JRA Cinema Keiba on Web JAPAN WORLD CUP (ジラフ Giraffe)

[FemaleGallade]

I miss the comment that said "Look at my horse, my horse is amazing..."

[hockeykid1999]

The ancient and of a giraffe frecking the shit out ....... So graceful

[thorkev]

Well played, Japan. Well played.

[Whybehim]

How do?

[bigvi]

Now that makes me wonder if this is this real life?

[to3jamm]

What the actual fuck?

[RonBurgundy161]

Haters gonna hate.

[fuhteng]

If only real horse racing was this awesome.

[hostrauer]

Horse 4 (Brown) - "stretch limo" horse with two jockeys; elongates in the home stretch.

"Horse" 5 - Actually a bull; Gets mounted by #2.

"Horse" 6 - Actually a zebra; jockey stands up and starts hopping up and down on the back of the zebra.

"Horse" 7 - Actually a giraffe; head and neck start bobbing wildly in home stretch, jockey runs up neck to cross finish line first.

"Horse" 8 - Two guys in a horse costume; costume falls apart halfway through race.

[hostrauer]

Horse 1 (Chestnut) - Stands up on hind legs and does the Charleston all the way across the finish line.

Horse 2 (White) - Wearing pink garters and mask, has pink hooves; the "female" horse (with a female jockey) mounts the bull (#5) in the home stretch and rides him to the finish line--#2's jockey is doing the "spank that ass" motion.

Horse 3 (Black) - has pompadour, jockey riding horse like a Harley; horse starts swerving like a motorcycle.

[chinamen555]

sounds like a song

[misterGmanrulez]

IMPOSSIBRUUUUU

[MasterBuhahaha]

Best video ever must

[kus2ganteng]

lol japan. this is why I love you

[forgottenmaz]

GET TO DA CHOPPA

[skiel666]

Seems legit

[SemimaruSakagami]

just normal Sunday in Japan

[Gdigger10]

i at that weird part of youtube again o.o

[strider0895]

>be reading steel ball run

... seems legit

[kyodarklighter]

WHATISTHISIDONTEVEN

[TheSteakStyles]

this video gave me cancer

[skindredzakuska]

Anyone else notice the Elvis horse jockey was ridin like the horse was a chopper?

[toofymoose]

i am 12 what is this

[johanbcn]

@toofymoose I am 24; WHAT IS THIS?

[123mario619]

Maybe the second nuke was a bit too much.....

[colcobird]

@123mario619

Hi,I'm japanese.I can't speak english well.

Please don't say you this type joke.

atomic bomb is all japanese sad history.

i wish all world piece and you folks are glad to see this movie.

thank you.

[Red9san]

@colcobird Sad history was your soldiers coming around slaughtering thousands in China.

[colcobird]

@Red9san

yes that is sad history too.but atomicbomb is sad history too.

do you think so?

[xXRanieroXx]

i literally laughed for thirty minutes after watching this

[Linukz]

Oh silly horse, you can't win by dancing like that!

[StagePoet]

This was silly and beautiful.

[thegrimner]

The site that hosted the game is down. Too bad. This looks seriously like the kind of game one would have real fun playing with friends.



[Mau5ter]

omg it´s so fucking weird

[OxBigly2010]

is this a video game?

what the smeg is this?

[dingumfCallofDuty]

giraffe sure knows how to party hard

[CamelCarcass]

I.. I just don't.. I..

....

[iGuru0000]

Cyriak?

[silverhammerbfr]

I was just thinking... how bizarre it must be, to live in a island surrounded by japanese

[MsRAWRosaur]

I felt that something was wrong...as soon as I saw the giraffe i knew shizz was going down.

[raitei2000]

I think if horse races were actually like this, I would watch it everyday.

[Tyu248]

Goddamnit. I feel bad. The radiation from those bombs in WWII really fucked up the Japs.

[Moriaz]

That language sure is crazy

[sravankumarb]

This is basically the Wacky Races on a heavy overdose of acid.

[EnkaiNami]

I understand now that, until this day, I had not yet beheld true beauty.

Thank you.

[Razeluxe01]

.....what? oh god what? this is amazing.

[Procatalipsis]

Конец света из-за японцев начнётся. Помяните моё слово.

[FemaleGallade]

Show this video to everyone you know.

[hotrodmobile]

LOL!!!! And after that they talk about crazy russians?

[ChristinaRebecca]

Im in tears

[ZeroKiryuVampHunter]

wat

[hytonightful]

so yeah my giraffe just beat your sideways tap dancing horse and your dinosaur

[matttimmons]

If this is a game, how the FUCK do I get it?

[Nyiddle]

@matttimmons it's not online anymore, they took it down. The website says, and I quote

"Japan World Cup 3’s availability to the public has come to a close. Thank you for enjoying this site. If there are additional questions about the campaign, please contact Cinema Keiba head office. Cinema Keiba head office: info@jra-jwc.jp"

[GLegend360]

WTF is this bullshit?! lmao

[nottin10]

DAT SIDEWAYS RUNNING HORSE, MA NIGGUH

[gundamforte]

Don't even know the hell I just watched but... Favorite.

[labeehaypwns245]

wait....wat

[youcangofuckyourself]

MEANWHILE, IN JAPAN

[ShashaLovesGod]

Ooh, yesss

[IamDanrey]

do u gotta download or is this a web browser game

[CrackDani]

lol

[TarTard]

One of the most captivating things I have EVER seen.

[doomisclose]

i..i cant stop laughing HAHAHAHAH LMAO XD

[RazzmatazzTheGreat]

Whatever this is, I want it

[NirNiroYanay]

Cheater!!

[ghorip]

01:39 That giraffe remind me of fapping penis

[4breyerfan234]

hahahahahhahahahahahahaha



[bartoszs88]

ja pierdole co to było? o.O

[kwfine]

best game ever

[xxNinchenxx]

what the fuck...

[MrRiggyRiggs]

YES!

[3577]

my money was on the giraffe the whole time.

[XxxHyperxxChickxxX]

It was all tough in the beginning.....but they all just got fucked up at the end. Fukishima's best racers. :)

[Freesz93]

Co to kwa jest ? WTF?!?!

[CaptainLongNick]

My brain is full of fuck!

[p0ntusa]

love when de giraffe goes headbang 01:37 HAHAHAAH!

[Powzers1]

I always wonder if he is actually speaking real Japanese or just winging Asian noices.

[SneakyMcGeeFTW]

WAIT WHAT

[Quocia]

can someone explain this ?

[MsSellaChan]

elvis horse :>

[texasdeathtrip]

This is exactly why I never hit the trifecta.

[evilevo912]

This is freaking awesome!!!!!

[XtremeLetsPlay]

Watashi wa Patrick desu

[LameLoura]

i thought it is normal until around 0:37

[mementomori39]

Ah Japan. Just when I thought you already brought out your best, you'd bring in something better. Never fail to amuse me, Japan.

[TheHeLLisUpwithToast]

WTF...so this is a game or...Japanese people suddenly became freakishly animated...with spazzing giraffes...and...MAKE IT STOP

[jfachris]

wtf.....

[Mr05026]

I bet this is not half as entertaining when you understand Japanese =P

[tnevzn]

blah blah blah giraff blah blah blah

best game ever

[piranhafish22]

wHat the HELL!!!!!!!!!!!



[Runawaysclub]

Yee Ha Yippee Tie Yea! Go Nippon!

[PhilipCanto]

oh my GOD

wat

[D4rQW4v3]

I think I will piss my pants lmao .. even though I'm only laughing deep inside .. seriously the fuck is this?

[Carl1798]

wtf



[ccfcobro]

wat

[Mew4000]

Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris is a suggested video for this. WHAT.

[SaBaThSlazH]

WAT

[Dawngaward0110]

I wonder if that last jump was legal.

[Boulahinho]

thats Japan after Fukushima :D

[Nightskyxx1]

i actually would pay to see this shit

[DulcisKittyCat]

@Nightskyxx1 who doesnt?

[SnowCrasher]

Darn, I bet on #8.

[ThreeCatProductions]

I don't understand a word of what he's saying but *sob* I'm laughing my eyes out!

[7BeAsT9]

lol I just laugh so much

[XXgoatHoofXX]

THIS IS REAL.

[YulianMatous]

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing...

[lukemenzeldesign]

I keep thinking about that giraffe, and I ask myself, WHY is he doing that????

[mysteriousracer]

that giraffe hit vtec lol

[BCBUD69]

Im not sure what that was,but Im assuming someones at war with Japan again? Or???

[TheMadamMalice]

Dude. I just don't understand how I got here.

[javabaja]

@TheMadamMalice But aren't you glad you did?

[TheMadamMalice]

@javabaja Yes, yes I am. 

[Remman]

Japan.. not even once.

[kaarplex3]

i think my brain just melted @_@

[56KbModem]

This is SO going to my favorites.

[clamstorm]

I.... I don't know how to respond to this...

[zzzMillzzz]

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[sgtgreenthumb]

i loled at the girraffe, i rofled on the zebra, i FUCKING DIED on the guys in a horse costume

[Suprememindead]

My boy Shingo told me that Japan was interesting and I keep telling him to stop exaggerating....writing him an apology text right now....WTF did I just watch lol

[AfterShockPivot]

1:38

wtf is going on

[Holland1994D]

lol

[pooperscooper9999865]

31 people bet on the people in the horse suit...

[rolly2006]

and thus my day was made lol

[Krowded]

I want to like this twice. Only because it got even more awesome after the first time Iiked it.

[renegade770]

@hibbitish oh hai drew

[SuperOdjan]

Youtube Really need a OMGWTF button huh?

[wolphintv]

Took me a few minutes to realize the black horse did NOT randomly have the head of a hippopotamus.

[dntdvlagnt]

I'm sure this makes sense in Japan.....ONLY IN JAPAN

[Nick4life2006]

only in japan.

[dabuhpark]

it's an actual, real site where you can bet fake money and what-not (i kid you not).

google "jra-jwc" and click on the first link (it's a dot jp domain). it's all in japanese, but the layout is pretty self explanatory and if you do understand japanese, it's just that much funnier.

[Zachk5]

Lawl, the girrafe looks like he's having a seizure

[DragonHunter42]

wtf?!

[DoctorPhileasFragg]

@NB180 And a cow.

[blackmetal350]

like a boss

[Catholicizer]

What the actual fuck.

[andyong1]

Well I laughed. The easy rider on the chopper seat had me in stitches, then the giraffe started going nuts which was even funnier.

[EricStrack]

Anybody else question the giraffe’s running style? That cant be good for the brain...

[tumarido555]

como decia en cierta pagina,,,,, en japon ni los desastres pueden acabar con la tierra de las mil y una frikadas  !!!!

[FALLENxS0UL]

am i high

[aremo12]

anyone else think that the horse was too american to win?

[DeadDisney1]

in japan ,it's just tuesday.



[deathcab4oc]

stupid sick asians...:D

[fgdkid]

@deathcab4oc stupid racist :D

[apollo2345]

@fgdkid watch?v=UeMyuaX7RhQ&NR=1 like his origins are any better...Retarded racist is retarded.

[apollo2345]

@deathcab4oc Stupid sick euro inbred cracka

[Ed7Warr]

...What the hell did I just watch

[KoMoDo]

@Ed7Warr hah

[videochemist]

For those of you reading comments before watching the whole video: the giraffe wins.

[newowned]

1:30: ride the zebra

LIKE A BOSS.

[Deathbringer99699]

can somebody explain to me once and for all what s with this animations about?..

i mean there are some of them on every big happening..

for example there was one about the hunt of bin laden..

[chaos850]

this is fucking hilarious.

[MCcookiebreath]

japanese people are so fucking weird.

[AarinHikaKao]

@MCcookiebreath But they're the good kind of weird. :]

[Intse]

Haha, the fuck?

[gillianmitt1]

30 people have raced as the human-horse

[TheElectrickCompany]

Is this a game cause i wanna play it

[TheJb1rd]

@TheElectrickCompany it's a live broadcast

[NathanTalbot]

In Japan, this is just Wednesday.

[TrickshotPC]

In Sovjet Russia, uhm..nevermind,

[blarge911]

Long Horse is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN­NNNNGGGGGGG!!!

[pourosxnl]

Wacky racers any 1?

[Zorn27]

.-.

[Kavire]

I like hotdog horse...

[TerrorCrow]

Where is the damn LICORN?

[TraXXXtar]

based on a true story...in japan

[jocinondemhaterzmen]

i lost it so hard, the finale where the jockey jumps off the giraffe's neck to photo finish with his head track and field style bwhahahahaha

[samcorin]

The japanese have a great sense of humor, this was too funny.