Three-toed sloth road escort

[SUTTONFOSTERNYC]

Show Kristin Bell this...

[bosawesome96]

I want to own this animal.

[DeliaAngel]

you guys rock. that is all.

[MustNotRead]

why are there so many videos of sloths crossing the road!? is it a hobby of theirs or something!?

[1001001011011001]

Kinda wish they would have picked him up and carried him over XP

[sbarnes2011]

Anyone else thinking: Pick it up pick it up PICK IT UP! Maybe put it in a bag? I am a huge sucker for helpless animals, even if they are covered in bugs.

[Krosbryd]

The most adorable of the seven deadly sins.

[kjah11]

later..

later...

mutch mutch later...

a very very VERY long time later....

he crossed the road,

[woodywoo01000]

Sloth:'One day, we will kill you all'

[jerome6645]

great exercise

[Reverendrunner]

Poor bugger is sprinting accross the road, glad the people were there to help it.

[AlyssaAnd98]

Sloths are my BIGGEST fear! They're so creepy!

[dappleback]

@AlyssaAnd98 Sloths....? Really? <XD But they barely move....

[KKM50K]

Creepy

[FireWater2323]

you know something they should make a sloth bridge for sloths when they cross the street so they wont get hurt

[Schindlabua]

How did those guys even survive evolution?

[shippoiscoolbitches]

@Schindlabua By going from a giant-ass Megatherium to a tree sloth thanks to humanity murdering the shit out of every Megatherium they find. They were as big as an African Elephant on all fours, twice that on the back. They had huge claws, and were mostly herbivores. They sometimes fought off Smilodon for their kills, meaning they also occasionally ate mammalian flesh.

[lowenklee]

@Schindlabua

By being mostly arboreal high up in the tree canopy.

Their slow movements can actually help avoid detection (among other things) from predators with acute visual sensitivity to movement...like eagles.

Raptors are, not surprisingly, one of their biggest concerns with regard to predators.

[COLEEN322]

apparently americans eat these animals,yeah its a delecacy in new orleans,cant see the point.

[Tuffaluffskee]

@hiimjenki2 This comment deserves 10,000 likes.

[xchethomasx]

that shit looks demonic.

[bdoherty44]

@xchethomasx They named a sin after it. So... yeah.

[MrJoeylusptogov]

What would they do if, right there on camera, a car ran over it?

[hiimjenki2]

Slakoth is loafing around....

[alshybobbers]

I'd have got some fireworks.

[Sm0kahontaaas]

SO CUTE DOE

[brent07]

50 years later. . . no wonder these guys are the slowest animal in the world.

[kade7036]

@captainshitto do you have no heart

You sick person

[captainshitto]

should have just killed it with a shovel

[18francesco18]

How the hell do they get away from predators ?

[MonsterMitch73]

every body be moving so fast i think I'm gonna be sick

[MrDavidKick]

omg.. JUST GIVE HIM A HAND!! D:

[lamecasuelas2]

man,sloths kind of suck

[issibooi]

Later=3hours ;D

[sgtBilko75]

Thank god for people like you. Thank you for the job. On the other hand: it's impossible NOT to love this amazing animal. What other creature on this world is born with a smile on it's face?  :)

[TheGrungeGamer2]

Sloths always like to take it slow

Heard it on Family Guy

[MichaelJacksonEmmjay]

Good people!

[tco99aco]

iiiiimmmmm a sssslothththth maaaaan i caaaan dooo thiisss ifff iii waaannt tooooooooooo

[Zain2040]

it looks like its dying

[forthewin136]

@Zain2040 Nah, if you've watched enough Discovery wild and NatGeo...you'll know they're really THAT slow.

[GrandMasterPikachu]

How's about carrying it? I'm pretty sure you could've saved yourself precious hours of life you could've used getting drunk and playing pokemon

[spidlenexor]

you grab it by the back like a dog and move it

[oddsource]

those are illegal as hell to own even to touch one in the USA huge fine.... my cousin works at a zoo and had to confiscate one from an owner that had no clue how to take care of it.

[watchensee]

@oddsource They should not be kept as pets!

[Mykal73UK]

derp

[sauronhall]

pick it up you idiots!

[MissTreefish]

cant you help them and take it off the road? Am i mussing something

[Rustaman22]

OhEmGhee i feel tired ahzz when i watch this lol. Meanwhile in the ocean a fish learns to walk.

[readthisandsmile1]

OMG SO CUTE!

[One4theworld]

"Honey, traffic is a lil slow right now, So go ahead & eat lunch, i'll be home next tuesday around 5 pm".. dont wait up.. love you :-)"

[mjjcollectables]

By God, sloths are fucking creepy. Ice Age is full of shit!

[thepriceification]

cracked brought me here

[BigAlUpdates]

Meanwhile in America, a Rush Limbaugh supporter has fallen and can't get up.

[keozeo]

@BigAlUpdates god al! XD by the way you ever gonna come out of the brony closet (just kidding!)

[asero3300]

thanks youtube - I would not have seen this if not for youtube.

[satanasnica]

just a beattifull animal, the sloth are too slow too survive in this world..

[TheCaptPajamaShark]

They see me rollin, they hatin 

[samathhak]

thats fucking the laziest thing never seen

[Genesislinx]

@samathhak

Sloth have extremely weak muscles and is rarely on the ground. This is why it does not walk efficiently.

[cawthy07]

does anybody no if they are safe to handle? theyve got to be the coolest animals around but ive always wondered if they would hurt if they bit or scratched you

[gyloir]

@cawthy07 They can bite or scratch you yes. As far as real danger? Not really.

[cawthy07]

@gyloir what are they like around humans, do you know? ive always wanted to see one in person they look cool as shit

[ivanfink1]

hahaha i like sloths! o.0

[Sargatha]

This is me getting up the stairs in the morning

[Kidzilla99]

Pick him up and chuck him over!

[Supasaiyanfrieza]

As soon as he evolves, he is going to murder those people.

[LimeyLassen]

Guile's Theme goes with this.

[MKShaggy1985]

He looks like moving roadkill.

[louieevans1]

he must be so hungover... the pisshead :P

[forthewin136]

@louieevans1 Slot: Urgg...I think I drunk too much Vodka and Tequila at last night's Party.

[CrazyNatalia936]

I thought this was really funny, especially because it looks like the little sloth is putting it's face on the ground like "Dammit, why am I here?" I think these people are awesome for helping it not get it's fat adorkable little self killed. Thumbs up if you learned about the badassery that these were through Cracked.

[MrRalley84]

What the hell. Why are you placing him on the road. If I knew who you were I would put weights on you and make you go as slow as they are so your butt can get run over. Do not use animals on the road for entertainments you.... things I cant say because I am so mad. XP

[ballstothewall1991]

@MrRalley84 I seriously hope your playing around. They didnt place the sloth there for entertainment. It was crossing the road to get back to its habitat. These people were escorting it to make sure irresponsible drivers didnt carelessly drive over the animal

[Fuffuster]

@MrRalley84 wtf? did you literally not even read the description? the sloth was crossing the road and they were making sure that people weren't running it over as it did.

make sure you know what you're talking about before you start spouting idiocy next time you post.

[maikol360able]

!!PICK UP THE POOR THING!! O_o

[ballsthatclank]

I think it's drunk.

[yingmcjensen]

3 toed sloths are supposed to be very friendly, even in the wild

[slipknotskate1]

I fucking love these laid back animals hahah

[Babyhowdy233]

You guys are wonderful to do this for the sloth, bless you!

Years ago I had to do this for a beaver, but fortunately he was alot faster,lol.

[bedlam8]

You guys are sweet people. Thank you for protecting him!

[AtarisGuy33]

The first thing that came to mind while watching this is the Indiana Jones theme.

[marcoooootje1]

Fuck you! I may have to move but I'm not gonna get up.

[Chimera7Krusnik7]

Can't they just pick it up?

[bedlam8]

@Chimera7Krusnik7

No. It is a wild animal, they cannot just pick it up.

[Chimera7Krusnik7]

@bedlam8 be that as it may, It is a docile animal. A more correct response would be "no 'cause it is smelly"...

[welshgirlism]

@bedlam8 why? just cuz it's a wild animal? it would of been better off if she picked it up, and took it to the other side, BUT they didn't. they probably walked off then, and a car come along and squashed it. im not being mean or sick, but that's what they should of done.

[amers83]

@welshgirlism Pthey were afraid to pick it up.People shouldn't mess with wild animals.It could have had a number of diseases been frightened or could of attacked.I think=).She was looking out for cars wich was the right thing to do.Sloths are cool but they kind of creep me out a little bit.I'm not sure how I would react.Poor thing.They aren't moving to slow everyone else is just moving to fast.I can relate.l.o.l

[Fuffuster]

@welshgirlism yeah, clearly instead of making sure it crossed the road safely, they should have picked up and potentially gotten sick from it. good plan, genius.

[welshgirlism]

@Fuffuster they wouldn't of gotten sick, and I don't appreciate your sarcasm.

[StrawberryMooses]

and i thought snails were the slowest of them all......

[x0toriix0]

why didnt they pick him up at put him on the other side? lol

[Legend28x]

This is what i look like trying to get in my bed while drunk.

[gypsydancer64]

I think an ant would cross faster.How long did he take to cross? Gees is h slow! Is this a slow Loris?

[Seanze329]

@gypsydancer64 read the title. It's a three-toed sloth.

[gypsydancer64]

@Seanze329, poor thing. Looks like he's taking naps between every step. LOL!

[CCCrrrTTT]

You could have just picked him up people .......

[bedlam8]

@CCCrrrTTT

That would be terrifying for the animal, and potentially dangerous. Wild animals should not be picked up.

[12chrystina]

Awwe that is soo sweet of you guys to guide him like that......its people like you that keep our animals alive <3 XD

[jackhateya]

Poor darling. No wonder they get hit by cars. I'm glad they were looking out for him.

[Kroteezy]

Still think weed is cool?

[SummerCicadaMusic]

is it safe to pick them up and just carry them across the road? O_o

[JanaSklibova]

@SummerCicadaMusic Yep, if you see more videos like this. There are people who just pick the sloth and take it away from the road. They are not dangerous. You can pick it up the way like cat (on its back fur).

[narutorasengan162]

2 LATERs later, to be continued...

[101flameboy]

the sloth is in the U.S army crawling its way to the soviets base..

[Mr66crowley]

*Slakoth is loafing around*

[andym0rand02]

slowest animal on earth for ya.

[mrstaller]

i would have rotfl'd @ 1CasuConsulto and Ybnem, but I'm at Starbucks and don't wanna make a scene! lol

[axobreil]

Why didn't they just pick him up and put him across the road? Sloths are goofy and gentle.

[MoonarEclipse]

@axobreil

the description

he had crap all over him so they weren't going to touch him

[Mesarphelous]

Wanna meet that sloth

[Yodio12]

The Sloth wasn't tapping the triangle button fast enough.

[BISHOP2565]

i woulda ran ova that shit real talk

[Ecco59]

@BISHOP2565

And thats why god punished you with a small penis.

[DaEliminator]

Rofl, I never knew sloths even had the ability to have algae grow on them. Now that's slow

[calisha2fly]

DRAKE?

[MalBourne]

good on you.

[TheDudeFrom0Z]

im looping the rocky theme in my head as i watch this.

[samick711]

MUST HANG ON, CANT STOP, WONT STOP...

[brummie]

he is just being lazy i just saw 2 babie sloths get from one side of the crib to the other in like 2 seconds

[13pandas69ing]

wow if i were you i would have picked it up and took it home

[RoorsAreGood]

this video had me geekin

[ADRIEL296]

nature wasn't fair to this little fella!!!! In front of other predators like big cats he would have been a goner!!!!!!!!

[freakincrod]

Is something that slow really a danger to you if you picked it up and helped move it across the road? lol

[1955porsche]

he would be dead if it wasnt for your kindness,,,that will be rewarded by the universe

[molarmama5]

AMEN, FOR YOUR HELP!

[SIRA063]

its probably cooking from the inside out, laying on the hot road like that... they should have moved it.

[MrKivma]

**Eeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr­r... (scruashhh)**

[OdorTesticle]

COOL

[migsasvaz2007]

Some people is afraid of wild animals, that poor sloth can be helped for any human without fear, they´re not agressive animals, but well nice done, thanks for helping him!! After seeing this video watch the video "i believe i can fly" and i really laugh LOL

[kmkozak87]

@migsasvaz2007 Not really. Three toed sloths are docile indeed, but the similar looking two toed or Hoffman's sloth is a very vicious creature, known to seriously hurt people or dogs with its claws if endangered. Never think that cute wild animals can be handled just like that.

[bystarlite11]

go, sloth, go!

[RapIsDeadly]

This sloth would've been dead if not for you guys!

[niantic529]

lets have a sloth marathon.

[BmoneyRnow]

@gospelkeys07 watch the video i just told you about dude...its fine to move them...woulda much rather helped it...

[ShakeItUp981]

Funny

[WoOSkYMiles]

I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYY

[ADKIc3mAnX36O]

Do they walk and fall asleep ?

[paulinotou]

i believe i can fly

[throwinguprainbowss]

sloth: I knew i should have taken the freaking subway!

[DizzyBaddAzz]

it'd be so sad if a car came out of nowhere and just ran it over T_T

[yupyup181818]

Sloths are officially my 2nd favorite animal..Turtles being first~

[tieuwest]

it looked so hard for him to cross the road

love him

[nekcr0]

@tieuwest Hell yeah, their hands are nothin but claws! They're not meant to travel on flat ground, especially the hot asphalt!

[BmoneyRnow]

@gospelkeys07 um check out 3 toed sloth in costa rica crossing road...and youll see this is not true...but you do need to be careful...but i mean...they are slow creatures lol seriously

[xiKinky]

Shit, now I have to look for vickyr9909's comment.

[lepapillonrouge]

@xiKinky lol. look at page 18 :D

[DirtyCleAnDRuMMer92]

Too fuckin fast I couldn't keep up.

[AustroSlav]

fuck it ugly

[TheAsyafiq]

Too lazy ?? He must exercise more HAHAHA

[XxXBigWapumxXx]

Hey! I wanna get there but I want to get there alive!

[NxMAZExH]

I like the part with the sloth

[richycline]

I don't know when he thought it was a good idea to cross a street.

[Vampire45Girl]

u should picked it up and help it rather than filming it

[FlRSTKING]

@Vampire45Girl

And you should read the video comments before making a fool of yourself

[1CasuConsulto]

Why is "Breastfeeding... at 8." a related video?? 

[RoorsAreGood]

@ybnem yours to

[sallyblack13]

@1CasuConsulto lol really

[Lightningstrike13]

@1CasuConsulto I know, I was like WTF... that doesn't make any sense!

[Azurisha]

@1CasuConsulto You made me click on the "Breastfeeding... at 8" video by saying that...

[1CasuConsulto]

@Azurisha hell yeah! Pay-per-click advertising prevails :-D

[johnknoefler]

@1CasuConsulto ROFLMAO. I just noticed that and I look to my right screen and see your post. hahaha. I have No effing idea. But looks like the child is a bit old for that.

[Surpwnsalot]

Umm... why didn't they just pick it up and carry it?

[McSuperfly101]

It's like a spastic dog or something.

[ICanHazSteak]

"I'm wayy to high for this shit."

[SLplusSL]

DAMN SPEED RACER! SLOW DOWN!

[dodudumdumdum]

Its sad he even HAS to do this :(

[PedRiv1]

and people say turtles are slow

[GEN0415]

He must be feeling his belly burning on that asphalt !!

they should have helped him instead of just watched..

[JHFBGM0N3Y]

he looks like a rug

[Arsenal2o6]

Pick it up by its loose back skin like the ranger did in the costa rica video

[MidnightRedemption]

i believe they are more badass than snakes. i mean, God gave them a name from the deadly sins. snake just fooled eve.

:D