Lee Mack - Live at the Apollo - 3 Dec. 2007 - Part 2 of 4

[TheStemofJesse]

did he just give his phone number to the world?

[mattmistro10]

lol look at gok wan at 0:55

[drumgroovy]

0:34 IS THAT IMRAN YUSUF?!

[laupstad]

Last bit of P2 had me laughing so bad it took nearly a minute to move on. Great stuff, appreciate the upload!

[weeksy3]

My mistake, i must be dave! haha

[Dona9030]

lee soo funny lol

[Vannereveilar]

Loved part 2 LMAO! Great jokes

[NathanH97]

well done Margery, you've done Britain proud :|

[dodsy09]

Nanny Mcphee at 2:20? haha

[mcnegro7]

0.33 is that imran yusuf??? :O 

[sabinamahmoood]

@mcnegro7 omg it is! haha

[hollyrogs2011]

@1Thompsonmusic finally! We agree on something!!

[LilStarWarsChick2860]

love him

[FlumblesMum]

@LilStarWarsChick2860 Me too! Oh, hi! It's you!

[LilStarWarsChick2860]

@FlumblesMum omg its you :P he's the best comic by far!

[CreepyNoid]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[russellpercy02]

well true bout cockneys, though. My twin brothers girlfriend is part cockney and part american, and it literally hurts to hear her speak.

[pieoverlord]

@russellpercy02 I greatly respect your brother, who dies a little every day so other men may live.

[matsball]

After the "eee's done wo?" bit he had the crowd HYPNOTIZED! awesome comedian

[1Thompsonmusic]

I like Lee Mack because he's a genuine comedian, unlike most of the others.

[cymruisrael]

This is just a repeat of his material from his Apollo performance two years earlier - how sad!

[FlumblesMum]

@cymruisrael It's not actually. It's taken from his DVD, but he did completely different material last time he was on Live a the Apollo.

[RobertAdamsonn]

@cymruisrael

What are you talking about?

The stand up he did in 2005 was completely different.

Even look at the related suggestions.... :P

[Jakeyyg3]

Legend!

[kevintheshedend1976]

'eeeeeeeeeeeezzz. . . . . .dropped his fuckin pencil. . .

[Jadybeautiful]

I Walk Around School Gooing ' Im bleeding To Death Phone The Ambulance!' I get The Weirdest Looks :L

[xxxxBartonxxxx]

@Jadybeautiful wow thanks for telling everyone who doesn't actually care...

[FlumblesMum]

@Jadybeautiful I sing it at work! :D

[quixot1c]

Imran yusuf in the audience :)

[jkftuk]

@quixot1c lol you know ur comedy!

[quixot1c]

@jkftuk hehe :). Recently became a fan of Imran so recognized him :)

[9dannyliverpoolfc]

i must be dave

[tommygone1]

"are you a fish monger? i said why? she said... you stink"

[blakeydellboy]

"Oh well my mistake, I must be Dave" haha!

[piiechart]

" she is carrying our first child"

"wooooo"

"hes 8 the lazy little fucker"

[sugarrush777]

"right sorry my mistake it's Dave how have u been Marg?" lol

[AlpHaFuZeD]

I'M DAVE!

[TheManWithNoName786]

lol the last bit, i knew it was you dave

[dotmatrics]

I keep the phone in between my legs when im driving.........lol so true!!

shudn't do it coz of radiation. Fuck it, the phone is insured!!

[JessieDowning]

he uses a lot of these jokes in Not Going Out :P

[AndMyAxe414]

@JessieDowning Yeah, and they are still fucking hilarious.

[JessieDowning]

@AndMyAxe414 I never said they werent.

[AndMyAxe414]

@JessieDowning Well, it appears we are in agreement.

[MikefromMadrid]

thhis nigger is funny

[sepheroth696]

thats class !!!!!! sorry i must be dave howve u been margerie XD

[david2k6murphy]

james nesbitt is loving it lol as am i :)

[bethanyamylister10]

are you a fishmonger..why? you stink xx

[SpadaBelformaOficial]

Shes actually carrying our first child..... hes 8 but hes a little fucker

[lokirat]

lmao!!!

[gailhindmarch]

am so fukin cockney it hurts :~)

[RYANLEETV]

07528636873 - lee mack

[ryanair737400]

WOOOOO IM FROM DUBLIN, IRELAND!!!!

[turxxx]

The cockney gag had me in stitches!

[akatsukimaster666]

IM RIDDLED WITH COCKNEY

[TheMechanicalFox]

@akatsukimaster666 best line EVER.

[ProjectPendulum]

"well, well my mistake...!"

[2k8huby2k8]

GOK WAN!! WOOOOO!!!

[ednuttah]

You can not watch too much Blackadder! It is impossible.

[chrism63101]

is that gok wan at 0.57 lol :)

[ChrisIsAwesomeYeah]

yes.

[Bex9590]

lol the wrong number bit was hilarious!

[xx8ballxx]

hes the funniest stand up ive seen in years

[kazkraft]

I prefer him out of breath......mmmmm

[rachelishot0]

Is that in a sexual way? Lol.

[Vannereveilar]

this part wasnt so funny. .I think he lost it with the energetic overly displays of dancing. .

[DANATRINGWOOD]

yer u can tell hes out of breath he talks to fast

[supahninja1]

lol "shes actually carrying our first child. hes 8 the lazy little fucker."

[cool1000dude]

takes the piss out of southerners in true northern style full of hate  but still find it hilarious

[zorgoth22]

has any 1 noticed his acts r all exactly the same on each DVD hes good but only sticks with the same act every time he stands up watch them all and youll understand me

[ednuttah]

Pre writes? Wow I had no idea! I thought he got drunk stuck on a silly hat and trusted his luck.

[constansavictrix]

ednuttah - you watch too much Blackadder....

[pancake93]

LEGEND. JUST LEGEND!

[donaldson893hk]

at what point was adam black?

[01984lockyer]

LOL "well thats the number i wanted....oh....well my mistake.....i must be dave..." hahahaha

[Smallvillefan67]

Lee Mack is amazing. :)

[archersgirlx]

hilarious xx

[ednuttah]

WTF? The odds on phoning Lee Mack ACCIDENTALLY? And then continuing the conversation thinking it is an aquitance in your phonebook...................

[KingHookJ]

That's the whole reason he says "This is a true story" before the jokes he tells which are actually true.

[joshierawlz]

lee mac has to be one of the funniest comediens around

[polobear1111]

Sorry girls.......its gonna have to be your place.

[burrowz2k6]

lmfao!

[xDaalleeeeX]

he looks a lil fat in this

[tomwjc]

who fucking cares

[xDaalleeeeX]

ah did i hit a spot fatty? im sorry... i was just sayin he looks like hes put a lil weight on, a simple retorical comment as it didnt need a reply, ya fat cunt.

[fantasyfan100]

your not a very social person are you!

[xDaalleeeeX]

is a website, i prefer to talk to people in the real world, i couldnt give two shits about some faggots on the internet, specially you.

[Arcangelchaps]

sure sure and jews are gods true people

[xDaalleeeeX]

gods true people are wihte people, the rest can fuckoff n die, so join em k thanks bye

[bbctimecommanders]

it's sad and dangerous if you really believe that, you could really think that or you could be lloking for attention

[xDaalleeeeX]

looking for attention you fuckin idiot its the internet, why would i want my emails clogging up with shit, so stop.......... :)

[bbctimecommanders]

more abusive language I see

[Hugh594McIntosh]

the first human beings on this planet were black so stfu ,

scientific fact serr

[Jalrighty]

HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[kerplunk098]

are you? wow

[George36th]

am i gettin this rite?

did u just basically put ... if ur not white u should die???

[kerplunk098]

i know you are a bell end but what is lee mack?

[FlumblesMum]

Yeah, you are.

[R6VIIshooter]

the only faggot on the internet is you, you racist twat

[xDaalleeeeX]

aww another cunt, do you people not stop, fuckoff kindly thx

[luciferwinterbottom]

stewart francis got a few jokes off this guy

[mattymetallica1995]

he is seariously funny but he says the same jokes every time he does a show

[molyneux32]

have u seen not going out he never repats anything on that and he coems up with about 200 a show

[Obsidian1392]

same with most comedians mate

[George36th]

im so cockney im riddled with it!!!

[boombad82]

hehe com'on lets dance lol lol lol

[George36th]

hes 8 the lazy little fucker

[babyhorse3]

irish dance bit ROFL!

a fucking genius :)

[bakerboy3001]

he has to give the audience laugh.

[insibrex]

the fan's insured xD

[DanN799]

COME ON LETS DANCE!! ROFL

[rictommo101]

haha brilliant

[aidgeen]

riddled with cockney

[aidgeen]

from 0:15 to 0:41 i mean

[alongcamesummer]

u mean what

[aidgeen]

cockney crippled bit is funny

[6LordMortus9]

LOL

Oh, I must be Dave :) tooo funny!

[funnihunni09]

hahahahah 1:14 river dance waist up so bloody funny xD

[EvokeMyStr]

lol

[jeanbanahn]

im not smiling u stupid shit, go on with the cocksucking and stop spamming

[liamwitdre]

"sorry my mistake"

"i must be dave"

LOL!

[magicmorls]

OMG theres an alien in disguise at 3:29

[dogfishbutthead]

true dat

[HoneyLady09]

voll nicht wietzig

[xXxBethanyJanexXx]

Is it legal?..I dunno lmfao :P

[fah786binatone]

why is the word 'fuck' not cut out and the word staight after cut out!!

[EnglandHardcore88]

cuz to put it lightley that word is Cunt

[BlueSharkBoy434]

His irish accent is dead on.

[nothingtoobig]

sorry girls its going to have to be your place

genius,

[semsjordet]

Well you know... It was more like:

Sorry girls (hahaha)

It's going to have to be your place (hahaha)

[TKOinc2k8]

Just think how many people rang that phone number after he said it

[DJwrush]

brilliant

[Rach3y2008]

Ahahaha that last bit about the phone is funny ^^

[MusicGuy00x]

at 1:42 when hes talking about the electrition and fish mongler he said that on one of the episode of not going out

[kazkraft]

this is fucking awesome, i was sore laughing at the sore cockerney jokes.......pmsl

[frasei28]

Have you got the time?

Ohh i do...I do..How are you? Ive also got a roast chicken in the oven at home you can come back and have some, you can meet the wife and stay for a month you can sleep with her if u like!

[JessicaJemn]

I admit, I don't like Lee Evans either.

I just don't find him that funny.

I much prefer Lee Mack =3

[pRiMeValNeRd]

I Thought It Was You Dave

[Redea9le]

Kirk and Slayer, yea those are your opinions but too be honest Lee Evans is one of my most favoured Comedians and my second role model. =P.

[kirkwood1690]

Lee Evans isny that good, Lee Mack is class

[antonimbret]

oh my godd i cant wait to try the sleep while driving thing hahahahhahaaaaahahaha

[thunderjono]

Lee Mack and Lee evans two of the funniest guys ever

[twed1234]

i agree m8

[slayersteve999]

lee evans is shit, but lee mack is a fuckin ledge!

[Redea9le]

Lee Evans is fantastic Lee Mack is also Fantastic.

[slayersteve999]

well yeh that's ur opinion and i respect it! but my opinion is that lee evans is shit!, each to our own! =]

[trisnjok]

that dave bit is the highpoint of his career... absolutely amazing!!

[themightygooners4321]

She's actually holding my first child

He's 8 but he's a lazy little fucker..lmao

[niemanickurwa]

"I'm riddled with cockney" lol

[Moulderbaby]

ITS GOK WAN!!!!!!!!!

[fluke67]

funny as owt he is!

[mmmbeachlover]

Brilliant!!!

He's made a good act last over 3 years...truly brilliant.

[BiGBaRZz]

much better than Jimmy Carr

[hargreaves4united]

lee mack is funny

[themightysian]

I thought it was you Dave!

[Jessie534664]

"I Wnated To Have A Child For 5 Years, But She Wants It Forever"

Lol

[kelartis]

haha da cockney impersonation is LEGEND!

[zTheresnonamesleftz]

no mac bettta palzzzz

[DarcyWesterly]

"Shes actually carrying our first child...he's eight, the lazy little f*cker" LMAO

[ThatYellowDuckey]

Why does everyone compare Lee Evans and Lee Mack? Lee Mack owns Evans, his humour is so much better and you can listen to it a million times. Evans also sweats like a pig.

[Becki91]

It's because they're name is Lee lol

I think some people compare Jason Manford to Peter Kay as well just becasue they come from the same area and look fairly similar.

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[ThatYellowDuckey]

Lol yeah, but still, it's a weird comparison just cos their humour is different. Ah well, never mind.