one of the best shows ever. absolutely loved it. Karl's just a very practical person and maybe that's why he's not that happy most of the time. Anyways, loved the two seasons :)
I'm the cause the tomatoes won't grow , next doors dog won't shut up , and i have also in some way stuffed the weather . sex ,,, don't even go there ..
@xXPivotmaster338Xx For fuck's sake, I've said this to so many people, and it's STILL not getting through - The word is spelled "good" - G-O-O-D - Not "gud"!!!
just waiting for the female comments! gonna be war.......always the truth hurts. (thought i would bang that one in now cos they always have the last word anyway).
However, this track and rabbit are my all time favourites. Words of wisdom as one member has already stated.
I'm as far from the east end of London as you could think of.(Aberdeen)But these Guys will allways hold a place in my heart. Be proud of your cockney accent as its a hell of a lot better then mine!!!!! Grew up with this in this in the charts! Legendary!
hi, the funny thing is even though i have a cockney accent, my dad himself was from greenock in scotland so i am part scottish as well, so u can imagine i could possibly be a little loud lol lorraine
wow! I never realised the wisdom of chaz n dave! So simple yet utterly true to life... I love those moments when you unexpectedly have to give up all your prejudices and accept the truth from the strangest of places :))
Brilliant and describes the women in most of our lives. Really pretty girls you fall in love with and marry or live with then they demand the earth, nag you all weekend to get all the jobs done round the house and garden tho you been sweatin yer bollocks off all week working like a pratt while she might push the hoover round and drink coffee all day and chat to her friends and family all day running up the fone bill all day. Then tells you she is stressed???? AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well its so bloody true aint it? The words of the song (Lyrics if u like) are so true to real life and must have been written from the heart. Poor bastard, I sympathise :-)
I wouldn't expect a 54 year old man from Margate to use such childish obsenities on what has been a nice clean friendly thread. At your age you should set an example. God help your kids if you have any!!! What will they grow up like with you as their Dad?? I dread to think. You need help mate. Your really disturbed!!!
The reason the world is in such a mess is because of people like margateLAD, your right god help his poor kids they will grow up knowing no different in life...im sure he will regret it on his death bed
@critch1901 you sure it's a man (margatelad) and not a woman dude? sounds like a blasting array of words you would expect from a woman in response to your words of truth and experience no doubt. and in your defense i would say that you probably do have a life now, prob had help and support therefore no longer fucked up after experiencing the 'wonderful female mind thats never understood'!!!!
@critch1901 right on! the pretty ones are high maintenance and VERY selfish...i call them 'me me'. not all women are selfish bastards, just 'most' of them lol. it's took a long time to learn but i have learnt that the biggest mistake a man can make is 'fall at a womans feet' cos she will walk all over you. the happy medium is almost impossible to achieve. lmao @ yer comment!!!!
Mick Gravy brought me here!!!!! Viva la Benidorm!!!!!
Alicat3024 11 hours ago
one of the best shows ever. absolutely loved it. Karl's just a very practical person and maybe that's why he's not that happy most of the time. Anyways, loved the two seasons :)
free533 23 hours ago
Head like a F*****g orange!
DilkingtonsDiary 2 weeks ago
thumbs up if u got dragged here because of a shaved monkey.
bob79439 1 month ago 2
marriage - mug's game
GriefTourist 1 month ago
BULLSHIT!
DilkingtonsDiary 1 month ago
Karl :-)
JohnTheWolfBoy 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos 3
pointless watcher here as well, but this sums up how i feel about the soon to be ex wife.
thesoleman81 1 month ago
Another avid Pointless viewer. Good song, one of Chas and Daves best.
redcelt44 1 month ago
Yes Pointless here too, good song though:-)
idlejuneify 1 month ago 2
Haha yes, had to check out after seeing this on pointless!
soulfreeek 1 month ago 6
Pointless? Anyone?
EamonGr 1 month ago 8
@EamonGr great minds think alike
craigmsp1573 1 month ago
@EamonGr Pointless too
legbreakgoogly 1 month ago
awsome i love chas and dave !!!! live on
missundies00 1 month ago
"Its the Pilko Pump Pant!"
Joeliepolieolie 1 month ago
great song and great carisma hope maafa1619 his head is not an orange.
zorro15226 2 months ago
Couldn't have picked a better song for Karl!
10douglase 2 months ago
alright.....But do we need em?
DilkingtonsDiary 2 months ago
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Karl Pilkington = Fking Brilliant
pitbullpower90 2 months ago
Karl Pilkongton Fking Brilliant
pitbullpower90 2 months ago
1:02 : "Bullshit!"
ATubeWithMeInIt 2 months ago 3
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ATubeWithMeInIt 2 months ago
Karl Pilkington. is just a legend
benny118118 3 months ago in playlist new songs 4
Karl brought me here. This is actually a very good song :D
ChrisWhiskey 3 months ago 3
Epic Song, but i think this song is better with 'Oh Ricky'!!!
EvilMonkeyProject 3 months ago
Well, i'm here because of Karl Pilkington..
JamseyCraft 3 months ago
i et a beetle. i et a beetle because i thought it was licorice.
cocaobean 3 months ago
What is a Babylonian ? Someone from Baba?
ManUnitedMedia 3 months ago
@ManUnitedMedia babylon
9EricR 3 months ago
This song was perfect to end the best episode of An Idiot Abroad ever made.
LottaRadiohead 3 months ago
@CasanovaCableguy The film, 'Gremlins'?
BasicallytoBasics 3 months ago
Karl introduced me to these guys, I thank him so much for it.
GhostReconGuy 3 months ago
I could eat a knob at night
chumpstain85 3 months ago
@chumpstain85 Gay boy.
inflamedjamez99 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Thumbs up if you're actually a Chas N Dave fan and Karl Pilkington just happened to sing one of your favourite songs on T.V.
...Don't worry, I am a KP fan too!
MilesKong 3 months ago
Bullshit!
Dabs84 3 months ago
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Dabs84 3 months ago
How would I know which one was me?
ammego 3 months ago
they weren't properly
jacque123ish 3 months ago
@jacque123ish They were demicky.
At a time when having big eyelids was all the rage.
feckingbillgates 3 months ago
You thumped a monkey?
mixandmatchvideos 3 months ago 5
feelin this way right now
steffywoo1 3 months ago
It's actually better with 'Oh Ricky!'
PorroFirst 3 months ago 7
His head come off
Imnoatube 3 months ago 2
@Imnoatube His skull fell out.
feckingbillgates 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you're here because of a man with a head like a fucking orange.
Maafa1619 3 months ago 151
Karl Pilkington = Legend
scaredmonkey 3 months ago 10
congress tart
screwattackg1 3 months ago 75
@screwattackg1 oven
jacque123ish 3 months ago
@screwattackg1 What country? We'll come save you! ;)
Papanda1995 1 month ago 2
get it anna?
jaddajn1 4 months ago
3 people who disliked this are 'fools'!!
iopinon 4 months ago
MY SONG !!!!!!!!!!!!
whatts27 4 months ago
benidorm
MrChaza199 6 months ago
"Fats Domino" anyone? .-)
fortheloveoftunes 6 months ago
I'm the cause the tomatoes won't grow , next doors dog won't shut up , and i have also in some way stuffed the weather . sex ,,, don't even go there ..
ruandted 8 months ago
oh darling there aint no pleasing you aint that true
dreamdriffter 8 months ago
Fantastic!
md0u9186 9 months ago
Here in NYC, I'm forever trying to find a jukebox that I can play this on
thegoldenspike 10 months ago
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mollymitch1 9 months ago
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mollymitch1 9 months ago
Best chas and dave song ever <---true story :oD
L4DYVIXEN 10 months ago 2
Beautiful song - full of soul and genuine emotion. Love it!
JoeStunner 11 months ago
Chas and Dave sang crap throughout their career, then suddenly they came out with this great song. How did that come about???????!!!
sirtinycreep 11 months ago
this song says oit all about my marriage!!!
debbiecwctv6 11 months ago 2
Very very good..I enjoyed for sure !!
2 thumbs up.
Sherry
sherrywine1941 1 year ago
bloody beautiful
ruandted 1 year ago
hit 7 3 time then 9 the 7 3 times then 9
internetid000 1 year ago
There is something very Comforting and English about this....!!
baddacoodoo 1 year ago 2
my best friends uncle is dave!
MegaEllsBells9 1 year ago
See these two live!!! Their guitar work is exceptional!!!!!!!!!
manngo43 1 year ago
should be invited to William & Kate's wedding so they can sing this at the reception in Buckingham Palace.
surprisedbyjoy1804 1 year ago
Chas and Dave at their very best!
annie482000 1 year ago
@annie482000 Thanks Annie!! Come on you Spurs!!!
lettermen1 1 year ago
@lettermen1 Glad you liked it Phil
annie482000 1 year ago
there aint no pleasing the one person who disliked this!
johnnie160 1 year ago
I'm from the North East, I should hate all this cockney bollocks, but I love this song.
JulianHBurchill 1 year ago
It's just impossible not to sing along. Absolutely genius.
HydroxicAcidBoy 1 year ago
Our one lil disliker deserves to be slowly anally introduced to a rather large pineapple.
RiFFxxx 1 year ago 4
I enjoyed the song!
------Ellen
Shabannie 1 year ago
Reminds me of H.M.S.(hormonal.mill.stone].WEST. best song ever. south of yorkshire.
sirius1958a 1 year ago
My late Mum used to sing this to my Dad lol
Nice memories to this song x
whereangelsplay1 1 year ago 2
LIK IT RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MsWhitchy 1 year ago
omg i love this song x
daisysflowers 1 year ago
the countrys REAL national anthem!!!!
richardcooper82 1 year ago 2
play it over and over now should of known it all along, he was no good, so he blew it . happy times ahead !!!!!!
MsWhitchy 1 year ago
bribgs back gud memories
xXPivotmaster338Xx 1 year ago
@xXPivotmaster338Xx For fuck's sake, I've said this to so many people, and it's STILL not getting through - The word is spelled "good" - G-O-O-D - Not "gud"!!!
marksoutof10 1 year ago
@marksoutof10 you said that gud.
gramurder 1 year ago
@marksoutof10 Just for fun..On the note of pedantry, who is this posessive 'Fuck'? and what IS his sake?
*Sorry*
zepareace 4 months ago
just waiting for the female comments! gonna be war.......always the truth hurts. (thought i would bang that one in now cos they always have the last word anyway).
However, this track and rabbit are my all time favourites. Words of wisdom as one member has already stated.
coralbay00 1 year ago
Mick Garvey from Benidorm sings this at the end of series 1! Im watching it now lol!
princessjodii 1 year ago
up the arse
spudgun71 1 year ago
lmao
lillyallenobsessed 1 year ago
wow yes, memories alright, brill ...
rmanager2 1 year ago
memories, love this song
questions416 2 years ago
these words are very true a lot of times that I no off, great song
critchley3819 2 years ago
COYS !!!
tinkerbellfairylove 2 years ago
still loving it COYS
yiddz 2 years ago
classic COYS
yiddz 2 years ago
r.i.p mrs dave :(
starjemmie 2 years ago
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i love this song :-)
077shazza 2 years ago 2
They've only gone and split up! SOB!!
paulvsmith 2 years ago 2
@paulvsmith But Chas is till touring as chas and his band
WHUFC71 1 year ago
@WHUFC71 do u know if they r any good? seeing him at camp bestival in the summer
flappingGoose 1 year ago
The best song they ever did
Love love love it
BiffFrog 2 years ago 4
Chas & Dave for the new years honours list.
SIR Chas & SIR Dave.
NOW!
theflyingmouse 2 years ago 42
what a lovely song, i am a true eastender and i love all their songs they r just brilliant lorraine
LOATKN 2 years ago 2
I'm as far from the east end of London as you could think of.(Aberdeen)But these Guys will allways hold a place in my heart. Be proud of your cockney accent as its a hell of a lot better then mine!!!!! Grew up with this in this in the charts! Legendary!
Hantoria 2 years ago 5
hi, the funny thing is even though i have a cockney accent, my dad himself was from greenock in scotland so i am part scottish as well, so u can imagine i could possibly be a little loud lol lorraine
LOATKN 2 years ago
THE GREATEST SONG EVER WRITTEN!!
PeterZeeke 2 years ago
TUNE !!!
nyumnyumnyum 2 years ago 4
critch1 we could be related,is your name Critchley.If it is we have the same taste in music aswell as name.
critcho19 2 years ago
Ain't No Pleasing You lol my nan and grandad saw them live good band
patchboypatchboy 2 years ago
ill neva forget my dads love for chaqs and dave...
daddy i kno y u loved them so much they are so right about life i ♥ u daddy x
chasere92 2 years ago
so so true, well said eng1arw couldnt have put it better myself
silynne 2 years ago
wow! I never realised the wisdom of chaz n dave! So simple yet utterly true to life... I love those moments when you unexpectedly have to give up all your prejudices and accept the truth from the strangest of places :))
eng1arw 2 years ago 6
su..bloody...perb!!!! oasis eat your cocaine rotten hearts out : )
ovavoo 2 years ago
House hold names when England WAS England. Now look at it!! GREAT SONG THO!
emilyabbie 3 years ago 5
I SO VERY MUCH AGREE
73729 2 years ago
Ditto!
NickM48 2 years ago
so true....bullseye....chas and dave and sunday afternoon trying to record the charts onto a blank tape...never got that pause right
ovavoo 2 years ago 5
haha...
that's it in a cocked hat right there.. Ahhh memories...
GingerPhilG 2 years ago
what an awesome pair! rabbit is still my alll time fav though!
blah4blobs 3 years ago
Brilliant and describes the women in most of our lives. Really pretty girls you fall in love with and marry or live with then they demand the earth, nag you all weekend to get all the jobs done round the house and garden tho you been sweatin yer bollocks off all week working like a pratt while she might push the hoover round and drink coffee all day and chat to her friends and family all day running up the fone bill all day. Then tells you she is stressed???? AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
critch1901 3 years ago
lol...you summed my life up in that paragraph lol
ovavoo 2 years ago
Well its so bloody true aint it? The words of the song (Lyrics if u like) are so true to real life and must have been written from the heart. Poor bastard, I sympathise :-)
critch1901 2 years ago 2
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critch1901, you are realy some sad fucker with mental problems,GET HELP.AND GET A.LIFE,YOUFUCKED UP WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
margatelad 2 years ago
I wouldn't expect a 54 year old man from Margate to use such childish obsenities on what has been a nice clean friendly thread. At your age you should set an example. God help your kids if you have any!!! What will they grow up like with you as their Dad?? I dread to think. You need help mate. Your really disturbed!!!
critch1901 2 years ago 13
The reason the world is in such a mess is because of people like margateLAD, your right god help his poor kids they will grow up knowing no different in life...im sure he will regret it on his death bed
ovavoo 2 years ago 2
Thanks ovavoo. Check out his profile! His favourite is the Ramsgate Carnival LOL
critch1901 2 years ago
lol ; P
ovavoo 2 years ago
@critch1901 you sure it's a man (margatelad) and not a woman dude? sounds like a blasting array of words you would expect from a woman in response to your words of truth and experience no doubt. and in your defense i would say that you probably do have a life now, prob had help and support therefore no longer fucked up after experiencing the 'wonderful female mind thats never understood'!!!!
coralbay00 1 year ago
@critch1901 good god get a grip its only a song enjoy
jeans3 1 year ago
@critch1901 right on! the pretty ones are high maintenance and VERY selfish...i call them 'me me'. not all women are selfish bastards, just 'most' of them lol. it's took a long time to learn but i have learnt that the biggest mistake a man can make is 'fall at a womans feet' cos she will walk all over you. the happy medium is almost impossible to achieve. lmao @ yer comment!!!!
coralbay00 1 year ago
what an awesome song... almost a "guilty pleasure"!
Love it :)
GingerPhilG 3 years ago 2
Absolutely first class!
DougNederland 3 years ago 3
All time classic
scottpearce 3 years ago 4
I like this song...
SpAgentZivaDavid 3 years ago 4
different class
fergieinblack 3 years ago 6
WORKING CLASS. PROPER.
PeterZeeke 2 years ago 6
i love this song.
locorojo25 3 years ago 5
classic
thenewmodfather 3 years ago 5