Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (200)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • I have just been watching you for a while now.

    The past couple hours and ive subbed.

    Your very entertaining. Thanks for great videos.:P

  • I agree 100% and I'm subscribing. I remember you from a RR video. I think VDay should be more of the Roman Pagan holiday. Sounds alot more fun. ;-) I'm planning on putting up the official trolol video on FB.

    VD day will always be SnF day to me. Suck N' Fuck Day, Suck N' Fuck Day.

    BTW National Coffee Day is September 29. Yes, I fucking googled it.

  • Come to think of it. There's no real point to any holiday. Christmas is just to boost the sales of stuff for stores. Think about it.

  • You must not have a Valentine lol

  • hes cute xD

  • what the ebst thing you do.. is bitch bitch.

  • man fuck facebook

  • Valentine's Day Sucks why do I have to ask a girl out on this day I can ask a girl out any day of the year. People that spend money on this holiday are just suckers listing to what the media says.

  • I have a crush on you

  • I think I love u xD

  • lol u just dont have a lady thats y it meaning less

  • Love the Hugh Laurie poster, Valentine's Day Scrooge. Valentine's Day sucks and not in a good way.

  • and this is dumb shit from youtube. stop complaining and smoke a doobie for christ sake. you need a hug. and a fuck'n beer bottle to the head. i happen to like valentines day. your goddamn birthday shouldn't exist.....sorry god. but why does your birthday exist. oh so you can get old eat shit and die sissy boy.

  • @ILOVISTJUSTINBIEBER your mom is so bald, I can see what she's thinking

  • yeah Vletine day suck for me is just like any other day just one more day nothing special but that is me about the games well that game sucks, but facebook have some good games like Ninja Saga ot Guitar Flash they are okay, but the rest suck donkey balls big donkey balls

  • My friends are doing that stupid number game and I absolutely detest it!

  • ENJOY POOP!

  • I hate facebook it is so annoying , i have one i go on every once in a great while just to see qwat i missed but my god at my school its "did you see my post yea it was real funny". well srry there fred i didnt get tht i was a little to busy fukin jerkin off i mean jesus christ get off the fuckin computer and get some air. and get a real social life

  • Your right, we dont NEED to spend time doing any of these things, but some of us, like myself like spending time doing these things =)

  • haha great video : )

  • Agreed. I've been with my boyfriend for 3 years, and we have never bought eachother anything for Valentine's Day. We don't see the point in caving to the commercialism and spending money on stupid things that none of us need. And I've been getting the Valentine's post on my timeline too... It's depressing

  • SOMEONE ELSE WHO UNDERSTANDS! Those posts are driving me insane.

  • Valentimes Day is a waste of time.

  • Nice video UTF, but if you have the time, I must ask (I'm not sure if you've ever made a video addressing this before, sorry if you have), what type of camera and editing software do you use, and do you use youtube's direct upload? Thanks

  • @Fedormandias I use a Logitech HD Webcam and I don't edit my videos.

  • Deadmau5 day. :trufax:

  • Everybody gets a car for Christmas. True story.

  • I may have misjudged this guy I really can't agree more

  • I don't see the point of this holiday either.

  • When I read the title: "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT SHIT!!!!" And then I watched the video.

  • One thing I hate about that Facebook LMS thing is that nobody really says what they think they just bullshit it.

  • Hmm good point. Way I see it and I'm guilty of this - if I'm single along with several others, we're like "Fuck, Valentine's Day ". If we get into relationships - it's likely to be a different story...... :P

  • Why the dislikes? Why not just show you love your partner everyday? It is just another commercialised pseudo "holiday" like halloween and easter.

    Why do people need a specific day each year to show their love for someone? It is the same nonsense with new years resolutions. Just do what needs to be done now.

  • @AmusingYeti I don't give a shit if it's commercialized, Halloween is the best thing ever.

  • Why are people getting so worked up over valentine's day?

  • @SteelxInferno88 You have it all figured out eh? Explain my write-ups for insubordination

  • @catostrophix Sentimental value is fine, but I was given a turd necklace that cost a dollar that holds intrinsic value to me

  • HURRR DURRRR IS JUS CUZ U KANT GET GURLFREND HURRRRRRRR DURRRRMWUMWUMWU.

  • @Koenigsbomber Lol they were from one person. They all came within a span of twenty minutes from a douche who mass dislikes my videos, same with Arch.

  • Somehow I like the fact that you get a fair share of dislikes in your videos, not because I'm a troll, but because this means that your viewers have an opinion.

  • LMS= Lick My Sack XD you sir are a clever little boy LOL, is that copyrighted? if not can i use it?

  • where do you work? i have days like that oftenn :/

  • over two years. I ended up loosing the diamond at a sleepover. Don't ask how but the necklace just came off my neck in my sleep. I was upset, not so much because it made me look prettier, but i just thought it was special that I had something so meaningful.

    Of course there are people that wear shit loads of jewelry and expensive apparel for status symbols. They might want to look wealthy, or share some kind of message about them. But most people who own jewelry have sentimental value attached

  • Valentine's day is a holiday????

  • while diamonds are expensive and I'll admit- they don't necessarily "do" much. But what makes them special isn't the diamond itself, despite their beauty. They carry a sentimental value, especially if their representative to a major life event such as an engagement or wedding. For my 16th birthday my mom gave me her first engagement diamond and had it made into a necklace (this was when my parents were poor kids, it was a small diamond, but a diamond none the less) and it didn't part from me for

  • Damn I didn't realize so many people cared so much about valentines day. This has more dislikes than the previous 20 videos you made. Apparently valentines day is a more touchy subject than bashing the military....

  • Oh I get it.....you get pushed around at work and you won't say anything back to anyone's face. But once you're home alone you flip on the camera and "let everything out" lol

  • I hated Valentines day even when I had a girlfriend.

  • you said that Valentines Day is pointless, then u list a bunch of companies to gain from it, its all about money

  • @Inverseze Well it's obviously not pointless for them.

  • I agree with the jewelry point as well. It's more attractive to me to have someone who knows they're pretty enough without it.

  • Valentines Day is just a commercial scam. Just like Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween, and basically every other Holiday.

  • Can I just ask: What the fuck is Sweetest day (Did I even spell that right?) is? We don't have that over here.

  • If you buy diamonds, some of the money just might go to some african guy's starving kids.

  • Pounded Into Dust by Cannibal Corpse?

  • @SuperRAWRify Hell no, Dust n' Bones by GnR.

  • It's mostly girls who post this stupid crap. Everytime I see someone's Facebook status with something like the Valentines Day thing, I just want to slap them.

  • He has a point. Besides he has his right to an opinion and if you don't like it stfu and don't watch his videos. Like seriously do you guys not have the mental capacity to press the back button? xP

  • stop talking shit about valentines day you bearded douchebag. no wonder you dislike valentines day, probably because you probably get pissed off every year when you try to jack off and keep getting interrupted by the sounds of everyone else getting some lovin on. smoke some weed and then think about valentines day, you'll know what's good then.

    -

    skeet on bitches, weeny069.

    one love.

  • @weeny069 Thank$ for wat¢hing

  • I'd rather buy me a bag of Doritos

  • That idea with an Coffee holiday was pretty sweet. Could easily replace valentines day ^^ But!! It would have to be international! ^^ Denmark needs some COOL holidays!

  • only capitalists celebrate valentines day

  • Most people who hate valentines day are single, lonely...or single. There I said it.

  • @CuddlyBubbles1 How do you figure that? That's a stupid assumption. You said it, but be happy, because it makes you look stupid and hey - ignorance is bliss.

  • Ye Olde Follower of Yon Undertaker: "Remove such useless feces from mine sight at once!"

  • utf is a virgin.

  • @sean1256

    So?

  • @sean1256 Yeah, that's never been said before. Idiot. Gather up some brain cells and think of something more clever to prove your worthiness to inhabit your own body, moron.

  • so valentines day is to boost the econemy?

  • Crush 'Em FTW

  • @ProjectDragonEye Horrible song.

  • Dust n' Bones (my favorite GNR song)

  • Lol Ive never dealt with any of those people, anytime someone posts dumb shit, even the slightest thing that sounds semi-stupid, I just hit that delete button. Haha I'm not gonna sit here and lose braincells because of these people. No fucks given today!

  • Don't lie John. You are a closet romantic lolo

  • Oh man! My cousin does that inbox me number crap all the time. I friggin' hate it. Ans no matter how many times I try to derive him of it he just goes and does it again later. It's so friggin' annoying!

  • I've always hated the idea of getting jewelry for a gift. It's useless to me.

  • @shmayx2011 amen!

  • National Coffee Day - September 29

  • Comment removed

  • lol at the jc penny valentines day twittube sponsored link right above uploader coments!!

  • Every god-damned holiday in America is used for economy boosting, sad but true

  • I like the coffee day idea.

  • Thumbs up if you hate Valentine's day. I love St. Patrick's day though, it's a good excuse to get drunk

  • "Every kiss leads to decay!" - The original, and more accurate Kay's slogan.

  • There is a coffee day, it's Sept 29

  • I hate Valentines Day.

  • hey so because you mentioned it, i went on Google to see if there actually was a day for coffee. National Coffee Day is September 29. i was a little surprised to see that it was an actual day. i didn't bother looking any further in to it. well anyway. here you go, hope that makes you happy. you now have your day.

  • @echo2themoon Still, it's not a federal, shut-everything-down holiday

  • You have no idea how much I agree with you. AND: I am in 8th grade, so a bunch of 14 and 15 year olds are posting this as their status SO. MUCH. EVERYONE. AAAHHH. HELP ME. I can't take the LMS for truth is and LMS and i will post on your wall! >:|

  • SOOOOOOOOOOOOO Agree with you Dude!!

  • Hey, these holidays stimulate the economy, so I can't complain.

  • Guys buy chicks expensive jewelry so they suck their dicks harder than an air duct. There. Didn't sugarcoat it at all.

  • @9zBrandon You win.

  • @undertakerfreak1127 Oh shit gimmie a cookie.

  • The only thing I really care about in this video, is that since you had a crappy day, that means the hubster had a crappy day. THANKS.

  • New RayWJ video? Get that shit outta here.

  • I want UTF to be my Valentine! We just won't make out, because that will cross the border from "friendly joke" to "homosexual".

  • @PointBaron I'll send you a card.

  • UR JUST MAD CUS UR LONELY AND HAVE NO GF LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Comment removed

  • @30kbpm Fuck ye!

  • @30kbpm LOL HOW DID YOU KNOW LOLOLOLOLOLO

  • @undertakerfreak1127 BECAUSE I WATCH UR VIDEOS AND SHIT BRO LOLOLOLOL SUCK A DICK

  • if you really love someone, why wait for a holiday to show them?

  • I love the "You're*" on the wall. SO FUCKING TRUE.

  • only reason you hate valentines day is because you cant get a girlfriend lol.

  • Thank you. I've seen at least twenty people post this same fucking status, and it's ridiculous.

  • Is it just me, or is that smile of yours just truly epic? By the way, I am not gay if that's what people are thinking.

  • I never give anyone valentines day gifts. Well, except in elementary school but that shit didn't count because i just handed out random candy to everyone

  • So if if diamonds are that worthless to you, does that mean gold isn't any more valuable than dust or shit to you.

  • 2:51 How about 666.69 as a number? The devil mauls your genitals and shoves his pitchfork down your throat all in one!

    3:32 It has! Have you ever heard of the human press?

    5:54 What in the hell is sweetest day?

    

  • @domincwild well, I really generally like piercings. They all look awesome.

    But girls don't get pressure to get their ears pierced! Their moms make them when they're like 5 months by a *shudder* piercing gun.

    Also there are different reasons for piercings. For increased sexual pleasure, to "reclaim" your body after you've been abused. Things of that nature.

  • You can't grow tomatoes in FaceBook. I would rather a pile of horse shit.

  • "Every kiss beings with K-get that shit outta here..." - Undertakerfreak1127

  • I have been fortunate enough to not see any of these in my feed on fb but I also keep my circle of friends small because YES, there are still a lot of people out there in the real world who don't even use the site. Anyways... Sorry the big V gets your shorts in a knot, oh wait, you don't wear any haha. I as well do believe it is just another $ hungry hollow-day. Gifts and acts of affection mean so much more on random days of the year, when it is not a societal expectation. Sorry work sucked :/

  • Valentine's Day comes and goes and I don't even notice most of the time. XD It's that way with a lot of holidays anymore though. I wouldn't even notice Christmas really if it wasn't for all the damn lights everywhere. LOL

  • All the people thumbs down spamming this video aren't realizing that

    1. They're giving UTF views.

    2. It makes people much more likely to watch the video since they'll be going "look at the close number of likes and dislikes. I should watch this video to see what's making it so polarizing."

  • @AssRapingHorseCock Not to mention ca$h

  • @AssRapingHorseCock Your Youtube name is amazing

  • @AssRapingHorseCock it's just a piss chuggin RWJ, Sxephil, ijustine and shay carl fanboy with 100 fake sock accounts

  • Valentines day is ridiculous.

    Jewelry is nice. Buying presents is a way to say you are thinking of someone, They don't have to be expensive or on a certain day. I's just nice.

    I have a thing about other people's money. It's their money and they can do what they want with it. If they want to sped 10k on a piece of jewelry, they can.

    I have seen to few good Facebook status games. I figure most of them are made by 12 year olds.

  • If Valentine's Day is meant to be the day of true love, then why haven't I got one?

  • i thought only 12 or 13 year old plays this kind of games , and if you are an adult playing those , god have mercy have on your soul.

  • EPIC!!!

    

  • Every kiss begins with Kay LOLZ WHAT A FUCKIN JOKE xD

  • I guess some people really like valentines day.

  • OVER 9000!!

  • I bet the dislikes are coming from Thatsojack's "army".

  • @Aram5551 No, because at least Jack's fans would post comments saying I suck. I know who's doing it, and he's just as cowardly as he's always been 

  • @Eltro920 Affirmative, which means the YouTube "deletion of inactive and fraudulent accounts" was complete horseshit. Another lie from the corporate cocksuckers

  • @undertakerfreak1127 When was that supposed to happen again?

  • @undertakerfreak1127 speaking of which have you seen who's hijacked your encyclopedia dramatica page as of late?

  • @Eltro920 Sorry for asking, but...who's CDS?

  • @ijjidriftcity509 CDS (short for ChickenDoodleSauce) is a lonely closet child who hates undertakerfreak1127, TheArchfiend and CammehYaBams so much, he made tetra-dozens of accounts to dislike and false flag just for the sake of selfish hatred.

  • @undertakerfreak1127 Wait, that guy is still around?

    Damn dude. He must have absolutely no life at all.

    Imagine how thrilling it is for a person to dislike spend time disliking videos. When in reality, no one gives a fuck. Oh well. At least he does.

  • :P i don't like Vday, but I'm glad when my stupid friends give me a shit load of chocolate :D

  • If you need to buy random shit to show how much you love your girl/boyfriend, then your relationship sucks!

    P.S Why the hell have you gotten so many dislikes lately?

  • @sohighstudio Cowards are mass disliking it without posting any comments. They're too stupid to even make it look legit.

  • In my opinion: the expensive jewelry is all about status it's like the watches you talked about a while ago, the cheaper jewelry that still looks nice is for show/decoration.

  • Funny how someone's mass disliking this video but doesn't have the balls to post a comment. Cowards. At least make it look legit.

  • V-day is a constant reminder that I don't have a girlfriend to spend 1000 of dollars on... I'm okay with this.

  • It's funny, the original holiday of 'Valentine's Day' was to celebrate Saint Valentine, except this holiday was removed from the Roman Catholic calendar some 40ish years ago and corporations were just like "Maybe nobody noticed", then nobody DID notice.. Then people ate their own shoes

  • lol cool! I've got a zero xposure coat too!

  • @REPORTERYANICHOLSON It's fucking amazing. Keeps me warm even when it's 2 degrees

  • Holidays are almost all the same, used to people to spend money on useless things

  • whats the point in valentines day? come to think of it whats the point in mon tues wed thurs friday ... ah fook this im going bck to bed

  • "Every kiss begins with.. Get that shit outta here!"

    Words of Wisdom.

  • I never ever EVER will understand why people get jewelry or get any part of there body pierced at all. I mean I asked one girl why get your ears pierces and she was like "you don't know what kind of pressure girls go through" Society today I tell ya

  • Happy to know I am not the only one who hates those stupid fucking games

  • I feel compelled to inform you that there actually IS a national coffee day. It's September 29th! :)

  • @ushere07 Time to make it a federal holiday.

  • I hate Valentines Day too. Probably because I find myself spending it alone all of the fucking time and a lot of the shit UTF mentioned in this video.

  • All holidays are is an excuse to buy into commercialism. Nothing more.

  • like my comment.

  • i hate facebook and will never set up a profile.

  • awesome rant

  • don't even get me started on valentine's day.

  • 23 dislikes

  • @juanperez43 You can read! High five!

  • @undertakerfreak1127 isn't it awesome?

  • phenomenal rant, as always

  • there should be like rock music day or ranting day

    that would be awesome! xD

  • ps, i want a national beer drinking day!

  • Facebook is boring ass bullshit youtube is pure fun .

  • Anyone up for bringing back Lupercalia?

  • i was wondering about your premature valentine message! but i agree, Get this Shit Outta Here! :)

  • Every kiss begins with- Get that shit outta here!

  • A-fucking-men. Death to valentine's day.