Food for thought | Myles Dyer

[iluvscarymovie]

best shit ever

[Means2AnEnd1]

if you choke a smurf what color does it turn?

[littlemisspoppiepie]

LOL, MADE MY DAY! AS YOU ALWAYS DO :)

[TheArowyn]

People have to much time on their hands....rofl...OMG there is one for u to much time

[TVBenjamin]

all stolen off a website.

[EVILMARMITE]

LOL joker!!

[GlitchedLink1]

We're told that it's the little things in life that count. We're also told to look at the big picture.

[MadiRaie2500]

If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy all her friends????

[FlounderTestTubes]

WHERE DO YOU REST IN A RESTROOM!!?!?!? ahahah

[Sabinabinchen]

lol!!!

[lonSinceInsane]

if a gay guy sees himself naked, will he get a boner? (no offense to gay guys btw)

[xyourpoisonx1]

Jesus is coming..............HIDE THE PORN!

(:

[triviumd13]

Hahahah I bet you i can stop gambling

[shutupnlistentome]

Brilliant.

:'D

[ThatsWhatIJustSaid]

Oh my god. I literally laughed out loud

[ilove2walkNtherain]

Wow ILY you are soo cool you are the hottest british guy i have ever seen!!!

[deathreverent93]

if at first u dont succeed base jumping is not for u

[SerjMark]

you're a funny one, keep on the good job, mate!

[RyanHeartProd]

I guess what I want in life is patience. I WANT IT NOW DAMN IT!!!!!

lmao!!!

brilliant

[OhyeaVinny]

I want to die peacefully, like in my sleep like my grandpa, I don't wanna die screaming, like the passengers in his car

LOL

[5sir5edgar5]

lol

[MonkeyOctober]

lol Syncronized Drowning XD

[lonelyqueen86]

very funny!!!!

[skots]

lol

[Ilikpie9397]

I love how all teenagers think they know everything about life

[iPodFixer]

i know yeah, but Myles is 21, so he actually could do

[Sabrenarena]

Oh-

I may be schizophrenic- but at least I have eachother.

[Sabrenarena]

My mom and I laughed soo hard.

But i do know the answer to the scared half to death twice one.

lets see you have 100% of you.

your scared half to death- and now you have 50% of you. and then again. And you have 25% and then again and its 12.5%, etc.

Kinda like Carbon-14 haha!

[skatmadilly]

if conjoined twins are in a classroom and one of the twins acts up and the other doesnt but the one who acts up gets kick out do the twins have to leave

[LuCaRiOfan94]

borrow from pessimists lol

[Liwen3]

Rofl. If you try and fail and succeed, which have you done? I love asking that to people..

[vampygiggles]

i dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the road without there motives questions

[vampygiggles]

if a turtle looses its shell is it naked or homeless

[Cleanuponaisle11]

If you're scared half to death twice, then you're only scared 1/4 of the way... Anyway...

I love the "families torn apart" one.

[oXAnimeChicaXo17]

if something is running at maximum efficiancy...you've obviously overlooked something. lol great job dude!

[vocalbrush]

RLMAO :D

[theizzardkingfan]

HA!HA!HA!

[nellucazzyla]

hahaha quite the thinker...

[spinners2k8]

ookkayy weirdo

[bryonycoates]

what was captain hook called before he lost his hand?

ayyyye?

[vikkissofdeath]

what would you look like with no hair? =o

[jimmmyftw]

haha this is one of my favorites!

[Scenebbyx]

FOOD :D

[STEPHEN257]

Funny! You are too young to be that cynical. A lot of thought went into your food for thought video. Can you show video-Fred how to say something intelligent?

[lionidomin]

rofl! you should make a part 2 or something! good stuff

[joedirtcal88]

once again, awesome stuff bro!

[EndlessDark16]

If you were scared half to death twice, you'd be 1/4 alive. And if you want to keep going, it'd be 1/8, then 1/16, then 1/32, etc lol.

[TheShannonZone]

suicidal twin kills sister by mistake...hehe that's my favorite.

[KnUpRoX]

dood ur awesome

[TobiSkye]

hahahahahahahah!

[Jessesgirl121206]

So far this video is my favorite.

[VocalCord1214]

haha you're the greatest.

[m00tard]

lol

[SanneiyKatie]

hahah u are so good!

[dogwithagun1]

how do u put camera on night mode kinda thing so it goes green?

[alithejewishfreak]

lol, that was amazing! =D

[podman51]

Punctuality is the essence of good time keeping.

[elementbunny]

if a one simese twin die does the other one have to die?

[6emo6goth6]

lol

[BeautifulCerberus]

I am NOT as clever as you are.

And never will be. xD

But this video is my favorite.

[Liwen3]

Oh damn, what if you got scared half to death TWICE? dang hes deep

[teagzxo]

HAHA best vid =D

[uROKmySOKS738]

wow myles you seriosuly think of some brilliant stuff. i like it. good video man.

[nitrofate182]

loved it.

[LoservilleDictator]

Wow that was great man!

You brought up some I hadn't heard before

and the Jesus part, definatly funny

[DefLeppard32]

Omg, You are brilliant! Some I've heard before. Still great though!

[jStrat7]

That was hilarious. :]

[Liwen3]

Food for thought... I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[bleyland629]

lol well goood

[OneForTheRoad123]

haha the stuff about jesus was hilarious... keep up the good work!

[MANDYelectric]

the Jesus part was amazing.

i watched that part like 18 times,hahaha.

<3

[chloexXxjuliet]

Ha ha this is brill! it really cheered me up :) u made my day.

[ugoindown44]

i dont get the drug one..

[HawaiiSurf10]

do some LSD and watch it again

[gangsterspatula]

and then wake up naked on ur neighbors lawn...

[SmileySings]

That's amusing

[MorbidlyGorgeous]

This Is AMAZING

[nellucazzyla]

that was absolutely amazing

kudos

[toecutterr6]

..goldfish walks into a bar and sez,"I'll have a glass of water!"

[Annarrrrrr]

You remind me of naboo from the mighty boosh...

[wikithabith]

if you get olive oil from squeezing olives.....

....... how do you get baby oil??

[noodlehead2326]

lmao, " They say love is blind but marriage is a real eye opener" you got that one spot on, <3333

[UncleDomesticAsshoIe]

You should have wore a tuxedo hat

[raindown64]

the jesus bit was the best

alright jesus? what you up to? a party! cool cool, sounds good

hahaha

[XxRoycexX]

"Just remember your unique just like everybody else."

[nat10117]

AMAZING!

[jhernandez16]

you have to go slower with the jokes man. If you go to fast by the time the brain laughs ive already skipped like 1 or two.

[feedxxmexxchocolate]

i have some:

1. why is a arrot more orange than an orange?

2. i a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?

3. why are cigarettes sold at gas stations if smoking is prohibited there?

4. why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

5. If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

6. Why is it called a TV "set' when you only get one?

7. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

.....

=D

[x2close4comfortx]

I want to die peacefully like my grandad... not screaming and petrified... like the passengers of his car!

Myles you never cease to amaze me!

[feedxxmexxchocolate]

hmmmmmmmm... well i have some things to ponder.

1. if the world is stage, where i the audience sitting?

2. why do they report power outages on tv?

????? these are the questions that haunt me.

[freakshows101]

you kinda remind me of ville valo

(HIM)

[showchoir1987]

myles...you're hot.

and this video was awesome.

and i totally laughed.

...and you're hot.

[llamo666999]

this is so not funny and dont have a hat inside please

[bunnydevil19]

lol that was awesome Myles...you are so special

[feedxxmexxchocolate]

fuck you.

[3873236]

This is ingenious! Jusst love it!

[jake0020]

you don't want 2 say anything controversial...you should just say it.....

'id love to come to your party but i need to do this for work or my boss will crucify me...jesus?'

========

lol

[Lyndzee112]

A sphere is a really pointless shape...

( Yeah, I know.. lame.)

[LauraJanexxo]

my grandma has altlzimers I cant spell it and that really made me smile =D

[xbetchh]

hahah, that was interesting.

i love the end. XD

[xlovelydearx]

"Everyone has photographic memory, just not film"

Amazing video. Honestly. :)

xx

[vengefulasparagus]

Myles, stop straightening your hair! I miss it curly.

[NiccXarmy007]

Lol, suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

[iLuvArTyFaRtyStuFf]

SHUT aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup..­..LOL

[Teaisyum]

"For Sale: Baby Shoes...Never Worn"

[wstoner]

Anything worth doing is worth doing right :)

[colaisgood77]

lol, does the bible go in the fiction or non fiction area in the library.

[noodlesareazn]

Nice video!

Stop at 3:16

=0

[Steve92183]

great video myles!

[thedall]

I'd like to see Myles' mortgage.

[baseballman005]

lol.

i love this video.

my stickam thing is Mario[EPIC]

lol.

[tdriftking88]

Here is some food for thought:

-Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

-If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?

-Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

-Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

-Do phone operators call other phone operators?

-If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

-If it's called a boxing RING, then why are they square?

[tdriftking88]

Here is some food for thought:

-Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

-If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?

-Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

-Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

-Do phone operators call other phone operators?

-If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

-If it's called a boxing RING, then why are they square?

[redisimo101]

HAHA I have one

why is abbreviation such a ong word?

[30secondstovenus]

if quizzes are are quizziccal what are tests?

[jaredsma73006]

-If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

-If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

-Why does the word monosyllabic contain five syllables?

[jaredsma73006]

haha. that was the best! :)

[utubesucks2003]

Hey Man, I just wanted to give you some food for thought. Everytime I log on to stickam I see you on the frontpage and very soon I realized you are one of the most annoying living bastards to ever walk the earth.

When I say annoying, I also mean vapid, not original, aimless, spiritually deadening and much much more.

Seriously, a true and profound annoying bastard.

[ohyesdaddy]

UR CUTE! COME TO SWEDEN! :O PLZ PLZ PLZ

[theFoxthatTalks]

Cool!

[elliebellie297]

If your gormless, what have you got less of?

[Plumfacekay123]

LMAOO!!!!!!!!

gahhh ur funny

[roseynessthepoet]

Haha .

You're good :)

And you have the cheeky kind of face where people can't help but listen!

Haha.

=]

good Video editing also!

[xcriswtfx]

Pretty fly.

[AkaSwink]

Brilliant

[ConsiderTheDaffidol]

That was awesome, it totally made my morning.

[PerishBrave]

these belong on shirts.

[puentesdia5]

hahaha i like the grandpa story!

[GirlOfTheHour]

I love this video! I actually have a shirt that says "I used to be schizophrenic but we're ok now".

[nerimon]

Oh my god this was amazing ^_^

[alana2013]

haha the parachute one is good. :P

[NikisAStar]

Wow i love this video its fab love it mate !! xx

[Penguin262]

does anyone besides me see the starcraft refrence in the title?

...no?

[Ralain]

No, blade376's power is overwhelming

[Penguin262]

/nerd moment

[Ralain]

in reply to someone's comment about the starcraft (unintended) refrence in the title

[stotan88]

hey i loved that man! great stuff :)

[CommentorX]

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

If at first you don't succeed, don't get a job on the bomb squad. Or as a pilot.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing in a boat with your rod in your hand.

[DeeTacosBitch]

tht was good.

it made into my favorites. =]

[merlin2k6]

i have that hard rock shirt! is it the san fran one?

[Blade376]

Yeah got it in San Fran on the pier last summer! =]

[noodlescratcher]

Constructing a mirror big enough, 10 light years away in space will allow you to reflect on your past.

[halabala1]

fukn steven right jokes

[ilovetheUKftw]

hahah i wish i was in the same room when you were doing this. i love you<3!

[sam1991brav]

What if the secret of life is to know the secret of life???

[noodlescratcher]

That one sucks, mine's better.

[noodlescratcher]

This is a response to another comment, but for some reason it's not showing up at the mo.

(I didn't mean it about the video; I quote enjoyed it)

[re1d]

Platitudes from Myles?!

[Coga]

actually schizophrenia is the condition of hearing voices. multiple personality disorder is the condition of having multiple personalities.

haha sorry, but it irks me when people make that mistake.

[omgitserinmarie]

As we've already established, symptoms of schizophrenia can also include auditory hallucinations and is often found to manifest itself with MPD. So it's not a terribly huge mistake.

[oh13yea13baby]

they say that practice makes perfect... but they also say that no-one is perfect so:

if practice makes perfect and no-one is perfect, why practice??

thats been my view on life for a long time and its really worked for me... try it!

[Epiphanized]

mmmmm foood

[edub121]

Very good.

If that's food for thought, what's for desert?

[roycesboy]

redefine success classic

[marksplace2008uk]

Awesome :)

[Libby147]

Amaazziinnggg! My brain hurts now...

[RememberTheTrees]

ahaha. that was awesome.

[xxxElyshiaMxxx]

haha, that was pretty good

[chrisius]

Some of my favorite jokes in there, have you read Jimmy Carrs book - the naked jape buy [sic] any chance.

[rachelishot0]

I gotta say, that's junk food for thought :D

Very nice though. But don't expect to see Jesus again =O

[maggotandproud1988]

LMAO

[bizmandan]

how many of them have you got?

[jalex11]

LMAO @ MY BOSS WILL CRUCIFY ME....niccce!

[DolliieLegs]

hahaha love it myles you make me laugh :)

xx

[krazeelocomiststuck]

bahaha. myles. i posted a video response to the video feedback you got on this. She deleted the video. bahahaha

[omgitserinmarie]

Yes, I did. I talked to Miles about it, and decided to take back what I said. Get over it.

[omgitserinmarie]

*Myles

[TroutyMcdrew]

The older you get the wiser you get, but you cant teach an old dog new tricks...

[jennor81]

you just lost a subscriber

[faventendu]

jennor81, what a cunt. get a sense of humor.

[aliveCarm]

Love ya myles!