''.... ''Your flying'' lol lol

[Darkus37]

Oh, you found that funny noise Russell, the pug that goes "Geeh"

[iisbillybob]

@publicanimal9 y did u even watch it just to say he wasn't funny?

[publicanimal9]

Russell Howard is not funny. People who think he is are scum. The lowest of the low!

[TheDaiko7]

@publicanimal9, Care to explain that point? Everyone is entitled to their own opinion in the end, so how is it that because one persons opinion differs from yours, they become the 'lowest of the low'?

[questcecestlepoint]

@publicanimal9 Haha, I bet even people who aren't fans now hate you :)

[TheEliseylou]

@publicanimal9 Hello? You dont have to watch him? Dont you have a mind of your own you lunatic!?

[publicanimal9]

@TheEliseylou I have no choice. The talentless albino fuck-wit keeps appearing on sky tv! That's what prompted me to come here and address the morons who keep encouraging him! You're pathetic you know that? Grow up!

[TheEliseylou]

@publicanimal9 Oi! I WILL NOT BE SPOKEN TO LIKE SOME BLOODY MUD ON THE BOTTOM OF YA SHOE! YOUR BEIN A PRAT! You knew you would get abuse for saying that but you did it anyway! If i dont like something on tv I DONT WATCH IT! Your the one that needs to BLOODY GROW UP COS EVERYONE LIKES DIFFERENT THINGS!

[whatevar862]

@TheEliseylou AMEN!

[whatevar862]

@TheEliseylou seriously what a knob

[whatevar862]

@publicanimal9 go fuck ur mum u bloddy knob. russell howard is brilliant and he doesnt keep apearing on sky you motherfucker. I HAVE SKY TV and I watch it and I watch it a lot so i know whats on and whats off. if anything ur the fuck-wit. do u have ur own telly show- no

are u rich- no

r u famous- NO

do u have loads of mega fans- N-O!!!!so seriously i sugest you shut ur pissing trap cos i aint taking dis crap

[publicanimal9]

@whatevar862 Exactly the sort of infantile response I'd expect from a cretin that enjoys this shit. Go back to reading your copy of The Sun (or News of the World) you brainless proletarian. Cretins like you represent evrything that's wrong with the UK these days. If only your slob parents had used a prophylactic then the average IQ quotient for the UK would be a little higher. Shame.

[whatevar862]

@publicanimal9 fyi: news of the world is gone cos of the phone hacking scandal and have already printed the last copy. and 2 i dont even read that newspaper. Have you been living in a ditch for the past few years. And while you were there did you happen to lose ALL your sence of humour

[publicanimal9]

@whatevar862 'sence' is that Sun-reading cretin talk for sense? Anyone who enjoys Howard needs to be rounded up and shot. You chavs are giving British people a bad name!

[izzyGO52]

@publicanimal9 It's nice to hear the good old British moaning once again :) it's also nice that it's not about queuing... 'cause everyone knows how we love to moan :D

[Kadeerthejanitor]

@publicanimal9 I'm from Australia. You are giving me a far worse impression of the UK than he is.

Since Russell is bothering you with his frequent TV appearances, you might as well take the opportunity to improve your life by unplugging the idiot box and chucking it in the attic. Use the extra time to read books, practice trombone, cook healthier meals, go for walks and so on. You know, improve yourself so you're not such a sad waste of carbon.

[publicanimal9]

@Kadeerthejanitor Seems your idiot parents are brother and sister.

[biss14able]

@publicanimal9 amn right hes shit!!

[KingsWorld2010]

@biss14able - shut it, he's fucking good. Can you do better? NO -then piss off.

[biss14able]

@KingsWorld2010 dry ur eyes m8!!!

[biss14able]

@KingsWorld2010 oh yeah "wot do u call postman pat without a job" PAT hahahahahahahahahahahaha i am fucking halarious!!!!! thats funnier than anything this guys ever said!!!!joking by the way!!

[welshgirlism]

@publicanimal9 people who hate and dislike are scum. not the ones who love and admire him. why don't you like him mr scummy ass?

[whatevar862]

@publicanimal9 and ur calling us scum. Take a good hard look at ur self before saying that to anyone. just cos u dont like it doesnt make anyone who does below you. if you dont like it dont watch it cos you have a choise. Its ok to not like things but for fucks sake dont be a dick bout it

[Doctorwhofan1032]

im going to put you in prison!

what with men! think it through! lol

[whatevar862]

@Doctorwhofan1032 I like doctor who 2!!! and Russell Howard :)

[2009Cornishgirl]

"Phillip, look at me! I'm a stamp!" Laughed soooo much

[TBVikingPrincess]

I'm going to marry this man:')

[Emsicle3D]

@TBVikingPrincess, I am most likely younger than u, If u do, I will like this 1 million times

as a marriage present.

[whatevar862]

@TBVikingPrincess not if i marry him first xx :)

[SianiBryn95]

And BREATHE Russell! He's talking faster than me! And that is hard to do:P

[kingofmonra]

I was going to laugh at these jokes, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[DidierMarin18]

ummm... i would have found it funny if only he slowed down... do all british people talk that fast? although the few parts i managed to understand i found funny...

[BakedOnATrueStory]

The BRITS are so terribly NOT FUNNY! Sorry guys but your comedy BLOWS!

[biss14able]

@BakedOnATrueStory this guy blows please tell me ur not american!!

[06akwaba]

@BakedOnATrueStory that's not true... it's just that different countries find certain things less or more funny, to us he's funny and the other day i was watching steve hofstetter and he wasnt that funny

[whatevar862]

@BakedOnATrueStory Yeah well most of ur films are shit. you said being human was your original idea when we were on series 3 and BTW we have a different comedy style we dont do wacky

[Animalcrossing95]

PHILLIP! LOOK AT ME... IM A STAMP!

XD

[hegs2]

I want him in my bed, he's beautiful AND funny :O

[HiperactiveZombie]

"it's not natural!!"

"you're flying."

[courgettey]

would love to be that microphone :)

[EmEmilyC]

@biss14able Frankie Boyle is boring, russell is hilarious and gorgeous/pengus!

[biss14able]

@EmEmilyC he is a gorgeous boy like!! ffrankie b was the only reason to watch mock the week he is no 1!!

[EmEmilyC]

@Biss14able HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT hes awesome! He's way funnier that lee Evans! Have you ever watched Russell howards good news?!

[biss14able]

@EmEmilyC i find him embarassing cringing an irratating its pathetic humour, ive seen his good news thats awful aswell!! i can understand girls fancying him like my bird does but hes not funny!! i dnt like lee evans either frankie boyle all the way!!

[biss14able]

hes shite!!

[biss14able]

@completepancake cunt

[completepancake]

russell howard lives in bristol OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[biss14able]

russell howards about as funny as cancer, hes embarassing to watch, i cringe lisrening to his shit jokes!!!



[completepancake]

@biss14able twat

[whatevar862]

@biss14able Havent you seen that video that says its ok 2 not like thing s its ok BUT DONT BE A DICK ABOUT IT seriously youve shared ur opinion that it isnt 4 you now stop critizising the fact that other peeps like it

[xXBlueFeatherzXx]

xD

[ZolaRegineww931]

lol i am very talented and open

[KnowlesSteph]

hahahahaha i love him :D did a very good scouse accent...<3

[runescapian1999]

but what is the opposite to opposite ha consider yourself bamboosled sir haha pure legend made 4 the stage

[muchosmerc]

Russel Howard is a fuckwit.

[superblobface123]

I think that im inlove with him!!

[legoreviewer1]

I Never understood the fox bit

[claudiakelly95]

hey i talk about russell in my new video! come see?

[TheLikeableDude]

lol at 1:08, russell howard dropping the kids off, haha

[LostGameAssassin]

@TheLikeableDude Wtf?

[strpr0wng]

russell howards routine:

tell joke

do impression

hope people laugh

[MissBubblesRose]

@strpr0wng Not hope, make.

[whatevar862]

@MissBubblesRose AMEN

[Animalcrossing95]

'Ere....Don't feed the pigeons!.......

XD!!!

[Harmless1Sin]

"Its not natural! You're flying" lol

[WDRUM123]

he NAILED that scouse accent :P

[happigirl10000]

I think he likes the word 'genuinely' :)

[minimelXX101]

"ahh sorry mate i thought u was a muzzy!!!" love that bit lol

[BooooooomBooooooooom]

Subscirbed!

[000FunGirl000]

Yup, DEFINATELY in love... ;) x

[gilbertow100]

This man is stunningly talentless.

[TheMonobrowMan]

Ilovehim

[DubstepOverdose]

i'm i the only guy watching this video? the fuck

[dizzin0nz]

"Stop doing that, its not natural"!!!!...."Your Flying" lol lmao

[customcartoons]

Ramone, let's do the bad thing! ^_^

[Barby74061]

also the woman of your dreams

[bethbieberrr]

he's good, but you can't beat Lee Evans ;]

[sydneymassive]

wow, just when I thought British people couldn't be any less funny or any more ugly.

[OhmyAbcole]

Russell Howard is fit.

[br0kenclocks]

@sydneymassive f*ck off. you're just saying that cuz you are ugly...........

[LostGameAssassin]

@sydneymassive Idiot

[whatevar862]

@sydneymassive FUCK OFF. Stop being a knob

[ptorafael]

He´s so hot. I need a cold shower now.

[jojacool1997]

lucky microphone !!!!!!

[calisinator]

who watches russelll howards good news !!!

[NFSRACER63]

@calisinator me!!!

[calisinator]

russell is the best comedian on the planet!!!

[zethos100]

not funny at all, just not funny

[STARRS961]

Same jokes from mock the week

[Missmegiimoo]

ear dont feed the pigeons honestley marie his dick was so big i wanted to phone you !!! <3 i love russell howard xxxxx

[superjoe1980]

He's not that funny....charming I'll give him that...but that's it

[amberliegh7]

luv u russel horward!!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[TebbiEm1599]

Russell Howard is gorgeous!<3

[TebbiEm1599]

@TebbiEm1599 and he is really funny!

[MissEgasMoniz]

Yawn....this English douche bag is not funny. Really annoying voice too.

[biss14able]

@MissEgasMoniz he really is bad i dont get how ppl find this funny its pathetic humour!!

[whotaughtyou]

ALAN CARR YOU DRINK HALLOWEEN IRISH ROYAL GUARDIAN MARK LOMAS QC

taught76

[TheSexytattooedlady]

Meldme-- jus reading bk on your comments your starting to fuck me off!! God if u really dnt like the man or his jokes dnt fuckin watch it and instead of spending ur time complaining on here you could be watching the comedians you really like!!!

[whatevar862]

@TheSexytattooedlady THANK YOU!! WHY CANT PEOPLE THINK OF THAT THEMSELVES. instead of being fucktards and critizising otheer peeps choises why cant they just watch what they like

[TheSexytattooedlady]

Krass313- haha dnt find it funny dnt watch it then go clean shit for all I care

[chel090]

looooove all the stupid voices he puts on;')

[Genesis3Chi]

he wore that top on Mock The Week

[MrNaanBread]

OMG fit i want your babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZenkaTheMyth]

He's hilarious in mock the week and good news, but the fact he does the same jokes over and over on stand ups makes them dry.

[BKS134]

Russ u fitty

[CassidyLL1995]

when did he get so fit?! 

[xxRAPIDZxx9]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha soooooooooo funny

[MaddiTehVampireGleek]

He's funny!:-)

[Pearlwig]

I'm feel the same as many others.I don't find this guy funny at all.

[capplesauce]

I'm trying, but i'm just too horny! He made my belly fizz!

:P

[xxharajukuloverxx]

He is the definition of the word 'impish'

[lemonadebaby199]

I love how he says 'Awkerd'.

[alexisvaughn111]

the 285 people that disliked this? Yeah, it's the ENTIRE staff of The Daily Express

[Reecey42]

thumbs up if michael mcintyre sent you here

[minifruit90]

3:30, facebook bleep :)

[MrHeslopian]

Russell Howard is just a heaping bundle of lovely, a charming, witty, light-hearted man. Plus he's impossibly handsome. Born to be on the stage.

[azzerrrr]

@MrHeslopian soooooo you do go all the way?

[QPRTokyo]

He is much better these days



[krass313]

OMG.... i rather clean a pile of mud than watch this

[TheMegashibby]

@krass313 OMG.... you dont have good comedy taste :L

[TheLiberalKnight]

Just not funny, how can anyone find him funny...

[thomas99999able]

awkward to top comments same

[SmokingCures]

People need to stop giving thumbs up to spasticated commenters who cant form a sentence

[EIOL342]

Is it just me, or am I so jealous of that microphone..?

[joemcquadeone]

conan???

[laddyliam]

es divertido ^_^

[TheCupcakeyGoodness]

@laddyliam

Omg Totally!

[ellenmelon771]

lmao I love Russell Howard so much, but he looks so much fitter when he spikes his hair up, like on Good news. XD xXx <3

[meldme]

It says something about the intelligence of some people in our country who find this twerp even remotely funny. He's like a loud, hyperactive prat at the pub who can't shut up, probably laughs at his own farts and basically just gets on everyone's tits. His demographic surely must be children between the ages of 8-11 and adults who are as thick as two short planks. But hat's off to Russell, he's managed to make a small fortune out of being crap.

[TheDean2110]

@meldme dude seriously fuck off... we don't care if you don't like him, we have a different sence of humour, deal with it, instead of spending moments of your life complaining about not finding him funny... there is no point to it.

[colinfilthy]

@TheDean2110 Dude, seriously, he's still not funny.

[meldme]

@TheDean2110 - Last time I checked people are entitled to voice positive or negative feedback on here. And much to your chagrin, I will continue to do so. If you don't like it, why don't you, yourself, erm, go away in short, jerky movements. As for my sense of humour, I have a very eclectic one. Bill Hicks, Stewart Lee, Lee Evans, Johnny Vegas, Sean Lock, Ed Byrne, Frankie Boyle, Peter Kaye (and many others) - all funny. This guy - shite.

[meldme]

@TheDean2110 - Last time I checked people are entitled to voice positive or negative feedback on here. And much to your chagrin, I will continue to do so. If you don't like it, why don't you, yourself, erm, go away in short, jerky movements. As for my sense of humour, I have a very eclectic one. Bill Hicks, Stewart Lee, Lee Evans, Johnny Vegas, Sean Lock, Ed Byrne, Frankie Boyle, Peter Kaye (and many others) - all funny. This guy - shite.

[dobkayaker]

@meldme Different strokes for different folks, but I don't think Lee Evans fits in with the rest of that list. I also don't see how the rest of them could be described as 'eclectic', but not Russell. His topics range from sex to politics and adolescence to food.