Bad Date Behavior - Chick Comedy

[DanZyG6]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGreggiraldo]

to anybody male or female for that matter if find her attractive... four words: welcome to my world

[thisismyusername103]

s o f u n n y omg

[jaws1234ish]

She looks like dave grohls twin sister

[TheGreggiraldo]

@onemic91 dane cook is in his very own league, and he is up the comedic hierarchy higher than rebecca is that`s first of all. second of all rebecca is more of the female colin quinn. no disrespect or anything i just was taken aback by your comment from 3 weeks ago.

[OneMic91]

the female dane cook

[lunaticial]

yeah sure that tongue can mask that little devil

[FreedomMarySnakeDayk]

Don't even say the name Madonna!

[mandygurl2341]

She was on the King of Queens and she chased down Doug to beat him up. She was a waitress that he pissed off. It was so funny. And yes she is short, like 4 feet tall. I think she is so pretty and it was one of the funniest episodes.

[sanntta82]

soooo unfunny

[VinnyVenuti]

she looks like that secretary from Big Fat Liar, you know the one that LOVES dogs?

[OmniTriforce3]

@VinnyVenuti She is, and she is hot

[DragonScout2]

i didnt even remember who she was..... then i realised she participated in last comic standing when gabriel iglesias went too.... back then she was not even funny... and i see that she hasnt made any progress at all.....

[Wakipenda]

seems shes seen a couple movies by Jim Carrey... xD

[Kailynholt]

her laugh is so funny! i love everything about her!

[xSYNDICATEDx]

woman should be banned from cstand up comedy

[NanProphet]

@xSYNDICATEDx no just white women other than Lisa Lampanelli!

[TheBreellis]

haha her faces had me weakk! :p

[johndixon]

Ms. Swan!!!

[informatist]

She does way too much of the "stage excitement" shtick... I hate it when comedians fall back on that "we're all havin' a good time up in here" persona... It's so stagey and fake. The throw-up thing was half cute though.

[jw11432]

@informatist i was thinking that, not verbatim cuz i didnt know what it was called lol, but i totally know what youre saying, and i totally agree. more emphasis on material and less on filler bs. take notes from the best, george carlin! :D

[flashroyal1]

WEAK

[orkeer]

She's beautiful :)

[TheSonce91]

the asian thing was kinda like ms. swan

[SpartanJohns]

she's really good. that was a great act

[1Urganda1]

she's too satisfied with her funniness and too early

[kotyeu]

miss swan from MAD TV lool



[GrandmasterN]

She like 4 feet tall

[UWDannyBoy]

is it bad that I think i would still date her? lol

[footytang]

lol sounds like miss swan

[ananthmaruthi]

that asian voice is like ms swan from mad tv

[tierrarucker]

YAY, a girl on chick comedy who's actually funny!

[Kewlkiddieluv]

I have watched this for like a Week now and it's still FUNNY!!!!

[oyicu]

she looks like a man in a wig

its pretty disgusting...

[yeshiva83]

She's a little spaz. Kinda reminds me of cherie oteri.

[cannyadiggit17]

OMG her rendition of throwing up in her own mouth is PRICELESS :)

[LighthammerStudios]

This wasn't funny. It was disgusting.

[BigAndTall666]

She´ll kick your ass if you vote her down...

[arktheball]

pretty and funny

[KingKook]

She's not Brian Regan, but then again neither is Brian Regan... Good faces, and for a "cute" chick, pretty good material. I only threw up a little...

[misstubular]

ROTFL!

[misstubular]

Her throw up facial expressions were EPIC!

[Amanda0289]

hahaha that was the best throw up in the mouth act everrrr

[Avinashda]

has anyone noticed what a nice round ass she has .... I would totally bend her over and tongue her butt hole mmmm

[3939jessie]

@Avinashda for one u cant even see her ass in the whole video haha and for two thats just fucked up lol

[Avinashda]

@3939jessie I've seen the shape of it when she appeared on Last Comic Standing ..... gave me a massive boner

[3939jessie]

@Avinashda wow thats so weird and shes not a midget shes just a small person

[Avinashda]

@3939jessie she's hot as hell tho , I would marry her in a heartbeat

[viera1963]

@3939jessie Officially she is a midget. She's an adult female who claims to be 4'11'' but may be even shorter than that. Nevertheless, an adult under 5 feet is a midget. E.g.-Jada Pinkett Smith is a midget. A dwarf can be 4'10" and under. Looking at her, she appears to be a dwarf-look at her arms and legs, and she has a big bottom. I suspect she's a dwarf on the taller side of the spectrum and that she's exaggerated her height by an inch or two. She's a tall dwarf-no disrespect intended to her.

[Avinashda]

@3939jessie she's the only midget I would ever have sex with :)

[LupusRexRgis]

@Avinashda What about Bridget?

[RanziR]

why she making weird faces :S

[TheHuntinchic]

the asian voice sounds like Miss Swan..lol...

[DisneyMissieMouse]

OMG thats astrid from Big Fat Liar!!! :O i luv her!!

[deanmichaelcook]

Omg!!! 1:16 Sometimes i'll crap my pants to remember what its like!!!!!!!

[PforPZ]

1:07 That's what she said.

[chicarocks123]

Funny I like it

[missaweome]

"I miss socking a guy in the neck because I like him! Now it's :"assault" ehhh"

Hahahahahahaha! <3

[wipperwill6]

not funny and she kinda has t-rex arms...but I would still do her

[Steny]

@wipperwill6

Dude, that is hilarious...

[Vicymorgan]

I pause the video right before the food bit. Get some chocolate cake, then that part of the skit comes up.....great!

[customcartoons]

...now it's "ASSAULT".. luv that! ^_^

[noodoo19]

she's pretty - never seen/heard of her before. is she a little person?

[PforPZ]

@noodoo19 4 feet, 11 inches.

[kimonui]

RC. come to Hawaii!

[shaya101ollday]

1:35...lol...socking a boi in the neck cause u like him

[jfuya2000]

Well, i'll be damned... a female comedian who is ACTUALLY FUNNY!!! =)

[kimharrod]

hahahahaha love the Asian voice

[kimonui]

I watched this five times today. funny as hell!

[BigAndTall666]

One of the very few women on here that is actually funny! :-)

[amjPeace]

LOL

[Cassidymalvo]

she looks like she's really short

[Kailynholt]

@Cassidymalvo she is 4'11

[juanmora19910209]

Holy Fuck she is SOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU

[SavoyTruffle78]

I'm a female and I think she's annoying as shit. I would love to knock her out.

[monstermovieman]

Hillarious!!!!

[windar997]

OMG she kills!

[Sharkskillyou]

ms swan xD HAHAHA

[BigAndTall666]

I´d do her!  :-P

[urmomisavirgin]

didnt she try to fight doug heffernan?

[friedcrispy]

she was on king of queens!

[SilentWalk18]

She looks like the Chick from Dexter show.

[Karll541]

That shit was funny! Great facial expressions. Throwing up in my mouth... WOW!

[samus1421]

2:17 hilarious

[MrRuggedboy27]

asians dont talk like that ????

[finalfantasy4everock]

LMFAO!

[sandman19681012]

This chic is not only funny...she is beautiful as well.

[BOXXER22]

hell yaa ms swan lol

[hemmojito]

ok she's funny, she's crazy and she's funny

[tonkanamagarcu]

damn i laughed so hard from 1:55,i nearly pissed my pants from laughter ahahhahahahaha

[sameer137]

I would love to date her :)

[lonestrangerone]

that is a girl i would like fo take on a loooooong vacation

[SuperGrillGirl]

you can't drink Sapporo, that's a place in Japan...what you drink is SAKE!!

[Slayer8A]

@SuperGrillGirl Sapporo is a Japanese beer made at Sapporo Breweries in....wait for it.............Sapporo, Japan.

[OldZLand]

I like her. mostly 'cause she's cute, but still

[133curlycutie]

Terrible

[charlottecostello9]

Miss Swan!!!!!!! i loveee it

[jlynproductions]

dang, that asian voice sounded hecka fake DANG lol

[Syaaj17]

haha hilarious

[TheGoalSetter]

another racist vulgar comedian

pass

[freakjaja]

LOL!!!!! CRAP ON YOUR PANTS LOL

[d4mubi99z]

FUNNY and SXY... would love to fck her short ass...

[oldstock1607]

Is there an unwritten rule somewhere that female comedians HAVE to talk about shitting and farting? PLEASE get off of it!! it's unsophisticated, base, unnnatractive and fucking ridiculous. If you've got actual talent, you don't need to go there.

[April22942012]

"you guys are gr.I MISS BEIN A KID!" hahaha she had me laughin the entire video!!!

[ironbuttermilk]

When she's not being funny she's actually really hot. I've had a crush on her for years.

[cla0singer]

she sounded like ms. swan from mad tv

[MsAshleyRene]

omg, she sounded like Suzie Carmichael when

she does the little asian voice.. esp when she

says "sushi" hahaha shes funny...

is she a midget? just by looking at her top half, she looks like shes shaped a lil weird..

eh, either way shes great! :D

[alternatewhite]

ILMAO !

[emoperzon12santiago]

XD lol that was funy the whole throwing up part

[jd8807]

The whole throwing up in her mouth part is HILARIOUS!

[MrDragontamer2009]

She s funny but she sometimes overdoes it with the expressions

[GOBRAGH2]

I almost passed out laughing :)

[ghanaluver12]

lol

[Bertny]

hahaha

[hhheartcore]

lmfao that was funny as hell

[BIGROMYROME]

man she just stole from ms. swan from mad tv.....not cool get your own material

[FUl0VECk]

i'd hit it.

[legerex]

Oh, I love her :)

[TheInnerSanctuary]

I love expressive comedians like her.

[HxHenry]

baby. you could sock me in the throat any day.

[AndrewLover117]

That wasn't the punch line but thank you! lol I like her she's funny.

[victimofth3down]

She was the best tiny evil waitress of all time on King of Queens.

[myra319]

I didnt think it was funnny sorry my opinion

[hateuallful]

Then fuck off!!

[GQYoon]

bored

[princessnubie]

crap

[Ulfnarr]

is this girl a dwarf or a powerlifter?

[x0Tatianaaa]

For realz i can't tell. i think shes kinda like a tombboy. and idk-her body is weird. haha

[MrAlexhsv2]

slutt

[ilvecharmedandtatu]

vomitting in her mouth.....classic....couldnt stop laughing and replaying it

[BoeckmanOSU]

That Asian voice sounded like that lady on mad tv XD. And the faces she made!

[pedinoway2]

@BoeckmanOSU mrs swan?

[BoeckmanOSU]

@pedinoway2 YES.

[cachetes9161]

HAHA xD those faces she made...lmao

[s98177076]

There is no one accent unique to Asia. Asia is a continent not a country!!!

[888Kharami]

boring.retard . answer. and boring . retard.495873rifuf name. its like quebert got a youtube account :) grow your sense of humor wong

[s98177076]

as an asian myself i cant help but find it insulting.

[hateuallful]

Fuck off chink!! hahaha

[trueleroix]

@s98177076 Wow, really?

[s98177076]

@trueleroix yupps asia includes whole countries such as india sri lanka japan china vietnam singapore malaysia etc. in bigger countries such as china or india the accent may differ depending on which province/state you come from.

[gregterrible]

has a future

[lulita1234]

white racism is so funny cause its never accurate

[plumarya]

i do to but it is kinda bad to but i don't care if i am laughing.

[nikhilllll]

terrible!

[MsYellowsubmarine]

OH EM GEE, I cracked up at the faces she made. SHIT! *wipes tears*

[plumarya]

i know this is so funny!

[SweetxJenny56]

she sounds like ms swan ...............!

[MisaSoup7]

Wow hilarious! :D

[TheMexican02]

hmm 4.5/5

[spidermoses77]

ok cute and funny i like!!!

[sdreamer98]

lol...she sounds like ms swan from madtv

[crazzychik]

omgggggggggg she doesssssssssssss!!!

[MilissaMishap]

@sdreamer98 YES!

[SuperGrillGirl]

@sdreamer98 OMG YEAH! i think it is her, who plays Ms Swan.

[natureboy84]

She was great, but the audience sucked.

[omd88]

Isn`t she the girl from "the exorcism of emily rose"?

[mightyjoe911]

this chic is funny lol

[herbivore007]

ahw man shes adorable

[xXGaticaXx]

Omg I was just flipping through the TV and they were showing that crappy movie, "Big fat liar" and she's in it O.o she's the receptionist who loves dogs

[JessOnTheRun]

she is hilarious... she played a mean waitress on king of queens who kept challenging kevin james to a fight.

[MaxC17]

HAHAHAHAHHAA

[KenBerli]

To My Dearest Rebecca,

You're hilarious, rough-around-the-edges and amazingly cute. Marry me? Please?!

Love,

~Ken

[xROCKxANDxLOADx]

....because madonna's british........

other then that, lol-worthy

[MaxC17]

lol you know she's not eh...i think she's from the US

[k3ith26]

lol she isnt british, she was born in Bay City, Michigan and was raised in Rochester, Michigan.

[bradwolf07]

She's from Michigan... She's not British

[hiphopcrazy123]

Shes definate ma favouriite

[pekie]

shes GORGEOUS!

and so funny

[PurpleIpod411]

lol 2:13-2:43 was hilarious!

[DoggRazor]

is she a midget?

[1980lfc]

Lol. i thought/think that... her arms seem REALLY small?

[joelcochran]

Oh man, I thought I was going to hemmorage at that last bit. Too funny!

[devilzgurl666]

oh maan shez funny...lol..im still laughing..lol

[bOoTtiFuLx3]

OMFG! when she started "throwin up in her mouth" was so hilarious!

[pinksockedhobo1]

hahaha the throwing up part killed me.

[fastgirl321]

MS SWAN FOREVER

:D

[utubegirl222]

Dude out of all the Chick Comedy videos besides one she made me crack up laughing so hard. And when she started puking i laughed so hard. She is good

[im2sizzlin4u]

when she threw up in her mouth i couldn't stop laughing!

[XtargX]

drink tea and eat crumpets -.-....fuck off