@ENTERRAPTURE20 Haven't seen a religious zealot (or troll) in youtube comments in awhile. Gave me a reason to log in just to thumbs down and flag for spam :)
SIGNS OF JESUS COMING:DAMASCUS,SYRIA-WILL BE DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1),EGYPT(ISAIAH 19:1),ISRAEL-DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2),WARS(EZEKIEL 38-39,PSALMS 83),EARTHQUAKES(MATT.24:1-14),GLOBAL STRANGE SOUNDS(JEREMIAH 25:31)JONAH'S SIGN(MATT.12:38-45).IT’S FRIGHTENING FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW THE TRUTH.HELL IS REAL!WWIII,MEGA EARTHQUAKE?AND SO IS THE –RAPTURE (1THESSALONIANS 4:17)-ABOUT TO HAPPEN--ONLY THE HOLY ONES WILL SEE THE KINGDOM OF GOD.REPENT!READ REVELATIONS -BIBLE.GET IN THE ARK NOW!JESUS IS COMING!
@chandlerCHCA , Hello I am a high school senior making a documentary on deer for my expository writing class. May I have your permission to use your video in it?
Well, deer are getting smarter, I suppose. But wait... How did I get to this video? I remember going from Family Guy to space to the 9/11 terrorist attacks somehow and now Im here? >.>
once upon a time there was a drunk man and he got pulled over buy the cops saying that he saw santas deer and the police said oh well y wont you stop drinking and your under arrest so the drunk man said no i have a vid of it so he pulled it out and showed it to the police and hee said i ssssseeeeeeee you have some childrens porn then dieng the drunk man taks the camera and say woops wrong camera.....this 1 lol
just that slight hit of the window clipped the landing of the deer and it probably injured itself BADLY? BORKEN LEG, SOME ROAD-RASH, ETC...with no resources to be treated by an emergency room and follow up physical therapy, the poor deer will wither and evenutally DIE?
NO ONE SEEMs TO CARE? PEOPLE NEED TO TREAT THE ANIMALs LIKE THEY WERE HUMAN BABIES? ...CUTE and CUDDLEY, THEY NEED TO BE PROTECTED AND CARED FOR!?!?
my ex mess up leaving a great guy like me :( we been together for 2 months and she end up talking about sex. i told her it too soon i wanna wait longer or better too wait till marry and she tell me how can we be together with out sex. so she broke up with me. since she broke up with me i knew right then she promble just wanna me for sex. cause sex is really not the meaning of love. i want someone who love me for who i am. and how great there personally is.it hard too find the right girl:(
i can FLY!!!!
JAY1676BAD 1 day ago
So let me guess. The dear got away and was never arrested for his criminal actions.... and they let you be a cop? xD
Xp3ktus 2 days ago
"FUCK THE POLICE!!!"
-Deer
StefyStuff 2 days ago 2
Haha, that deer was just like, "Oh hell no! It's not my time to die yet bitch!"
wolevet97 3 days ago
I had the same thing happen to me except I was on the highway doing 60mph. Scary morning
ColeFried81 5 days ago
nigger deer
hmt741 1 week ago
Deer "MOVE BITCHEZZZZZ!!!!"
SasquatchGroove 1 week ago
OUT OF ALL PLACES?
iTxD 1 week ago
@ENTERRAPTURE20 Haven't seen a religious zealot (or troll) in youtube comments in awhile. Gave me a reason to log in just to thumbs down and flag for spam :)
RahBei 1 week ago
It was Bambi!
canadavatar 1 week ago
almost turned into a passenger if he didnt stop in time
markdaforth 1 week ago
Dear Santa......
TheGreenTuxedo 1 week ago
If i type in all caps, people won't think I'm crazy...
hurbt1980 1 week ago
SIGNS OF JESUS COMING:DAMASCUS,SYRIA-WILL BE DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1),EGYPT(ISAIAH 19:1),ISRAEL-DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2),WARS(EZEKIEL 38-39,PSALMS 83),EARTHQUAKES(MATT.24:1-14),GLOBAL STRANGE SOUNDS(JEREMIAH 25:31)JONAH'S SIGN(MATT.12:38-45).IT’S FRIGHTENING FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW THE TRUTH.HELL IS REAL!WWIII,MEGA EARTHQUAKE?AND SO IS THE –RAPTURE (1THESSALONIANS 4:17)-ABOUT TO HAPPEN--ONLY THE HOLY ONES WILL SEE THE KINGDOM OF GOD.REPENT!READ REVELATIONS -BIBLE.GET IN THE ARK NOW!JESUS IS COMING!
ENTERRAPTURE20 2 weeks ago
Me: D'oh!
RD: A deer!
Marge: A female deer!
lptlp 2 weeks ago
WTF
Ecua9Tempo 2 weeks ago
F#$% THE POLICE!!!
TheWUZZAMAN 2 weeks ago
to put it in perspective Deers are the white men of the animal kingdom
maxman186ftw 2 weeks ago
That nikka got hops.
tonganbabe98 3 weeks ago
Good thing he didn't stopper her. She mighta had something in her DOEpocket.
ebinger224 3 weeks ago
@ebinger224 hahaha so stupid but still funny
richie3102 3 weeks ago
@richie3102 Yeah,,billions of outta work comedians and then there's me.
ebinger224 3 weeks ago
see kids reindeer does exist!!
I3lackl3ear 3 weeks ago
That's one smart deer!
blazingsonic 3 weeks ago
It's a new sport for deer.
mudshovel007 3 weeks ago
fuck the police!
Thesackett93 3 weeks ago
@Thesackett93 Fuck you
Yeahuh0Kay 3 weeks ago
@ least u know tht this cope was "awake" on his duty !!!
smartdon007 4 weeks ago
Forrest gumps pet obviously..
RedTurtleHQ 4 weeks ago
Don't taze me!
Mikeanglo 1 month ago
ull never take me alive copper
davimagdaleno11 1 month ago
This is a skill every deer should master, then we'd have less accidents
BuyMEaDriNk43 1 month ago
haha! santa forgot Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer! :D
locomans123456789 1 month ago
a deer did that to me and left his shit marks all over my car.
mejico94 1 month ago
This is what happens when you shoot bambi.
terryrushed 1 month ago
Dah dah dah dah!
USAChallengeMe 1 month ago
this happened in indianola iowa i work @ a gas station a few blocks down the road from where this happened crazy shit
hotbunz1010 1 month ago
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This may be quite the obscure reference but here it goes:
*Cop quips to Max (Jamie Foxx) in the movie Collateral*
"A south central deer?!"
Minute158 1 month ago
'Scuse me.
IHaveACaik 1 month ago
Red Bull :D
SkyNet14071991 1 month ago
@SkyNet14071991 gives you wings
Darklord6664 1 month ago
that deer would of been pissed if the cop shot it mid air and like dinner is served
thezombiekiller87 1 month ago
If you look at the deers mouth when it stops, it's like "FUUUUUUUU-"
xPicklexTicklex 1 month ago
Whats up with cops and deers? Thats all I see on here.. lol
richardxx9011 1 month ago
that deer deserves to die LOL
daisybbgunboy 1 month ago
I can fly said the deer.
leave13 1 month ago
if you look close you see the nike sign on his back hoof ;)
KjWa13 1 month ago
lol you know that deer was black.
bandera818 1 month ago 3
And today on ESPN's Top 5 Plays..
AndreII182II 1 month ago
That deer must be extremely popular where it comes from.
ixneedxthis 1 month ago
Wow, Double jump. Just like a video game.
255ping 1 month ago
Nigga got hops!!
mjhahmak 1 month ago
Asshole deer! There can be only one Frogger!
VxdVxn 1 month ago
:(
eric0100 1 month ago
me : hahahahhaha
my bro : what are you watching thats so funny
me : a deer jumping over a car
bro : whats so funny about that
me : the comments
MrBaseballplayer49 1 month ago 2
try and put some hand cuffs on me BITCH...
IMINTHEMOMENTRU 1 month ago 40
the deer was like : SANTA WAAAAIT
kristiann1able 1 month ago 2
no he probably saw a dodge ram and got scared and booked it! LOL! XD
NegativeClanPS3 1 month ago
I new dear could jump
SIKxQUICKxSCOPE 1 month ago
HAHA! I bet the police car was CHEVY IMAPALA! :D
CamboDevilDog 1 month ago
Can't decide which comment I like the best... here, I'll just post them all.
"SANTA!!! WAIT!!"
Must have drank too much red bull
F*#& YOU PIGS
fookdagook 1 month ago 54
@fookdagook wait i got one your comments are fucking lame i guess i fucking win
cLITOSoJUiCY 1 week ago
@cLITOSoJUiCY
lol k buddy.
fookdagook 6 days ago 7
FUCK THE POLICE!!
SagradaMascarita 1 month ago
Rudolph the rednosed reindeer...
TheArmydude050290 1 month ago
That was fake and gay, because that CLEARLY wasn't a deer....it was a baby reign deer practicing for Santa's tryouts......Merry Christmas..
tevinm14 2 months ago
It was practicing for the reindeer auditions for the coming winter. Look Santa I can fly!!!!!
Sweetmoonliteblood 2 months ago
the deer waited to jump over the car
tyson20082007 2 months ago
that was rudolph, off duty
Pred4tor419 2 months ago
dam thats some hang time
UnknownStoner420 2 months ago
Dont kill Rodolph!!!!!!!!!!!!
pshykojyden 2 months ago
Cause hes a nigga
skataboiijay13 2 months ago 2
Oh deer.
gangstamind187 2 months ago
0:13 da da da da da da da da da "Million Dollar Doe Jumps"
CapnCrossbones 2 months ago
Deer is black
jc23isballin 2 months ago
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@chandlerCHCA , Hello I am a high school senior making a documentary on deer for my expository writing class. May I have your permission to use your video in it?
laurenbrunner1 2 months ago
i like to jump cop cars to
camaro69cb 2 months ago
That's one dumb deer
xxnothingpurexx 2 months ago
MAMA! ITZ A REIDEER!
squirlysquirly969 2 months ago
theres deer in the city?
24bostonceltics1 2 months ago
awesome Game Face at 0:09
luckysod04 2 months ago
Lol. Nyan Deer
jellybeans142 2 months ago
the deer Gigged up lmaoo!!
ShikaiPB 2 months ago
Is the cop going to arrest the deer for j-walking?
ghostees62 2 months ago
motherfucking ninja!
stoneyyay 2 months ago
Well, deer are getting smarter, I suppose. But wait... How did I get to this video? I remember going from Family Guy to space to the 9/11 terrorist attacks somehow and now Im here? >.>
YourFather143 2 months ago
"I believe I can fly"! - R. Kelly
mtech20 2 months ago
READY SANTAAA!
skevmon 2 months ago
why dont i get top comment? =(
legowolfmindstorms 2 months ago
@legowolfmindstorms no serius face >:| i never get top comment
legowolfmindstorms 2 months ago
i would have pooped my pants.
hoffs4676 2 months ago
holy FUCK!!!!
twinsfan900 2 months ago
Santa Claus is coming to town!
cfeirl 2 months ago
This deer held the jump button longer in order to clear the hood. True gamer lol.
carranza828 2 months ago
HALO JUMP..HES LIKE FUCK U MY DRUGS...BITCH..LOL
TXGREASER1 2 months ago
That was Chuck Norris in a Deer Costume
cw8307 2 months ago 2
Its a new evolutionary step. Deer are learning to fly to avoid cars.
TheHolyMongolEmpire 2 months ago
What a beast :))
kareem844 3 months ago
so the deer was driving, huh?
Anthony93193 3 months ago
once upon a time there was a drunk man and he got pulled over buy the cops saying that he saw santas deer and the police said oh well y wont you stop drinking and your under arrest so the drunk man said no i have a vid of it so he pulled it out and showed it to the police and hee said i ssssseeeeeeee you have some childrens porn then dieng the drunk man taks the camera and say woops wrong camera.....this 1 lol
predatorGFH 3 months ago
ITS A KANGAROO YOU FUCKS
kawimx06 3 months ago
@kawimx06
Damn, it really is a kangaroo =O
gangstervural 3 months ago
my uncle almost got a deer one time, he slowed down and the lil shit ran across the hood! Atleast this one had a little respect for the paint lol
96chevyman1 3 months ago
FUNNY!!!! a deer running away from the cops
Survivor1547 3 months ago
I would have shit bricks.
RoxaslXIII 3 months ago
@RoxaslXIII ahahahahaha! lol
jowellluvsmusics 3 months ago
thats some air jordan shizz
MACWILLIAM 3 months ago 33
cleared it ....lol
jaymanxxxx 3 months ago
spider deer
ssj5acendedsaiyan 3 months ago
HIPPY JUMP
LandSquirrels 3 months ago
FREEDOM BITCHES!!
jhoon234 3 months ago
That one wanted to be Santa's reindeer. XD
LitHoneysuckle 3 months ago
why cant they do this when im about to hit one
nicklofton 3 months ago
@nicklofton i had this happen to me doing 80k it was like slow mo......i was so close, it was a female.
jaymanxxxx 3 months ago
Suddenly flying deer!!
Exerus 3 months ago
WEEEEEE ... dangg !! dat deer is gangsta!
xiKoSapinoyAC3 3 months ago
SUPER DEER!
Laken1793 3 months ago
it needs the "i believe i can fly" song to it
daisukiwiz 3 months ago 2
the police officer was like pom po pom pom quiet shift today what the? what was that? dispatch a unidentifed object did just jump over my hood.
becky334 3 months ago
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becky334 3 months ago
i had this happen to me once but i was going 65 MPH and i ended up hitting his hoof and it cracked my windshield
monstermiataman 3 months ago
He was fleeing the scene of armed robbery. This event inspired animal planet's version of cops
mundayfilms 3 months ago 26
That thing needs a cape!
jims14rb25 3 months ago
I guess Bambi qualified for the Olympics this year
leakyvalve 3 months ago 2
haha I hope that deer gets a ticket for jay jumping!
nonamejoe56 3 months ago
pause at :17
LMAO
PicturePerfct1 3 months ago
FALCON JUMPPPPP!!!!
cowface29708796 3 months ago
God damn hes got hops..
woohoo800 3 months ago
hahahaha......looks funny when he is jumping
lala9113 3 months ago
I hope that bastard deer was arrested
weefeatures 3 months ago
ahahahahaha
HeyxAmie 3 months ago
Wheeeeeeeee!
EPR89 3 months ago
driver had his head on a swivel.. saw him coming.. hit the brakes.. nothing else he could've done..
Nice job of driving..
Wrongway1965 3 months ago
I beleave I can fly
jordantdwp 3 months ago
.............the fuck were you recording?
TwinCrusade 3 months ago
Blake Griffin Who?
Marsill99 3 months ago
Bullshit video title. flies/jumps? Let's be realistic, here. He was clearly flying.
bigbengamer 3 months ago
just that slight hit of the window clipped the landing of the deer and it probably injured itself BADLY? BORKEN LEG, SOME ROAD-RASH, ETC...with no resources to be treated by an emergency room and follow up physical therapy, the poor deer will wither and evenutally DIE?
NO ONE SEEMs TO CARE? PEOPLE NEED TO TREAT THE ANIMALs LIKE THEY WERE HUMAN BABIES? ...CUTE and CUDDLEY, THEY NEED TO BE PROTECTED AND CARED FOR!?!?
HELP THE SITUATION, PLEASE!
Willwalkthedog 3 months ago
@Willwalkthedog This is the stupidest thing I have ever read.
THEQUIETGUYBEHINDYOU 3 months ago
@Willwalkthedog fuck off. borken leg? u fucking idiot grow up i am sure it lived dick.cute and cuddley? gfy
ak7wyf 3 months ago
That deer is playing head games with the po po
johnplayersstandard 3 months ago
i like how his butt goes up more xD
superpup2255 3 months ago
Bet that deer was saying "KOBE!"
alextothehbro 3 months ago
HE'S A NINJA!!!
squishyfatpigs 3 months ago
and the deer jumped over the moon
creamyfilling102 3 months ago
12 NIGGA 12!
xDrSnowy 3 months ago
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eric0100 3 months ago
Deer: Fuck the Police!
SpreadEagle1080 3 months ago 67
I can picture that deer yelling, "KOBE!!!" as he jumps. Mad Hops...lol
JayNoc 3 months ago
Holy Shit.
T800OSG 4 months ago
LIKE A BOSS
TheWhiteChedda 4 months ago 8
Rudolph the reindeer taking off alone, his last vacation before christmas.
ThermalHD 4 months ago
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trying ou for santa
TheBlackandred12 4 months ago
deer stole my bike!
GerbilEssences 4 months ago
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Mommy! Daddy! I just saw Santa's flying reindeer!!!!
blackwinges 4 months ago
Mommy! Daddy! I just Santa's flying reindeer!!!!
blackwinges 4 months ago 38
@blackwinges I love that you got the top comment even though there is no verb in your statement.
gokarter57275 2 months ago
0:15 Deer: (Says in Chinese accent) "FUKU THE POLICE" * farts on windshield
MonsterHunter721 4 months ago
Yes, all black deer can do this.
erpiv 4 months ago
3 leged dear
alexperu2011 4 months ago
That's the gangsta deer...they tried catching him from beating on that puss dog
myniggajon 4 months ago
Compton deer > cranbrook deer
AsianAlaskan 4 months ago
Even Bambi has run ins with the law....
vfIskullangel 4 months ago
dadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
MsSpartan57 4 months ago
Rudolph ! ! !
jedirifleman 4 months ago
what in the world deer on steroids
ramon8824485 4 months ago
dun na na na na na na na na Cant hit this!!
kayin72 4 months ago
Like a BOSS!
regandhouse 4 months ago
Santa must be missing one of his reindeer!
hollisterta 4 months ago
pause a 0:03 u get a really good view of it!
ncxo4 4 months ago
the only thing that would have made that funnier is if the deer took a crap just as it was jumping over the cop car.
nudgefan21 4 months ago
It was practicing park core
Tlusion22 4 months ago
Oh deer
MrMattHeywood 4 months ago
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ImTearVI 4 months ago
i bet he got a ticket
hannahkoala 4 months ago
LIKE A BOSS
fapsqpz 4 months ago
wtf! i did the same thing but i had to spend the night in jail >X(
frwtr1968 4 months ago