MST3K Agent for H.A.R.M. 6/9

[ChaoticYak]

So...how did they get into the room if all the doors and windows were electrified?

[NorwichTeenwolf]

3: 34 ah well, at least the director is trying.

[TheLazerBread]

Five hours of staring at the window finally pays off.

[LonewolfSojourner]

You know if there had been even one more agent at the house this movie would already be over. They could have over powered Marco and his goons at their Mexican base or kept captured him when the gang came to kidnap Mighty Elderly Man

[Dablkwid0w2008]

the hell she sayin

[cleanhomer]

"I don't like fudge!"

[HParker001]

Um, 8:37, just after Crow says "Oh now what?" What the hell was that thing??

[whoadude1959]

@HParker001

Looks like a cow's head to me....pretty bizarre......

Cindy, Columbus, Ohio

[Kinemacolor]

How is Chance just staying in their guest room?

[yaywhewclips242]

DOCTOR Walt Disney.

Could U slam down the phone louder?

remember those TV tube testing machines in Rite Aid in the 1970's?

[pretorious700]

Sorry, but 110 volt ac house current grounded through a person like that would blow all of the fuses in about 1 second.

[TheLackofattack]

Could that be? The most beautiful girl in the world??

[getabox]

At 3:09 what does Old Guy say? It sounds like, "I'll pray for you, Calvin Klein."

[Kinemacolor]

@getabox "How playful you are when alive."  He's talking to the fungus.

[sayalovesdiva]

This adam chance is so pathetic. It's obvious he's wearing a girdle. I think it was servo who first mentioned it. He looks stupid yet he is the "hero"

[Kinemacolor]

@sayalovesdiva If it works for Shatner...

[EponymousKid]

Christ, that "Morning!" and the nonchalant look on his face as he drives what is clearly Malibu Stacy's car on the beach out of nowhere gets me every time.

[Irkedmv]

So he's really a serial killer sanctioned by the government.

[fleafriend]

"Hidon'ttouchthedoor."

 lol

[OzzyFan87]

"Pretend to lock the door...and go."

[cyberhoodlum]

"Staring at a window for five hours finally pays off!"

"Can I catch a ride to Hawaii? Thanks."

"Electrocute a guy? Check. Touch a breast? Check. So far, so good."

[Theburn77]

Day three of my cardigan, my funk overwhelms me...

[DAVIDInitiative]

"He's pirating free TV!" lol

"Five hours of staring at the window finally pays off!"

And two things: Mike, I'd like you to make that a four-person reservation.

And two, I'm really upset because we never find out if that person's mail is delivered or not... :/ lol

[illuminatioracle]

do as your spy tells you...

[beardsleyaubrey]

????? I have watched this episode at least 10 times- and I still can't understand the movie plot. It's like Joel H. said about _Master Ninja_ -"This has all the logic of a fever-dream." (paraphrase from memory)

[TitusYorick]

4:34 C'mon! Do it! We all want you to!!!

[Gigrantula58]

Crow: "Filmed on location near a power-switching station in Oklahoma. "

I'm from Oklahoma and it does sort of look like that in places. Nice.

[linzleel]

i want my NOOKIE- Ba da DA DAAAA!

Coped a feel- Aboobb a DA DAAAA!

[ChaoticYak]

I just found out I'm German!

Mike, do you have Kevorkian's number?

I got it on my speed dial. Reservations for three?

[IliyaMoroumetz]

I just had a frightening thought... what if that thing @ 8:39 was Billy? Just minding his own business, catching some sweet waves, happens to see Eva getting kidnapped, but then he gets Spore'd! D:

Billy! No! He was a good friend... for the whole two scenes we knew him. 

[watda74]

-He's sketching a Whiskey and 7.

Never recall being that wasted to the point I start sketching my favorite potent potables. lol

[KeithHarvestmuahaha]

"Is that the ghost of a cow?!"

classic

[jekblom123]

Why do they keep calling her a baby?

[InvaderPet]

I think it's a little coincidental that this portion of the episode, which features Ava getting felt up in a bikini, is in a video where the title has the numbers 6 and 9 in it.

[CarolinaOcelot]

Is that the ghost of a cow?

[bakes7288]

I have a condition where I need sex every hour.

[watda74]

I now know the name of that accursed Spongebob episode where I heard the music from this scene: 'Gone'. Insignificant, I'm sure but I had to share it with someone. lol

- I wish I had the slightest idea of what the HELL I WAS DOING!!

[whoisdickieschnabel]

"Hi, don't touch the door."



[ChaoticYak]

Is there a stud here...besides me?

[akje93]

"Five hours of staring at the window finally pays off"

[InterEDGE]

i must say, the fact that the hot foreign chick is in this makes watching this movie a bit more bareable... a bit.

[CaiSecret]

"I don't like fudge!"

"Morning!"

"Can you give me a ride to Hawaii? Thanks."

"I don't like shots. They're owie."

[BlueEyes7452]

Day three of my cardigan. My funk overwhelms me.

[lobsopdoy]

Billy really holds this film together.

[CarolinaOcelot]

Just a typical day for Prince.

[pretorious700]

Uh, 110 volt house current attached to a doorknob eloctrocuted the guy?

[UpSky2]

@pretorious700 Probably a tap of the Horizontal Output Tube in the hi-voltage section - 12,000 to 25,000 volts, very hazardous. The only trouble is... it wouldn't take all that 15 seconds of howling to kill someone...more like about 1/10 second, and plenty of black burns too.

And one other problem.... What the hooting heck is THAT thing!? @ 8:39 ... looks like a cheap Roger Corman monster, but whats it doing, whered it come from, WHATS IT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? - I should really just relax!

[OzzyFan87]

"I have a condition where i have to have sex every hour" i wish that was a legit affliction.

[pretorious700]

@OzzyFan87 Hey, if you believe Tiger Woods,.....

[snikt2k10]

Our main "hero" looks like Super Secret Agent: Mr. Rogers in that yellow sweater.

[Reelbigearth]

It's a beautiful day in the USA

The ugly Red's are plotting away

Won't you be....our ally?

Hi Ally

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Agent from Panel Craft!

Oh no, let's go!

[mst3k54]

2:37 a statue of John Daly!

[straker5000]

You bet your nose? It's a karl maulden thing...

[murdock283]

You bet your NOSE? What kind of saying is that?

[mowque]

"You must have forgotten by primal sexual attractiveness"

[SoutoSaysBitan]

"I think a plot point just spilled all over us there."

[StArPoNiEz]

was that a ghost of a cow?! LOLOL

[NUTCASE71733]

GOOOOOOTTA DAAAAAAANCE!!!!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

"Adam!"

I just found out I'm German!

[ElveeKaye]

He has an endless collection of blah-colored cardigans--just the sort of wardrobe you'd expect for an international super-spy.

[NUTCASE71733]

You're back! Oh how I missed your witty-ness!

[Mechazaurus]

Is it just me, or are these the least intimidating super villains ever? The son of Peewee Herman and Peter Lorre, a Prince look alike, and a gang of the most stereotypical dorky, effeminate, ascot sporting WASPs I've ever seen.

No wonder H.A.R.M. sent such an obvious loser like Chance to stop them.

[VeryAngryCamel]

is there a stud here?... besides me?

[mowque]

@VeryAngryCamel I like how Mike chuckles at that

[Tareltonlives]

"OOO HOOOO HOOOO, OOOOH HOOO-" "SHH! Prince!"

[whoisdickieschnabel]

hurt myself laughing at this

[watda74]

It's lemon-chiffon bathtime, baby.  OWW!!

[mburke000]

the "ghost of a cow" line was in response to some disembodied grunt after Adam shouts for one of the characters.

[buffypython]

"Five hours of staring at the window finally pays off."

6:06 He has a ring on his finger....

What's up with the ghost of a cow bit? I don't know what Crow's talking about.

The cardigan and jumping around reminds me of Captain Kirk!

"He copped a feel!"

[watda74]

3:07 Did ANYONE get a word of that? I still can't make it out. Anybody?

[ArcaneOmen2041]

"How playful you are when alive."

Damn I'm good.

[watda74]

Yes, U are. Thanks. lol

"Here's EYE in your MUD!"

[carpenter601]

i think he said,"how playful you are when alive"

[VeryAngryCamel]

lol not a word.

he MAINAINS CAN APPLIANCE! DA NA NA NAHHH!!!!

[bgfilms]

"Day three of my cardigan: my funk overwhelms me"

[Tareltonlives]

"There goes a man with a sexy niece"

"She makes me quiver!"

"Oh no, let's go!"

"Mike, do you have Kervorkian's number?"

[CarolinaOcelot]

"So he's really a serial killer sanctioned by the government."

[Stazmo2]

"Hey i touched her boob you guys! I'm not a virgin anymore!"

[Herr12]

I don't get this movie, so communist mariachis were the real villains?

[kalensc]

The real villains are people who refuse to wear yellow cardigans.

[vlcupper]

"I've got their base."

Why does that sound so unnatural?

[Gomess]

It's hip spytalk, get on the trolley catdog!

[GoblinXXX]

All their base are belong to us.

[watda74]

I was watching Spongebob with my 5 year old (no choice, so go ahead & laugh) and on one episode the music at 8:30-8:38 was playing. I recognized the bugle (I think) right away and realized I can't escape MST3K. lol

[jji1887]

Will you just pack your bags and fudge out of here?

"I don't like fudge."

[GorgeousMonty]

Pretend to lock the door and go.....

:)

[livinintwilightzone]

"Day 3 of my cardigan. My funk overwhelms me."

[sexyscholar]

"I think a plot point just spilled all over us there."

[eclowell]

She sucks, course everybody sucks compared to me though I should give her a break

[annthebold]

"He maintains an applicance. Duh-dah DA DAAAAAAAAA!!!"

I love the emphasis Servo puts on it and Mike's reaction. Pure gold!

[kalensc]

One of the best running gags they ever did.

[annthebold]

I agree.  Almost as good as "STAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!" from 'The Undead.' :-D

[livinintwilightzone]

'cept now the duh dah DA DAAA! is lodged in my head...

[whoisdickieschnabel]

Is this the most under-breathed "shut up"'s ever in a mst3k episode? I, hahaha, swear to God, think there's one every six minutes.

"Must I wager my nose that they'll be back....?"

"Do it baby woman!!!!" (I <3 that)

[versus79]

What the hell is that thing at 8:39?

[MattChrisF]

I think that it's a guy that got shot with spore and when he hit the seawater he degenerated into that thing.

[vlcupper]

But he's still in the car when Prince sails away. But then, what does Adam say at 8:55? Very confusing.

[DAJ01]

Eva: I touched it...the fungus.

Adam: Only the spore can hurt you Eva, and it was already in his blood when he hit the water.

Still doesn't clear up just what the hell happened, though.

[whoisdickieschnabel]

After years of confusion, finally cleared up. Thanks dood. Oy. I hate that lump of ground round floating in the water though. Ewgh. *shudder*

[MattChrisF]

I think it was something cut from the film for airing, or it may have been cut from the film originally.

No one had a spore gun on the beach, they were using regular pistols.

I'm baffled at what happened as well now.

[MattChrisF]

Oh wait, the Prince looking guy had a spore gun, but I have no idea who he shot to turn into that thing.

[whoisdickieschnabel]

maybe hasselhoff was running by or somethin.,,

[LonewolfSojourner]

@versus79  Billy maybe, Chance mumbles something about the Spore

[MattChrisF]

9:19 "Hey! Copped a feel!"

"Hey, I touched her boob you guys! I'm not a virgin anymore!" LOL

[thesims66]

"pretend to lock the door and go!"

[feverdeanmg]

This movie was filmed on ONE location. Incredible.

[EternalGuardian07]

Servo: I don't wanna!

Crow: Do as your spy tells you.

Servo: *moans* OK... *sobs*

[AlexandriaM]

"This is the room of a man whose niece's boob I just brushed."

[CarolinaOcelot]

"Ooo-Hooo...ew"

[bruxbrux]

So!  Secret call?

[helicopterzzz]

"She sucks, course everybody sucks compared to me though, i should give her a break, heh heh." oh God bless you Tom Servo, hahaha

[ConradZaar]

"Gotta dance! Gotta dance!"

THUD

"Oh great."

That was the stupidest looking fall down the stairs I've ever seen in a movie.

[longhairfan]

"He pirating free TV!"

"i DON 'T LIKE SHOTS! THEY ARE OWIE!"

[jeannec1]

Their 'base' is a vacation home.

[johnnui]

yessir, we have the cardigan in ochre

[hydraloveingman1]

"He maintains an appliance! DAH DUM DA DA!!!" CROW:you know,if this were a James Bond film there would already have been 8 helicopter explosions,10 ski chases......"