Shit Nobody Says at App State

[fillinblank]

I need to couch surf to that place.

[DavidSSabb]

"I'm not extremely conservative or extremely liberal."

[SmellyElfProductions]

2:27 FTW



[Boozey93]

I get it!

[MrSTS323]

does anyone know where I can get a taco on a tuesday?

[themrcole]

What's the song at the end? Awesome vid!

[clintmeadows]

@themrcole RJD2 - the horror

[MaddoxOnSports]

"Where are all the underage girls tonight?!"

[bandgirl03]

Damn, Right! Saying any of this stuff will get you shot or chased outta town with torches and pitchforks! I lived there for over a year and remind people all the time on the right pronounciation of Appalachian! Go Mountaineers!!!!!

[PRESTOSAURUSREX]

damn boone looks boring as shit!

[xaviswags]

The funny part is, that nobody really understands all the inside jokes.

Unless you're a local.

[IbbySpratt]

Song?

[omgitskelsx3]

I must watch this once a week.

[DavidSSabb]

I teared up a bit at 1:31. As for 2:47, I kind of plan to do that with work-study. The part that isn't going to be covered by financial aid and scholarships, anyways.

[dkamouflage]

Ooh, ooh, I've got one: "See, THIS is why I turned down UNC-Chapel Hill!!!"

[TheBo152]

6>3 GSU

[biggn235]

@TheBo152 App > GSU

[Samsteria]

Glad to be going here next year. it's even better because I'm a Michigan state fan. haha

[tstaten993]

quality work 10/10

[tstaten993]

shave your fucking beard! 

[southernrock1289]

are you driving a bronco at 2:00?



[PopeShave]

@southernrock1289 You know it! (only you missed it by a couple seconds.)

[Caitlinalyn]

Nice work Paul.

[IannotAnne]

This vid is so rad. App is the shit!

[ws1090]

Appalaychun. Hahaha terrible. I go to school in oklahoma and everyone stares at me weird and "corrects" me when I pronounce it appaLATCHan (the real way)

[podycheck]

"I hope there aren't too many girls at this party" Has that ever been said by a straight single male, ever?

[xwatchmanx42]

23 Michigan football players dislike this.

[xMETALHOLIC94x]

I loved this! I just got accepted to ASU for the 2012 Fall semester. Anyone here on YouTube who is or has been to this college as a student, could you tell me what you think about this college? Anything bad about life there? Well, other than what this video covered. xD

[Thebatlog]

best fucking college ever

[sarabearah13]

duck pond needs more cars.

[modernity2001]

haha didn't know there was an Appalachian State anything until they beat Michigan. Good work and the blonde is a cutie.

[MrShlongConnery]

"man, that mykeyt kid really put us on the map..."

[loonyluna1331]

um... sorry, I'm a music major. We don't all think like that

[zzyzyzz]

When I was at App my roommates and I smoked so much weed that Bob Marley had a poster of us on his wall.

[jtn191]

@hayleyyf, they are writing another one

[fishflow200]

"I have a bright future."

[MellowCruisin]

hahaha I agree!

[jodom91]

"I have never seen the Shit Nobody Says at App State video" needs to be added to the video...

[SenisterDenister]

This shit's hilarious.

[THEANNSLEYCHANNEL]

oh how i love boone

[omgitskelsx3]

21 people go to WCU

[sacestar836]

the girl is really cute

[biggn235]

Hahaha so awesome

[NeillCaldwell]

Freakin' awesome!

[hesabola]

I actually have never been towed.

[superbeth98]

What makes this video so awesome is that so much of this was true 'back in the day' when I was there. :-D

[getustonc]

Graduated 2004. Ate Chick-Fil-A almost everyday. Then I learned this:

"Through WinShape, Chick-fil-A has given $3 million to anti-gay social conservative groups since 2003, with a total of $2 million in 2009 alone"

Since I'd like to marry my partner, I've stopped eating there. I'm not asking anyone to do anything, but I wish I'd known, so I'm spreading the word. Love the video!

[getustonc]

@MrSlamdog3 It's true, but usually it's the men. Sort of goes with the territory, if you will

[NW1ABLitz]

@getustonc What's wrong with donating money? They're a private company and they can do w/e the hell they want...keep your stupid politics and lifestyle out of this feed. I can't watch a good Youtube video w/o your crap...I will eat more Chick-Fil-A, just so they can donate more money

[getustonc]

@NW1ABLitz Nothing's wrong with donating money if you believe in their cause. That's the beauty of this country. I was just sharing info I didn't have before so people would know. Eat all the Chic-Fil-A you want. It's tasty. Have some lemonade for me. I miss it. I just want to get married even more.

[AppGuy02]

0:55 Erybody eryday!

[hockeyclown37]

Who's pumped for the basketball game?

[CalamityJesus]

20 people don't know how to pronounce Appalachian.

[jezebelscharm]

paul's face at @1:16.....

[Drgonzo4appst8]

62,000 views in a few days?! Wow. You must make more

[LoveYourMonsterMusic]

Hey, it's Maury!

I'm a fan...

or is it Kory?

Nope, definitely Maury.

[DavidSSabb]

They need to test the siren more often.

[LadyxExorcist]

I LOVE changing my appalnet password every three months!

[LadyxExorcist]

I LOVE changing my appalnet password every three months!

[plilgeberg]

Who's Lucy? Who's Molly?

[emotaco9]

I lost it when she started putting the Chik-Fil-A sauces back.

[BanginBanjo]

dude, i can't smoke dmt i've got class in half an hour

[Caitlinalyn]

This is pretty genius. Love the Arrested Development reference in there.

[KatieRam]

Ruckus was the greatest thing ever, why'd they get rid of it?

[NW1ABLitz]

damn had to go and imitate the video that was put up one day earlier titled "Sh*t App Students Say" real creative guys...

[boothlr7]

"Holton has to be the BEST company to rent from."

[samhowe2008]

hey look its the late guy

[itsspideyman]

"Man, where can I get tacos on Tuesday?"

[itsspideyman]

Been to Boone many times! Too cool!

[superjohncamacho45]

conversation from a Thursday late-night cookout run, wasted at shotgun, shouting across my friend into speaker:

"can i get a 5 piece nuggets, small fry and 7 honey mustards?"

"18 honey mustards?"

"43 honey mustards."

"350 honey mustards?"

"i am going to need 7000 honey mustards."

"alright so chicken nuggets, a small fry and 3 million honey mustards. that'll be 2.50. please pull around."

good people

[sgtrob080106]

Two suggestions: "Dude, Belk used to be a library?" or "The classrooms in Belk are so well laid out."

[nclaxboy99]

Paul f@cking shaver! F@ck yeah bro. Went to ragsdale haha

[Machinnation]

"Was that guy wearing a visor and sunglasses with croakies inside?"

Oh, wait...I still say that.

[lawsontrey]

theres no line at mcalisters today!

[hayleyyf]

who wants a part 2? :D

[MinaLovesMusic10]

"God, Western Carolina really kicked our ass in football this year."

All of these made me giggle, but that one made me BURST OUT LAUGHING. Why? Because I went to Western last year, and I hated it. XD

[startguitar01]

hahahahaha "sorry ma'am your a little to drunk to be here!"

[bhatter23]

HAIL SOUTHERN!!! GSU!!!

But thought the video was funny

[CatHassle]

hahaha good work this owns

[selteb128]

"charter is clearly better than time warner cable"

[RealImpactMusic]

"Who is Armanti Edwards"

[kmtennisguy]

Was that a guts frisbee at the end?

[abarainosa]

"Dude...I get it..."

Got me right there.

[RealImpactMusic]

APPSTATE BEAT MICHIGAN?!?! WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!

[Gregthebunny101]

well done Laurie...well done.

[Lawrennn1]

"The doors at Trivette are just too quiet."

[mindtickler4u]

Apple+Latch+Chin=Appalachian. Get it? Got it? Good!

[mindtickler4u]

@Crailtp I know right?!!

[erification215]

"I just really miss Wellborn sometimes."

........i'm actually going to...

[MegnSmoak]

Best part was the Western Carolina comment. Cracked me up...

Sadly I am a WCU student :(

[katciao007]

lol @ "boone is like a gay man's playground" and "there are way too many black people in boone"

[TySeagraves]

"safe ride answered"

[amshn119]

rjd2 who?

[MastodonRockss]

"dude I can't smoke DMT, I have class in half an hour."

Do people really do that at App? I need to come up and visit.

[Thebatlog]

@MastodonRockss if i were to walk outside my dorm room right now (I'm talking 15 feet away from the building) i would probably be passed a joint within 15 minutes of standing outside .. If you come here you never want to leave

[alt323]

"Sledding down Suicide Hill was a GREAT decision."

[411fitzlikearitz]

2:33 - "dude...i get it" lol

[MsAspoon1024]

"I never almost hit everybody on RIver Street when I drive..."



[MusicisADDICTIVErcb]

This is spectacular. Thank you. Personal favorite was the Wal-Mart quote. And "Don't recycle that!" haha

[rileychuggins]

this is so hilarious. so so hilarious.

[BigJmoney14]

hahahahah..."i dont smoke weed"

[jackstraw1331]

ahahah this is awesome im glad to see boones still the same

[davidhland]

"I love when I have class in Sanford and then in Walker right after!"

[MrBhatch123]

I absolutely love the Arrested Development reference at 1:32

[VideoVeto]

"thrift stores and for poor people" XD

[lilmissbuck]

Hahahahahaha love it!

[enochfj]

is shaver the last name of the guy that obviuously doesnt?

[JohnMarkHat]

also.

"I sure hope this job drug tests"

[JohnMarkHat]

truth! some suggestions for video 2 (make another!) "it's so ugly here in fall" "I'll get out here. I like to run up stadium dr." "I never talk about the weather" "getting around on crutches is easy" "parking in the state farm lot is so convenient" "There just aren't enough freshman to fill the dorms" "I hate wearing plaid/flannel/beanies/tie dye etc" "I wish the liquor store wasn't so close to campus" "this bus shelter is soooo clean"

[TehxStorm]

I was sent here form the Sci-Fi Genre hobby store forums xD

[evansmorgan]

"I LOVE the 'Appalachian is HOT HOT HOT' video!"

[fredof93]

I take my shits with the doors open.

[lonewolfpsg1]

Ouch. The beard part and the poor/tuition parts cut a little deep. In other words, keep up the good work.

[Caverneer]

"there is never any Jerry Springer shit going on on appalcart buses..."

[k1b3th]

I demand a sequel.

[neVessential]

the chic-fil-a sauce scene really hits close to home

[codybenderful]

"I don't get enough emails from ASUINFO"

[ameliarh09]

"the internet connection is always so great!"

[DCheat14]

"Everyone voted for Sarah Palin, right?!"

[gobluedevils5677]

"I cant smoke I have class in 30 minutes" hahaha

[listentohearme]

Who's Molly?

[87killacam]

The arrested development moping walk made this video for me. Great vid.

[Kroniksaurus]

kill yourself. Sincerely Charlotte

[kelsKCLF]

"app beat michigan?! WHEN?!"

[timdabomb]

"I'm not gonna play Wagon Wheel"

[LifeAtTheRez]

"Gahh, bring my frisbee baaaack! I need that, it's very important to me!" bahahah

[sneaks418]

"There's way too many black people in Boone."

[ashleymac2012]

"you know, there just aren't enough cops in this town" lol

[1014em]

This makes me miss Boone so much.

[ryty0591]

1:32 YES!!!!

[youtub3cowman]

Trivett Pizzaria is the best!



[Roxcreek]

"I wish they left the stadium lights on more often at night!"

"longboards are a menace to society"

"There are just too many vegetarian choices in Trivette"

[yourwhitsend]

I thought the same thing as that black dude when I went up there.

[yourwhitsend]

@yourwhitsend Or...the opposite

[emilyameliabrooke]

i havent seen a ginger all day!

[Crailtp]

did my man just toss a Telecaster......??

[SablanSk8ing]

I would've been so sad if I didn't see cookout in the video

[ryanhice]

Awesome. Well done ya'll.

[Rechtschaff]

What's the song in the credits?

[ryanhice]

@Rechtschaff The song at the end is RJD2 off the album Deadringer I think.

[Rechtschaff]

@ryanhice Thanks my man, it's Horror, couldn't have found it without ya.

[alainalatona]

ANDY. GREG. YES.

[lr52185]

"Dos always settles my stomach"

[9700camie]

the blonde girl was my camp counselor 0.0

[binman1013]

I moved from Blowing Rock to Montgomery Alabama in high school! Horrible, I know. The worst part about it (besides the initial culture shock and the fact that everyone claims to southern baptist), is the fact that NOBODY can pronounce "Appalachian". They ALL say "app-uh-lash-un". It's disgusting!

[Rickduden]

@binman1013 I feel ya! I just moved to Mobile, Al from Boone and its so different! You can't walk any where in this town for one thing.

[Athleticdude13]

That was great

[TheOneMcGio]

Rofl "Walmart saved this town."

Hahahahahah

[SmurfyX]

Okay. So we all know this meme is overdone and completely not funny anymore. So I give you props for taking it back around to hilarious once again. My god. It's so beautiful. "Walmart saved this town"

[JACKYL006]

Hey what's wrong with Legends? I saw Corey Smith perform there!

[jimmymillerdood]

Shave. Your fucking. Beard. *sob* = greatness.

[Hirillirih]

"I haven't seen a single ginger today" Boone does have the only suitable climate for our species in the Carolinas

[lovejackie21]

hahaha this is so on point

[sunnygcat13]

XD this just convinced me to apply

[19HAF91]

@sunnygcat13 everything on here is so true its funny

[omgitskelsx3]

This is great!!!

[madcrumbsukulele]

I love that statue! (honestly)

[CaffinSubs]

Wait... App beat Michigan?

[dothedew232]

lol @ 1:49

[kimberbl]

Perfect!!!!!