Talk Like a Pirate Day

[BoysOnlyify]

wheres 00:49 ?

[egbduf]

lol

[az093022]

chow down for some messy dodo faggot

[SuperNumber19]

ARGH!! yer sword maybe swift! but me ARMPITT ODOR IS STRONG!! -sniff sniff-

@_@

ONIONY ARGH!! MATEY!

[VUPdingCLICK]

fuckin' aaahrrrr!

[AnElephantsChild]

'Appy Tork Loike A Pirate Day - Ye land lubbers !

[deathcore1239]

any1 who talks like a pirate is a friend to me. 1 tip. project your voice. really just fucking yell!!! farewell scurvy dog. YARHARHAR!!!!!!

[VoteObamanotMccain]

If I took a dead rat, shoved it up my ass, shit it out, and blended it, it would have more fucking value then you're video's on youtube. By the way, you have something in your teeth.. try brushing them before filming.. thanks.

[bajspackare93]

Awesome. Atheism <3

[ty42420]

u r such a stupid idiot

[jtpfreak]

@ty42420 I understand you're jealous. Don't cry.

[Euparkeria1]

this fool is probably a Gemini..

[OSXSandman666]

ur a fucking wierdo

[jtpfreak]

@OSXSandman666 Poor little computer nerd.

[OSXSandman666]

@jtpfreak i never knew your computer screen has a miror. Your a fucking 40 year old virgin

[jtpfreak]

@OSXSandman666 You'd like to think that. You are a computer nerd trying to act tough on the internet. You have no balls & i'm married to a model.

[OSXSandman666]

@jtpfreak mate just admit you are a fucking wierdo

[jtpfreak]

@OSXSandman666 I'm a comedian. If you think i do this other than for comedy you need to get a grip.

[Vietcong01]

you talk like a pirate that bit his tongue.

[Kadiezi]

LOL! XD turning into an Irish accent

What do you use to film your vids?

[Norskmorder]

Avast ye landcrab! Hoist teh sails!

[kowp123]

khbk

[kowp123]

mate your a fuck wit get fucked... get a life you squid

[jtpfreak]

You are just a jealous little child. You don't like this video move on. Learn to spell you idiot. How hard is it to spell "You're".

Also i have a life. Do you?

You are the idiot getting angry over a video.

[bassassasinAZ]

How old are you? Life got alot easier once your mom got off your ass about cleaning your room didn't it.....How much time do you waste everyday between making these pointless videos and looking a porn?

[jtpfreak]

Why am i wasting my time?

Just because this is not an interest of yours does not make it a waste of time. I make shits loads of money making these videos. Do you make heaps of money from a hobby?

[pythor2]

"Clean your fuckin' house" was not constructive criticism at all.

"You're no better for insulting someone" You're telling this guy out as an insult while you act like a hypocrite how does that make you feel fag.

[ClipclopHorsey]

A pirate would definately set fire to the couch there totally

[iTurothi]

Clean your fuckin' house o.o

[jtpfreak]

Mind your own business computer nerd

[iTurothi]

Computer nerd? I'm not the one making an ass of myself on YouTube, sure enough you make videos, that takes some courage when you first start off, but pirate videos? It becomes my business when you upload to YouTube, that's why you upload, so we can view and comment if we like it for not, we have a free right to say what we like, It would've taken a few moments to clean up that mess behind you, there's no need to insult a person, i certainly didn't insult you, You really need to learn manners. :]

[iTurothi]

We all have a free right to sit here and watch videos i was actually searching for something else and your video appeared, I'm no worse for sitting here watching, then you are sitting there talking like a complete dick for 50 seconds, If I am a 'computer nerd' You're no better for insulting someone you have absolutely no idea about, in future, you could reply a little more nicely to constructive criticism, rather then insulting a persons lifestyle, let alone personal choice of spare time thanks.

[jtpfreak]

Good for you. You have zero right. I own all copyrights to my videos. You do not have my permission.

[niggrfagot]

@jtpfreak you own copyrights to being a pirate?

[jtpfreak]

I own all copyrights to being me

[SupremeHicks]

I just want to punch you right in the jaw for talking like that iTurothi. Do you realize just how fuckin stupid you sounded for typing out that long boring ass message?! Get a fuckin life

[jtpfreak]

Funny how you insult me lifestyle choice to have a messy room yet no one is allowed to do the same to you. Move out of your glass house you hypocrite.

[uwishuwasme69]

wtf

[P00PYBUTTH0L3]

my friends over my house and this is his uncle

[RandomoVideos]

work on your voice a bit more :D But i did take part in talk like a pirate day

[Raaa0Turk]

lol... w...t...f.

[hackf81]

You TWAT

[Pew446]

I don't know what the hell me hartys means. :D

[Pew446]

Hey, don't get mad at him, talking to a camera, even with no one around, is hard. :/ Even to my self I'm shy to talk like a pirate :o

[SLaKMaNiTy]

lol i must say you do a better yoda than a pirate o.0

[D3THFAN]

awesome

[TheShufflePro]

pooftah fuck

[llDemolidorll]

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[Usernameztaken]

It's a PAINTATE Hat! LOL BADPUN FTW!

[deanthekingcross]

haha ure a funny man, although you follow manly... BUT it doesnt make you a bad guy ;)... by the way how do you get them effects for your mac?

[1hr4play]

Where's me Buccaneers? They're on me buccan head!!! ARRRR! this pirate video be ARRRRR rated!!!!

[TokenPrideT92]

is it me or is ur hat made in paint?

[theblasto]

You're probably not made in paint. So I'm to say it's the hat that's made in paint.

[PoeticAmazon]

hahaha way to pwn.

[T3hFlyingpizzamuffin]

Aye, sir. I've been sailin the seas meself, found meself in Nassau, Bahamas. It was quite an interesting trip, mate....didn't have any rum though..but...nevertheless was still- an adventur-ous trip!

[purpleorange3]

oh.......i see why youtube featured this.

it was very relevant to the day it was (obviously)

hmmmm.....

maybe i should make something thats is based on something currently going on.

[ij1984ij]

lol well done matey

[themobilemaid]

aaarrrrrrrr

[chartreuse4me]

lol

[redjonathan1]

it looked like it was "Talk and look like a perv day" for you xD

[jtpfreak]

@redjonathan1 lol

[danning1]

I think it shows how f**ked up our world is becoming when we actually have to worry about seaborn pirates again (i.e. the ones who work off the coast of Somalia). I mean, jeez, I thought it was a problem we settled 300 years ago. Oh, well.

P.S. Anyone interested in the pirates of yesteryear should go the Pirate Museum in Nassau, Bahamas. Well worth a trip. Shiver me timbers!

[Koetsa]

man, no1 cares

[laywdaw1]

pirates never left, they just stopped talking like that guy ^^

[crazyblackjacko]

u r the biggest poofta ever

[themunchbuncher]

arrrrrrrrrrr me thinks

[timmyswellwell]

jtpfreak you are a freak this is hilarious

[PopcornCoolie]

Really? If it were coming from anyone else I wouldn't care, but since it's coming from you... it hurts. I always figured I am not a genius but I had no idea that I am Mildly retarded. It does explain a lot though. Such as the helmet, superman pajamas, frequent rides on the short bus and the attraction to your sister. I thought I was eating my bugars simply because they are delicious snacks. You always gotta get the retarded man down... just because my head is caved in.

[aperson471]

i enjoy talking like a guy from "Star Wars" better to be honest with ya.

"Luke, I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!"

[JAMstersCO]

my parents anniversary is on this day!

[colieo6787]

shut up fag

[lovebirdcrazy]

hahah i still love this video!

[danning1]

Those guys who work off the coast of Somalia talk like pirates every day, because they are.

[Geotubest]

This is seriously the best video on YouTube. Period.

[jtpfreak]

lol Are you drunk?

[Geotubest]

No, just suffering the flu right now. But I do get a kick out of this vid.

[califsucks]

Jt, can you do impressions of the croc hunter Steve Irwin? would be pretty funny.Peace

[jtpfreak]

I can. I did some on another video of mine

[SUCKMEOFFicer69]

I think you're confused, its talk like a PIRATE day, not "act like a faggot with a fistful of dildos in your ass day".

[SpdGonzalez01]

Nice video. When does International Jump Off A Bridge and Shove a Broom in Your Ass take place?

[jtpfreak]

Not sure. As you are the founder you need to let people know when this day starts. I assume you will get everyone started.

[mattlangstrom]

wow.

[Themanofthehouse232]

Arrrgh That sucked.

[jtpfreak]

Arrrrrrrrgh thank ye matey

[captain0ldy0da]

Arr, be yer hat a pixel m'hearty? Looks like it says I.

[8ultradude8]

gosh, you talk like a fagot sucking dicks while trying to say some fagot things,

i feel so bad for you, you are certenly trying to unfag ur self , but dude i suggest you to erase all your fagot videos and go get a fcking life you faggot.

[jtpfreak]

What a mouth. You just have no respect in general for anyone do you?

You must a very sad little person. I feel sorry for you.

[captain0ldy0da]

Go you it be yer birthday! Maybe not te best video, aye? But still it's only of those silly soopid videos [In a good way] That u can enjoy.

[8ultradude8]

lol... u can feel sorry i dont give a fuck,

ur the only stupid dick i disrespect cus dude look at yourself, u post fagot video and wishes to get some nice comments, as i said go get a life

PS: ur still fag

[jtpfreak]

You like saying faggot a lot. Are trying to hide something

[8ultradude8]

poor kiddo, i cant really help u, I guesse ull be that dump all the rest of ur fagot life

[LinkinParkKris666]

he said it once?

[1337K1DZ]

ur not a pirate ur a homo with a beard shut the hell up gr0w a l1ttle

[jtpfreak]

lol

[TheThunderCunt]

Here's an insult to add to your top insults video.... Suck a fart out of my ass you thunder cunt!!!!

[HazeNJuice]

wtf

[Angeladn75]

lol arrrrr always funny dude!

[ladygaladrielno1]

Lmao

[soaper1]

lol hat keeps going in and out

[xtevenx]

i love this video

[roboimp]

this holiday is only for pastafarians.

[timemanners]

arrrrrrrrrggg lol

[fredhastobehome]

aaarrgh... me hartees ...i ont know what the hell me hartees means...

LOL

ROFLMFAO great vid

[freakyfredy45]

ARGH!

[reflex1973]

lol good one

[JG35SOUTH]

i actually watched it...  funny shit man.

[cmrrrr]

have you ever thought of getting a check up from the neck up....leave the acid alone :)

[grataava]

lol "I don't know what the hell me hearties means" lol

[Davydoodeman]

what are all of those purple boxes in the background

[jtpfreak]

They are Purse Brites

[xisengrinx]

Hahhahaah

@

retarded irish accent

[creed339]

hi i love this its halirious can u make one next year 2? arrrrrr! me hartys

[jtpfreak]

Thanks ye scallywag. Me thinks me might just do another one next year aaarrrggg

[lovedapizza]

ahoy! lkook there yonder land hooo! i will pileg your rum now....arrr

[PipersPicksTV]

Hahaha...This is REALLY funny! Great job, jtpfreak! Piper did an episode with Captain Piper-Arrrrrr...it's #010 - one of our favorites!

TeamPiper

[tokiofanschannel]

Haha!

This reminds us of the corniest

joke we heard from a friend of

ours the other day:

Why are pirates pirates? Because

they just ARGH.

LOL! Cute joke, but stupid xD.

Nice job as always! :)

[bLuCwalk]

ARRRRRRRRRRR

[Cameronsshow]

i don know what the hell me harties mean lol halarious

[tyoung521]

Hey jtp, ur actually quite handsome. Course I never can tell with ur blocklike head and chipmunk voice from all of your other video's!!! LOL!

[jtpfreak]

I hope you are a chick cos i'm getting scared

[tyoung521]

Yes, I am very much Female, LOL!!!!! No need to be scared. I was wondering, what are all those boxes in the background of your video's?

[jtpfreak]

Phew. lol

I've been sweating for hours.

Those boxes are Purse Brite Boxes.

[Ilike2watchyavidz]

Yarrrrg!

[dwigans]

youre a poop

[jtpfreak]

lol

[crazedkitty1]

gay - .-

[Hoopsizere]

this is funny.lol

[baldwin427]

c d'la marde sa Tabarnack!

[Bassplayingboy]

ERRR that be greeeaaat.

[piratepoopants]

this was actually funny. It has a certain something.

[califsucks]

lighten up people.The guys just having some fun in the spirit of the event.jtpfreak,good graphics.Have you ever wanted to take a shit so bad you could taste it? well I'm getting there.Good Job!

[jtpfreak]

Do you?

[jtpfreak]

purse brites

[jtpfreak]

This is my office dickweed.

[jtpfreak]

No i don't. I may have sounded a bit lispy because i was thirsty when i did this video

[jtpfreak]

Do you?

[jtpfreak]

What are you talking about? I don't have a lisp

[jtpfreak]

purse brites

[Antari0424]

We had this 1 day at school called the oldies where we had 2 dress like people in the "old days" up 2 the 80s. My friend dared me 2 dress up as an old person it was so funny and school said don't come back until tomorrow. ^_^

[ElvenPure67]

omfg my whole school does international day and on fridays we have violation day were you can touch each other

[SgtAndrewM]

lol, i know what you mean, we have a weird day all al the time and they are pointless, this friday you have to wear some pink for breast cancer but you have to pay do di it, and you still have to wear a school uniform. it's shit.

[troykettle]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[belIis]

hahahahahahahah retarded Irish accent hahahahahaha

[kenty41]

ARGH!

[sashasquashi]

lol

[ackingonyou]

NICE did you get that from Attack of the show because i celebrated that just recently...heh retarded irish accent lol

[mickydee84]

If you like this search for

"Mate Movies Montage"

[dalostvernoner23]

ahahah i love it

[poorculver]

dude me and all my friends celebrate talk like a pirate day..... its better than leif erikson day also known as ( talk like a viking day)

[eeldot]

Ok! U R a crazy pirate. You made me laugh!!!

Keep on. Send me if you want the next date of the pirate day.

BTW, the pirate hat, it is graphics, right?

[jtpfreak]

Yeah the pirate hat is a graphic

[amyrose1408]

get a life!! u sad lonley, pathetic looser.n since wen as they been 'TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY' u must be american....

[felixthepussy]

Before you insult someone, You should really try spelling out the word you.

[jtpfreak]

Arrghh. I'm not American. Can you read? Oh sorry you are only 13? You act like you are 7 you twat burger arrghh

[psychoticmondays]

youre just like loads of people who come on this website and clearly have no idea where "Youtube" got its name and why it was made in the first place amyrose1408, I think I speak for most of the people here when I say youre the one who should get a life.

[fleebomb]

well the hell is this arrghh lol

[psychokittykatt]

arrrghh i can't wait for the next pirate day aaarrghh. I forrgot about this one

[theblaablaachannel]

lol well done laddy

[hamburgfalcons]

aaarrgh... me hartees ...i ont know what the hell me hartees means...

LOL

ROFLMFAO great vid

[scalliwag]

that was tight

[delet]

5 out of 5 ..lol talk like a pirate hey some of this was funny

[heyazzhole]

What is this stupid crap,

[lordofslipknot]

Yar har har! Ye made my laugh, matey! Twat burger... That be my new catch phrase! I thank ye, Irish scalliwag!

[jtpfreak]

Ye are welcome Arrghh. I need a drink now. Too much Arrghh-ing matey. Who's this Irish Scalliway ye be talking a-boot. Yar

[lordofslipknot]

Ye be the Irish scalliwag! For at the end of thy video ye said something a-boot sounding like a drunken Irishman! Yar har har!

[jtpfreak]

Arrghh i see. I thought you thought i was a putty tatt... i mean an Irishman... Arrghh

[lordofslipknot]

Arrghh... You look like you're Scottish, me'heartie!

[jtpfreak]

Arrgh... How dare you say that Arrghh. I don't have mothballs in my wallet ye scalliwag!

[lordofslipknot]

Har har har! Ye be a funny chum, I give ye that! Let's drink grog matey! Yeargh!

[plzbeme1]

But when's talk like a yoda day?

[jtpfreak]

May 22nd

[plzbeme1]

You're a random one, when's TalkLikeAYoda day?

[jtpfreak]

Sep 19 is talk like a pirate day

[lordofslipknot]

Arrghh.. You look like a faggot, mi'hearty. Walk the plank!

[jtpfreak]

Arrghh.. You are an idiot. Piss off wanker.. Arrghh

[lordofslipknot]

Arrghh.. You're right on that one, chap! But "wanker" is a British word, ye scalliwag! Shiver me timbers, matey! Yar har har...

[jtpfreak]

Arrghh..It's also an Aussie word me-hearty twat burger. Arrghh

[MinutesofMaid]

i like yo hat, Dawg.

[chorrilo3]

cx

bvbvbv

[BogapeJane]

There's a really funny song called "Talk Like A Pirate Day" by Tom Smith. Definitely worth listening to.

I love the voice. And the fact that it changes. Not to mention you have the perfect facial expressions.

KoL players, anyone? Talk Like A Pirate Day is kind of a big deal.

The powder puff football teams at my school this year were Pirates and Sailors. Pirates pwned and won 27 to 14.