How To Be An Expert - eHal

[beserkerpatroit1337]

Ehow do you make goat milk with a TOAD not a frog

[Poodleinacan]

Hmmmmmmmm, lizard poop.

[AdmiralBetas]

...protect my skin and other "lickables"? XD Why not?...

[supyoist]

You always need lizard poop

[marcepon]

why whould you not want to get licked?

[SocietyInverted]

"... So I was just wonder, how this epic adventure came to be." lol

[Pilooogen]

eHow to get laid?

[PARKOURJERKS]

help i smashed my face into a brick ehow do you get money from it

[unitedoverload2]

your freaking funny :))

[goodeater25]

lmao this funny as fuck im subscribing

[totalfknnoob]

eHow do you find an Italian fairy?

[patriotrower]

@totalfknnoob Go to Italy.

[skittyrocks]

eHow do I get rid of the goat man who keeps following me?

[Osias1983]

Why does everyone think Mario breaks blocks with his head? If you look closely, you'll see that when he jumps, he puts his fist above his head. He's punching the blocks.

[Alenthas]

I WAS EATING! :D

[crappy0flabbage110]

other lickables??

[Myhello961]

lol mario rulez!

[TheDashingHero]

Replayed 0:23 over 9000 times.

[Darkraithegreat]

eNo

[Str1d3r08000]

That wasn't just any pasta, that was Pastafarian. A religion.

For the holy spirit, Ramen.

[doze99trax]

you allways need lizard poop

[TheMoonPower]

You eat my spaghetti.

SPAGHETTI!

[eldergroan]

i still need a wizard...

[rdiazz]

ouch colocque a palavra gift antes de youtube na barra de endereços e veja oq acontace

[MRrobotoe]

Why is there FSM in this!?

[Famizen]

haha, defend yourself against brown triangles XD

[heny530]

wtf what is he talking about stupid nerd

[ccast180]

@heny  fuck off ur a nerd

[whycryforher]

ehow how do i beat level 234123 on dragon quest wiht a lvl 56 range and a lvl 4 warrior? help me please or the farie will die D:

[KrustyFrank27]

eIs it Johnson's Potion of Fleshly Ambiguousness?

[Echosting]

erotic balls of protection!? O.o

[Fatmanralphy]

As an owner I can tell you that that does not resemble lizard poop. Lizard poops are dry and small and have White bits in them. And I believe that is a tunnel from WW2 Nazi V2 rocket base in Belgium, but I could be wrong on that.

[indemnis4]

@Fatmanralphy Nah he meant the poop left over when a goose EATS a lizard :D

[0Paragon0]

Brown Triangles

[alifeofreason]

Nobody can eat the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[indemnis4]

@alifeofreason I ate it for breakfast. Without milk.

[jpbkidvid]

did hal first appear on this show or chad vader?

[chuFFisTwo]

@jpbkidvid neither. first appearance was Fun Rangers ep 1.

[JaketheSnakeESP]

"You eat-a all my spaghetti"

(Luigi): SPAGHETTI!

xDDDD

[BeefotronX]

eHow do I tell the difference between lizard poop and chocolate pudding?

[Polelover44]

but what if I don't like spaghetti?

[zonday1]

Flying Spaghetti Monster? In all seriousness, I learned about it in my philosophy class in college!

[KingHeathen]

Flying Spaghetti Monster FTW!!!!!!

[FullmetalNick23]

Nick Himmer wants to know: Ehow should i behave at a fancy dinner paaaaartaaay?

[flaremask11]

hey i met mari... i mean an itallian fairy and he gave me spaghetti so im an expert

[DCdabest]

Italian Fairies!!

[nn8nn]

SMASH MY FACE INTO BRICKS TO MAKE MONEY!!

[SpazzMaster8705]

Everytime I hear that BGM, I think I am watching a commercial for a new Apple product.

[CrowJam]

more ehows PLZP LZ PLZ PZL PZL ZPL ZPL ZPL ZPL PZLZPL

[arsdag81]

oh my god i wish he was my kid..

[chiron1100]

the first line that he says is writen

Nathen Bendt:

it is very obvious (you you) are an expert.

mistake?

[PaVoNHaRdY]

your awsome!

[danny899]

i love how he explained mario

[Zanmatt2g]

Where is that tunnel???

And does that Italian fairy sell his magic spaghetti on eBay?

[hyperkev44]

goats milk guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD

[chiron1100]

Dear Hal,

Hallo (oh im so funny) my monobrow keeps talking to me how do i get it to eat spinach?

[RyouuichiKun15]

this expert video just made my nipples explode with delight

[wolfen150]

so thats how he sustains himself.

[Destinyislandhobo]

Dear Hal, how do I know that I am indeed the one and only?

[rockingowl55]

thank you much for the Youtube poop reference there

[danny899]

and to smash my face into bricks to make money.

[CounterNerd]

WIN

[tomislavlac]

Smash face in to brick to make money is the right way to use head!

LOL

[Locke554]

I can't believe you used the CD-i refference there. You all are now offically the coolest on youtube in my book.

[danny899]

best of his videos yet

[Zanmatt2g]

lmao 1:38

[TheMysteriousTV]

nice video!

[Zanmatt2g]

lmao 0000OOOOOOOOoooooooo

[demiakumu]

without your wisdom we would all be lost.

[mattkaythetimelord]

HA mario the fairy just priceless!

[jeannewilkinson]

I need some of that slow-down potion.

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[MediocreFilms]

eHow are you sooooo funny?

[Deathbysodamachine]

i love the rapist glasses hah

[schonrosmarin]

@Deathbysodamachine rapist glasses? really?

[Ottisify]

I looked up all these items, but i dont get it to work somehow, any help?

[KubisPL]

how to do a moonwalk?

[egeseatr35]

@KubisPL check my channel i will upload a video on how to do the moonwalk in several hours

[Froggievilleus]

It will protect your skin and other lickables - priceless :)

[flyer11234]

"smash my face into bricks to make money" LOL !!!!

[nicksknock]

do you know how to grow a third man boob?? i want three

[DagAreHalland]

This is your best stuff by my opinion

[Webberjo]

May I have a couple draughts of that last one? I'm sure my girlfriend won't mind. ;P

[TheVislo]

i bet you just love turning yourself into a goat with the Fleshly ambigiousness potion

[Goombowser]

Lotsa' Spaghetti!

[katt12543]

Lizard poop looks like chocolate pudding?

[MrAwkwardZebra]

@katt12543 yeahh!!!!

[Alkatross]

Was that the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

[MrAwkwardZebra]

@Alkatross yes, it was!!!!

pastafatarian, baby!

[velisica]

How could you eat the almighty FSM??? Oh well...

[MartHoffman]

YOU ATE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER?!

[EratoTiaTuatha]

@MartHoffman God is dead...

[jjaggers]

Yog Sothoth Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[Brettcat38]

eHow is babby formed?

[DEANGELOONS]

That was an amazing ending! Tim and Eric quality comedy! (I don't know, is that a compliment?)

[nextelracer48]

Hal, how do i brush my teeth without using my hands?

[thepurplecrystalz]

what's the song at the beginning?

[1994AcdcFan]

Great vid. The eHow show is one of your best shows

[keithzworld]

Thank you Hall your wisdom is always very much appreciated, you are a role model for us all :)

[zaki555666]

"You always need lizard poop" So true :D

[The0Burger0King]

How are babies made?

[jedikid98]

LOL Sulfur Hexaflouride in liquid form 1:29

[nehalp100]

lol at hotel mario 0:25

[CourtneyCollinsMusic]

Oh, thank you, my expert!

[blamesociety2]

@CourtneyCollinsMusic You're welcome my CourtneyCollinsMusic!

[SpudJunk]

spaghetti

[Turbulence654321]

How do I discombobulate the vagina pushrod?

[BringerOfTheTruth]

As usual, you cant really use his advice for anything :)

[me2cool8]

i luv ur jacket!



[averageodd]

dude im on hal!!!!!!

[cheseeh]

brown triangles

[KelanDWood]

Marioooooo

[Zoronii]

Lol at the Mario stuff, I already smash my face into bricks but all I get is blood.

[Pinoylegend707]

LOL 1:13 "you always need lizard poop." Actually, i think it looks like chocolate mousse. Can I have the tub of lizard poop please? :D

[imcool0213]

lol nice reference

[mwong666]

eHow do you bake a cake without it being a lie?

[eldergroan]

oh thank you my wizard!

i clearly need a wizard.

[Dreznin]

Chuck Norris is killing my family - eHow do I stop him?

[Pinoylegend707]

@Dreznin You can't... Sorry for your family :( If Chuck almighty wills a sacrifice he will get a sacrifice.

[Rith9789]

Also eHow do I blame Society?

[Rith9789]

eHow Is such a great skit idea. There should be a movie!

[wdm2112]

I wish I could make money by smashing my face into bricks.

[Pinoylegend707]

@wdm2112 you could... Stunt double anyone?? :D

[TheTimeHero]

eHow do I fix my spellbook if it gets water on it?

[GAMEOVER128]

Lol, "smash my face into a brick to make money".

[jordanromaker]

This is my favourite series from you guys yet. Keep 'em coming.

[lcook411]

Pure bloody girl bate.

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[Stopmoesean]

ehow to battle Mortimer Trolls!!! PLEASE HELP ME HAL!!!!!

[FungiGamer]

ehow do I keep horror movie villain from attack me with wepon

[jagwio]

really love the these ehows

ehow do you be so jive

[voicetube]

Very nice Hal.. very nice!

[M40kc]

ehow do you achieve greatness?

[KellyClone2A]

Dang! I have everything except for the tooth powder and the balls of erotic protection. And I was convinced that I was already an expert. EBAY TIME!

[Tamizushi]

lol

[PunchSydeiron]

Nicely done.

[potsmoker5000]

Awesome.

[glasseyelashes]

i love you hal thompson

[Thannasi]

LOL

[NoOtherNamesWereLeft]

Never fails to make me laugh.

[ackbob]

Hi Hal

[TKHudson2005]

So THAT'S the reason my life sucks! I'm all out of Lizard Poop!!!

[OkapisRu1e]

0:22 Flying spaghetti monster!

[aestevalis0]

Where'd you get those goggles?

[Beanzerz]

THIS IS AMAZING!

[FIREFRO626]

FSM FTW!!!

[xIxAmxKh2xI]

these are awesome

[xXvironXx]

eWhy the hell do I actually need wizard poop.......I thought the regular poop could do the trick....

[aestevalis0]

@xXvironXx  I believe he said lizard poop.

[xXvironXx]

@aestevalis0 or it might be a wizard turned into a lizard.....makes some sense....

[Klemons12]

@xXvironXx it's lizard poop not wizard poop

[FartBob97]

ehow can I recycle pickles from Mutant Pink bunnies?

[lilkitty47]

Love these sooo much! XD

[Vasilovits]

AT LAST! AN E HOW!

[Crazyeraser1]

nice hotel mario reference

[Kujamax]

your skin and other lickables... lol, I love these informative and entertaining videos.

[trickyfeet]

eHow do you stop the evil daquante monsters from taking my thuswate?

[lawwww]

LOL so funny

[DJDevilfish]

11th!

[MilesDude32]

eHow do I find an italian fairy?

[King0fBananas]

10th

[yutzwagon2]

How did you get those awesome goggles? I want some!

[5613n8]

Isn't that spahgetti creature from Futurama?

[DarkEvil87]

@5613n8 It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the symbol of Pastafarianism (parody religion in protest of the teaching of intelligent design).

[KayleDevanandAWSOME]

hey hal you taught me how to escape a succubus, but ehow do I summon one?

[rmsoccerchick]

Hilarious as always.

[cookiemonster5913]

Awesome vid

[WaterBottlesAndCups]

fifth

[CabooseWillPwnCheif]

lots of spaghetti from mama luigi

[huskyclaw]

thrid

[DeathDragon4000]

SPAGHETTI

[marhurram]

first