ScriptGirl Report 06.20.09

[nezpercenathan]

Sorry if it shows any disrespect, but this girl needs a facial.

[goose864]

hahahaha...munson'd....that was hilarious...good movie too...

[CasualDaveDotCom]

El Guapo and I rode off on de wimmin!

[BetaTester008]

I might even do a shout-out for you--why do you ask? Because your superwoman! Super smart--Super sexy--Super beautiful--Super Fem 2000!

[BetaTester008]

I Only latch on to the best of Babes!

[boota44444]

i'd love to be that bull. "pow all at once"

[filmJavier]

I repeat:

you should run out of breath more often.

[xxxrocknroll]

you should run out of breath more often

(@)Y(@)

[TheIronTroll]

Wow. Pushing the envelope even for you, ScriptGirl. Though perhaps that's why I keep watching...

[capegeezy]

got milk....+ I love the kingpin reference

[curetril]

Boobs

[0scarsky]

I'm sick and tired of women showing their tits for attention.... they're probably so stupid and/or lame that we wouldn't pay attention other wise... skanks!

[RattleheadAnthony]

Jealous much? =]

[0YuriS0]

boobs

[Eaglekid347]

beatiful i wuld like 2 go on a date!

seriously

[elspoko]

boobs

[michael0089]

hey is she that girl whit the insane boobs?

[zeedan33]

boobs

[grytoria]

boobs

[jCwel]

boobs

[CleckleysProof]

A lot of love for the boobies here. Ahh the Farrelly Brothers, those douches have been going ass-to-mouth consistently. You'd think that such overly sentimental crap could not have posssibly been spewed by the same folk who were once credited for a Seinfeld episode.

Once again, many thanks for those fabulous knockers, I envy the man that you bun-roll.

[1991sincha]

contact or write if you want subs and I sub you :)

I now it is stupid, but if you have a time check my channel. if you don't have a time don't check.

[Ganxiba]

●▬▬▬▬▬๑۩۩๑▬▬▬▬▬▬●

[cheferguzon]

sacate una chichim caray q videos jajaja

[acemilesdomain]

dear scripgirl, I know this time apart is hard so i must go my dear the road I may lead is a busy one please forgive me my love ill miss you! :*

[wadi0head]

lol

[shadowhuevo]

1:40 lol nice great show scriptgirl

[SigersonLTD]

The real question is, did you get a three picture deal for your FB status? :) Too much going on here for me to comment effectively with the space I have left, so, I'll simply say, I'm already following you on Twitter, and you have yet to follow back. I'm hurt :)

[scriptgirl411]

I apologize. What's your twitter name?

xoSG

[SigersonLTD]

No need to apologize, and if you've read any of my blog dealing with the whole Twitter thing, you know that I don't necessarily want an autofollow back.... If you haven't guessed by now, I'm MatchesMalone :)

[spelvini]

great that you got the deal-

[KingRobbStark]

Those are the most precious boobs on youtube.

[FelixTitling]

I love your videos baby! But how when you show your outtakes?

I had arrived to the conclusion tha you are informed and humourous.

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUR amusing and entertaining reports and your well scripted and executed skits! :) :)

[nol351]

all i can say is..

I LOVE YOU SCRIPTGIRL!!!!

YOU THE BEST!!!!

[autoteck08]

SG--You might be running out of breath--but--not out-ta-breast!

[autoteck08]

I like your style--great graphics--voice overs--most especially I love SG!

[Beefkaas]

5/5

[sikwidit559]

nice necklace ;P

[eyedirector]

I have a logline for you but I don't think you would like it.

[obiron42]

Everyone's got their own El Guapo to face...yours just happens to BE El Guapo!

[wildhias]

HAHA MUNSON HAHA

[buddytongue]

Just noticed your annotation about your facebook status being bought by the studios. Touche. Well played.

[MadMaxFischer]

you do make me laugh scripty!

[galaxyworldwide877]

Very cheeky K...

[mjr256]

Ugh, just what we need, another stupid supernatural thriller trying to pass itself off as based on a real story.

[MoFuzzzz]

Damn, I was hoping you'd open the fridge and fetch your Pops a brew! Wonder if you get my points?

[filmzRcool]

great update and clever as always!

[mattatdoyle]

What is that necklace you're wearing?

[GCsthedarkknight]

great report again ScriptGirl ^^

[tonylui28]

lol can't go wrong with hollywood or bust

[Lionsgrrr]

I wanna see YOUR "dark underbelly" You should have tried "hmm Beelze bub?"

[LouisR79]

Ha Ha your twisted scriptgirl, keep up the good work and I dig the Kingpin reference :-)

[greyvalleyghosts]

Myspace/GreyValleyGhosts

[sakrai]

HURR DURR BEWWBZ

[jCwel]

boobs

[USCTrojan2004]

ha ha ha ha.  I think Def Karaoke Jam wrote "Surprise You're Gay" about you...

[elplakko]

It's called Lederhosen with 'o' and not with 'ö' ;)

[shymirror]

Oh, voluptuous Scriptgirl... You had me at substance abuse... But then you said sodomy! Shut up and kiss me!!!

[Itouchurbewbs]

See my name? I do that to you... Didn't you know? Let's keep it that way. }:)

[triFeral]

I bet if she moved the camera a little bit up, she wouldn't get anymore views.

[metramil]

pues yo le comia las tetas y me corria encima de alle jeje

adios guapas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ATR108]

nice glasses asshole

[infozedorg]

fighting BRUCE LEE with TERMINATOR in my video

[CantBlockProxies]

What's this chick's actual job? Shopping for low-cut tops at TJ Max so that she can whore herself out on YouTube and claw manically at whatever laughable commission YouTube pays her as a "partner"? 'Cuz that's not a job. A more respectable job would be sitting on my dick while I force you to make infantile sounds and spit up apple sauce which I then make you clean up with impromptu dishrags made from pieces of cloth ripped from your TJ Max tops which we--of course--Krazy Glue to your nips.

[CantBlockProxies]

Ahhh

[freak1991]

You're so hot!

[MadMaxFischer]

"a souffle of substance abuse, santa claus, and sodomy" LOL. you do have a way with words script girl! Keep up the good work.

[PowerGlove79]

Nice Kingpin reference!

[scriptgirl411]

Thanks. It is the most criminally underrated entry in the Farrelly Brothers ouevre!

:)

[PowerGlove79]

Thats for damn sure!

[oldstumpcutter]

Would Love 2 Have You Back In Nebraska, SG In Chadron!!

[andrewspoppy]

You made my day --- my "Fathers Day"!

Thanks, SG!!

[writersmimi]

LOL -- you are so funnnnnny!

[voodoo95]

That El Guapo is a lucky bull! LOL

[shortbusdriver]

such a fine, FINE female specimen. Dammit, woman, you must have a twin sister or something close to it you can hook me up with :/

[BigPapiChulo]

It looks like Final Draft is now an official sponsor for the ScriptGirl reports instead of Red Bull. :)

[BERZERKERX23]

Perfect way to end the weekend with a fantastic episode of SG!!!!!

[malibududefm]

Happy Dad's day and love ya SG =) Frank

[buddytongue]

Very funny SG! Your dad will be proud!

[OblivionKeyblade72]

Very nice but I must be living under a rock if i don't even know half the movies mentioned T.T Happy Father's day! ;)

[scriptgirl411]

They're not movies yet. Someday. Some of them. ;)

[DoNottClickThisName]

You guys can't touch this user name

[helpforaddiction]

END CRAVINGS AND WITHDRAWAL FROM SUBSTANCE ABUSE. Works for everything!! To get more info, go to my channel, or message me.

[BentoBoxBobbyTV]

Hi SG,

Happy Father's Day! Best wis

Best wishes to your family, and give your Dad a kiss and hug and much gratitude to living and health!

TBC,

Bobby ^^

[dhcpy]

love a hot chic with glasses

[akaiko1]

Ohhhhhhhhh i love Scriptgirl, i need you, married me. kisses from venezuela...... eres muy bella (hot)

[jn8218]

l love your cleavage.

[danny11212]

Great video as always.

[spelvini]

Bare-bones reportage with nice comic inserts- you should have yer own 30-minute series on cable.

I'd green-light it ... !

[LizardBro33]

El Guapo's got admirers. A plethora of 'em.

[SuperBob909]

On a scale of 1 to 10 how do you recommend Final Draft? Does anybody prefer other screenwriting programmes.

[spelvini]

Just write yer story and leave all the tech-obsessive stuff to Bill Gates-

If you got something to say then say it- or write it!

[MasterKiller870]

Awesome show. And that ain't no bull!

[hiitsmewutsup09]

Scriptgirl, ah, you're the best.

[Comcommer]

5 stars for my beautiful SC

[TheOnlyNameLeft]

You should learn circular breathing, like a jazz musician. Then you could do entire videos in one breath.

[deimosianrocks]

That would be something wouldn't it. lol.

[PrescriptionSeven]

i love you script girl, you're the perfect woman.

[illerpath]

I know what i meant last time, you might not be crossed eyed, but you definitely have a lazy eye.

[buddytongue]

At least some original (and I use the term loosely) material is selling instead of all the damn graphic novel adaptations and, even worse, board games. Great show SG.

[darklighter1]

When Playboy comes a callin Scriptgirl please don't Olivia Munn us!!!!

[samuraiyao]

That was one of the most disgraceful acts of blue balls ever pulled by a chick.. Olivia Munn you suck...

[deimosianrocks]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[darklighter1]

I know right? Still love her but man that was pathetic..That's why God created Maxim.

[JockoBarbone]

I may never look at a glass of milk the same way again.

[CrusaderU2K]

I only drink the milk in the canned :(

[BluePeaSkateCo]

She is HOT!!!

[CRISTIANORONALDO795]

is a very good video

[CrusaderU2K]

Btw, great video and nice t-shirt!

[CrusaderU2K]

Stupid question, but what does xoSG mean scriptgirl411?

[BlueKyne]

xoSG is a very simple way of saying 'kisses and hugs, ScriptGirl'. She's sweet!

[CrusaderU2K]

oh i see, thanks

[eric3141k]

tgiSG xo

[Johnflugelhorn]

Nice one Ms. Beautiful! Does Brazil still have an air force? I was in a movie........Yah a movie theater lol xo

[MrBee671]

Haha Got Sperm? You made that look soo HOT!

[bofoleone]

That was fucking hysterical...LMAO..

[OrphanPaper]

i think that inaproprate

[scriptgirl411]

You may well be right. I can only blame the unsavory influence of the Farrelly Brothers! :(

[OrphanPaper]

I'm only glad you dont resort to canned laughter, so we the people feel the need to join,, its all very depressing ,,,,

[thealexh32]

did she die?

[Haseo1970]

scriptgirl  you are funny you make laugh LOL

[revbookburn]

you should be the empress of hollywood

[cinemaker006]

nice!!! drinking some bull sperm!!!!

lmao

nice tits btw

[timtheclassic1]

Mmmm...hambone.

[stairscout]

yay a new scripgirl vid. y dere wasnt 1 last wk ??

[vloghog1]

Wow.

[noval97]

BOOBIES .... FUCKYEAH!!!

[madboyh11]

Wow! awesome scripts!

[reisom6]

Milk does do a body good, yes it does!

[brabon1]

how does one run out of breath with those huge lungs?

[bagwhanbill]

cool5

[aarondkeogh]

I only watch your videos when im horny

[been102ps3]

lol

[cinemaker006]

hahahaha

[TheKingOfRuckus]

"......and solve anus crimes."

Wait...what?

".......and solve heinous crimes."

Oh, ok.

Always best to watch Youtube videos when you DON'T have MP3's playing in the background.

[asphaltjunkiez]

holly bad white balance ..wtf garbage is that..lol

[sdrams45]

i enjoy your............boobies?

[Tully3674]

No Bull in this report? 100% pure beef I say!

.

Good job, ScriptGirl.

[HamRadioPanda2]

You're pretty sexy when you completely degrade yourself...

[HamRadioPanda2]

Keep photoshopping yourself into various humiliating scenarios and I'll keep giving you five stars.

[THAHITMAN509]

Love the video.

[ConalCochran]

"El Guapo"

Nice name for the Bull, lol! And, good tribute to 'Kingpin'.

I once worked as a pharmacy technician. The ONLY time I felt evil was when I had to charge old people without insurance several hundred dollars for a small white bag of drugs.

[sidewalkpilot]

what did she say?

[agustin1955]

Great vid as always !!!

Greetings from Spain and 5*****

Agustin

[kevbrockmusic]

Sorry buddy, but nudity is not allowed in youtube, find yourself a room.

[tatumd666]

your very hot!!!

[STEELEWORLDWIDE]

your so fucking hot scriptgirl! MARRY ME! great video!

[DomenicDee]

Don't Leave Me "Munsoned", a "King Pin" reference! Funny stuff as always SG.

[lugerman]

I come for the news, I stay for the scenery.

[arnold17a]

sexy like always

I like to watch ur videos cuz u have nice tits

[massagefool]

Farm animal humor always a hit with me ! LOL Great work, SG !!!!!

[piplup10203854]

a hot farm girl damn

[OverlordJake]

Scriptgirl's love filled sigh when looking at the Bull picture is hilarious.

[voodoo95]

I read a draft of Conjuring. Pretty good. Not as much like Amityville as it sounds. Love your Kinpin homage, SG! Munsoned! LOL

[fbvillian]

another sxc video script girl!

[GiacomoKnox]

Ugh! Honey dip, leave the weak bull semen jokes to Seth McFarlane - that's all he's good for now, and I think you're much funnier and more classy. Although I got a giggle out of "your mom" in the Amish wardrobe.

"Conjuring" sounds like the only winner in that list. Let's see if it gets made. Love you!

[MadMaxFischer]

I just want my script to get caught up in a vicious bidding war! And a trip to Cancun with ScriptGirl!

Lucky El Guapo. :(

[djmixmind]

ScriptGirl  I LOVE YOU DAMN IT!!! :)

[gill4liife]

haha that was good, especially the ending :)

[smashbro1999]

Hey, SG! Awesome job, as always. Nice touch at the end!

[TaylorKristich]

nice video :)

[yodasteveo]

Funny milkin sketch..

[Silverthumb]

That tank top made me give up the ghost that's been haunting my pants.

[yudiputay]

tits baby

[GeordieAndProud]

Funny sketch haha

[stonebryson]

That thing with the bull was twisted-sick... loved it!

[Duki3Lime]

Can you wear a tang top with no bra ;)

[AnobisBloodwing]

every time i se her vid's i am pointles what the storry was. keep staring to mutch at surtan things.

[catchfree84]

breast....suckulent breast

[nezpercenathan]

Lucky bull !

[StylinAzn]

Just came to mind... we are about due for another bloopers gag reel... dont you think Kristina??

[StylinAzn]

I love that striped tank top...so accentuating!!! Such a lucky Bull...btw beautiful farm girl body...was that really your body?

[MadScout]

Arch those cans a little more, please? :D

[kyler187]

You are so fucking hot script girl. Can I be your bull?

[StylinAzn]

I Love you ScriptGirl

[Frenchforever2009]

scriptgirl this video looks different (better)

are you recording with another camera???

[RTScorp]

Funny and very pretty!

[Mickster6d6]

funny bull sketch....hope you vacation was nice...

[Frenchforever2009]

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