Giant Squid

[charissemaelucero]

buanga uy..

[Froggydude700]

give him a ticket for polluting

[LulMissUnspokenXD]

I thought the ink was the squid until I saw what was in his hands...

[AmalamCooper]

Shit that's massive.

[Afishyfish1]

can the person who did this show me where the "giant " squid is ?

what a retard

[xelaAEK]

I thought that red thing on the bottom of the sea was the fckng octopus

[murf503]

u should be banned of youtube for false posting

[ssz133]

thats cruel to force it to ink :(

[roostaraver]

i didnt see any giant squid

[M4rooned]

I wish you were dead.

[shingkray187]

Giant squid my ass

[shingkray187]

Giant squid my ass

[weilwen]

judging from the title and thumbnail picture, my brain logically assumed that the ink in the water was in fact the giant squid

[Mazipor17]

yah right.... WTF

[bale31415]

THIS IS A BIG SHIT



[TySparrow959]

HEY LOOK HARRY'S WAND IS BEATING VOLDEMORTS! Oh wait that's the dislike bar.....

[peolplelovebob84]

That's just it's ink

[HybodusStudios]

dumbass thats an octopod

[yachiru0peanut]

..stuff it with tomatoes and onions and BBQ squid for lunch!  yum yum <3

[TheLUCOBELLA]

the likes and diselikes looks like a lightsaber

[JEDIdudehu3605]

BABY SQUID: noooo me want mommy!!

DIVER: noooo you come with papa!!

BABY SQUID: then i pee pee on you papa!!

BOY on the edge: oooooooh me get closer view!!

BOY on the edge: where is the baby squid and papa?

[Locrade]

qui coisa chata

[ultimatedilan]

tentacool used toxic

[plopnod]

What with all that ink,I think it's a safe assumtion that this squid will be a write off

[Gamer7511]

Tiny

[YourichiCat]

its fucking tiny

[gatitos222]

En donde viven? En una burbuja?

[stoner372]

ME GUSTA

[polaroidcrew]

is it bad that i wanted that kid to fall

[nikie3290]

CUSE MO SO DE NA

[IFBS1893]

mega Bure

[SwordPhoenix199]

Is it blood or a squid??

[trottingechidna]

my left testicle is bigger.



[emrdarry]

@trottingechidna hehe may wanna see a doctor for some ointment for that ;p

[ImmaTrollzor]

duraan kita dyan eh

[MrKyvegas00]

59 seconds of my life I'll never get back

[NeoPARAGONZ]

giant squirt

[Realoudamps]

That's a giant man!

[Lightbulbz1357]

Turns out, it was a pool toy.

[YoruichiSyukur]

i though the kid gonna fell but not =o= this so stupied

[Nightstrife1000]

Awwww i thought the ink was the giant octopus about to eat little kid

[iSalahj97]

:O

[PokemonBreeder101]

youd think that these people would be freaking out or something. i mean, forgive me if im wrong, but there is a giant squid about two inches away from these people, and all they do is giggle and make funny little noises. HELLO??!

[trudytv7]

thats a normal sized squid dumb ass! Giant squid's are extinnct!

[SharkAlien12345]

@trudytv7 ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? No they're not

[jayjoetube14]

tang ina mo

[Sarakechi]

Now the guy does not ever need to refill the ink to his printer ever again, winwin!

[Horser01]

@Sarakechi Except for maybe the squid...

[LOSDarkray]

ano yan?



[RandoomShizz14]

"Ohhhh You made me Inkkkkk"

[Monstakofa]

It's not a giant squid, it's a tiny man! Gnome first recorded! Congratulations!

[grimm697]

@Monstakofa "Giant Squid" is the actual name of the animal, not a noun proceeded by an adjective.

Umadbro?

en.wikipedia.(org)/wiki/Giant_­squid

[Monstakofa]

@grimm697

Yea I know, but the size is not that big....I learn biologia so...you may?

[mahon257]

It's not a giant, it's "size challenged"

[Szary7891]

Co to Kurwa jest !?

[MrMbk89]

the squid crapped it's pants

[TheIrelandlad]

LOOK AT THE BOAT

[piemant1]

I just saw a giant human

[hrdstylr]

where???

[jahn119ify]

if anyone noticed the ink press thumbs up

[TheMzTorrence1]

I Just Think The Squid Inked

[redskull39]

Stupid slopes are killing all the animals so they can get a hard on and make more monkey motherfuckers.

BOMB CHINA

[iangelo478]

well you look at the red light saber YOU IDIOT >:L

[12jamesc]

you fuckers should have left the squid alone. it did nothing to you and you acted like beasts

[remmybf]

aww man i need that in for my pen

[msparkheeyoung]

piiinoy. hahahhaa

[JSleezit5]

ME: Excuse me.

GUYS BEING RACIST:  Yehh?

ME: Shut the fuck up! Don't be rediculous.

[zo6gtr]

The giant squid must of eaten the dude coz he never came up..bummer!

[mickydishot]

when a squid inks does that mean that it jizzes

[TheNextAsianBoy]

still waiting for the giant squid.....

[Swissman81]

@TheNextAsianBoy he ment giant squirt!!!

[MrBassist70]

@TheNextAsianBoy a YOUNG giant squid, he's got it in his hand ^^'

[drifters69drew]

Wait so they use a little ship as bait so baby squid can come attack it?

[eyelikehurdles]

that squid blew its load EVERYWHERE!

[kmydear]

"Awe youu guuuyz! You made me ink!"

[EpicTaleMedia]

Fucking spics.



[sulfuricSHAME]

Giant Squid is the name of it's breed not it's current size

[scamartistry]

this video is fake AND racist!

[BlueSwordx]

i.thought.all.the.ink.in.the.b­eginning.was.the.squid....



[MrMets80]

No one else but a gook would go to such an extent to catch a freaking squid. Asians eat so much seafood its amazing. They eat everything that moves and it makes me sick. I met a Vietnamese girl who said she eats dogs! Left her on the coffee table alone. Fuck the gooks

[Treasures4Food]

@MrMets80 That was so disgusting. You're mentally unstable.

[pootsnoot1000]

@MrMets80 On the spectrum of intelligence...Squid maybe 3 or 4 out of 10. You..being a piece of brainless human flotsam..a somewhat lower than 1 out of 10

[MrMets80]

@pootsnoot1000 Actually squid are much more intelligent than that. So tell me gook, what cats and dogs did you eat today? How many undersize fish and squid did you keep and make gook dishes with? How many shops did you buy from non asians and hire only asian staff? We all know what the gooks are like. Take your IQ and stick it up your tight gook arse where it belings you mongrel. Piss off to gook land we don't want gooks in our land. China stinks from here with all their gook population.

[pootsnoot1000]

@MrMets80 So 'gook' is your favourite word? How fascinating a conversation must be with someone as severely limited as you. Everyone who isn't you is a gook? A lonely place you inhabit. I was generous with my 'lower than 1 out of 10'. Stuck in a moronic groove of inconsequential mildly humorous lameness...

[MrMets80]

@pootsnoot1000 No gook isn't my favourite word, its fuck off to you gook thing. Also, no one likes gooks and that's why so many gooks are running away from gook lands and coming to non gook lands. from communism to corruption, to over population, to polution, gook lands fucked their countries up and now they're coming here with the same tight arse mentality and ruining our lands. Try and get a discount from a gook and see what happens. everywhere they go, they fuck it up. go back to gook land

[pootsnoot1000]

@MrMets80 Hmm..oh well..I think this brief exchange has run its natural course.....

[Serena694]

@MrMets80 Awehh now you are stereotyping every single east asian D: oh by the way "gooks" arent Chinese...soo please! go back to school, and learn geography again as well as some manners. Please dont make me stoop so low as to stereotype whatever cutlure you are from. I mean if you look at it...we both are humans, dehumanizing you doesnt seem to right to me. Oh and by the way, if China stinks from all their gook population, please do not use any made in china products, because "gooks" made them

[MrMets80]

@Serena694 gooks are asians and becase China is in asia, that means they're gook too. Asians see non asians as less human and they take over all our businesses. They never hire non asian staff and this has been on TV which pissed a lot of us off. Don't give me that dehumanising crap, asians do the same in asia and I've seen it fist hand. Gook culutre is all about exploitation and giving nothing back. Also, i refrain from buying 'made in china', 'PRC' as its garbage. World knows it but you dont!

[Serena694]

@MrMets80 Asians see non-asians as less human because of the fact that they dont hire asian staff? ON TV? OMG! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF PROPAGANDA? dont believe eveything you see on TV, and obviously there are many reasons why ASIAN RESTAURANTS hire asian staff because most likely ASIANS WILL KNOW AN ASIAN LANGUAGE. Have you ever thought of that? LOL you say gook culture is about exploitation right? what about the oil cacasians exploit from the earth? what about the garbage that they consume?

[MrMets80]

@Serena694 You don't need to speak an asian language in a super market which serves non asian customers! That is the silliest excuse I've heard. Asians stick together and support one another when they buy local businesses and they are so stingy. The culture in which they come from exploits and this is not the case with the west. Aussies give a fair go, but asians don't. They take and take and care only about becoming rich and then want even more. I think you need to accept reality about asians

[Serena694]

@MrMets80 and look how they exploit third world countries...dumping all their trash in Africa, letting little children dig through the piles for food. Looks like first world countries are exploiting the resources of the world too. Do you really think that you are any better? And sorry about my first comment, its not the caucasians that exploit the earth its everyone in general. And who is a "lot of us"? you mean racists like you? Please if you are gonna argue, think sympathetically.

[MrMets80]

@Serena694 The west is trying to do something about global warming, fish stocks going down, pollution, etc, but asians couldn't care less. Asians are greedy people and the world will tell you this. Everywhere they go they take take take and give nothing back. Money is more important to them than anything. They are greedy because their culture is greedy and emphasises money money money. Its a fact that asians concume more than any other race! reality check

[Isodomic]

@MrMets80 Is this a serious post? Asian culture is family based - fact. Here's a reality check for you, in 2007 alone although the U.S only accounts for 5% of the world's population - they consumed over a third of the world's resources. Over 80% of the resources used were by the high income countries of the world - (total population of a little over a billion). Now - name me how many Asian countries would be considered high income. Then do some actual research instead of some bigoted opinion.

[Dingo2009]

@Isodomic Haha, you win.

[Serena694]

@MrMets80 You need a reality check, please stop being in ignorance. THE WEST? which west? Canada? oh wait, just Canada. America didnt even enter the Kyoto Protocol, and infact during that year increased its carbon dioxide emissions. How is the world gonna tell me this, through TV? To hell with tv, its called Propaganda. You have nothing to back you up except pure ignorance and stupidity. Youve been saying the same things over and over again.

[Serena694]

@MrMets80 There is a reason why asians consume so much, and thats cause its takes up about half the worlds population. HALF, OMG, you know how much resources you need to feeed so much people? And thats not just it, CHINA is a third world country, yes third world country where children dont have enough to eat. While North Americans are throwing away food like its nothing. If you really look at it, it doesnt seem to me that "gooks" are the main source of greed. Ignorance is just a means of hatred.

[Soilwar]

more like giant squirt

[Paultez]

Loloctopus

[theghost2424]

Come ON... I thought this was a video of a giant squid the size of my house...!!! Inky litle fella aint he.... MMmm Ink..

[raystrife234]

lol he's inking!

[TommyGreenShirt]

Totally thought that the shadow in the thumbnail was a giant squid.

[MrCodeerror]

jhj



[rogersdodgerz]

I can't quite figure out what the heck is going on here.

[PuresTheDay]

I was worried for the boy he made me cringe xL

[GarretTheHedeghog]

its ink not spuid dumbass

[Siedler14]

the kid = gollum from lord of the rings haha

[JPTProductionss]

Someones a little horny fuckk.

[Simsvideomaker129]

its a giant squid compared to the toy boat lol

[newyorksluts]

aw you made me ink.

[Darkmoore23]

Regular Squid



[eminahful1]

you guys should just let the squid free...its freaking scared

[Stthings]

@eminahful1 it's a squid....

[eminahful1]

@Stthings its still a living thing

[Stthings]

@eminahful1 and so are plants, but we still eat them

[eminahful1]

@Stthings yeah thats why we should't eat them...think about it...if its us how would we feel?

[Krakolio]

@Stthings Plants don't have a nervous system. Choosing not to eat something because it's alive is silly though.

[Darkangel22378]

@eminahful1 Thank you! People should know that squids spray ink when they're frightened. Heck, I would too if I was caught in a freaking net from my home!

[MrStefanosthira13]

@eminahful1

yes . and it the boat insteed

[nickolodeonfan]

Get A BIG container and let it ink, then make pens

[Chameleonslove]

It's a good video but people disliked it because it's a lie

You should rename it to "Squid spraying ink"

[jjgg263804]

giant calamares

[dongdenmas100]

The squid cum

[Nyberski]

Fake and Gay

[AfroJeffrey]

I'm guessing user is Trolling.

[emoghurl06]

even the boy too

[emoghurl06]

hey that girl is a live in philippines:)

[MrJohanasBilderberg]

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[Riyun72]

Aw wheres the part where giant squid grabs the kid by the head and drags him under????

[saszah]

OMG!!

[noris1219]

im from philipines

[hks85]

yes it's HUGE!

[alvision23]

sa pinas pa

[jjamison44410]

OMG is that the same spot they filmed the guy spliting hes face open while jumping into the water?

[qe33rba5her]

That's def a squid it squirts ink stupids and it was tiny

[beejaybrisbane]

its not a squid, its a cuttlefish



[canadajessikanne]

Lol, did you eat it?

[krapow71]

Tht's not even a squid!! It's a cutlefish and should weight 'round 1,5 kg.

[ThePandaDiscoParty]

Karl would have kicked it and called it a nob head.

[LMFAOOHSHIET]

Squid: You made me ink :(..

[Wortnik]

Giant squid......no normal cuttlefish! Beyond hope!

[Tania061195]

"giant squid" really



[1492tomato]

Yeah buddy, that's a giant squid alright. And I'm the Pope...

[imthegamegod]

DISLIKESABER!!!!

[Nherwyziant]

These reminds me the face split diving video xD

[Agurksmurf]

Are you squidding me?

[MissPublicNme01]

@Agurksmurf i made the mistake of taking a drink and reading your comment. now there's pepsi sprayed all over my laptop. thanks.

LMFAO

[OblivionLoung]

@Agurksmurf Ika Musume?

[Can0fpepsi]

@Agurksmurf lol? squidding

[chimerasta]

i want to push the uploader into the water! :D:D:D

[sushiboyjunya]

Holy crap it's superbig...! It's like the size of a-a r-r-regular squid!

[MiscellaniesIdeas]

i think it ejaculated...

[Reebokanonymous]

@AnikAnikLang So . . . you lied. I'm flagging your video.

[jotathenoble]

@AnikAnikLang Better have an video with 10.000 views than a vid with 555.898 viewwers that disliked the vid

[mrbigbacondude]

@AnikAnikLang so this is about views? your stupid

[blusuck]

@AnikAnikLang squid enthusiasts

[dbk2467]

@AnikAnikLang Exactly, nobody would click if they knew it was just a squid.. They came here to see a giant squid. That's just like putting "FLYING CAR." When really it's just a normal car.

[ckyborg]

@AnikAnikLang then again, who would like someone's video who misleaded them

[EvoqueCinema]

He must of loved it,,,, You seen how much he jizzed ?!?!

[FranciscoGodikinho]

I like the part where the giant squid doesn't show up

[FishingPotato]

heheheh squirt....

[ktcarlso]

awh, guys...you made him innnkk.

[fakingspace]

you shouldent mess whit squids there are some not longer than 4 feet who are known to kill humans

[sammy72c]

Falcon.........Push :D

[gibbo1112]

i would run around inking people...

[cheekyoziechick]

I am for Team animals. I hate humans..they don't give a shit! Poor thing.

[jkllasos]

i hope one day some adult giant squid eat you

[15nicker]

That's bs

[zValiantGaming]

SQUIRT! (cumshot)

[XTinaXDruggie]

@zValiantGaming eeewwww lolol

[Bruceisloose525]

like the girl on Finding Nemo "aww you guys made me innkkkk"