X-Play Classic: Lifeline Review

[vnisanianisback]

Not only were X-Play's reviews much funnier, but they were also actually honest and unbiased. No stupid complaints, and they weren't all like "It's not a shooter and it doesn't have boobs. Therefore, it sucks", like they have been ever since moving to L.A."

[mrredgreen]

Oh,the memories...

[Mdgeist316]

Greatest review ever.

[umk23]

Way to go. Yeah, just stroll, take your time, THERE'S NO MONSTERS ANYWHERE!

[G0DKompleX]

Remember when xplays reviews were funnier & meanier? But there more official now and recognized as the standard so i guess they had to clean it up alillte

[mikethe4th]

The was problably my favorite scene from X-Play

[mastercloud13]

lmaorofl



[SHlNOBl3]

this game recognizes my voice way better. maybe if he didnt yell a million things at once loudly hed like the game more

[StPatrickDayMassacre]

i remember watching this on tv. I think it was still tech tv at the time

[HBHound123]

Back when x-play was great

[GamingGoddess32]

I LOVE this review!!! I am so happy old X-Play clips were uploaded. I love the, "So I should run?" parts. XD Adam's frustration is always hilarious.

[subtlemonk]

Back when g4 was good

[DarkWolfDeltas]

Man, I miss when X-Play was good. Couldn't wait till prime time to watch this. Had a whole stock recorded to watch when the power went out and the whole family loved it, mom, dad, preppy sister and all.

[bustapunk101]

I remember this shit

[chadrageus]

Ahh when X-Play was good.

[SHiTJuFro743]

mirror = run

[nnewmy]

i think the game devlopers made this as a joke

i swear

[LMAHONEY40]

I kinda want this game now for the lulz

[portalpwner]

is there a better target?

adam: yes your HEAD!

[JoeBreeVideos]

That was hilarious :)!

Omg Hahahaha

[dizon96]

hahaha oh gawd now i want this game XD

[xTheDeathSaintx]

when she did the gog thing i woulda had the same reaction

[AlphaWolf428]

i hate direct tv....

[chipsnever957]

@AlphaWolf428 get Dish or Fios

[OverNightBear]

So I should run? Okay.

[DonerciHussam]

I miss portal and the old school Xplay :(

[sonic911]

hahahahahahaha im in tears

[KurtKokaine1]

@sonic911 lol me too, adam sessler's a fucking comedic genius. I hope he never leaves G4

[crassisdead]

@KurtKokaine1 He's the only good thing about X-Play and one of the only good things about G4 in general.

[KurtKokaine1]

@crassisdead wow really? I didn't know it was possible not to like Morgan Webb. I actually tried this once, it simply doesn't work.

[crassisdead]

@KurtKokaine1 Well, she used to be awesome, but nowadays she's a whiny feminist and all she talks about is how everything is sexist when it's really not. But yeah, she was awesome on old X-Play.

[imraw17]

god....i miss you old GOOd x-play...why the hell would they change this!!?

[MikePitcher]

Rife Rine... 4pp ftw

[ovada]

I can't wait to help remake this on the kinect. =]

[ShinGouki666666]

Run?? OK I'll Run..... xD

[StraightPunkEdge93]

This was always my favorite XPlay review

[timelords22]

oh man that was funny.

[ProSniper1961]

He should of said "Bitch get the fuck up" lol

[coolsnape]

LOL THIS GAME MADE HIM SO ANGREY

[TheScatsbury]

I remember watching that review when it originally aired. Man, that was a long time ago. I remember laughing so hard. Glad I found this so I could relive it again.

[gcuber]

Red eye.

Red eye...

Not the chair! Red eye!!!

[Omnicloudx13]

This game looks awesome, Rio is such a hottie.

[AshKetchumRawkz]

i so want this game :D

[IMxBOB]

this game sucks. lol

[harombee]

i actually remember this

[harombee]

i actually remember

[adamfsh]

I am shocked to see this uploaded to youtube. I was just talking about when they reviewed this YEARS ago.

[Nevermorerose]

1 person thinks the camera is just an antique.

[muzapstar]

fucking commercials... die google!!!

[whatthefuck386]

was that whle barking thing real? because if it is im going to fucking buy it, yes just for that.

[SaviorSixtySix]

@whatthefuck386 Yeah, it was actually in there, but when they tried to do it again it wouldn't work.

[Yumichan31197]

@whatthefuck386 i agree I'm buying it just for that too

[7AngelicDragons]

2:12 Adam Sessler's face is priceless XD

[bassplayinboy7]

i like adams facial expression when she barks

[satmtca]

you have to be looking at the place first like the living are then it'll shopw the items and then u say mirror lol what a moron

[BLACKIESBOY]

XDDDDDDD

This game looked funny. They should make another... And make sure the voice recognition works right this time

[satmtca]

@BLACKIESBOY u played the game huh? tell me what did u think of the ending, did it make u sad in anyway?

[BLACKIESBOY]

@satmtca

Um... No. I just said it LOOKED funny. If the voice recognition works, I'd totally buy it.

[satmtca]

@BLACKIESBOY it does work and trust me the game itself is worth the buy, if u want to buy it cheap u can buy it on ebay for 10 or less as for the headset they cost at least 14 or i can just send u my game but then u have to send it back agfter u beat it

[BLACKIESBOY]

@satmtca

LOL, really? Well, I don't have a Playstation 1 or 2 for it, either way. XDDDDD Actually, my PS2 could work, in theory. I'm 12, I don't have any money. And my parents are frugal as hell.

[satmtca]

@BLACKIESBOY o man sorry to hear that, but if u do get a better ps2 anytime down the road don;t forget to get this game

[BLACKIESBOY]

@satmtca

Would be awesome if they made a fifth generation sequel. Seriously, the premise is amazing.

[satmtca]

@BLACKIESBOY they should it's amazing, especially the story-line but alot of people hated it because instead of using s controller u commander her where to go, sure they can move quickly with their finders on a controller but they can't talk quicker enough to save their life which is pathetic, not only that but when u find of the truth behind the game and you happen to relate to the girl relationship wise you feel like you actually start falling for her as stupid as it sounds it's true

[BLACKIESBOY]

@satmtca

Meh, I've heard weirder. For example: I had a crush on Pokemon's Misty. Dat ass of hers was the only thing that kept me coming back for more.

We should just be glad we're not 34-years-old with a pillow for a fuck buddy.

[satmtca]

@BLACKIESBOY @BLACKIESBOY that is wierd, but seriously it's true because unlike other ps2 games where your controling a character and making him walk places to explore you're guiding another chracter by telling her where to go and no only that she actually talk to you during cut scenes and the more you talk the more confortable she gets with you lol it's funny but true and in the end (IF LIKE ME AND UR SINGLE) u fall for her but it all depends on whether or not u take the game seriously or not

[satmtca]

@BLACKIESBOY well im 20 actually but im not that pitiful not to saying you are either

[JURYJOHMZOMBIE]

@satmtca dude hes prob a virgin still

[SuperFanboy101]

I lol at the bark like a dog part.

Good times...good times...

[eddief60]

i remember when i saw this when it came out i rofled

[mysticanimation22]

Not the chair Red Eye!

[Vash3OO1]

Sounds like Morgan to me.

[viperx68]

freakin good times....

[Ryoku75]

Back when X-Play was funny and G4TechTV was worth watching! Now X-Plays rarely even worth watching.

[vietguy808]

i tried this one

[Trackball816]

At 2:05, one of the greatest moments in X-Play history occurs. When I saw that when it first aired, I nearly fell off my couch from laughing so hard--partly due to Adam's PRICELESS reaction. I bet he thought he was getting pranked somehow, but the developers confirmed he had accidentally found an easter egg.

[BraveSnake33]

LMFAO!!! I loved this the first time it was aired. Best X-Play review by Adam everrr. lol. "What are you doing...? Oh you're really really really stupid. Wow." XD

[oSOULSTEALERo]

big dog.

forget it, theres no point in sitting down. I laughed! :)

[DestroyedDimension]

I've actually beaten this game XD

[ppowerman1]

classic x play

[sageeagle]

Can't Believe I even Remeber this Game! Their review of it is Too Damn Funny!

[TheInnerSanctuary]

"I AM running. O.o"

[ArodWingfoot]

Isn't there a better target?

Yes your head!

Priceless.

[illestdesimc]

LMFAOOO

[druemichaelbuono]

That bark was so morgen Webb u can hear her

[a0puncfan]

bark like a dog...

[BLACKIESBOY]

@a0puncfan

Little one... bark bark... Or big one? BARK BARK.

[Twylyght2020]

lol this one always makes me laugh.

[supatoker420]

Good stuff haha