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  • What the... O_0 2:59

  • 1:25

    Small bonobo: wake up!

    Big bonobo: Come on! give me a break.

  • 0:40 xD amazing performance by andy serkis.

  • Food after sex!

  • That chimp has incredible aim!

  • 0:58 is the best part!

  • Would it be racist to play some Ying Yang Twins over this video?

  • The Problem: Human; @2:57, " Look!, Look!, Look! ", with a lustful leer in his voice. Bonobo: Doing what comes natural. Conclusion: Religion, with its conflating sex with sin, is a viral infection that may make an end of us all and give the Bonobos their shot at the top. They can't make any more of a mess of it than humans have. May the Bonobo God bless 'em!

  • The poor things don't get privacy.

  • That one female totally has a third nipple

  • Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.

    - Chapman Cohen

  • lol before I saw them throw the banana to him, I thought he was gesturing like "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"

  • fascinating animals

  • "Human Bonobo"....LOL...animal will still animal

  • Evolution is fact, god is fake

  • @bezplavok Correction. Evolution is theory, God is fake. Theories are much more important than facts. They explain facts, but leave room for improvement and competing ideas.

  • @syncopoly

    The synthetic theory of evolution, the neutral theory of molecular evolution, the punctuated equilibrium theory e.t.c. a lot of theories of evolution. But without the facts there can not be a theory.

  • @bezplavok right because somehow you figured out the universe?

  • They are basically a relict population of our ancestors 6 to 7 million years ago.

  • @Aspanaut Actually its more like 3 million years ago. Its entirely possible Ardi was our common ancestor, and theres even evidence of interbreeding between proto-Chimpanzee and Erectus as late as 1.2 million years ago.

  • omg how can people denied our evolution? just look at their physical and phycological features.

  • All the time someone is laughing in crowd, when I watch video's were animals start having sex :P

  • This is F'ed up these moneys are like humans that are trapped in a cage clearly they are pissed of and in desperation. They need to be free in their natural habitat.

  • @nicedayvince, you don´t get it, do you? if they get set free, they will be killed by black hunters! so, you first fix the hunter problem and THEN you set them free!

  • @Nudelsalatbomber Oh no I was completely unaware. Its sad they are locked up at all. Real question: Who pays for dead monkeys?

  • @nicedayvince that is true and so should humans too.

  • i want see bonobo human hybrid

  • @rilluma, look in the mirror, douchebag!

  • @Nudelsalatbomber you u fucking animalistic homo-gay

  • @rilluma, learn how to make a proper sentence, douchebag!

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  • Holy shit they are so human-like. Anyone know what the hell that one was trying to do with the box? Lol.

  • Holy shit precision aim at 1:05

  • I always wonder what would happen if you were to put Bonobos and regular chimps in the same enclosure

  • 10 points for hitting the camera man!

  • what a whore at 2:51

  • Lmao bonobo sex. They act soooo human, just look at 3:35 and how she asks for food. Or at 1:57, almost looks like she's smiling while chilling with her baby.

  • I fucking love those little bastards!! how bout we keep them from extiction.

  • 1:54 looks like Silvio Berlusconi

  • wow black peopel really lok like monkeys

  • ich dachte der affe wäre runtergefallen

  • @cowboyslonghorns90 who says humans are beautiful? with most americans being obese if they were all naked in the wild, animals would look about "beautiful". Especially animals like lions, tigers, panthers, even sharks. Turkeys & peacocks are more "beautiful" than humans, as well as 99% of birds. Nature itself is beauty

  • @cowboyslonghorns90 I bet you would be very surprised how bonobos would look if they were raised their whole life pampered inside buildings with food & things given to them without having to actually run barefoot, hunt for food, go thru forest and all that. With cloth on your back 24/7. What do you think a bonobo without all that, and with modern technology would look like? That is shaven with clippers that we use.

  • @cowboyslonghorns90 We didn't evolve from them, we share a common ancestor with them. If you're going to bash our beliefs, at least get them straight first.

  • @cowboyslonghorns90 Everyone knows evolution does not exist, it's a process. Now if you would actually get a proper education in biology instead of closing your eyes and ears whenever the word evolution is pronounced, you might just understand what it is. Try reading another book aside from the bible. Not accepting this fact is like believing the Earth is flat nowadays.

  • @cowboyslonghorns90 Who are you to decide which species of primate is the prettiest.. Clearly it's relative you moron. AND WE SHARE A COMMON ANCESTOR. Remember, they are just as "evolved" as we are. They're better suited to their natural habitats then we would be in theirs. You people are so fucking ignorant it's disgusting.

  • @cowboyslonghorns90 we didnt evolve from bonobos, bonobos and humans share a common ancestor that was neither a human or a bonobo. learn what evolution actually states before you claim its wrong you fucking ignorant piece of shit.

  • 3:35 "taaaddaaaaaa!! thank you, thank you."

  • @kiwidenk

    LOL me too. Hopefully it is just a phase because its CREEPING ME OUT

  • The baby bonobo looks exactly like flavor flav XD XD XD XD

  • Bonobos aren't monkies, they're apes.

  • Lol at 1:04 he throws rocks at them... They're revolting!

  • "Grand Theft Monkey"

  • This makes me wanna be a Monkey

  • Humans ruin everything.

  • ok so why is this ok to see on youtube but human mating is prohibited.... i dont get humans

  • @ORACLE063 even more ironically bonobos are rarely put in zoos because people find their sexual habiits "too human".

  • I was just thinking how annoying it must be for them to have people watching and filming them all the time, when one of them threw a stone at the cameraman/woman. I can totally understand the impulse...

  • how can people think animals don't love or have family bonds after watching these , seriously see her holding the babies foot, so human like. i love these animal would love to work with them somehow.

  • wow

  • R U a Copyrght douche?

  • Did u really copyright this video? Hope you get rich genius. Change ur profile name to Jane Goodall while ur at it.

  • OMG did u really copyright this video? Hope you get rich genius! Change ur profile name to Jane Goodall while ur at it! LMAO

    -Mauricio

  • OMG did u really copyright this video? Hope you get rich genius! Change ur profile name to Jane Goodall while ur at it! LMAO...hahahaha

    -Mauricio

  • This is very interesting video. It looks like the bonobos are having a good time.

  • i'd throw rocks too if i was locked up. i'd also throw feces, and hissy fitts

  • lmao he threw rocks at you

  • Apes are monkeys, even new world monkeys in south america, there's a group called pitheciidae classifieng them, when thety have tales :/. Pitheciidae means Ape in Greek, i said "Ape" not monkey :P why would you name new world monkeys with tales under the same name?

  • @BeamSurfer Apes are not monkeys. The closest monkey group to apes is old world monkeys.

  • When white people in moved into china (ancestors of some Afghans and Uyghurs) Chinese people journeying into Xinjiang began calling the people as people covered in red hair and looked like monkeys..... Could they be Tochairans or a red haired Hominid related to Giganthopithecus?

  • Heheheheh...Hit the camera man with a rock. :D

  • they are so freaking similar to us. It's absolutely clear one species descends from the other, but not sure which one did it ;-)

  • I try not to be mean, and its really not what i will try to say but shave those Bonobos their hair and chest hair and you will see a kind of human with down syndrom... We really share 99 percent of DNA!!!its relly amazing!!!

  • Gotta get a little afternoon delight in there!! OH BUT WAIT!! I get fruit for it, kill two birds with one stone.

    Their affection for each other from like 1:50 to 2:48 is just awesome to see, and the big FU rocks to the person shooting the film, HILARIOUS!!

    I gotta say that their intelligence is proven by their complete ability to perceive that the people are watching them, and they watch back. They're watching us just like we are them!!

    I want to see more bonobos everywhere.

  • @hobatu "race"? what is it? it's not "race", it's one or two genes!

  • @hobatu

    Umm. Are you suggesting that susceptibility to diseases due to genetics is grounds for racism? Or are you just blowing air out of your ass?

  • AWWWEEESSSSSOMMMEEE!

  • Thanks god that human female's boobs are no longer hairy

  • @fetta666

    lol, if they were hairy, we'd be saying the exact opposite..think about it..whatever girl had the hairiest tits, would be the hottest, since hairy tits would be normal.

  • @fetta666 Evolution is gods work?

  • @fetta666 some are

  • @fetta666 NO thank evolution and science

  • @fetta666 Really? You should come to my part of the country!

  • @fetta666 Well then..., You have obviously never been to Lebanon.

  • @fetta666 as a female I wish I could say the same about human males and their gentlemen parts. Women are supposed to be naked as 12-year old girls, but guys can have a friggin' bush down below and we're supposed to find it manly and sexy. URGH.

  • @Bastarden Women aren't the ones sticking their tongue in the bush.

  • Monkey wanking at 0:22 O.o

  • :) Bonobos are great! Do you have more videos? humanbonobo?

  • That is some awesome box sliding there dude! To be featured at the next X Games!

  • if we evolved from these monkies does that mean theres no god

  • @monkeysead

    We evolved from a common ancestor, not these APES, and yes god is a fairy tale for adults.

  • @Ortheos2006

    Agreed.

  • @monkeysead The common ancestor of chimps and bonobos and the common ancestor of the southern ape was about 5 million years ago. The Southern ape has a lineage humans evolved from. No, contrary to Ortheos, evolution does not negate the fact of G'd.

  • Bonobo: "My box car goes vroooooooommmmm"

  • I loved when the bonobo was reaching out for the banana.

  • 0:33 LOL

  • Our cuzie's the Bonobo's !!! they are so beautiful although its very hard watching them in captivity they seem miserable.. bored..and the female laying down with her baby looks a bit sad

  • After watching Bonobos every human looks like a primate/monkey to me, I've never experienced this before, seeing it with my own two eyes. I think it may be their eyes, & more careful, intelligent, less impulsive, movements but I'm not sure. Possibly the most astounding thing that's ever happened to me.

  • @kiwidenk When I first heard of bonobos I never saw people the same way either.

  • @kiwidenk Congratulations, you're seeing the truth.

  • the one looks like harriet tubman lmfao not racist just sayin and i love how that one threw rocks haha

  • @MonsterEnergy124 we all look somewhat like Bonobos lmfao what you think you dont ?

  • Those bonobos are so much like humans... it's almost a little weird seeing them in a zoo.

  • I really hope that is a big pen/cage. I bet they get frustrated and bored easily, as we do.

  • I apologize to bonobos and all other living beings for the wickedness of the monkeys who speak that you have submitted.

  • @nofollowbabylon It realy hurt to see this intelligent being in jail. But dont you think this individuals suffering might give access to scientist and general public and by that increas much needed awarness for this endangered specie?

  • @lomahar

    Be merciful.

    I hate the human race (Bonobo crazy)

    No need to study bonobos are right.

  • I think they are mimiking cars! XD

  • @MomoTheBellyDancer

    They're not monkeys.

    Chimps and bonobos are in the genus Pan. In the next cataor up from genus, includes genus homo, genus pan, genus gorilla, genus of orangutan. Monkeys are in a whole nother catagory, containing there own buch of genera. 2 catagories actually (old and new world monkeys) Monkeys have a prehensile tail. Apes do not have one.

  • ROFL 1:03 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • he threw rocks at you!

  • good catch!

  • Maybe I chose the wrong vocabulary, excuse me. I'm not speaking/writing english normally ;) Is apes a better vocabulary? I don't know :D Or the second most intelligent primate... O damn, I have to learn more :D

  • Yea, I meant non-human.

  • I think this was rather grand.

  • i love bonobos, they're the most intelligent monkeys existing :)

  • Bonobos so far could be the most intelligent of the ape family, their upright walking, almost human like facial movements and they tend to sit and think.

  • only if they could be set free

  • @MrMichael510 i'd rather see them all in captivity. They're highly endangered and the ones in the wild are being pouched for the" magical power" of their meat

  • @doomdoommouse i know wht u mean m8 but wht i think is they shiuld let them free n have people watching them, i get ur point though

  • damn,

     do they talk ?????????????

  • Well, not with language. But they certainly communicate.

  • okay... so when apes smile and show their teeth, it is a threat, right?

    so actually, locking them up in a zoo, where thousands of people come and smile at them, is basically imprisoning them and threatening them every single day?

    or do you think they learn that smiles are actually 'good'?

  • Dogs can learn that smiles aren't threatening but you need plenty of nice, positive contact with them while smiling for them to learn it's not a threat. I doubt the zookeepers would have the time for that training, so I don't know...

  • @wubs23 well in that situation the lady was probably smiling, but when she threw the food to the female she probably figured she wasn't being threatened.

  • not all of them like the banboo when they show their teeth and shake their head thats how they greet u unlike people u would just say hi or hello or something

  • @wubs23

    or may-hap they interpret smiling from other species as something different? maybe there has been research on this, have you looked?

  • Yes i have, but i have not found any

  • so, time to become a zoologist or biologist?

  • @wubs23 did you ever fing out? that is interesting!

  • @tightls1 no i did not unfortunately :(

  • I think it's crazy how the lady said "come down here" and that's what it did lol it understood xD

  • 3:28 people of the world!.. no wait wait i'll come down first..

  • They're strangely human, the way that bonobo beckoned for the person so give them the banana.

  • Wonderful animals!

  • Racists and other strange folk do seem to be drawn to professing their ignorance on Youtube, don't they.

    And it makes hardly any difference what the subject matter is, There'sl always someone who gets their jollies by attempting to put down others..

    Some of these people need something along the lines of a miracle. I hope they get it and I hope it's soon. (for their own sake as well as for the sake of the rest of us.)

  • a man of his word great to hear somebody finally tell them the fucking truth great job man by the way magnificent animals aren't the bonobo?:)

  • I cannot believe how many racists there still are in the world. Damn near every one of the videos on primates has been spammed with racial slurs

  • haha, yeah.

  • @Valstein0 I know... How can people insult apes by comparing them to niggers.... What has the world come too?

  • @mirk1500

    And what point are you trying to prove with your comment? That you are racist? Well Bravo! We can all clearly see that you're a racist now. One thing I've learned about racists is that they're all cowards who speak about others behind their backs or behind computer screens. This is evident in the comments left online by cowards such as yourself. I'd like to see you come into my workplace spewing your hateful rhetoric. But that would never happen. It would take balls.

  • @Valstein0 Well dear sir.... Or maybe ma'am.... If you would like for me to come to your place of employment; I can and will come there if you give me the address and I am allowed to enter. I will not threaten violence or any other garbage like the such.... I can simply make the point that apes are smarter than niggers.... Especially the Bonobos..... It's just a fact.... In fact.... A Bonobo is even smarter than most whites....

  • @mirk1500

    Using the word "niggers" is offensive, and paints you as an ignorant, hateful racist. I don't know now you mean Bonobo's are smarter than humans. They do not know the periodic table of elements, or the scientific method, or even how to read or write. By what criteria are they "smarter?"

  • @Valstein0 When was the last time a Bonobo went on a genocidal rampage because of a magic book or any other ignorant superstitious belief? When was the last time a Bonobo indulged in useless information? Except for when humans push it on them of course. Plus.... Things are only offensive when they are either true or partly true. The term nigger comes from negro.... Which comes from the term Negroid. Which is one of the three "great races". Caucasoid, Mongiloid and Negroid. It's anthropology.. ;)

  • @mirk1500

    Are you serious? Caucasoid, Mongoloid, and Negroid haven't been used as Anthropological terminology in decades, as they were flawed and biased terms used in an age of racism. The terms were developed based on maxilofacial features and were used to try to prove that non-white races were less intelligent.

    Going on a genocidal rampage and believing in superstitions have nothing to do with human intelligence. In fact, the people do those things are statistically less intelligent.

  • @Valstein0 Thanks for correcting me on the spelling of Mongoloid. I messed that one up. At least I'll admit it. Unlike the white trash you compared me too earlier. They simply hate niggers because their white trash families taught it to them. They don't actually have a cause or belief of their own. Just take a look at most people, especially niggers.... Even the more intelligent niggers hate most niggers..... Would you call them racist?

  • @mirk1500

    A racist is somebody who sees their own race as superior to others. This viewpoint negates that every individual can be intelligent, interesting, creative, talented, loving, giving, or any negative counterpart to these qualities. No scientific field acknowledges race as a trait, because there is nothing to be gained from it. this is evident in the fact that we do not use the three "great races" as terms in anthropology any more. The facts are inconsistent with racism.

  • @Valstein0 Well with that said... I guess I'm not a racist. I most defiantly don't see my race as superior. My race might make a large majority of the the more intelligent people but only because of circumstance in how us humans have been divided by oceans and religions. The blacks were left stranded on the continent of Africa and we got the ignorant niggers of today. I am sure the blacks of the past were deserving of respect. The niggers of today are not.

  • @mirk1500

    By simply using that word, you are a racist. You're insulting an entire race with a word that was used by slave owners and people who killed black men for looking at white women. It was used by people who fought integration and equal rights.

    The uneducated black culture of America today is a direct result of stripping a people of their culture and then raising them as animals for centuries. Read books on the ghetto of Detroit, and what happened to blacks following their "freedom."

  • @mirk1500 with due respect... you don't seem to be more intelligent than an ape!

  • @emiliob78 With all due respect... I do believe it is you that does not seem to more intelligent than an ape.... Now run along... ;-)

  • @mirk1500 funny if you shave them bald they have white or pink skin just like you

  • a Bonobos trying to hurt u with a stone and the box...

    lol

  • wow roflmao!

    tossed a rock?

  • Resembles one of the quieter in Detroit

  • The acuracy on that throw at the camera was amazing

  • omfg they make the most annoying sound ever

    but when silent they are fun to observe

    ps. did you see the balls on that think they were as wide as his dick was long!

  • holy shit, and here we all thought she was dead ,,,,,,,,,,its my Tia Juana!!!

  • I thought Bonobos were suposoto be non-violent and hypersexed

  • Bonobos can be violent, of course.

  • HAHA AT 1:28 ITS DAVID LEE ROTH!!