Top 20 5 Second Films Presented By UPROXX Part 2

[Silv3rsign]

Our teacher is a pidgeon LOL

[turtlemustangnick]

i cant read the comments!!!! If i do, then i miss a movie!

[Cautionitscoolcat]

@TheHeILBoy It's a movie reference. It's from Silence of the Lambs.

[littlefockers9]

On the guilt food what did the chick say

[theF1stig]

@littlefockers9 "i drowned a bag of puppies"

[yoanncasals1]

@littlefockers9 BTW, the chick is Juliette Lewis. ^^

[Sheyanne121]

2:50 I have no idea wat he said but i was LMFAO

[heidji]

@Sheyanne121 would you fuck me john, i'd fuck me so hard

[TheHeILBoy]

I dont get the last one... may because i am a german dude. Can someone explain me the last one?

[MrGermanirish]

do you know how fast you were going?

fast?

real fast.

FUCK YEAH!!!

[Mr1PimpDaddy]

the last one i lmost pissed myself LMFAO ROTFL

[stairway2000]

anyone notice juliett lewis on the couch?

[sourxtimes]

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me so hard..." HAH!

[ThePeterRiportella]

2:50

[xXLOOPxAxHOOPXx]

pause at 1:31, what is C suppose to be?

[MrBjorr]

strange they got Patton Oswalt at those clips... must be friends or otherwise awesome guy.

[Totalbollocks88]

Missing Stapler: Answers to Stapler.

[mechagodzilla290]

You really like Godzilla don't you

[CJHarty]

Does no one else realize Patton Oswalt was the mailman at 0:22?

[gbeach85]

@CJHarty And the wizard later on.

[LanceFawbush]

0:18 NO!!!!!!

[edifilipe]

great selection of videos from 5secfilms.

[RuskayMafia]

So did they actually have a bong for Guns a Blazin?

[lyrickidXD]

Do you know how fast you were going , REAL FAST fuck yeah

[ThePunks4life]

i like how there 20 of them and its still a 3minute video XD

[davo247d]

my lungs hurt from that haha

[HiddenRoom1974]

The chick at 1:45 looks like Juliette Lewis .

[xXgrungie]

@HiddenRoom1974 that is Juliette Lewis

[SlinkierFugur]

HAHAHAH Rosebud? Nah, Roseburger!

[lazyliam1234]

0:58

Yuck

[wesupportmokeyfaces]

can someone explain....1:05

[Veehmot]

@wesupportmokeyfaces really? you are a girl, you should know what's that liquid

[wesupportmokeyfaces]

@Veehmot LOLS i just wrote that because i was surprised and grossed out lol

[bigmike616]

@wesupportmokeyfaces the movie made the girls cum their seats

[wesupportmokeyfaces]

@bigmike616 HAHAHA ik wat it was, i was just like... WTF haha

[MrMexican941]

@wesupportmokeyfaces supposedly the movie was so good the girls "came" if you know what i mean ;)

[arnauhernandeztrilla]

the funny thing about these 5 second movies is that the ACTUALLY ARE EXACTLY 5 SECONDS LONG. Unlike a lot of "in 5 seconds" shit on youtube...

[skeeter551]

its not nudity if you tuck it :D

[fatalis130]

0:58 is it just me, or did nobody get the fucking joke? chick humor.. i swear.

[raydog97]

"Would you fuck me john?"

"GOD DAMNIT!"

"I'd fuck me so hard."

[OmegaTrooper]

NOOOOOOOOO!

[KrutoyPostowoy]

I watched the first one at least 20 times already and its still funny as fuck

[iCool909]

Look at cop on 0:34

[joshym2006]

DON'T MOVE KELSEY!!

[NancyVittoria]

the last one was too damn funny

[bobbyomile21]

'' I shouldn't have waited '' ahaha

[Savethebeat]

@alexjr2424 hahaha I did and that was awesome now I always watch for it !

[Savethebeat]

...I'm gonna make you the one....!

[alexjr2424]

Did anyone else notice at 0:34, the cop slowly trying to eat his donut? XD

[billybob12361]

@alexjr2424 well done professor

[shortboypinoy]

THESE ARE GENIUS!

[keyblade126]

I am a WIZARD! You will all DIE!!

[jjtheslayer69]

the fast on is my favorite

[OhmgrownCron]

Go out blazing my favourite!

[Pixi135]

dude it's really cool! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1

[canuspellowned]

Absence of the towels. Funniest fucking film!

[Demon123360]

look its spencer as the mail man from the kings of queens.lol

[Jex134]

LOL was that paul JR from OCC @ 1:35 ???

[Ruslana459]

Класс

[KalosAmigo2TheRikko]

The 1:58 movie just lold me zD wtf xD

[bewise6]

Juliette Lewis I LOVE YOU !!!

[RobCalHenderson]

1:20 citizen Kane reference

[HateMachinist]

2:50 silence of the lambs reference!

[ofthedayy]

The official Twitter video of the day, courtesy of @ofthedayy

[owndbymyself]

0:34 cop trying to eat a donut lal ^_^

[Adlerhelldog]

I would "like" this but then i will prolly have to watch an add to see it again.

[bewise6]

Oh my god Juliette Lewis I love you !

[Shadow5131]

John would you fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard. Haha

[MILKYbars100]

IF IM GOIN OUT IM GOIN OUT BLAZIN!! *runs with bong*

[BGSpotlight]

What's the name of the guy at 2:18 ?

[ZacharyDelauter]

So he does say that. I know what it's from just not what he was saying. Thx ^.^

[bsdeason]

Dude it's a reference to Silence of the lambs....

[freakbag556]

these are actualy really funny

[rusu989]

i'm going out blazin' ROFL

[TheSolChild]

he says would you fuck me john/sean (idk which one) john/sean says ahhh god damn it then he says id fuxk me so hard...its a reference to clerks 2 which is a reference to something else...which makes it a refeciption...

[ZacharyDelauter]

What does he say in absence of the towels?

[tohtorigyro]

@ZacharyDelauter "would you fuck me john? you gonna fuck me so hard?"

[ZacharyDelauter]

Does anyone know what he says in absence of the towels?

[Megatron5203]

Hey thats fantastic. Can you tell me the Name of the Song at 1:54??

[Soopahkoopah101]

We need more...

RENEGADE PERVERT

[itsCONTROVERSY]

pigeon one is best.

[spykids2007]

Superman was awesome

[flamingosftw]

roseburger

[DrZin]

@thehairyfemale: 1:45 "I drowned a bag of puppies"

[MorbidLilEmo]

patton oswalt?

[gunsterpro]

would u fuck me john? i'd fuck me so hard

[92Garrus]

the chicks are so gorgeous lol

[japanwarlord]

subtext= buttsex

[jovkniemozna]

1:35

2:00

2:15

2:39

2:47

fuck, that make my day!

[NicSchumi]

I love it :-)

[lolzitsmeamonsterhun]

DONT MOVE KELSY!

[KoepenickDrums]

2:40 favourite

[MrWhatWhatInDaButt]

0:27 is that Patton Oswalt?!?!?!

[dscrim]

so one time my boyfriend WO WO WO WO

[thehairyfemale]

2:40 lmfao

[thehairyfemale]

1:45 what did she say?

[Leetpwnwtf]

@thehairyfemale Excellent question, I don't know!!

[sirduncan8]

wtf at 2:47XD



[jackieeface]

LMFAO.

[StephenThePyro]

So fucken funny

[closingmoss]

ohh yaa im gonna make you the one ..lmao

[MrGuitarZeppelin]

2:48 dude totally has a towel on lmao

[kimgulle]

-You know how fast you were goin'?

-Fast..?

-Real fast..

FUCK YEAH!!

[epyon158]

@kimgulle

where is that from? you seem so funny!

[kimgulle]

@epyon158 2:39 dude. :P

[ahuerta618]

Juliette Lewis wins at 1:42!

[CaptainSpacker1]

@ahuerta618 I thought that was her but what is she doing there?

[funnyguy1321]

this reminds me of ASDF. LOL

[mrcydonia]

GOJIRA!!!

[Gabbaz20]

What is the name of the song at the end?

[RustyGreenReflection]

try pressing 6 rapidly :P

[Markgangzta]

I was slamming the table at the last 3 ones

[Gharmos]

@Markgangzta Me too, the last three fucking rule! Honourable mention to professor pigeon

[terracrush1234]

Roooseeebuuurgerrr...

*nom*

[johnproyal]

Was that Patton Oswalt in the 2nd one? haha

[jjtheslayer69]

@johnproyal he was in like 2 of them XD

[Nerixus]

@johnproyal And in the Final Battle

[bluefire3113]

ewwww the twilight one is gross

[Sheeeeeenful]

the twilight one is great and so true

[Jex134]

I literally thought I was going to suffocate from over-laughing while repeating the 2:14 skit

.

fuckin 5 minutes of dolphin squeaking, as I desperately try to breath >_<

[lovelymess1973k]

take your kid to work and absence of towels was hilarious, also guilt food!!

[dziadu000]

1:26 - 1:31 xDDD

[jon10388]

The baby shower. Lolz

[cameforthevids]

2:46 I laughed my ass off!!! the best one

[Duckmaster91]

00:36 The policeman in the bank robbery scene is trying to eat his doughnut XD

[HEYYitsMEyou]

absence of the towels was the best

[maddeath]

buffalo bill!!!

[gixxerdims]

2:39 is the best...real fast...FUCK YEAH!

[dersquirrel]

i saw a penis on youtube

[isaazman123]

@dersquirrel

where?



[Clinster246]

1: Turn on Transcribe audio

2: Enjoy!

[mcveyla]

LOL

[kovona]

First few ones were the best,....then it got lame.

[n00bmanisawesome]

i shouldn't have waited.... depressing :\

[ajago125]

ahahhahah

[Frogger]

1:50 is really epic! ^^

[DukeOfTennessee117]

I liked the missing stapler one!

[MrJackWorse]

this is so awesome.

[nicholasviplife]

2:46 is the best one ahahha

[lookatmyclevername]

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU THE ONE

[Tutterkop]

2:09 soooo true :D

[EliErdkunde]

The guy at 0:27 is Patton Oswalt aka Spence Olchin from King of Queens.

:)

[BizzyBlizz]

1:58 and 2:38 are the best scenes :D

[Randomblueletters]

Don't move Kelsy!

[arcsibo]

Fast? Really fast. FUCKYEAH! :D

[MrozuCW]

2:48

[AintEasyBeingSteezey]

Anyone read what was on the chalkboard at 1:28?

[CameronMcGoldrick]

The stapler one gets me. Every time!

[thug2ryde]

Dont Move Kelsey!

[blueeagle48180]

I'd like this video but then my friends and family that are on Facebook would know that I enjoy this kind of crap.  Funny stuff guys.

[matisch93]

1:53 song?

[nolaffinmatter]

@matisch93 In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly @1:53

[spikesvampbaby]

Juliette Lewis? 1:46? lol

[dutcheman103]

I LOVED the Silence of the Lambs reference!!!! Hilarious!!!!

[Herlrzax]

Ready to blowwwffff; dont move! dont move bitch!

[TheVegeta391]

Our teacher is a pidgeon, hahaha, damn good!

[RinoaHatake]

Father and Son movie was so sad. I cried at the hole second half. :(

[zellarsDD777]

was that dude really naked?

[After3ffects]

Pause at 1:29!!! :DDD

[Hazlacz]

2:41 Ke$ha?

[Ziomek19table]

1:51 True...

[RonixWolf]

Boring

[Pandafye]

*KICK!* AHH *POINTS* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO

[MRKchallenger]

Oo the MEDUSA ('72 Buick Skylark) from the movie: Bellflower! :P Awesome car! :)

[szopaj]

What's the name of song at 02;57? ;)

[xBerceuseX]

If that's what he does when he forgets his towel, what happens when he runs out of TP?

[heinekd]

WOULD U FUCK ME JOHN!?

oh god dammit....

[GregorySpikeMD]

this was awesome :p

[theonlykatii]

too funny LOL

[thedudewiththesax]

Don;t move Kelsey!

[SanttuDee]

IT'S NC'S IDEA!!!!!!!!!