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  • @Paranoidave haha I disagree with u on a lot of points, but holy shit your funny! The way you seem to stir shit up and piss people off just by expressing an opinion is an art form in itself!

  • fucking psycho has his own world...yeah i understand what you stands for....but dont insult others likes it makes your life ruin..

  • @TheMikhael1991 ...Uh what?

  • OMG you have to be kidding me... so you are talking about decent metal, rock, hip hop, jazz....... and then you listen to fucking grindcore¿? Incredible....

  • @psicobot

    what? do open-minded people scare you or something?

  • @Paranoidave No, It's just common sense!! I can afford with brutal death metal... but grindcore at its finest is not even music, only noises put together -.-

  • @psicobot

    Well from the sound of it there's a lot of Jazz and electronic stuff that you'd probably have the same opinion of then. Not forgetting the "Musique Concrete" movement of the early 20th century.

    like it or not Grindcore is music. Not all music is happy little melodies you can whistle while walking to the post office. It's an art form.

  • I agree, getting hammered fucking rocks!

  • SCREW ALL YAW GRAND FUNK RAILROAD FTW

  • Isn't this that song off of that Mortal Kombat movie whenever Baraka appears?

  • Hey there, I know trivium previously sounded metalcore and such in their earlier albums but now their sound is alot different and I wouldn't really call it metalcore and Maybe not so many emo's or 'little fags' listen to them so do you still hate them that much and think they are shit? Is it the music they are making you don't like still?

  • i am not gonna make the assumption that you do or do not know anything about metal, but what i am gonna say is, you could be just saying that you know alot about metal when judging by; the videos that you make, the way you seem to just slate trivium all the time (which is gettin to the point where it looks like jealousy) it sounds like you have no idea what you are talking about, forgive me if i am wrong

  • I think defending trivium and their ilk makes it sound as if you have no idea what YOU'RE talking about....they really are just pretty bland and boring as metal goes. Nothing special.

    I don't slate Trivium "all the time" I made 2-3 videos in 2006.....please get some perspective on this and quite trying to demonise anyone who, rightly so, doesn't like a very very dull band.

  • that still doesn't prove that you know alot about metal...and yes 2-3 videos is still quite alot. but in some of my other comments i said people have "other opinions" so what if people think that triviums music is not bland and boring? what gives you the right to change that? not saying you are trying to, but jesus christ you are going to a extraordinary length to prove your point. and please just because i like trivium along with 100's of other metal bands doesn't mean that i don't know metal.

  • however it doesn't DISPROVE that I don't know a lot about it either. What would you have me do "oh mighty richster2332 absolutel dictator of what is metal"? take a fucking "metal quiz" or something? Become on a contestant on a special episode of "the weakest link" with Tony Iommi presenting it....

    You're going to a rather excessive legnth to prove yours. You say I'm entitled to my opinion...then fucking let me have it and shut up already.

  • the great thing about youtube is that you can't make me shut up. i am only doing what you are doing, lets say beating you at your own game, well i wouldn't say beating you, but playing you at it. if your gonna come on here and say shit about something that i like, then i will do to you, two can play at this game...you just don't like the fact that someone is getting you off your high horse

  • The funniest thing about this whole situation is the fact YOU'RE the one on the high horse and are completely oblivious to it. I make fun of a band you like and you act as if I shot your mum. Make fun of bands I like, I couldn't give a fuck, I only pointed it out earlier because you said "no-one should ever criticize bands" then proceeded to do so......

  • lol your point = invalid, 1st: i never said you should never criticise a band. 2nd: it is that are oblivious to being on the high horse. and 3rd: learn how to spell criticise. you write all these big words and then you can't even spell that. shameful.

  • I use firefox...which has a US-based spellchecker..automatically changes it to the yank spelling.

    While we're on the subject of language, care to tell me what "it is that are oblivious to being on the high horse." means?

    I might make the occasional typo, but at least I can string words together without it sounding like a bad kung-fu movie.....

    If you've nothing against criticising bands....why do you give so much of a shit if I do it to a band you like? You're grabbing at straws. It shows.

  • and no bullshit, grabby-at-straws, re-wording-what-I-Just-Said-to­-you reply. No. If you're apparently all for freedom of speech, and everyone having their own opinion...why do you care so much if one random guy doesn't like a band you do?

  • because, you are not showing it as your opinion, you are saying it as if it is fact. maybe if you were abit more diverse? abit more open minded instead of being such a narrow minded childish git, who has nothing better to do than slate trivium, when (and everyone knows this) there are worse bands about, for example a7x, atreyu, and fucking other shitty kiddy metalcore bands...you know that, i know that

  • .......This is what I'm confused about it. How can I NOT show it as my opinion? I said/typed it....therefore it is my opinion.

    Don't have a go at me because you can't put 2 and 2 together and figure out "the Things people say are typically their own opinions". As I said...I'm not gonna bubblewrap or sugarcoat it by constantly emphasizing that it's my opinion.....because to anyone with half a braincell it should be fucking obvious.

  • And as for Narrow-Minded? LMAO.

    I don't see many other metalheads listening to a shit load of Hip-Hop, Indie, A bunch of Electronic Genres or going to Oasis/Kasabian Gigs and Psy-Trance Raves......

    In my eyes (<---look I'm pointing out it's an opinion for you because you have trouble understanding these things!!) Trivium ARE just another shitty kiddy metalcore band, so why should they be treated differently?

  • because they are not? is the crusade metalcore? no, is shogun? no, yes ascendancy and ember to inferno was, personally i think those albums are extremely weak. but you need to sort out what is metalcore and what is not, does trivium post crusade sound like fucking kse? no, nothing like it. anyone with half a braincell could tell that

  • "Down from the Sky" could EASILY be a KSE song....they're not PURE Metalcore but hey...neither are any of those bands you mentioned previously.

    But now you're just trying to find something to complain about because that last comment of mine proved your entire little spaz attack was a fallacy and now you're just brushing it off as if nothing happened.

    The end. Get over it.

  • fallacy? how the fuck was it a fallacy? and i am not acting as if nothing happened, im just putting different points in. you cannot deny me that right, considering you did aswell with your little metalcore moment. down from the sky sounds like nothing that kse have done, if you think that then you are obviously a retard. if you are just trying to solve these little arguments with more arguments then you sir are sad...

  • How was it a fallacy? Pretty simple actually if you stop crying for 2 seconds and look at the information and evidence presented.

    You are mad at me because you THINK the information I present in my videos is presented as fact....when (as with everything ever done by anyone on the internet ever) it is obviously just one guys opinion.

    Therefpre you are angry at me for a reason that does not exist anywhere else but your own misunderstanding of the situation.

    Capische?

  • Also both Trivium and KSE are metalcore. This is not to say they sound IDENTICAL because it's kind of EXPECTED for 2 different bands to sound...different (even within the same genre)

    Let me ask you if they're not metalcore, what are they.....certainly not thrash, one listen to any Kreator album will sort that confusion out for you.

    Stylistically I can't think where they'd fit in unless you use more than one sub-genre prefix (which you don't need unless you're extremely anal and pedantic)

  • no they are not thrash, anyone whos not retarted understands that. they are just metal, no core, no death, no thrash, just plain good old metal. it is so obvious that shogun or the crusade sounds like nothing else metalcore, but people as ignorant as some think they are....

  • I'd say it's pretty ignorant and close-minded to DENY the pretty obvious Metalcore themes that run in both those albums.

    Whats your problem with metalcore anyway? There are some awesome core bands out there...you're not going to lose any "awesome metalhead points" by accepting that one of the metalcore bands you listen to is, in fact, metalcore.

  • i listen to alot of metalcore bands, still remains, the occasional bfmv song, ectomorph, those are just a few of the metalcore bands i listen to, and trivium sound nothing like them. and in a way when it comes to music i am narrow minded because i only listen to metal, anything that is metal though, i dont listen to computerised r'n'b shit, but i don't go round taking the piss out of those, as it may offend someone, call me light hearted, i don't give a shit..

  • That's fair enough that you don't (even though a lot of computerised music is harder to make than metal...but that's another discussion for another day)

    The whole point of these videos is that if you wanted to....you could.....and any fans of it shouldn't really give a toss because at the end of the day it's JUST music. Problem is we've developed such an image-driven and selfish culture that an attack on something that someone uses to define themselves with, is taken way too personally.

  • do not ever say that computerised music is alot harder to make than metal. sorry but that is insulting. i know people who make r'n'b, speed garage and drum n bass, my brother is one of them, he tells me that its so easy to make the music he does, and he also then tells me, he tried picking up a guitar and playing it for a few months and could not get it at all, other people have told me this also. i have a programme on my computer which i can make music, and its also piss easy...

  • Well then, no offense to your brother, he sucks at making electronic music.

    I find a lot of FM synthesis techniques, MIDI synchronisation, sampling, isolating certain parts as well as mixing a bunch of sounds which have completely different timbres HARDER than picking up a guitar and throwing a few riffs together.

    In terms of skill and technicality, breakcore shits on even the most extreme forms of metal any day of the week.

  • ok you think that. and he doesn't suck, if he sucked he wouldn't have a record deal would he..and no you wouldn't have heard as he only got it the other day. look you truly are not a true metalhead, you look like one, act like one, but you are not a defender of the faith, you are the lowest form of metalhead which is....complete and utter wanker

  • oh your brother who said making electronic music is easy has a record deal...how fucking convenient. Excuse me while I don't believe a single word of that :)

    If guys like you are "true" metalheads then I'm fucking glad I'm not one because you're all narrow-minded, angry, immature little children. End of :D

    "Defender of the faith" do you know how fucking silly you sound saying that?

  • you believe what you want, i will know what is true. and i never watch scuzz its a bag of shit. i am not a narrow minded person, i will listen to occasional r'n'b or drum n bass song, although i know it is completely talentless, and you may call us "little children" but we all know who the immature one is here...you

  • lol "defenders of the faith"

    sounds like the kid takes Judas Priest a tad bit too seriously.

    He's probably a "turbo lover" too haha

  • only when he's "living after midnight" or on occaison "breaking the law"

  • Stop reading Metal Hammer (it's fucking not worth the paper it's printed on), Stop watching Scuzz. Stop acting like a spoilt 7 year old. Discover what metal is FOR YOURSELF. Then come join the rest of us. :)

  • This post....HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

  • ya i listen to these bands becasue i like them and the kind of music you listen to is way more popular everyone pretends its not to try and be different when really all 13 year olds listen to iron maiden and metallic aonly like i did when i was 7 and movied on to music i enjoy more like rammstein system of a down avenged sevenfold trivium laibach

  • what the fuck are you talking about?

  • You really should stop being so Narrow Minded.

  • Besides, as Paranoidave implied it... those videos are his opinions. that means 100% of the things in them are not facts!

  • Anyways, a new Knergizier song kinda makes you a lott better than last year's ParanoiDave

  • Just because Dave isn't as successful as the band he dislikes does not mean he shouldn't have an opinion on them.

    Look at restaurant customers, they may not be as successful as the owners of the restaurant but they still have the right to make a verdict on their work.

  • exactly! If I went into some posh famous chef's restaurant and got served a plate of rotting mice and dog-shit I would naturally complain. I wouldn't expect to be told.

    "Oh, until you open your own restaurant keep your mouth shut becoz u nkow nuthin!!!!"

  • BTW Dave, do you still remember me? from my old account?

  • Sure I does :D "Freddy"

  • Sadly, since i'am on UT right now, i can't compose fast, complex pieces anymore but feel free to watch my generic-ass riffs!

  • nice to see that heres some1 who has his own opinion ... even if i dont agree with u... good work paranoidave

    (@ all pls dont tell me that my english sucks -.- i already know that)

  • Hi. I want to know how to make text-only videos with music like this. Can somebody message me privately and explain to me how? That'd be awesome.

    The tutorials and vids on youtube that I've found on this are not very helpful.

  • Ps. I love all the bands that Dave has made fun of....the videos are still funny as hell.

    PPs. Stop spelling loser as looser.

  • I am sick of how every opinion of a band leads to a huge Internet Brawl

    If your such a huge fan of that band then why does 1 negative response to them even have to affect you.Like its really going to change your oppinion on them anyway.

    We all have our own tastes, and just cause someone says triviums shit doesnt mean we have to start a fight defending the "honour" of a band that doesnt care about you.

    Listen to what you want. Let others listen to what they want.

    And lets all grow up a bit.

  • common man show us your face.

  • i dont really like trivium anymore at all so dont bother blabbing on about my age or what not. but despite having shit recording facilities, that doesnt change the fact that your band sucks... simple riffs, bad singing, bad name.

    WarGazM? seriously?

    ok you played on the word orgasm and replaced the 'or' with a similar sounding word. yeah put alot of thought into it. no you sir haven't much of a clue about what defines a good name or good metal.

    but kudos to your guts.

    i know like

  • ...Wargazm isn't a metal band... :S and it's a kick-ass name. Considering me and the bands sense of humour, most of the lyrical content and our style of music...I'd say it was a PERFECT name. If you can think of anything that sums up "Rock band with a sick sense of humour and disregard for taste" better than that I'd REALLY like to hear it.

    I'm pretty clued up to what makes good metal thank you very much, what makes you think I'm not? because I dislike a few watered down MTV bands? Please....

  • dude, trivium sounds MUCH better than you do, AND theyre much more successful than you are! you have no right to tell them that they suck when your songs make peoples ears bleed! ur just a jealous dick who gets attention by trying to make fun of people much more successful than you are!

  • yeah right i bet youll be making interpretation videos of my band in your moms basement in 3 years while we're out touring...so good luck with that and keep and eye out for Chains of Sanity because thats the next band your going to be jealous of.

    by the way i looked up the bands you mentioned and they are nothing compared to trivium...i hope you keep making fun them...and one day when im touring with them, ill tell them about this and we'll all laugh and enjoy were we are compared to you

  • LMAO!!

    I'm sorry, your naivety GENUINELY tickles me. If you still think Trivium is better than those decent bands I listed then there really is no help for you. I don't live with my parents NOW so why would I in 3 years? dipshit.

    "Chains of Sanity".....that band name isn't retarded at all.

    Ah well....*lol* I wish you guys the "best of luck"....you're really gonna fuckin need it.

  • thanks for the luck...but we dont need it.

    And Chains of Sanity if a much, much better band name than "WarGazM"...and i think anyone would agree with that

  • "Chains of Sanity" sound like i came from the "Local standard metal band name generator" at least wargazm had some thought into it.

    I really REALLY can't wait to hear what you guys sound like :P

  • let me say something to you...im 15 and my band has been together for about 3 monthes...ive been playing guitar and singing for about a year...and im 10x the vocalist you are you stupid fat ass! your band sucks and so does your taste in music. So how about you stop making fun of good bands like trivium that you wish you had half the talent of you fat momma's- boy virgin!

  • Let ME say something to YOU.

    If you REALLY think you're so good...upload your bands music and prove me wrong. I can pretty much guarantee in 3 years you'll look back on this comment and think "wow, what I stupid douche I was at 15".

    How about you grow a pair of bollocks and accept not everyone likes the shitty watered down kiddie metal like yourself.

    You'll be grateful in the long run. I promise :)

  • hey, noob. Trivium does suck but thats my personal opinion, so by insulting people on Youtube for speaking their mind makes you much more of a looser. "when i tour with trivium" made me laugh, cause if i wanted to tour with a band id tour with one that's music doesnt compose on stollen riffs and stupid religious innuendos

  • There are Trivium fans like me that enjoy the sound, but don't get butthurt over conflicting opinions. Please acknowledge that. You only say the band sucks because of their less competent fans. 'Tis reminiscent of a lot of Jonas Brothers haters. Now THAT'S a queer "band".

  • i dont give a shit about you(wargazm) or trivium but i admit i'm kinda curious bout one thing: why do u make these videos?? is ur thirsty for attention that big or you just like to annoy some people? ( notice that i'm just guessing here)

    anyways goodluck with your band

  • Well to tell the truth most of these videos were made within a month of each other (July 2006) The first one was an experiment...the 2nd one (the Trivium one) seemed to be ridiculously popular....I gave people what they wanted.

    Yeah it's fun to win people up, but it's done in such a tongue in cheek manner I thought people would have more sense.

    You might as well ask that question to ANYONE on this website.

  • (and also my nanna only listens to classical stuff. Therefore proof it was NOT me :L)

  • I'm sorry for the comment that 'I' put there, my friends were on my youtube account! If I were to attack other peoples music I would be a complete hypocrite so I'm sorry if it caused any offence!

  • i wonder why trivium have good recording studios and stuff cus they are a GOOD band and the reason ur using shitty cameras and recording equipment is because ur quite rubbish therefore u cant afford it - ur gigs have a maximum of about 8 people trivium play for hundreds/thousands

    and why are you comparing urself wiv a metal band when ur playing some trasshy shit my nan would listen to?

  • ...the whole point of this video is saying it's POINTLESS to compare us :P so way to totally miss the point.

    I didn't realise 500 and 8 were the same number....thats news to me.

    Also if you're saying you're only as good as your recording quality then thats a bit self-depircating of you, Ms."Computer mic and sound recorder" :P

  • i like trivium and alot of the bands you do interpretations of but i think there funny as fuck and all these people who are leaving comments like you suck etc are basically just fucking losers :)

  • ps. admit that you suck

    and. to add on. techniques and skills

    trivium owned you

  • lols. EXCUSES!!!

    trivium has a 4month rehearsal.

    so ?

    they made sure tt they publish good music unlike you guys. especially you dave.

    you just fking sound like a depressed man singing his mum a for the last time on her funeral...

  • I can't see what that has to do with it.

    Trivium weren't formed for 4 months before they got signed, fuckwit.

    Also they don't publish their own music, the publishing company does (look up some industry law before you embarrass yourself again)

    Trivium play faster than us, big fuckin whoop, it won't stop me from thinking our songs are written better.

  • Ok Dave he didnt say they were formed 4 months before they got signed so i dont know where you got that from...?

    and where did you get off about Trivium playing faster than you? that makes no sense.

    and i think some of your songs are written better than Triviums, like "KLVT" (or whatever its called) i think is a great song its better than some Ember to Inferno stuff. i like Wargazm, you guys remind me some what of the Killers :P

  • I must've read his comment wrong (it WAS written pretty badly and incoherantly).

    I mean't Trivium's solos are faster and more technical than ours....but ultimately that doesn't really mean dick as no amount of fret wanking makes a bad song good.

    Thanks for the support xD although I'm curious to know why we remind you of the Killers?

  • ha no problem with the support XD and sorry i beleive i misspelled the song name of "KVLT" XD

    but you guys remind me of the Killers because you arent as face paced or brutal as many of the bands i listen to. the Killers arent either so you guys just remind me of them. i dont know if that makes any sense to you or not but you just do. the Killers are a great band and so is Wargazm. :P

  • hehe fair enough.

    Funnily enough back in '05 when we were just a few guy messing about in the back room of our youth club we used to play a metal version of "Jenny was a friend of mine" just because the bassline is so much fun to play.

  • so i dont agree with all your musical tastes? am i bitching? no. in all honesty, you sir are a genious. your vids make me lawl...oh so much.

  • I don't see why you should be apologising for taking up your spare time to take the Mickey out of the bands you dislike. Hell, I admit right no I love the intrepretations on some of the bands you do misheard lyrics from, and I'm a fan of most of them. Save Avenged Sevenfold...overrated shite

  • See, unlike many of the choldren that use youtube, I respect your opinions. Although the only thing that got my goat is the comment about being over 16 and being a Trivium fan. I am eighteen, and have been a fan of Trivium since I was 13. I believe that they're a good band, you don't. I'm sure we can agree to disagree on this in a peaceful manner. This doesn't bother me, but saying that anyone ove 16 liking them is a bad thing is absurd.

    HOWEVER I don't see why you should be apologising (cont)

  • im just asking

    what metal bands do YOU like?

  • you couldn't have put it any better

  • Well said Dave, I am like... Your biggest fan. ;)

  • Actually. I find amusing the ammount of people that flame on youtube.

    It just prooves that internet is serious f*ckin business.

  • The thing is... Dave can write the best song known in the world, but those trivium crybabies will say it's shit

  • I'm sure most of ya'll who talk shit on the internet dont have the balls to say it straight up to his face...hell, grow some balls and raise up your maturity level...a kid can be more mature than u guys...c'mon...you can do better than that...if u like his vids/music, thats ok, if u dont, dont come up with random shit about how much he sucks, u cant even probably do 1/4th of what he's done...trash talkers like ya'll shouldnt even exist...but then we wouldnt have ppl to make fun of! Dave FTW!

  • LOLOLOL, has any one noticed that all the interpretations of wargazm are pretty much word for word transcriptions of the actual lyrics minus the odd word, just to make the sentence slighty nonsensical, zomffg, NOWAI, i'm liek 2 awezum 2 liek evn hv to liek chnge it or wutevr, 2 apathetic 2 evn care

  • You obviously can't fucking read.

  • wargazm ain't a good band at all , learn how to write in english when you say those KID things this video has way to many mistakes and PLEASE, try to make some good music because and don't steal other bands music like A7X

  • when did I ever steal A7X's music?

    OH! you're talking about that song I wrote before the song I apparently "stole" it from was released ;)

  • wargazm is a gay metal band ..

    gay fatty bom bom vocal ..

  • i think at the start wen he sed 'i would do this on camera but im hungover' probebly went im a fat loser and i dont want anyone to see my man titties poping out my shirt.

  • GOD!! Dave's english is fucking deep to the ninth circle of hell.

    It makes my english look retarded

  • You. Rule.

    Good points. Their logic is flawed when they use those excuses and points. Such a funny video. ONly reason I could sit through is cause I was laughing half the time.

    And so what if his band doesn't qualify as music? That doesn't change the fact that certain bands suck, have gay/trendy images and deserve to be mocked.

    Paranoidave has more balls than any of you kids will ever have.

  • Your band doesn't qualify as music.

  • ok i agree with you about little emo faggots with their shitty little bands like my chemical no chance and 30 seconds to slitting your wrists but the only thing i dont like is you havin a go at slipknot, theyre decent.

    i aint gonna comment on your band because i havent seen it, and i cant really be bothered to go find it either.

    some of your interpretations are actually quite funny, i like the trivium ones, the

    strange mountain bit was hilarious.

    Just dont have a go at decent bands.

  • Nice vid Dave... PROPS! xD

  • Your interpretation videos are hilarious and most of them are absolutely correct about the bands in question. And I love when people accuse you of not being open minded simply because you hate mainstream well-known garbage. To them, that seems narrow, because they pitifully are completely unaware that other music exists. I get that same complaint a lot, except I actually am pretty narrow haha. I can't help having high standards for the music I listen to...

  • nah i wast talkin to you, just saying that opeth is pwnzers!

  • YA! go OPETH!!!

  • Are you talking to me? alkz

  • I've just seen some of the stupidest, useless, and non-sense things that can be read. that's enough for me. But it's your life dude. PEOPLE HAVE TO RESPECT YOU DAVE! CAUSE YOU GOT QUARTER OF A MILION VIEWS ON EVERYONE OF YOUR VIDEOS! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT BIG IN YOUR LIFE! YUP!. lol

  • lol

  • wow dave... you are gay. you are jealous of trivium because they make more money than you and your little bar band. and dont even start about my band. we are more succesfull than yours and we're only 17 and 18 years old. ha

  • COnsidering a load of Americans and people round the world are familiar with WarGazM....and you didn't even have the balls to NAME your band (probably because you realise no-one outside your own town knows who you are) I call severe bullshit on that my friend ;)

  • no you are gay you moronic poseur

  • first off. learn how to spell poser. and wtf are you talking about? i told you my friend hacked into my account fuck face

  • i bet you dont even have a band its probably just you making stuff on guitar pro and singing to them

  • uh not hardly. we're still a garage band. and i didnt say that. my friend hacked into my account. so shut your fucking mouth

  • oh, sorry... kick your friend in the nuts for me.

  • ha its cool... and i ball tapped him

  • Why is it that in this video no one is bitching and complaing like the trivium apology and sucking up.I'm not saying its bad but i think the funniest parts is seeing everyone try to say their band isnt crap because it usually goes along the lines of "Your a fucking fag..." or "They are the best band so shut up.." or my favorite "this sucks all your videos suck..." (then they go watch another of your videos).You can't tell me reading some of the comments does not add to the video.

  • haha i love ur vids an ur hilarious and i actualy like the bands u interpret like atreyu, bullet for my valentine, and i love papa roach. BUT ur still funny and i dont understand why ppl get so mad about someone dissagreeing with them. anyways u make me lauph my ass off

  • dont take comments seriously,..its a SCREEN, with meaningless words on,....nice vid tho, 5 stars

  • my only question is: why have a totally metal name like Wargazm and not be a metal band? not criticizing, just wondering.

  • what constitutes a metal name though?

    I can understand people EXPECTING a metal band because I myself am a big fan of metal...but I'm not the only person in the band at the end of the day.

    Besides we chose it because we thought it sounded like some cheesy Hair Metal band name xD

  • learn to spell

  • I agree with everything you said in this..And I think your band kicks ass, even though its supposed to be comedic.

  • I love your stuff man....

  • i like heavy metal... but the good heavy metal (iron maiden, judas priest, black sabbath, etc.) not the shit these days they call "heavy metal" which is just an emo screaming (badly) about how much there life sucks. sure there are a few good bands out there still making original good metal music but these emo posers shouldnt be taking that away. doesnt screamo stand for "screaming emo" anyways?...

    just a thought :) nice vid man

  • I completely agree with you dave.

  • Its cool that you have an open mind and a broad taste in music. Most self-proclaimed metalheads wouldn't listen to rap, hip-hop, dance, R%B and so on.

  • rap, hip-hop, and R&B can hardly be counted as music.

  • Rock music CAME FROM R&B (Rhythm and Blues) you cockstain.

    Learn some music history.

  • lol, well said.

  • current r&b is what come to mind when you say it ok and seriously paranoidave what makes me a hypocrite cause i like metal music and you came on you tube bashing bands for no reason and saying you have an "open mind" yet if i told you i like those bands you would imeaditaly bash them. So who is reall the Hypocrit fuckin faggot

  • .....still you.

  • wuts that mean?

  • it means YOU'RE still the hypocrite.

    I make fun of said bands for the sake of comedy....you bitch and moan to me for no reason....exactly what you're trying to accuse me of.

    Therefore, hypocrisy.

  • witch also intern makes you a hypocrote for calling me one.

    And if i was a hypocrite that would mean if i make fun of your family for 'the sake of comedy' it would b ok?

    p.s. im not going to make fun of your family so dont flip on that one

  • well I don't know what I hypocrite is.

    All I'm doing is stating fact and you're bitching and whining at me xD there's a massive difference kiddo.

    You could, but you seem to be missing the point, no-one on youtube knows my family so the humour would be kinda lost.....bands are generally much more well known so there's an audience for it.

  • GEEK

  • Hahaahaa... Just cheking the vids. Very nice indeed. Mind you i still cant fathom your liking of dance music..........but each to his own.......Am i the only commenter with good grammar here? Seems to..........

  • well because you seem smart unlike 90% of people posting I'll try and explain. xD

    Personally I find a lot of dance music shares a lot of characteristics in common with Metal (Fast Bass drums, thick 'heavy' instruments).

    I guess you have a bunch of bands who work in both styles as well (The Berzerker, Pitchshifter etc.)

  • also just noticed this was Sean xD hey man.

  • Aye aye tis me. Fair point on the instrumentation but i'll always vouch far a guitar rather than a loop of midi.

  • What kind of sad little shit would be jealous of your 'internet notoriety?'

    You should be jealous of everyone out there who has something better to do with their lives.

  • I didn't say people were I was merely using an example and pointing out how completely inane and stupid the "I do it because of jealousy" arguement is....

    You should be jealous of people with common sense and testicles.

  • Actually I'm quite proud of my common sense and testicles

  • well I guess at least one person has to be.

    Have a SUPER SPECIAL ribbon for believing in yourself and not giving up hope.

  • Awesome, when do I get it?

    Love to stay and chat but I'm GOING OUT to see MY MATES!

  • you're making an awfully big deal out of something so normal, you realise MOST people, myself included, do that every day.

    Is it like some special monthly treat for you or something? those sweet 2-3 hours when your not stewing with rage at how infinitely more awesome than you I am?

  • Well if awesomeness is measured by the amount of views on your YouTube videos then yes, you are exactly right.

    But if that is not the case, which I'm fairly sure it isn't, then I'm more likely to be jealous of a eunuch with AIDS.

  • DUDE i have to say that i know that Emo is in but some metalcore bands are good the vast minority bus still 1 or 2 are good. As for trivium they are a good band and I really have to say that u are GREAT at pissing people of. Grats man on pissing off the emos (I really mean that)

  • Is that techno shit any better than Trivium?

  • of course it is.

    half the reason I put it in is because I knew most people watchign would hate it.

  • I like it :)

  • you see when a band or something puts out something and they gain a lot of popularity,they also gain a lot of haters.I've seen this with Slipknot.The thing is that in order to keep rollin' in the big bucks they have to have a good ratio of fans to haters.ya see with you the ratio isn't too good.I've seen like 2 people go "ya paroinayayadave rules".If you were to release a dvd of your vids,you'd be broke in a week.plus legally if you'd have to pay the bands you hate so much.

  • lets put it this way....from what I've seen the people who don't say anythign generally like it. On the internet it seems people will only leave a comment if they dislike something.

    To back this up I've met about 50 people in REAL LIFE who love my work...and not a single person who doesn't

  • well i see what you mean but still if i see a vid i rly like or somethin' i usually leave a short comment like "awesome" or somethin.i think the people that don't say anything are generally nuetral about the situation and don't know if they like the band or not yet.i kinda know what ya meen about the 50 people thing,my frieds see my corny vids and they love it but then theres always somebody who goes "YOU SUK". so ya....

  • well not even friends of mine I meant...like random people at wargazm gigs. People I get talking to at other gigs who've seen the youtube videos and on a few occaisons, someone who's recognised me xD

  • hmmm well i've seen people at school that mutter governergusgus when i walk past them,i think it's a friend tells a friend of a friend thing, but then again you do have a lot of views on your vids.but most the people find by searching AILD or Slipknot, that's how i found you anyway...

  • I don't think you seem to understand what I'm saying here, not to come off as vain. But this is people recognising me in DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE WORLD (Germany, Wales) not "some kids at school".

    But I'm sure a lot of people do find me from searching for the bands I make fun of....thats kinda the idea.

  • oh i thoght you meant like around town kind of gigs like bars n' such

  • nah if anything my hometown is the last place I'd get recognised....strangely middle of rural English countryside doesn't have a massive metal community.

  • oh ok

  • yea its easy to find you, you the only fat ugly neard i know thats in a band. on youtube.

  • yeah, sadly on youtube there's a bunch of teenage moronic dick-faced wannabe metal fans....so sadly you kinda blend in

  • well you agreed with me about you being a fat ugly nerd so im good.

  • well not even friends of mine I meant...like random people at wargazm gigs. People I get talking to at other gigs who've seen the youtube videos and on a few occaisons, someone who's recognised me xD

  • ok sinc you just repeated what you said i'll repeat some of what i said for you:"but then again you do have a lot of views on your vids.but most the people find by searching AILD or Slipknot, that's how i found you anyway..."

  • let me repeat what I said again considering you couldn't be bothered to read it.

    "But I'm sure a lot of people do find me from searching for the bands I make fun of....thats kinda the idea. "

  • So that's why even if your not puttin' these videos on dvd or anything you gain more haters.

  • I'm not putting them on DVD because who would buy it when they're free to watch online...

    Imagine if some website shut itself down and only started releasing itself through books and magazines....they'd lose so much attention.

  • 2:24 this is where you go wrong dave,this is your mistake.

  • why do you say that?

  • Because instead of just making a video you push it over the edge and badmouth people,you don't even know.which makes them even madder!

  • it's a bit of a stereotype yes, but in my experience an accurate one.

    As they say "Truth hurts"

  • it's a bit of a stereotype yes, but in my experience an accurate one.

    As they say "Truth hurts"

  • Just if you didn't say you like hip hop and dance . . .

    But anyway, guess you'right about all these newbies who'll find themselves listening to creedence in 5 more years, hahaha.

    METALHEADS ARE BORN, NOT MADE.

  • nowt wrong with a bit of variation my lad :p

  • FUCK YOU. You think you're cool drinking? Stay Sober. Stay Punk.