resume the way to success

[ScatrickFlorence]

Brilliant.

[greenessR]

LOL that was actually helpful

[PCTMTJBPMRRFetcetera]

EVERYONE FUCK OFF ABOUT JIM CAREY, HE ISN'T LIKE JIM CAREY, FUCK.

[Scottishtroop87]

Reminds me of jim carrey

[Natenator77]

I graduated in 1995 from Harvard with royalties in the first 5% of the year. I make use of my spare time studying mathematics and contemplating questions of the Universe.

I am a wonderful team worker and have had many years in training for this job as a janitor... Lol jokes... Funny vid!

[12mariles]

Thanks danny.you're a genius...love your advice.

[xShadowsaur]

WE BELIEVED YOU BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU

[makdeonijatom]

your gay!

[sevamartin]

I am going to use this advice and I have used my friends as referees all the time. Works well!

[kakimedragon]

Thumbs up.

[LionSoul1]

Dude your hella funny.

[Abanamat85]

So what about the background check?

[voodoo765]

u forgot the military we look busy and get paid and they look after the rest home food the lot ;)

[rozaliya19]

nice burp and nice kiss )))))))

[FlowingGeisha]

Not only am I good for upper management but I was also in the Civil war and an Egyptian.

[almaofdrums]

lol....that's good stuff

[danaemarie483]

haha. 2:06 =D

[MonsterIsrael]

Great Vedio

[SpaceTool]

nvm, i can read.. WOOT, ty danny.

[SpaceTool]

can someone tell me exactly how to get to danny's resume please.. i showed up kinda late and am looking for a enw job atm :)

[QWILDER]

YEAH GOOD VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just what I needed to hear. I am going to redo my Resume now!

[Manmadeofsteel]

My man kno his shit good vid bro :D

[tabloidjunk]

omg i love it!! you are my new favorite person EVER!

loves it!

[danaemarie483]

need some tums? :D

[rokku87]

dude you must be a fan of jim carrey rofl thanks this will help me on the job hunt this monday!!! =D

[bofirzan]

fucking awesome :D

i finally got a job like you describe, I show up at the help desk, sometimes even on time, and then i explain to you twisted americans how to deal with your airline reservation software shit when it's too complicated for ya.

I get to babble on and on over the company phone and make fun of you afterwards, AND get paid for it :D

[pmsince1985]

Awesome. Too bad no one respects the help desk. Downer, huh?

[bofirzan]

nah, what you go to your job for the respect of your clients ? best of luck if you do, you probably need it :)

[pmsince1985]

A pretentious, holier-than-thou, smartass remark. I expected as much from a douchebag who sits at a desk for a living.

[bofirzan]

you started it dude, and what do you do that involves no desks, taxi driver ? juggle balls at the circus ?

[DrinkTeamBozava]

ahaha.. awesome! n true..

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL I was an Egyptian and I won the Civil War on my resume. I'll use your tips to be successful.

[veronicachic]

he does that in most videos =D

[veronicachic]

is it okay if i actually do this?

i really would liek a job!! :)

[WpgRacing]

45 minute interview? What job are you applying for, CIA? I've never had an interview more than 15 min.

[loveincentralpark]

wth?? what kind of jobs do you go for??? all my job interviews go for 1.5 hours!!!! and a lot of them i have to get through at least 5/6 interviews before i finally get the job!! :S

[derssan]

haha i belived you!

[Nic33rd]

Sounds good! =]

Great show!

[jeffz0rz321]

is it bad that i take notes when watching pretty much any episode of gradual report? well, minus the saliva episode.

[h2ojr1]

so thats why i can never get any work

[linkinfan0]

This is nice :))

[FunkOverflow]

JUST GOT A BRONER DANNY!

YOU ROCK

[tommykaine]

Thanks Dan. I'm going to use this, been waiting a week for you to submit this....

[ET1072]

Dan you ever heard of the word awsome? That's you.

[PattyMMelt]

Oye, I hate the real world and the Rat race of life..

Trying to be better than everyone else

gotta do whatchya gotta tho.

[themilkmister]

that is so fucking great coz i am doing work experence soon in school!!!

[jddrake8604]

no lemon drops!!! i feel let down. lol but i think ill use his advice. lol anyone wanna be a previous boss for me!?

[Sexyconn69]

nuclear testing FACILILYYY

[nieves4]

lol niiiiiiiiice

[Therealpianoman]

girls with big boobs always get the jobs

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL the friends faking the phone calls for the previous employers.

[genis7]

When mentioning the types of jobs I noticed you missed Midget Tossing. What's up with that Danny? What's up with that?

[frisconation]

he didnt want to offend those hilarious little muffins...mmm muffins....excuse me while i give my heart another reason why it should crap out on me

[ssnorris1]

are you high?

[ZutiGufu]

Danny's always high.

[BiggusBro]

as the 17 year old Biggusbro aplys with over 16 years of boobie controle experence. mmhmm, i've got allllll of my refrences. graduated from... well, this joke is going to that point that i dare not cross. go ahaid danny, cross the line for me.

[Maryangel24]

haha he's so random at some points xD

[Alyaziah]

LOL its easy to fake resumes but when it comes to the interview, what will you do when they go down deep in the technical questions where you've mentioned some points about them in the resume and you can't answer?

[falwk]

Well only if youre dumb enough to take a job you dont understand. Perhaps you have a very vast knowledge of web design (self-learned) but barely any education or working experience then you are fucked. So then you can just lie and ace the interview.

[MikeShortlived]

hahaha dish washing was what i told him to talk about sweet.

[spud1300]

haha! I love the totally uncalled for burp at around 2:09.

[red425]

Haha!

[anthonym2121]

I love this....I love faking experience, skills and education....I should do that!

[rahul6string]

Do wanna hire Chemical engineers???

[chiyerano]

How's business?

[Rach0007]

haha im goin in for a job interview this weekend! ill do exactly everything you say =D!

[UncleBym]

Dear God....if I knew this fouty-five years ago,I, too, could be sitting on the veranda of my multimillion dollar home in the Cayman Islands! *expletive*

[patiencepoet]

Dude...I've actually DONE that...It fucking WORKS!  LMAO!

[MozilliusV]

a) i thought you were single..damn...she's a very lucky girl

b) you are a freakin' genius. i knew you went to law school, but I didn't know you had all those other honors.

c) hilarious, good looking, incredibly smart...how does one person do it danny???

[hesham8]

Be foreign.

[Maryangel24]

lol "be foreign" xD

[patiencepoet]

I agree.

[kevntv]

I'm 18 and need a new job. Thank you danny, that was very informative.

[UnknownCPcl]

my dad just gotta really good job that he can apply to his culinary education!

[Rohde51]

2:06 was the best part of the entire video

[Madblaster6]

HAHAH so true.

[JLNP7]

good video

nice suit

nice job =)

[kayrillc]

perfect! i needed this.

[mkay7asd]

lmao godly

[weylin6]

Thanks for the tips, I'll put these to use next time I need to get a job.

[CJBandJ]

Haha! Great video today Danny!

[normalwerido]

why am i suppose to believe that you do this?

i mean i LOVE your videos and the stuff you talk about but you didn't really use any sources to back up you statements

[mle011]

Why did the resume on your website say UCLA? Did you go there? My parents are alums of UCLA, so I was just wondering. Yep yep.

[gradualreport]

yes i was there last night check out my twitter pic...

[ukuleleko]

:( no "subscribe and lie" in the end... im dissapointed danny!

[levimon]

hahaha fucking awesome video, man

[sweetxtalker]

haha that was really good ,

tied in well & everything

[GalaxySmith18]

I'm actually going to think im gonna lie man..... I'm poor as hell. Living at my parents house now... Great idea to use. Thanks. Hehe I wont do it though im not like that.

[gr33nn3ss]

you've been so calm this past week :o...it's scary.

[Movieman47]

This is amazing hilarious and amazingly TRUE

[mackenZcheese]

um...why does he keep burping? lol MAN IN THE MASK!!!

[nickgambino1]

boring.....

[TimberGeek]

Indeed, success is 90% showing up on time!

[RedskinRiot]

Missing the old Danny.

Couldnt even watch the whole video, sorry.

[kcin228]

Why where did he go??? OMG did I miss something, is he hurt! OH GOD I... I... I didn't even get to say goodbye!

[Axol]

haha very very good video! funny and so very true :D

[sisforshayla]

dates and percentage points!! hahaha that was awesome

[BrassknuckleRide]

Danny. Make a show about The Nobel Prize! That would be appropiet now! ; )

[Drummer2k7]

if i had a million dollars i would give u it

[webber332]

NEEDS MORE MAN IN THE MASK

[Greenstead]

Curriculum vitae not Circular vitae!

[parham3]

LMAOOOOOOO UR THE BESTTTTT

[kermit1233]

I saw your resume.

It made me lol.

[Jagamp]

Love this video LOL

One problem I found, was when submitting my CV in the past they said I was too experienced for what they were looking for. So I don't think you can win one way or the another hahaha :)

[synesthesia17]

Saying you're over-qualified is just a way of telling you they don't want you for a discriminitory reason without the reprecussions of a lawsuit.

[Jagamp]

Yes I think your right :)

[chiyerano]

Too experienced??? Wow, didn't know they would do such a thing.

[Jagamp]

I am afraid that sort of thing happens a lot, especially if you put the interviewers job on the line because you know more than them hahaha

Also at interviews they tend to go by personality rather than experience, so it depends on first sight if they like you or not. It's a sad fact of life.

[101Spartan117]

i kno ayy.

first interview ever at maccas. they didnt ask me anything.

went to KFC they came right out and said maccas didnt hire you coz of ur hair and im like :O

i did have long hair and yeh but i had no problem putting it up or anything. stupid fags

[TheCrimsonLion]

Check out his resume, i'd hire em

[JensdawgZ]

Lol. I want to be self employed. Working for someone else sucks.

[chiyerano]

I hear you on that one, Jens.

[CressFerriera]

Hahah, great video, man. It's kind of informative...maybe...:P

[WannabeBallerina]

I find it kind of hilarious that the ad beside this is for Jim Carrey's new movie. Will the comparisons never end?

[veronicachic]

hahahah this is amazing :):):)::)

looove youuu (L)<3

[mszlmb]

I guess someone thought "funny" was a product.

[d3hit]

Talk about the INSANE theory of HOLLOW EARTH...look it up, make it insane!!

[spaceman300]

you are the man.....I'll start looking

for A new job in the morning...

[Seahawks187]

very true, Workers work just hard enough to not get fired and employers just pay enough for people to not quit..

[xenoalex]

Hahaha, soo funny and yet so true.

Lying and smiling will get you jobs.

[chiyerano]

I have a hard time doing the 'lying' part.

[GreaterGood11]

Or you could just do the Danny thing and rob a bank.

[Kalafut42]

was Chuck Norris you illigitameqnt father?

cause his penis has obviously come into contact with you, some part in your life.

you are made of epic win.

[Goulden21]

hahahahahah ! you are funny

[Okooka]

As I'm very soon forced to find an actual job your expertise and sweet, sweet lemondropness will undoubtedly prove beyond the comprehension of 'value'.

Aight, watching your videos for so long and not one disappointment, hurr hurr hurr!

[hakanrahl]

very awesome, i feel so inspired!

[Jabulon666]

Both informative and funny! great!

[macali2009]

lol!!! That is hilarious, will you be my friend/ previous employer? lol...jjk. That is funny....

[keyboardviolation]

I can feel the job offers already, thank you!!

[rballen81]

2:06

[ElToR015]

lol he just burped and continued like if nothing happened.

[RedBzerkr]

I hope you wrote that down. Its the most important part of the interview process. XD

[MuscleMeatHead]

and ty for accepting my video response...the one i actually made just for your previous video..

[pibot314]

I love Danny more and more after every video he makes!

[Guardian0487]

just remember not to do this for a job you actually care about....

[AlexFoogla]

AHA, AHA, AHA

HAHAHAHAHA :DDD

[mattxix]

awesome as always

:)

[mrspaz121]

I LOVE U DANNY =D

[Jonnyiswhatweaimfor]

first!

lol, only jokin! dont get all angry at me lol

[xXxSublimexXx]

8th

[cmichaelcooper]

More appropriately, would be a video about how to keep a job and be successful while at the same time having utter contempt for authority figures, Sportsracer.

[malkav1]

I just felt like commenting for no reason because that's what I get paid to do right now...Watch youtube videos and commenting =) LOL

[rendyrandy]

great

[AnotherRandomFellow]

classic gradual...great!

[Glaxine]

3rd

[RogueBlueJay]

lol, nice job danny

[Acolyptic]

People who say "first" a douches

[Uxoriouswidow]

But then, you still rushed a comment to be first, which is just as bad >:(