Soccer/Football FUS RO DAH IRL

[Rolex564]

Lines Man Got Cleaned by the signs

[iElembee]

LMAO! Check out the ref in front of the "MVELA" sign raising the white flag at around 00:16! He had no idea WTF happened!

[theledgendaryzombie]

Me: Goddamnit Borris! I told you not to Fus Ro Dah off the mountain!

Borris: Oh I'm sorry Dovahkiin :(

*Is crushed against a wall*

Angreir: Borris! I told you your voice is so strong it can kill people!

*SKYIRM REFERENCE*

[juliomati]

bless you chuck norris ... haha !!!! 

[MaxArceus]

how the fuck did that happen?!

[beckwithpj]

/watch?v=Ni6rtAyGlBw

Fus RO Dah - Ice Cube Friday Edition

[TheBarrymore94]

its the linesman that gets me every time :) lol

[LCKaguya]

fus ro dah?? let me see....the player will fall and.... WHATAFUCK!!?!?!?!

[PatoneLol]

@LCKaguya I thought exactly the same thing LOL

[KraatosPain]

666 like this video

[MrLRpro1312]

I didnt see that one comming

[MrAguinho]

who was expectin an powerfull shoot thumbs up

[Shin0bisama]

never call dovahkiin to watch football match

[projektriot89]

dammit dovaakin

[lohaneser]

And this is, my friends, Radian A.I.​and Havoc in practice.

[CrAzYaLbAnlaN]

lol keep pressing 0:09 and see that guy being hit by one of thoe repeatedley

[And1crutchmonkey]

haha even the people in video games hate soccer lolz

[wwaarrddy]

Did that really happen with the advertisement boards, cause the Linesman looks like he gets hit...

[Stabripbeef]

Damn Dragonborn you scary!

[supersam64]

What did we learn here? Dovahkiin is very aggressive when it comes to supporting his team.

[TheMuffinRapist]

@Kristofferrea i don't need to prove anything thats the truth or else people like you wouldn't be so angry at us, i thought you weren't that ingorant, but i geuss its to be expected from people like you :)

[sifnio95]

lol names of teams

[wwaarrddy]

I keep thinking he says Dragonball.

[Terriss0421]

This is why Dovahkiin can't go to sporting events.

[yogifoot]

Ruined with the unnecessary description. Would've been hilarious without it. Now it's just awkward.

[jarlehusian]

@yogifoot

ya know what? you're right

[funkballs1]

I never get tired of these lol

[AdemaLevel]

some fan got pissed that he gave the ball away so he went on the FUS RO DAH!

[TheMuffinRapist]

@Kristofferrea too stupid to live? u mean to stupid to lose you LOLZ! we're a super power...get over it...what we do is our bussiness...if you don't like it....stand the fuck up and try to do somthing about it...OH WAIT U CAN'T CAN YOU LOLOL...sit the fuck down...

[Kristofferrea]

@TheMuffinRapist another American proving their great intellect, well done to you sir you get a gold star *backwards clap* :)

[IzPez]

Just as they call rugby "rugger" they took the middle three letters of association SOC and made it "soccer"

[blood4glory1]

@IzPez never heard anyone say rugger before.

[OttomanRasengan]

Typical shithead american...

[KaelanPrescott01]

For some reason unrelenting force is the only explanation I can think of for this.

[Skoshtwo]

oooh look at those socks. Let's call that a soccer, because we are damn witty little fucks. Oh look at that film, the picture...when you play it...it moves...I know, let's call it MOOOOVIE!!!!

[jarlehusian]

@Skoshtwo

haha. seriously? You're going to make fun of the word movie? Also, I'll refer you to Murcypapa's comment about who actually started calling it soccer in the first place. Turns out, it's actually an abbreviation of the word association, as in association football, so fudge off, you f*&k.

[Skoshtwo]

@jarlehusian cute

[Slaterzac]

@Skoshtwo Lets call a game you play with your feet soccer and a game you play with you hands football. amiright?

[schavez9]

@Skoshtwo lol good one mate xD

[iMetaKritic]

@Skoshtwo oh look at how we play with our feet lets call it football. hey look at how we throw an oval ball and wear a bunch of pads like pussies cuz we cant take a hit like a rugby player lets call it football too cuz americans are unoriginal fucks

[FreakingRandomName]

i think he is referring to that game they have similar to rugby, where one of the differences is that they have to wear protective gear. You see, Americans have this weak spot about health insurance and stuff.

[murcypapa]

@FreakingRandomName also, american football players are usually larger, faster and hit bigger, so the protective gear is useful. but sure, act all stuck-up about it :)

[koenlol1]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT?

[Goraka91]

I'm English, and I love how everyone is getting angry over this. Enjoy the FUS RO DAH! guys. :)

[BBNick76]

Why would you call it football when the ball you play with is called a soccer ball. Unless you wigs call the ball a football too to make sure you don't forget the rules of the game

[jarlehusian]

@BBNick76

In their dialect, it is actually called a football.

[BeyondOasys]

Its lighting strike

[Skoshtwo]

It's not an "Old English" title, it's a title the whole world uses. You stupid American shitheads haven't even got your own language, you rip off everything! Only thing you are good for is sticking McDonalds into your big fat but holes! Fuck McDonalds and fuck you! Leave the sports to normal and healthy people (the world). And no, I'm not from England...

[eKriZZLe]

@Skoshtwo from how retarded you sound, you definitely do sound like you're from England. but it's okay...that's what the rest of the world is for. storing all the dumbass people so we don't have to deal with all of them in America.

i love it how you try and bash America saying all we have is McDonalds...yet you're on a video parody of the best game ever made. an....AMERICAN game. fuckin dumbass.

[Skoshtwo]

@eKriZZLe You wouldn't be using electricity if Nikola Tesla hadn't been born. Dumb American FUCK! Go drink your Coke!

[eKriZZLe]

@Skoshtwo i really hope you're 10 years old. because you sound THAT much of a dumbass. first off, Nikola Tesla didn't invent electricity you stupid shit. second off, he lived the remainder of his 60+ years of life...IN AMERICA. you know...when he did all of his experiments?

seriously...the world needs to stop being stupid asses and then trying to call Americans stupid asses. we've been laughing at you for years already...but this just makes us laugh harder

[Skoshtwo]

@eKriZZLe LoL, sure, everything happens in the USA. That's the place where all the big corporations rule over the country, and the shit for brains people. The people who would be glad to pay for rat shit in that lovely McDonalds of theirs.... And oh...that Coke!

[eKriZZLe]

@Skoshtwo Slobodan Milošević and Joseph Stalin. Coke and McDonalds compared to genocide and nuclear fallout. at least the leader of my country doesn't try to murder millions of our citizens! enjoy playing in your radioactive wasteland. game, set, match. good day!

[Skoshtwo]

@eKriZZLe Genocide? You know nothing except the stories invented by your government, aimed at stupid fucks such as yourself. Absolutely real! Enjoy your 55 years of healthy lifespan!

[eKriZZLe]

@Skoshtwo yeah...NATO is definitely the American government. STFU. you're done. quit embarrassing yourself.

[Kristofferrea]

@eKriZZLe umm football? (troll face)

[jarlehusian]

@Skoshtwo

lol. You don't stick food in your butt hole (when referring to one's posterior, the word has two t's), silly!

[Skoshtwo]

@jarlehusian I really don't find minor spelling mistakes that silly. Think I can still pride myself on being pretty decent in my bilingual skills.

[jarlehusian]

@Skoshtwo

well, I wasn't calling the fact that you misspelled butt silly. I was calling the fact that you think we put McDonald's in our butt holes silly.

[Skoshtwo]

@jarlehusian Don't you stick it in your 00:00 ?

[HumyCar]

jajajjajajajajajajjaa

[ndosndes]

i used to be a linesman.. then i took an advertisement board to the head.

[Tearorwrist]

THANK THE LOORD!

FUCKING COOOL!

OH MY GOOOD!

[ITidusVaanI]

is that a stell ball?

[TakuyaHydralisk]

internet its america?

[edgarechazarreta]

why are the top comments about football...can't you see guys they just got FUS RO DAH the fuck out!!

[flyforfunfunny]

LOL WTF JUST HAPPENED THERE?!!!1!?11?11!

[Woth3n]

Pirates vs leopards

hmmm

[Corgblam]

the first and second comment should be something about the video, not what soccer is in different languages.

[franciscojavierm]

From that day on, all Dragon Born were banned from soccer games everywhere.

[jayevans1]

thought this would be a dive of some sort hahahahaha

[SleepyBuffoon]

Well, obviously we have a DRAGONBORN in the public. So y’all need to hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide your husband cause they’re blowin'’ everybody out here.

[excel9976]

Dovahkiin try to cheer for his favorite team but forgot to switch shouts. It happen to the best of us dovahkiin don't be sad. Now to figure out which team was dovahkiin cheering for pirate or leopards

[jarlehusian]

@Kristofferrea

Trust me I know alot of us are retarded, but you cannot deny the fact that the colonies won the war against Britain. Be it with some help, we still won.

[CODTheLegendKiller]

@jarlehusian in the end you americans are all european right?

[fukwango111]

@jarlehusian HAHA I'm from England and I just laughed when i saw the description good joke, but what if Vietnam want to call soccer/football something else?

[jarlehusian]

@fukwango111

They are entitled to calling it whatever they please as per the updated description of the video.

[Kristofferrea]

@jarlehusian temporary retreat we shall be back brohan ;)

[z0mb0ne]

@Kristofferrea Americans are retarded. I should know. I was raised here. 

[MrFancyMe]

@Kristofferrea lol you suck

[eKriZZLe]

@Kristofferrea have a look in the mirror, dumbshit. no matter what little nerdy british fags say, America still > you. have a nice day.

[murcypapa]

@Kristofferrea you are aware though that the word soccer was invented in britain by students playing football? because at the time, it was too similar to rugby, which aws also often called football. and rugby is similar to american football in many ways... so... not that big of a difference. and if your greatest issue under a funny youtube video i bigoted european cultural supremacy, than I am really, really sorry ofr you and your acquintances. sincerely: a european.

[Epzo1]

@Kristofferrea Your assumptions are based on?

[TheMasterBucks]

honestly didn't see that coming haha

[whitefangex]

Best Fus Ro Dah ever

[whitefangex]

dude what the fuck happened here honestly?!

[TheRealNici]

Oh wow, I didn't know pirates played soccer... LOL

[NegaTerratorial]

It's actually futbol

[cmak5]

i just made my own version of this and was about to post it, but i thought i would check youtube to see if any1 else had made it, and you had, so i shot an arrow to some guys knee

[Robox35]

I used to play soccer... then I took an arrow to the- FUS RO DAH!!!

[somekidfromaplace]

I love how butthurt people get over titles and descriptions. I just don't give a fuck.

[Naumota]

"Look, I understand that in Europe it's called Football. But this is America" <-- You're wrong. This is the internet :)

[jarlehusian]

@Naumota

ThE iNtErNeT iS oNlY aVaIlAbLe To AmErIcAnS tHoUgH, rIgHt?

[NFSKing]

@jarlehusian naeoup

[jarlehusian]

@NFSKing

wut?

[HelemaalleipDog]

This wasn't a dragon shout, somebody just farted.

[gosthmw2]

WTF happend???

[carrion1234]

this is america? must have taken a wrong turn home from work.

[CrazyALLFORONE]

All this talk of the futbol and Football and Soccer.

Just remember, arguing on the Internet is like running in the special olympics.

Even though you may win, your still retarded. :D

[SergeantPepper99]

@CrazyALLFORONE

That's an overused joke that only morons who think it's clever and original bother to sink to the level to use.

You're commenting and therefore posting your "argument" as well, putting you in the same category.

Also while I don't really give a shit about who uses or misuses the word retard despite knowing some, winning the special olympics would most likely be a greater accomplishment than anything you've ever done in your sodden little life.

Cheers.

[FlippingGod88]

Who cares what it's called, it's a crap sport any ways :P

[DerRoss88]

I was so happy after I saw this video.

...And then I saw the comments.

[BlazingPhoenixX]

Japan also calls this sport soccer. Though they say "sokkaa".

[DaynNightGaming]

Thumbs up if you didn't see that coming.

[MRazorK10]

I used to get mad for no real reason, like the name of a sport, but then I took an advertising pannel to the face

[Jehuty989]

lol

[SanchezMeza8]

pause it at 0:10 and you can see the guy who did it holding the yellow flag

[bloodydea00]

wait what, there was a war between Britian and America? So a civil war right?

[bigbig1604]

Asshole, just because you're american that does not mean you can "name" anything as you wish, only you dumbass call Footbal soccer... The fuckin' rest of the world (Including latin-america) calls it Footbal (Fútbol in spanish).

[jarlehusian]

@bigbig1604

In spanish, Football would be Piebola

[bigbig1604]

@jarlehusian We use what's called "anglicism" (Anglicismo in spanish, i dont know how to translate it well) and its creating words from its english version, but not translating them.

[mwillis1000]

@jarlehusian

Well, the war was really British vs British.

[jarlehusian]

@mwillis1000

Lol. true, true.

[TheDrawingOfThree]

@jarlehusian all in all it really doesn't matter

[TutorialesBasicos13]

@jarlehusian U douche in spañish is footbal no piebola

look like u use google translate

noob

[jarlehusian]

@TutorialesBasicos13

Yes... I know that in spanish it is called futbol. I was saying that a literal translation from the compound word made from the two english words "foot" and "ball" would be "piebola."

[jarlehusian]

@TutorialesBasicos13

also, your english is absolutely horrendous.

[Tronoslycer]

@jarlehusian Balón Pie

[Savra]

@jarlehusian In fact, it's "Balonpié"

Balón=Ball

Pie=Foot

[sseerrttyy]

@jarlehusian balon-pie too

[Trevago]

@jarlehusian Balompié, indeed, and it is correct.

[ESELkoek]

@bigbig1604 I live in South Africa and we mainly call it soccer, it was some dead idiot that did that so its not there fault

[bigbig1604]

@ESELkoek I did not intended to offense anyone but the creator of this video for his arrogance. Sorry if you felt offended.

[squishycommander]

@bigbig1604 U mad bro?

[bigbig1604]

@squishycommander I'm not mad, i'm allergic to bullshit. The reaction is acting that way.

[SergeantPepper99]

@bigbig1604

They can name it whatever they want, doesn't mean you have to go along with it and call it the same thing so stop crying.

I'm Canadian and we call it Soccer too since we have the CFL and it would get confusing since we have Football as well.

It just makes you a contradicting idiot to say they're not allowed to name it but that you are allowed to choose the name.

So no, the "fuckin' rest of the world" as you so eloquently put it don't all defer to your version.

[bigbig1604]

@SergeantPepper99 In the video description he says he can name whatever they want however they want just because they won a war, do you agree with that?

[jarlehusian]

@bigbig1604

It's not just the fact that we won a war. It's the fact that we are an independent nation and can do WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT TO!

[bigbig1604]

@jarlehusian Yes, as well as i'm part of an independent nation and can do what ever the fuck i want. But never forget where your language come from. The fact that you won a war does not make your country the ruler of everything. BTW i forgot, you'r languaje does not even has anything that actually says what's wrong or what's not (as mine does, RAE), i'm sorry for missing that.

[jarlehusian]

@bigbig1604

I didn't say that winning the war made us the ruler of everything. also, what are you talking about "Anything that actually says what's wrong or what's not?" Elaborate please. I know where my language comes from, it's mostly english with bits of other influences from other european languages. As I have said to others in these comments, Soccer is an english abbreviation of association as in "association football".

[bigbig1604]

@jarlehusian I don't know how to say it, in spanish there's something called "RAE" (Real academia española - Spanish Real Academy) That basically is in charge of saying what is or what is not part of the spanish language. It's not where it comes from. And abbreviation of what?

[jarlehusian]

@bigbig1604

it's an abbreviation of the word "Association." Or at least that's what wikipedia says.

[bigbig1604]

@jarlehusian So, it0s an abreviation of "Association", so it still should be called soccer footbal, as it's Association football, not just association.

[jarlehusian]

@bigbig1604

Sure, maybe for a little while, they called it soccer football, but eventually they just called it soccer. The point is that Soccer is not a word made up by Americans who said, "Hey, look at them socks they're wearing. Let's call it Socker!"

[bigbig1604]

@jarlehusian Haha i never said it whas that way, the only thing i wanted to argue from the begining is what you said that you can call it that way just because americans won a war, that is a far more better reason (The abbreviation).

[Mrcipry999]

Some dragon used reverse dragonrend lolz ... if dragonrend makes dragons land this shout makes stadiums fly =)))

[BZLentertainment]

FOOT BALL DAH!!!

[SephirothSpirit]

I thought one of the football players were gonna fall down or something, not the whole stadium getting blown away LOL

[deathwaitsfornoone]

First, i thought that was a bit alte, i thought it was gonna be a player hitting another, then i saw the debris.

[HASHlRAMA]

need to hire that goalkeeper, with that thu'um no balls shall even get past mid field.

[benjibob30]

Its FOOTBALL

[brknboii]

Looool!

[sharki9876]

&tassadaritze

Oh my god who cares its a word. Is that really whats dividing you people? Besides don't brits play something called grid iron what's that

[davincivik]

i came all the way from facebook to dislike!

[Alixandah]

@davincivik I used to dislike things too, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[nightwasd]

I used to be a soccer player, then i took an billboard to the knee

[xXSCARFACE1983Xx]

WILL YOU EVER GET IT? IT'S FOOTBALL, NOT SOCCER!!! YOU PLAY WITH A BALL AND YOUR FEET!!! FOOT....BALL!!!!

[joesher4rill2]

@xXSCARFACE1983Xx soccer?

[S1deshowRob]

@xXSCARFACE1983Xx It's called soccer in America. Get over it, you whiny fuck

[xXSCARFACE1983Xx]

@S1deshowRob

stop the qq and go eat some cheeseburgers or something and watch handegg.

[S1deshowRob]

@xXSCARFACE1983Xx You're the one who types in all caps, junior. Also, you've proven that you have no leg to stand on when you just told me to go eat some cheeseburgers instead of actually presenting a valid point to deny your idiocy.

Why would I eat a cheeseburger? I'm lactose intolerant and don't like the taste anyway.

[S1deshowRob]

@xXSCARFACE1983Xx Since you went there though and continue to be uncivilized, I'll say this-

Keep your version of "football" where the players prance around like fairies and kick a ball around, can't fight for shit, overreact to scraping their knee, and flop on the ground like little pussies when they get slapped in a pathetic attempt to get a penalty shot.

Again, I laugh that you tell me to "stop the qq" when you're the one who wrote the all caps comment when it was WAY past your bedtime.

[TacoandKevin]

/watch?feature=player_embedded­&v=_WTMF0PzokI

[wtfisagoodusername]

I guess somebody in the audience got a bit too excited and shouted the wrong words =/. Or right ones >_>

[turtlepower212]

what happend here? was it the wind? tornadoe?

[robertwilsong]

@turtlepower212 someone dragon shouted....

[W3LSHM4N]

I used to pla-FUS RO DAH!

[NightmareWolf331]

If you havin' adventure problems I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one!

[maelificar]

I used to be a soccer player, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[CenterEntertainment]

i thought it was gonna be something gay because its soccer but then it was actually something interesting + hilarious, something you never see come out of this sport!

[tranceaddictallnight]

i used to be a soccer, but then i took a football to the knee.

[Bechulleannaird]

I used to something and then something knee.

[WeAreTheParkour]

/watch?v=q9WYlt0Lj-E Here's another one that was just posted. :D

[ChibiHoboProductions]

I used to be an arrow... Then I took an adventurer in the knee.

[nexacu93]

anyone got sauce on this??

[3P1CxTR1CKZ]

wtf?

[MsTobuscus]

I used to "make arrow to the knee" jokes... until I took an arrow to the knee... Problem? *trollace*