PaulsEgo Breaks Himself.

[PeopleMustAct]

fucking niggers

[krapptacular]

I had a 22 put to my face for 11 bucks. It is fucked up what some people will do to another.

Fuck, now that you brought this up, i have had to many breezes with death. LOL

[belkeSMASH]

25 to life.. worth it? god that guy got stomped! ahahaha.

[arsenelupin123]

Dude you have fucking good stories.

[TearsOfWar1]

If I was in that situations, I wish I could just shut down all of my emotions and just be terminator XD

[codern]

geez, i would not have handled that so well! thank god you're alive...well, you know what i mean.

[acdcstein]

Have you heard of the show called i survived. Its literally all stories like yours from the people that lived. I bet you could get on that show

[dtabroks]

Glad you're still alive.

[Hyperlot]

Well, I had a cop point a gun at me once. That's the closest I can relate.

[Nagneto]

This is why I don't go out anymore. I'm fucking Paranoid as shit.

[DonQuixotec]

I have heard this story 3 times now :P I love it. I feel bad for you, though. But it's a cool experience since you didn't really get hurt and stuff. I bet it made your adrenaline pumping, and I bet you felt thankful and happy when the police came.

[hitssquad]

2:40 "I got in the back seat [...] and they drove off"

en. allexperts. com/q/Self-Defense-2265/2009/1­0/Secondary-Location. htm

"Question

On your website you mention that you should never allow yourself to be taken to a secondary location. In what circumstances besides rape would a criminal be inclined to do so?"

.

"Answer

A common one is in robberies. The criminal promises to lock everyone in a room so he can 'get away' without them calling the cops. This is kidnapping and in the US is second

[hitssquad]

"only to murder when it comes to severity of punishment. While it can be that the criminal keeps his word, it is not uncommon for the people -- who believed that complying would save them -- to be executed.

Also common is when all along the intent is to murder.

The 'promise' is that if you comply you will be safe. And when faced with a faint ray of hope for survival, many people will take this route. When in fact, this lie is a labor saver for the killer."

[hitssquad]

nononsenseselfdefense. com/secondarylocation. htm

"generally estimated number of rapes and/or murders of adults who allow themselves to be moved to secondary locations is about 90 to 95%"

"in a situation where a criminal or violent person demands you accompany him to a secondary location, you have a choice go and almost certainly suffer or take your chances with a full out counter attack right then and there.

Your chances are better with the latter."

[Nagneto]

@hitssquad Like anyone normal is gonna be thinking clearly with a gun to their fucking head.

[hitssquad]

@Nagneto "Like anyone normal is gonna be thinking clearly with a gun to their [...] head."

That's why it's important to premeditate.

[Neanderthalcouzin]

Wow. I'm impressed you told that with your usual composure and humor.

My parents had a gun aimed through their window once and he demanded money at gun point. I was a kid, sitting in the backseat. I don't really remember it's more from my mum recounting it. As far as I know it was quick and to the point, and then we kept on driving.

That's an incredible story you told.

[91jgphonecall]

ive never had an experience like that, but the not being able to react, i have alot. i hate myself for those situations. oh and HOLY SHIT

[pureevilfnord]

This is fairly common. They kidnap you so you can't call the cops and drop you off to buy more time. A lot of the time they take you to the ATM and drain your bank account.

[CENSOREDFORSEX]

That lady is a bitch, I would not do that to anyone.

[91jgphonecall]

@CENSOREDFORSEX a naked man at 3 in the morning, never good.

[kevinscales]

I was glued to my youtube listening to this story. I could listen to you tell stories all day. Perhaps you should read Conan or somthing to us over a series of videos, make it a weekly episodic thing maybe? Or just make somthing up

[bobin26]

Those speakers may well have saved your life.

Maybe an hour and a half with the gun at the back of your neck made him think about it a little longer than he otherwise would have. Maybe.

[Fangtorn]

Haha. Hope you dont mind. I wrote and adapted that story for my English Literature course as a dramatic story. Got an A. Yay!

[DarenSankari]

@Fangtorn A little cruel, but i can't say i wouldn't have done the same.

[Llynok]

Have you visited the kid in prison? I would. Tell all of the cellmates around him that he raped your ten-year-old daughter.

I'm glad you haven't let that experience get to you, or at least you don't show it. Shit happens, but that's the kind of stuff you see in a movie. At the very least, a great story to tell for the rest of you life.

[M0THERKN0WSBEST]

Cont: in conclusion, .... this was my statement to the police.

" A blackguy ( one of the two ) ... came out of the store, and asked me if I had "got anything else for Christmas"

( I couldn't say how tall they were, their age, what they were wearing, etc )

And it's hard to say just how useless I felt at that moment in time. People kept pointing at me like I was honking the horn trying to get them killed ... my girlfriend (ex) .... was suitably not impressed.

Anyhow, sorry to ramble!!!

[M0THERKN0WSBEST]

Cont: Something to the effect of "What else you get for Christmas Mother F", ....... and I STILL did not get what was going on!!!

A few moments later my gal pal came wobbling out of the store, shaking like a jelly on skates, other customers were crying, and a couple were more than a little pissed with me for the thing with the horn!, ... the police arrived, ... and could I say anything helpful?, other than the two guys were ... black? ... must admit I felt pretty useless that night

So, ...

[M0THERKN0WSBEST]

Cont: this & that, ... when it occurs to me that she is taking her sweet === time, so honk the horn & couple of times.

And get back to my article.

And its a good one, because a few minutes later whilst I am sitting there chuckling, the customers are all lying face down on the floor in the store, with a 9mm and a shotgun to the back of their heads & I am oblivious to any wrong doing.

I honk the horn again, longer this time, when I see two (sorry) black guys exit the store, and one says to me ...

[M0THERKN0WSBEST]

That is a terrifying story, ... even obviously knowing you came through it o.k., ... I would have cried, shit my pants, begged for my life and fainted.

I have a story, true, where a late night stop at a 7/11 turned into something of an ordeal.

I was with my girlfriend going to a party and we stopped to get beer, ordinarily I would go in and get it, but I was reading an article, ( whilst she drove ) and I was somewhat immersed.

So she runs in, and I am sitting there deep in thought, pondering

[TomConger]

That's a remarkable story. I can hardly believe it.

[copcopps]

All I cna think of that made me a victim of a crime was when I was robbed and cut above my eye by a guy at an anime convention.

[eeeecolli]

You have the greatest stories.

[ArcaneKarma]

I wish I had something to share with you, man. I worst thing that's ever happened to me is getting jumped.

It hurt like hell but I never thought that I was going to die.

[vegassilenttype]

That sounds like the most traumatic thing someone can go through, humanity sucks bigtime...

[ClumsyRoot]

Humanity doesn't suck. Those two assholes who did that to him--THEY suck.

[luvtehcomix]

most traumatic story of mine was when i was 14. me and my big sis were home alone. folks (couple of guys) showed up at the door, said to let them in. our lock wasn't working, so they tried to open the door. luckily, our chain was up, so they couldn't get in. immediately, my sis panics and shuts and blocks the door, tells them to go the hell away. they say that they're cops, and start bashing on the door, probably trying to break it down. they keep pounding on it, she's scared shitless.

[luvtehcomix]

i tell them to stop bashing on the door, 'cause this was really fucking scary. they refuse, and this makes me pretty sure that they weren't cops, so i warn them that i'm gonna call 911. i call 911. in the end, turns out they were cops. after about a minute of trying to calm things down, we let them in. so, they look around a little, they ask a few questions, we assured them that no crime had occurred here. my sis was nearly in tears, yet i was surprisingly calm.

[luvtehcomix]

they were a little weirded out by the fact that i was topless (it's just how i dress at home). they left, staked out our house for a little while, and talked to our parents when they got home. it was probably my worst experience with cops, ever. it's probably one of the main reasons i have a problem with authority. and think that to this day, to this day, i hate them. i hate those two cops, and for how they traumatized my sister and uncalmly they handled that situation...

[luvtehcomix]

i don't know if i can ever forgive them. sorry for telling such a long story. i know, it wasn't as traumatic as these other stories, but i've wanted to tell this story again for a while. even just thinking about it again now is making me tremble a little...

[JDBlessin]

Those must've been some shitty cops. They should've just went back to the car to turn the sirens on or something, to prove they were cops.

[antonyneal]

@luvtehcomix

They sound like they dealt with the situation terribly. They sound like there where more interested in being action heros then actually serving there community.

[UcanbeGOD]

FUCKING CRAZY story! You should visit that guy in prison and give him the most hell you can muster. I would go there and tell him how I am enjoying my life of freedom and how I will enjoy watching him rot behind bars LOL. Maybe not the right thing to do but, I would have to say something to that asshole.

[CENSOREDFORSEX]

Well he said his sentence is 25 to life, so there is a slim chance he gets out at some point, so I would not go and piss him off.

[UcanbeGOD]

You have a point I suppose. After 25 years I probably wouldn't be angry anymore. But I WOULD be there the day he got out, and I would watch him for a while. Just to be safe. Somebody like that guy has nothing to lose and those are the most dangerous people out there.

[U4godlike]

Ehhh all and all I think 25 years is pretty sweet justice...

God forbid the kid actually comes out of prison better than he came in lol :P

Anyways IMO the less involvement you can have with people like that... The safer you are

[UcanbeGOD]

I think you have the rational argument...I guess I am wrong for thinking what I did there. Natural reaction I suppose. :)

[SkidRoses98]

I've watch this video about five times. I shake my head every time. Incredible Paul. So happy you're ok.

[insomnium92]

Well im sure that's what johnson70069 meant. Im pretty sure he was talking about niggers not black people

[insomnium92]

There's a difference between black people and niggers. A black person can be my friend any time but not a nigger

[insomnium92]

Why did johnson70069's comment get 6 thumbs down?? Everyone's had a racial thought at some point or another

[fuckmook22]

fucking hell, thats one helluva story

[TomSFox]

Holy fuck!

How long did therapy take?

[JaktheAtheist]

That was funny dude, great story. I don't even want to know what it had to feel like when you thought you were gonna die. I gotta say that shit scares me more than anything else.

[Krensharpaw]

glad to hear they were caught. Sry, you had to go though that bud.

[makaisenki]

Really sorry to hear those types of stories. I dont' go out anywhere so I rarely have any interesting stories to tell. I rather despise public outings.

[obmax1212]

Too bad California makes it hard for you to get a hold of your own 9mm to blast thugs like that.

[ervin2]

@obmax1212 That wouldn't help in this situation at all, but still a decent point.

[johnnydarkly]

@obmax1212 How so? You can own a firearm under most conditions.

[ItsMeDauntless]

@obmax1212 It also made it easy for them to get the 9mm they used for the robbery.

[KonijNx2]

@obmax1212 Exactly. What's needed is more guns, the more guns the better. Give everyone a gun. Guns should be mandatory.

[theaceofspades39]

@obmax1212 9mm are shit get a goddamn 45

[eddiminus]

@obmax1212 it would be suicide to reach for a gun when someone else is already pointing one at your face.

[PerishBrave]

i no it is no reason to be happy or proud of your situation, but not for nothing, it is thx to you that the kid is in jail

[SkidRoses98]

fuckin hell! You never think it gonna happen to you do ya!

[easytorememberme]

Amazing :D

very different from what you usually post but very entertaining (and of course im sorry to hear about it)

[vegetalordvegeta]

wow man glad your alive

[Skeptic2006]

what a great story, like reading some thriller book or something. You should write it down :)

[Nosklein]

thats intense dude

[atticus05]

Glad you made it, man. That's fucked up.

[racsonam]

Thats amazing. one time i got the shit beaten out of me by some random gypsys but thats about it.

[SLAPPAYURFACE]

Holy shit.

You are a lucky, lucky guy. If that were me, I'd probably have gotten shot simply because I don't know what "Break yo' self" meant until today.

[DCStream]

@SLAPPAYURFACE God damnit, Slappa.

[majoroz]

WOW. That's INCREDIBLE! 5 stars.

[ubergossen]

Good thing they didn't shoot you. The world would be a lesser place without Paul!

[SeaOfWholes]

Wow Crazy.

[christhemanrulez]

break your self foo! hahaha

[juliecranford]

Why do you say Okie if it happened in California?

[apostate80]

There was a mass migration of farmers from the southern Great Planes to California in the 1930's because of the Dust Bowl created by the over-use of farming and a drought. Most of the migrants were from Oklahoma, hence Okies. Watch the "Grapes of Wrath" you will learn all about it.

[apostate80]

Excuse me, I meant Plains not Planes.

[templarart]

Amazing story - I was actually holding my breath during parts of it! To the atheist part - I've found that even in dire emergencies I don't even remotely think about calling out to a god but Christians all think that an atheist will start praying in a bad situation. Did you think about calling out to "god"?

[3rdWorldCrusader]

Wow, this was a great watch.

[Annausagi]

1:

Great story, indeed. And thank the flying Spaghetti monster that it all ended well, you weren't killed, those motherfuckers pwned themselves and you got your crappy car back ;)

As I said, great story, but also scary as shit. I got to admit that I almost laughed at some points like "they're-gonna-assrape-me.-Gre­at" XD;;

[Annausagi]

2:

Good thing that you can joke about it now ;)

As a girl, if that happened to me, I don't think that I'd be just as lucky at that point. 8D; Ya never know what their messed up minds can accomplish.

[celsius233]

Wow!

That really is quite a story. Thank you so much, I have had to sit through hours of mindless shit to find something that truly pulled me in like that did.

[PissedOofDude]

Wer U Athiest At that Age ?(bet u wer praying and hoping theres wasa god hey lol)(l now theres not) If not What Age Were U ?

[ErrorProne]

I know it's been said to death but; glad you're ok.

[Lisa4174]

. We both back up from each other, like we're BOTH afraid to turn around, and then I just run back into my building.

I got a key from a friend, and went in to find he had trashed my place, and taken a lot of stuff that he must have been hiding in his clothes. But I got my boombox back!

I still can't believe I did that. It was adrenalin, because after I couldn't stop shaking, and asking myself if I was crazy.

BTW-love your stuff. Keep putting it up!

[Lisa4174]

So I ran up to him, and he turned around-he's the biggest black guy I've ever seen, and he's got a knife in his hand. What do I do? I start demanding that he give me back me boombox! He starts telling me that someone owes him for a coke deal, and he thought it was this other guys apt, the one that owed him money. And he's looking at me like I've lost my damned mind. Then he says that's he's a man, and he's willing to "own up to his mistakes", and he hands me back my boombox.

[tazer95]

@Lisa4174 Wow, the guy is obviously stealing from someone, but at least he was willing to own up to his mistake. Surprisingly honorable

[Lisa4174]

When I came back to my apt 10 minutes or so later, my door was locked and I could hear someone rifling around. I started to pound on my door, and I could hear them climbing out of the window. I ran outside to the parking lot that was on the side of the building, and I could see this really big guy carrying what I thought was my boombox.(This was 1986. I'm 19, female and 5'2" and 100 pounds soaking wet, wearing a tiny bathrobe)

[Lisa4174]

When I was in college, I was living in a crappy apt, where the first floor was partially in the basement-meaning you had to walk down a few steps to get to the first floor, and the windows were about street level. It was about 10 at night, and I had a fire in my toaster oven, so I opened the window to get the smoke out, and went a couple of doors down the hall to a friends apt.

[xxharddrivex]

damn homey thats crazy

[marklethanarkle]

glad that you're ok. great story.

[JimJonesConscience]

Hey- Signed up to comment on this. Glad you're OK.

My sister (when she was a UCD student) was kidnapped and raped by three guys. They tied her up with a phone cord and when they were done tried to strangle her with the same cord. She played dead and they left her in a field. When she finally found a house to go to, they wouldn't let her in or help her and she had to flag down a car instead. All half-naked, after the assault.

:::continued:::

[JimJonesConscience]

...

So, I feel your story man. I would kill every one of the motherfuckers that did that to her if I had the chance.

[WinterHaven]

I have numerous photos of supernatural things. Call it a wierd talent I have. But I thank God you are okay, and I really feel sorry for you having experienced those asswipe thugs. But if someone did that to me, I would curse the hell out of them...

[WinterHaven]

I'm so sorry you went through this--my God!!! Thank goodness they were caught. I know you aren't going to believe this, but I keep a cursed object in my car. Some guy tried to break in my car once and had a heart attack. Coincidence??? I'm well skilled with the dark arts. If you don't believe me, you should see my myspace account.

[NothingIsFact]

Very interesting story. I was actually engaged. You should write.

[thefakeyeti]

I wan't to get confronted by a gunman like that :( See how I would react..

It's easy listening to you and think "I would've told him to fuck off" Then in the situation "I will suck your dick man! just please don't shoot!"

[PaulsEgo]

yeah. I've had people say that shit to me. I probably would have said it before. But thinking about it and experiencing it are two different things.

[HexDemon666]

Awesome story. Horrible at first, but pretty amazing in the end.

[ProudOfMyApeHeritage]

Wow, I'm glad nothing at all like that has ever happened to me.

[PaulsEgo]

ladies and gentlemen, behold. The sweetest name on youtube.

[yancur]

Pretty horrible story, but honestly Paul did you pray to God at the moment you thought you're going to die? Not that it mattered but just out of curiosity?

[rubenc83]

I'm glad you surived the experience and it seems justice was served. My house was broken into when I was about 12 and the only thing they took was my stereo.

[rubenc83]

So I have an update. Sometime Wednesday night or Thursday morning our mailbox which we bought not too long ago was vandalized. It's happened to other people in our neighborhood but never to us. My mom decides that we need a high security mailbox and boom they destroy it.

[Luke12000]

HOLY  FUCK

[SuperiorMind]

Wow. That's severe. Nothing so traumatic. I was once tricked(a job) into taking a ride with someone who dumped me off in the middle of nowhere in the mountains - attempted identity theft(thought I wouldn't make it out alive). Meth-head tried to take over my house once using a rolling pin and 10 inch knife. When I was a kid, they tied me to the creative with skipping ropes and threw rocks at my head until I was bleeding.

[Theorizer8888]

so what were these gangsters talking about while u drove for an hour and a half?

[PaulsEgo]

not much. they listened to the radio most of the way. "Turn here" ect is pretty much all I remember hearing.

[suttsteve]

That's some story. Nothing like that has ever happened to me, though.

[efchellion69]

Sounds like some Clockwork orange shit towards the end. When you're at the farmers house.

[ozjthomas]

Wow. I'm glad you survived.

[JealousGuy]

That is unreal! Can't say I've been through anything like that.

[MistahJ77]

wow... great story. i've never had anything similar happen to me, but i've often wondered how i would react in that kind of situation; whether i'd lose my temper and start to struggle (even if it led to my death), or if i'd just completely cooperate... for some reason, i just can't picture myself cooperating in that kind of situation, but i've never been there.

[Chapps88]

Its scary how young and early on kids are getting into crime.

I had a pack of 4 ten year olds try and hold me up with a knife one time outside a Macdonald's in Australia. Just finished sitting an exam and went with a few friends to grab some lunch and they surrounded me with one of them flailing a knife about.

[Chapps88]

One time i was at a primary school with a friend and a dodge looking character was watching me and a friend from some play equipment. We ignored him only to have a mob of about 5 guys came around the corner. One of them asked for my skateboard, i didn't let go so he attacked me. I let go only to have another 2 guys with syringes threaten to stab me. My mate even recognized one of the guys and was saying his name. Cops got the guy my mate knew and our destroyed gear back.

[Chapps88]

And a quick third one.

In yr 12 in high school me and 3 friends went to the shops after class to buy a mothers day gift. After exiting a store we passed a mother and her child and then a large 36 yr old male grabbed one of my friends and began yelling at him for saying something to his passing son. He slapped my friend then we moved on only to have him return and begin punching my at the time 17yr old friend. Apparently he was on drugs and was later sent to jail.

[DeletedDelusion]

That realy is a terrifying story.

[happyfinesad]

Wow. That was fucking nuts.

[PaulsEgo]

pretty fucked up. my friends didn't believe it really happened until I showed them the newspaper article and had them talk to my mom.

[Ujikaweapon1]

I remember once when I was like 12, my friend and I were going through an abandoned hotel that was like 3 stories tall. It was awesome, keys to the rooms avalible, an empty pool to skate in, and even a huge underground parking garage, etc. Eventually, somebody saw us and called the police, and when they came and found us, the cops pulled there guns on us and almost fired. That was pretty tramatizing for a 12 year old white kid haha. Luckily, we got off pretty lite.

[philhellenes]

Who knows, maybe the trauma of that taught you some things that few people ever learn. I was nervous just listening to your story. Can't imagine what you went through.

[PaulsEgo]

well, it changed my outlook a bit. Thats for sure.

[MediaGold]

A long time ago these 2 trailer trash scumbags (1 woman and 1 man - weird) home invaded our house when my sister was alone in the house. They put her in the bathroom while they searched the home. They didn't take anything and were never caught.

I got into a fight once where the guy whipped out a knife and deposited it into my side. Luckily, one of my ribs stopped the knife from doing any severe damage. He went to jail for 10 years, but I think he had other charges on him too.

[MediaGold]

And I once had a business that was robbed. A guy with a gun came in the morning and had my 2 employees tie each other up in the bathroom with duct tape while he took off out the back door with $40,000. Never caught the bastard.

[PaulsEgo]

yikes. man, those are pretty fucked up. what was the fight about?

[TheAtheistPaladin]

I had my playstation stolen but that is far as my story goes...

[TMC1969]

dude, as a youtube friend im glad all ya got was a lil frozen , your a good guy , that must of been really traumatic for ya and i feel for ya , but im glad you turned out ok . and i glad your here to entertain me , as far as stories go lol, when ya grew up in the bronx theres a million and one of them , i could make a million vids lmao , but i would incriminate too many people so ill have to take the 5th lol

[PaulsEgo]

lol TMC

Tom 'aint no motherfuckin rat, people.

[leonbelmont16]

I had no idea what "break yourself" meant at first; I thought you might've fractured a bone or something, lol.

Scary shit though, and only 17 and 14 years-old?!? Sometimes I seriously wonder what the fuck is wrong with this world...

[misjudgeme]

"Break yourself?"

That's old enough for it to be alright for me not to know it, right?

[PaulsEgo]

yeah, thats some early 90's shit.

[SuperAtheist]

that is fucked up!

I bet the asshole in prison has found jaysus.

just a hunch.

[PaulsEgo]

I could ask him in a few years when the parole board asks if I'd like to testify at his hearing.

[SuperAtheist]

I would definitely fuck up his parole. I wouldn't care how sorry he says he is, there's nothing he could say....

but maybe you're a better man than me!

[sofiarune]

That is absolutely insane. Glad you're here to tell the story. I haven't experienced anything like that and hope I never do.

[HanifXHier]

Sounds like you handled yourself pretty well. Glad to see you're still alive.

[archraw]

Holy shit dude, I have zero stories even remotely equal to that.  That is crazy. WOW.

[Davethesilentone]

lol weird it says i have the first view too lol

[HanifXHier]

Same.