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  • i can FLY!!!!

    

  • So let me guess. The dear got away and was never arrested for his criminal actions.... and they let you be a cop? xD

  • "FUCK THE POLICE!!!"

    -Deer

  • Haha, that deer was just like, "Oh hell no! It's not my time to die yet bitch!"

  • I had the same thing happen to me except I was on the highway doing 60mph. Scary morning

  • nigger deer

  • Deer "MOVE BITCHEZZZZZ!!!!"

  • OUT OF ALL PLACES?

  • @ENTERRAPTURE20 Haven't seen a religious zealot (or troll) in youtube comments in awhile. Gave me a reason to log in just to thumbs down and flag for spam :)

  • It was Bambi!

  • almost turned into a passenger if he didnt stop in time

  • Dear Santa......

  • If i type in all caps, people won't think I'm crazy...

  • SIGNS OF JESUS COMING:DAMASCUS,SYRIA-WILL BE DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1),EGYPT(ISAIAH 19:1),ISRAEL-DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2),WARS(EZEKIEL 38-39,PSALMS 83),EARTHQUAKES(MATT.24:1-14),­GLOBAL STRANGE SOUNDS(JEREMIAH 25:31)JONAH'S SIGN(MATT.12:38-45).IT’S FRIGHTENING FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW THE TRUTH.HELL IS REAL!WWIII,MEGA EARTHQUAKE?AND SO IS THE –RAPTURE (1THESSALONIANS 4:17)-ABOUT TO HAPPEN--ONLY THE HOLY ONES WILL SEE THE KINGDOM OF GOD.REPENT!READ REVELATIONS -BIBLE.GET IN THE ARK NOW!JESUS IS COMING!

  • Me: D'oh!

    RD: A deer!

    Marge: A female deer!

  • WTF

  • F#$% THE POLICE!!!

  • to put it in perspective Deers are the white men of the animal kingdom

  • That nikka got hops.

  • Good thing he didn't stopper her. She mighta had something in her DOEpocket.

  • @ebinger224 hahaha so stupid but still funny

  • @richie3102 Yeah,,billions of outta work comedians and then there's me.

  • see kids reindeer does exist!!

  • That's one smart deer!

  • It's a new sport for deer.

  • fuck the police!

  • @Thesackett93 Fuck you

  • @ least u know tht this cope was "awake" on his duty !!!

  • Forrest gumps pet obviously..

  • Don't taze me!

  • ull never take me alive copper

  • This is a skill every deer should master, then we'd have less accidents

  • haha! santa forgot Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer! :D

  • a deer did that to me and left his shit marks all over my car.

  • This is what happens when you shoot bambi.

  • Dah dah dah dah!

  • this happened in indianola iowa i work @ a gas station a few blocks down the road from where this happened crazy shit

  • 'Scuse me.

  • Red Bull :D

  • @SkyNet14071991 gives you wings

  • that deer would of been pissed if the cop shot it mid air and like dinner is served

  • If you look at the deers mouth when it stops, it's like "FUUUUUUUU-"

  • Whats up with cops and deers? Thats all I see on here.. lol

  • that deer deserves to die LOL

  • I can fly said the deer.

  • if you look close you see the nike sign on his back hoof ;)

  • lol you know that deer was black.

  • And today on ESPN's Top 5 Plays..

  • That deer must be extremely popular where it comes from.

  • Wow, Double jump. Just like a video game.

  • Nigga got hops!!

  • Asshole deer! There can be only one Frogger!

  • :(

  • me : hahahahhaha

    my bro : what are you watching thats so funny

    me : a deer jumping over a car

    bro : whats so funny about that

    me : the comments

  • try and put some hand cuffs on me BITCH...

  • the deer was like : SANTA WAAAAIT

  • no he probably saw a dodge ram and got scared and booked it! LOL! XD

  • I new dear could jump

  • HAHA! I bet the police car was CHEVY IMAPALA! :D

  • Can't decide which comment I like the best... here, I'll just post them all.

    "SANTA!!! WAIT!!"

    Must have drank too much red bull

    F*#& YOU PIGS

  • @fookdagook wait i got one your comments are fucking lame i guess i fucking win

  • @cLITOSoJUiCY

    lol k buddy.

  • FUCK THE POLICE!!

  • Rudolph the rednosed reindeer...

  • That was fake and gay, because that CLEARLY wasn't a deer....it was a baby reign deer practicing for Santa's tryouts......Merry Christmas..

  • It was practicing for the reindeer auditions for the coming winter. Look Santa I can fly!!!!!

  • the deer waited to jump over the car

    

  • that was rudolph, off duty

  • dam thats some hang time

  • Dont kill Rodolph!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Cause hes a nigga

  • Oh deer.

  • 0:13 da da da da da da da da da "Million Dollar Doe Jumps"

  • Deer is black

  • i like to jump cop cars to

  • That's one dumb deer

  • MAMA! ITZ A REIDEER!

  • theres deer in the city?

  • awesome Game Face at 0:09

  • Lol. Nyan Deer

  • the deer Gigged up lmaoo!!

  • Is the cop going to arrest the deer for j-walking?

  • motherfucking ninja!

  • Well, deer are getting smarter, I suppose. But wait... How did I get to this video? I remember going from Family Guy to space to the 9/11 terrorist attacks somehow and now Im here? >.>

  • "I believe I can fly"! - R. Kelly

  • READY SANTAAA!

  • why dont i get top comment? =(

  • @legowolfmindstorms no serius face >:| i never get top comment

  • i would have pooped my pants.

  • holy FUCK!!!!

    

  • Santa Claus is coming to town!

  • This deer held the jump button longer in order to clear the hood. True gamer lol.

  • HALO JUMP..HES LIKE FUCK U MY DRUGS...BITCH..LOL

  • That was Chuck Norris in a Deer Costume

  • Its a new evolutionary step. Deer are learning to fly to avoid cars.

  • What a beast :))

  • so the deer was driving, huh?

  • once upon a time there was a drunk man and he got pulled over buy the cops saying that he saw santas deer and the police said oh well y wont you stop drinking and your under arrest so the drunk man said no i have a vid of it so he pulled it out and showed it to the police and hee said i ssssseeeeeeee you have some childrens porn then dieng the drunk man taks the camera and say woops wrong camera.....this 1 lol

  • ITS A KANGAROO YOU FUCKS

  • @kawimx06

    Damn, it really is a kangaroo =O

  • my uncle almost got a deer one time, he slowed down and the lil shit ran across the hood! Atleast this one had a little respect for the paint lol

  • FUNNY!!!! a deer running away from the cops

  • I would have shit bricks.

  • @RoxaslXIII ahahahahaha! lol

  • thats some air jordan shizz

  • cleared it ....lol

  • spider deer

  • HIPPY JUMP

  • FREEDOM BITCHES!!

  • That one wanted to be Santa's reindeer. XD

  • why cant they do this when im about to hit one

  • @nicklofton i had this happen to me doing 80k it was like slow mo......i was so close, it was a female.

  • Suddenly flying deer!!

  • WEEEEEE ... dangg !! dat deer is gangsta!

  • SUPER DEER!

  • it needs the "i believe i can fly" song to it

  • the police officer was like pom po pom pom quiet shift today what the? what was that? dispatch a unidentifed object did just jump over my hood.

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  • i had this happen to me once but i was going 65 MPH and i ended up hitting his hoof and it cracked my windshield

  • He was fleeing the scene of armed robbery. This event inspired animal planet's version of cops

  • That thing needs a cape!

  • I guess Bambi qualified for the Olympics this year

  • haha I hope that deer gets a ticket for jay jumping!

  • pause at :17

    LMAO

  • FALCON JUMPPPPP!!!!

  • God damn hes got hops..

  • hahahaha......looks funny when he is jumping

  • I hope that bastard deer was arrested

  • ahahahahaha

  • Wheeeeeeeee!

  • driver had his head on a swivel.. saw him coming.. hit the brakes.. nothing else he could've done..

    Nice job of driving..

  • I beleave I can fly

  • .............the fuck were you recording?

  • Blake Griffin Who?

  • Bullshit video title. flies/jumps? Let's be realistic, here. He was clearly flying.

  • just that slight hit of the window clipped the landing of the deer and it probably injured itself BADLY? BORKEN LEG, SOME ROAD-RASH, ETC...with no resources to be treated by an emergency room and follow up physical therapy, the poor deer will wither and evenutally DIE?

    NO ONE SEEMs TO CARE? PEOPLE NEED TO TREAT THE ANIMALs LIKE THEY WERE HUMAN BABIES? ...CUTE and CUDDLEY, THEY NEED TO BE PROTECTED AND CARED FOR!?!?

    HELP THE SITUATION, PLEASE!

  • @Willwalkthedog This is the stupidest thing I have ever read.

  • @Willwalkthedog fuck off. borken leg? u fucking idiot grow up i am sure it lived dick.cute and cuddley? gfy

  • That deer is playing head games with the po po

  • i like how his butt goes up more xD

  • Bet that deer was saying "KOBE!"

  • HE'S A NINJA!!!

  • and the deer jumped over the moon

  • 12 NIGGA 12!

  • Deer: Fuck the Police!

  • I can picture that deer yelling, "KOBE!!!" as he jumps. Mad Hops...lol

  • Holy Shit.

  • LIKE A BOSS

  • Rudolph the reindeer taking off alone, his last vacation before christmas.

  • deer stole my bike!

  • Mommy! Daddy! I just Santa's flying reindeer!!!!

  • @blackwinges I love that you got the top comment even though there is no verb in your statement.

  • 0:15 Deer: (Says in Chinese accent) "FUKU THE POLICE" * farts on windshield

  • Yes, all black deer can do this.

  • 3 leged dear

  • That's the gangsta deer...they tried catching him from beating on that puss dog

  • Compton deer > cranbrook deer

  • Even Bambi has run ins with the law....

  • dadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  • Rudolph ! ! !

  • what in the world deer on steroids

  • dun na na na na na na na na Cant hit this!!

  • Like a BOSS!

  • Santa must be missing one of his reindeer!

  • pause a 0:03 u get a really good view of it!

  • the only thing that would have made that funnier is if the deer took a crap just as it was jumping over the cop car.

  • It was practicing park core

  • Oh deer

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  • i bet he got a ticket

  • LIKE A BOSS

  • wtf! i did the same thing but i had to spend the night in jail >X(