By Golly! I think I'm starting to understand VonHelton Linquistics! Eat tons of Beans and hot peppers, and speak out of my ass! I'm getting good, huh? :-D
Moo and Moon related? The Cow jumped over the moon! Of course! It's an allegorical allusion to alien cow god! LOL! I just came across a writing comparing sanscript Brahm to Hebrew Rahm, & how they both related to "Elohim" God qualities. I thought that was interesting, but using VonHelton type logic, I'd be worshipping all grand pianos (Brahm) or the pantheon gods of orchestral instruments. Also, Allah backwards (halla) with an L @ the end resembles the Hungarian word for death. Correlation?
"cows mooing makes the moon exist.." that my friend is priceless.. the von is in desperate need of help involving restraints.. maybe we haven't heard from him because he's tryin' to make bail, or worse, killed Mouse, the baby and himself..
@jayskull when it comes to von wankerton the words oxygen thief, cock sucker, ass clown, fuck knuckle, nob jockey, toothless twat, pedo, jive ass mother fucker come to mind but I could go on for ever there is only so much text that will fit in this box
What a great video! LMAO. His pretense at any knowledge of etymology is just like all of his other expertise - he gets 50% from half-baked unsourced internet tabloid rags and the rest of it is his wild imaginings. Disturbing to think someone so ill-informed could spread such wild propaganda. Nicely done.
Islam is more in line with Judaism than Hindu. Since GOD in an Arabic Torah is Allah. Allah is also GOD's name in Holy Bible in Arabic. He just wants to breed the hate for NWO and Illuminati. He is doing what Nazi Germany did to the Jews prior to WW II. VonHelton is a Nazi and lover of the NWO and Illuminati. And, they would not behead a Christian since they are believers of Allah. Fanatics would kill a Christian if they are lead by someone which breeds hate like VonHelton.
@TheManiacalSatanist6 There is such a thing called Illuminati and they have been around for almost a thousand years. And, they want to create a perfect world. They believe to create a perfect world you need a visible good and an invisible enemy. It was Satan which was the invisible enemy. Then in Modern Era it has been the Jew, the Nazis, the Terrorists, and now the Muslims. It is to assimilate the common person to their ideal world.
JK Halla would not even be named the same since the English Alphabet was not even created. He states he is against then NWO and Illuminati and he falls hook, line, and sinker and became a sheeple since NWO and Illuminati wants people to become Anti-Muslim. I have been a long time subscriber to VonHelton and he bans me. He does not want people to spread the truth because he is a NWO Sheeple. He wants people to hear his truth. I am a Chaplain in USCG. He has zero respect to Chaplains.
Great vid Jason. Though I bet Von will not make a video response. He never does. Instead, he will tell you to "google" some source, and then claim it is proof that what he is saying is correct. For example, he told me that there was a Stargate above my home town here in Scotland. And that if I looked hard enough on google, I would find proof. I am sure if I looked hard enough on google I would find proof that there is also a Sasquatch roaming in the woods nearby!
Am I the only one who sees the connection between how you dealt with Von Helton AND Warlock Asylum? Possible topic for another video or for The Ooze: logical fallacies and traps. Should I quote Allah Akbar again? Naw.
@VonHelton Dude, just admit you got your ass handed to you. If you really want to redeem yourself, then your best bet is to respond to this video VIA video, link your sources, and go from there. Until then, you've just been erased.
Sorry, but you did nothing of the kind. There are THOUSANDS of websites that talk about the Sumerian Dictionary. The fact that you were too lazy to do any research is *NOT* my problem.
@VonHelton First of all, you're talking to me as if I'm the one who made this video. That in and of itself is auto-phail. Secondly, when you're making an intellectual case, you can't name a source and then not provide a link to the source. That, once again, is auto-phail. Thirdly, this video showed language charts completely disproving your retarded ass theory and the best you can do is call someone lazy for not looking for the sources that it was your job to provide? Auto-phail!!!
@VonHelton Hey? Retard? Click my channel and check my videos. As you will clearly see, me and Jason King, the person in this video, are two different people.
Ok, so one of yer friends posted it. Doesn't really matter, this vid is fail. Any of my long time subs know it. Go back to pounding sand. I hear yer good at it.
@VonHelton Actually it does matter because you accused me of posting it under a sock account, dumbass, and your long time subs are almost as retarded as you are so what's your point?
@VonHelton Yes, you're missing a lot. For instance, the OP posts in the morning hours. I know the man personally. Secondly, I knew he was going to post this video because he told me days ago that he was going to. Thirdly, you were stupid enough to say that I'm posting under a sock account instead of checking the channel to see whether or not I had videos up because sock accounts are very easy to spot.
And once again, you refuse to link sources. You're an idiot. Any fucking questions?
@VonHelton Von...you use that same damn excuse everytime somebody questions you....you tell them to look it up on google. Your entire education is based on what you have read on the internet.
@VonHelton I do not make "stupid off-the-cuff remarks". What I WILL say is this. The internet is NOT a 100% reliable source of information. You cannot, pass a university thesis by getting information of the internet. The reason why is because the truth is so dilluted with false information. You get your information from half rate websites, that are spewing half truths, which you then manipulate into some kinda of Franken-fact...to create some kinda of retarded conspiracy bullshit story!
@VonHelton This is in countless videos you are wrong, shipmate. I am a USCG Chaplain. Your breeding hate. I was a long time subscriber till you banned me. You are now a sheeple to the NWO and Illuminati. They want you to be Anti-Muslim, they want you to hate Islam. Because NWO and Illuminati are ZIONISTS. What better way to thieve more land from the Arabs and to expand Israel. You are a sheeple and what you hate NWO you are promoting their agenda. Stop breeding hate.
@01blackpete1 Since i am Jewish I would be a Rabbi. But, I use the title Chaplain, since I do not want to be associated with Israel or Zionists, because I am against both.
@VonHelton Just like the Bible, one half of the Koran contradicts the other half. In Mohammed's early years, he preached LIVE AND LET LIVE, then, in his later years, he preached KILL THE INFIDELS. The Old Testament of the Bible depicts GOD as a total Tyrant, while the New Testament depicts him as an ALL LOVING God. With the Koran just like the Bible, it's impossible to follow the teachings of the entire book to the letter. You have to pick and choose.
As JK points out, the adversarial nature of the world more or less precludes the possibility of its creation by an all-loving God. Isaiah does not present a vision of life the way it really is. Nor would it be desirable, except for the occasional anomaly.
However like a flash of lightning in the dark of night a bodhisattva is born into the world.
@VonHelton It is kill the Kaffir it was in later versions of Qu'ran that it states infidel. Your the fool. Do you know the NAVY Core Values? Kaffir is Unbeliever. And, it is the same in the Holy Bible. Jews stoned women for adultry. Talmud states a Rabbi can marry 3 year olds. And, also if you read the rest of the verses they are supposed to stop fighting on the steps of the Mosque to make peace. And, it was also the Kaffir which started the fight. Go to the VA and seek mental health.
@VonHelton I send many to VA Mental Health Clinics if a vet needs mental health. You need mental health as a Chaplain you need to see a psychiatrist at the VA.
@VonHelton Shit dude, I not only googled it, I screencapped it and used it to cut your balls off in this video. Pay attention, because you got your ass handed to you by The King.
@DarkF00L Wait... you're actually talking to me? So does this mean you're not mad at me anymore? YAY!! GROUP HUG!!!... if you thought I was serious about the group hug, kill yourself. I might be gay, but I'm not that much of a fag.
In keeping with your Star Wars theme and Von Helton's mangling of languages and broken logic, we can observe that the Arabic phrase "Allahu akbar" contains the word "akbar", which is only one letter off of "Ackbar" (as in Admiral Ackbar from episode 6). Therefore, the obvious conclusion is that Muslims worship Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars and think he is the greatest god.
But in seriousness, nice to see you doing some pwning again.
I've just been talking to a Muslim who assures me that I shall burn in Hell everlastingly for following the mis-guidance of Ibn al Arabi. I told the dude that I was fine with this (mis)-guidance. I agree that the mainstream of Islam is Monotheistic. But certain of the Sufi metaphysicians are closer to the doctrine of Shankara. Though not all Sufis are enlightened. A goodly number follow the same retarded path as their Christian counterpart mystics.
Vonhelton is a moron and should be taken out!
SWbeast 3 months ago
fucking funny, blasts this maroon and its still easy to listen to
RzaChess 7 months ago
@VonHelton - This guys really tears you up von.
EthicsofAmbiguity 8 months ago
By Golly! I think I'm starting to understand VonHelton Linquistics! Eat tons of Beans and hot peppers, and speak out of my ass! I'm getting good, huh? :-D
ObnoxiousOldFart 10 months ago
Moo and Moon related? The Cow jumped over the moon! Of course! It's an allegorical allusion to alien cow god! LOL! I just came across a writing comparing sanscript Brahm to Hebrew Rahm, & how they both related to "Elohim" God qualities. I thought that was interesting, but using VonHelton type logic, I'd be worshipping all grand pianos (Brahm) or the pantheon gods of orchestral instruments. Also, Allah backwards (halla) with an L @ the end resembles the Hungarian word for death. Correlation?
ObnoxiousOldFart 10 months ago
Using Vons logic: Jesus comes from Zeus which was a sex pervert and a tranny therefore in Vons mind Jesus is such.
Bearlizard777 11 months ago
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a lol ha ha how fucking dumb.
Bearlizard777 11 months ago
thank you for puttin' into words what I failed at..
Dewdaahman 11 months ago
"cows mooing makes the moon exist.." that my friend is priceless.. the von is in desperate need of help involving restraints.. maybe we haven't heard from him because he's tryin' to make bail, or worse, killed Mouse, the baby and himself..
Dewdaahman 11 months ago
@jayskull when it comes to von wankerton the words oxygen thief, cock sucker, ass clown, fuck knuckle, nob jockey, toothless twat, pedo, jive ass mother fucker come to mind but I could go on for ever there is only so much text that will fit in this box
dmaxturbo1 1 year ago
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get the fuck off youtube
gunitfor 1 year ago
lol made v h look stupid cheers mate
ozbillybong 1 year ago
as some one who work edin iraq i agree with you .. i love your video
maleslave1 1 year ago
What a great video! LMAO. His pretense at any knowledge of etymology is just like all of his other expertise - he gets 50% from half-baked unsourced internet tabloid rags and the rest of it is his wild imaginings. Disturbing to think someone so ill-informed could spread such wild propaganda. Nicely done.
TheMagicLasso 1 year ago
LOL Von helnton's face..lol 01:02 stupidity look!...but we know von helton Won't make a video against YOU! he's afraid of You....You win!
EternityMcCaffrey 1 year ago
Did you even need to acknowledge this windbag? Just remember douche-bag backwards is... just a backwards douche-bag ;)
beastxeno 1 year ago
@beastxeno It's what I do. I kill folk. Without JK, Satanism would be a trifle more boring and such. Tink aboot it.
jason666king 1 year ago
Islam is more in line with Judaism than Hindu. Since GOD in an Arabic Torah is Allah. Allah is also GOD's name in Holy Bible in Arabic. He just wants to breed the hate for NWO and Illuminati. He is doing what Nazi Germany did to the Jews prior to WW II. VonHelton is a Nazi and lover of the NWO and Illuminati. And, they would not behead a Christian since they are believers of Allah. Fanatics would kill a Christian if they are lead by someone which breeds hate like VonHelton.
TheStormchaser1 1 year ago
@TheStormchaser1 There is no such fucking thing as the Illuminati.
TheManiacalSatanist6 1 year ago
@TheManiacalSatanist6 There is such a thing called Illuminati and they have been around for almost a thousand years. And, they want to create a perfect world. They believe to create a perfect world you need a visible good and an invisible enemy. It was Satan which was the invisible enemy. Then in Modern Era it has been the Jew, the Nazis, the Terrorists, and now the Muslims. It is to assimilate the common person to their ideal world.
TheStormchaser1 1 year ago
JK Halla would not even be named the same since the English Alphabet was not even created. He states he is against then NWO and Illuminati and he falls hook, line, and sinker and became a sheeple since NWO and Illuminati wants people to become Anti-Muslim. I have been a long time subscriber to VonHelton and he bans me. He does not want people to spread the truth because he is a NWO Sheeple. He wants people to hear his truth. I am a Chaplain in USCG. He has zero respect to Chaplains.
TheStormchaser1 1 year ago
Classic King right here folks. What an ASSHOLE!
satanicinternational 1 year ago
The line about Anubis cracked me up!
darrylsloan 1 year ago
Great vid Jason. Though I bet Von will not make a video response. He never does. Instead, he will tell you to "google" some source, and then claim it is proof that what he is saying is correct. For example, he told me that there was a Stargate above my home town here in Scotland. And that if I looked hard enough on google, I would find proof. I am sure if I looked hard enough on google I would find proof that there is also a Sasquatch roaming in the woods nearby!
TheDarkVII 1 year ago
Ok, back onto the topic at hand...
Am I the only one who sees the connection between how you dealt with Von Helton AND Warlock Asylum? Possible topic for another video or for The Ooze: logical fallacies and traps. Should I quote Allah Akbar again? Naw.
DarkF00L 1 year ago
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SophroniaEternity 1 year ago
Yer too fucking lazy to google "Sumerian Dictionary"???
.....Sheesh.
VonHelton 1 year ago
@VonHelton Dude, just admit you got your ass handed to you. If you really want to redeem yourself, then your best bet is to respond to this video VIA video, link your sources, and go from there. Until then, you've just been erased.
TheManiacalSatanist6 1 year ago 2
@TheManiacalSatanist6
Sorry, but you did nothing of the kind. There are THOUSANDS of websites that talk about the Sumerian Dictionary. The fact that you were too lazy to do any research is *NOT* my problem.
VonHelton 1 year ago
@VonHelton First of all, you're talking to me as if I'm the one who made this video. That in and of itself is auto-phail. Secondly, when you're making an intellectual case, you can't name a source and then not provide a link to the source. That, once again, is auto-phail. Thirdly, this video showed language charts completely disproving your retarded ass theory and the best you can do is call someone lazy for not looking for the sources that it was your job to provide? Auto-phail!!!
TheManiacalSatanist6 1 year ago
@TheManiacalSatanist6
No, posting a vid under one of your sock accounts is auto-fail. It's also COWARDICE.
VonHelton 1 year ago
@VonHelton Hey? Retard? Click my channel and check my videos. As you will clearly see, me and Jason King, the person in this video, are two different people.
You're even more retarded than I thought.
TheManiacalSatanist6 1 year ago
@TheManiacalSatanist6
Ok, so one of yer friends posted it. Doesn't really matter, this vid is fail. Any of my long time subs know it. Go back to pounding sand. I hear yer good at it.
VonHelton 1 year ago
@VonHelton Actually it does matter because you accused me of posting it under a sock account, dumbass, and your long time subs are almost as retarded as you are so what's your point?
TheManiacalSatanist6 1 year ago
@TheManiacalSatanist6
Well let's see........
*YOU* linked this vid.
*YOU* promoted this vid.
*YOU* claim the vid pwns me somehow.
*YOU* are here & the OP is not.
Am I missing something?
VonHelton 1 year ago
@VonHelton Yes, you're missing a lot. For instance, the OP posts in the morning hours. I know the man personally. Secondly, I knew he was going to post this video because he told me days ago that he was going to. Thirdly, you were stupid enough to say that I'm posting under a sock account instead of checking the channel to see whether or not I had videos up because sock accounts are very easy to spot.
And once again, you refuse to link sources. You're an idiot. Any fucking questions?
TheManiacalSatanist6 1 year ago
@VonHelton Von...you use that same damn excuse everytime somebody questions you....you tell them to look it up on google. Your entire education is based on what you have read on the internet.
TheDarkVII 1 year ago
@TheDarkVII
The way I see it, since most people are too lazy to use Google, I'm sure they are too lazy to go to a library.
But I'm sure this simple logic will escape you, and you'll post some stupid off-the-cuff remark in reply.
VonHelton 1 year ago
@VonHelton I do not make "stupid off-the-cuff remarks". What I WILL say is this. The internet is NOT a 100% reliable source of information. You cannot, pass a university thesis by getting information of the internet. The reason why is because the truth is so dilluted with false information. You get your information from half rate websites, that are spewing half truths, which you then manipulate into some kinda of Franken-fact...to create some kinda of retarded conspiracy bullshit story!
TheDarkVII 1 year ago
@TheDarkVII Sorry for the grammar...dyslexia is a bitch...and makes my ass look retarded....
TheDarkVII 1 year ago
@TheDarkVII The library is not 100% reliable. Neither were the Profs. at my Theological College. In fact far from it!
01blackpete1 1 year ago
@VonHelton This is in countless videos you are wrong, shipmate. I am a USCG Chaplain. Your breeding hate. I was a long time subscriber till you banned me. You are now a sheeple to the NWO and Illuminati. They want you to be Anti-Muslim, they want you to hate Islam. Because NWO and Illuminati are ZIONISTS. What better way to thieve more land from the Arabs and to expand Israel. You are a sheeple and what you hate NWO you are promoting their agenda. Stop breeding hate.
TheStormchaser1 1 year ago
@TheStormchaser1 What is USCG?
01blackpete1 1 year ago
@01blackpete1 United States Coast Guard, Department of Homeland Security.
TheStormchaser1 1 year ago
@TheStormchaser1 So you are a Pastor?
01blackpete1 1 year ago
@01blackpete1 Since i am Jewish I would be a Rabbi. But, I use the title Chaplain, since I do not want to be associated with Israel or Zionists, because I am against both.
TheStormchaser1 1 year ago
@TheStormchaser1
LOL......I'm breeding hate cause the Koran says "Kill the Infidel"?? I guess I wrote the Koran now?
......Don't go away mad, just go away, fool.
VonHelton 1 year ago
@VonHelton Just like the Bible, one half of the Koran contradicts the other half. In Mohammed's early years, he preached LIVE AND LET LIVE, then, in his later years, he preached KILL THE INFIDELS. The Old Testament of the Bible depicts GOD as a total Tyrant, while the New Testament depicts him as an ALL LOVING God. With the Koran just like the Bible, it's impossible to follow the teachings of the entire book to the letter. You have to pick and choose.
You're an idiot. Any questions?
TheManiacalSatanist6 1 year ago
@TheManiacalSatanist6 LOL an all-loving God who burns people everlastingly in Hellfire!
01blackpete1 1 year ago
@01blackpete1 LOL Do not forget Sodom and Gammorah Brimstone and Fire and the Great Flood. Definatly NOT an all loving GOD
TheStormchaser1 1 year ago
@TheStormchaser1 That would be OT.
As JK points out, the adversarial nature of the world more or less precludes the possibility of its creation by an all-loving God. Isaiah does not present a vision of life the way it really is. Nor would it be desirable, except for the occasional anomaly.
However like a flash of lightning in the dark of night a bodhisattva is born into the world.
01blackpete1 1 year ago
@VonHelton It is kill the Kaffir it was in later versions of Qu'ran that it states infidel. Your the fool. Do you know the NAVY Core Values? Kaffir is Unbeliever. And, it is the same in the Holy Bible. Jews stoned women for adultry. Talmud states a Rabbi can marry 3 year olds. And, also if you read the rest of the verses they are supposed to stop fighting on the steps of the Mosque to make peace. And, it was also the Kaffir which started the fight. Go to the VA and seek mental health.
TheStormchaser1 1 year ago
@VonHelton I send many to VA Mental Health Clinics if a vet needs mental health. You need mental health as a Chaplain you need to see a psychiatrist at the VA.
TheStormchaser1 1 year ago
@VonHelton Shit dude, I not only googled it, I screencapped it and used it to cut your balls off in this video. Pay attention, because you got your ass handed to you by The King.
Jason King - 2
Von Smelton - 0
jason666king 1 year ago
@VonHelton You have got to be the most idiotic, retarded youtuber ever, and the biggest fucking liar I have ever seen. A complete fucking moron.
MrJackBOOTJacker 1 year ago
This video should be on your main channel instead of this channel.
TheManiacalSatanist6 1 year ago
@TheManiacalSatanist6 I concur.
DarkF00L 1 year ago
@DarkF00L Wait... you're actually talking to me? So does this mean you're not mad at me anymore? YAY!! GROUP HUG!!!... if you thought I was serious about the group hug, kill yourself. I might be gay, but I'm not that much of a fag.
TheManiacalSatanist6 1 year ago
@TheManiacalSatanist6 easy there, boy. I just agree that this video should be on JK's main channel.
DarkF00L 1 year ago
In keeping with your Star Wars theme and Von Helton's mangling of languages and broken logic, we can observe that the Arabic phrase "Allahu akbar" contains the word "akbar", which is only one letter off of "Ackbar" (as in Admiral Ackbar from episode 6). Therefore, the obvious conclusion is that Muslims worship Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars and think he is the greatest god.
But in seriousness, nice to see you doing some pwning again.
samanark 1 year ago
@samanark IT'S A TRAP!
DarkF00L 1 year ago
@samanark Its a trap...
TheDarkVII 1 year ago
I've just been talking to a Muslim who assures me that I shall burn in Hell everlastingly for following the mis-guidance of Ibn al Arabi. I told the dude that I was fine with this (mis)-guidance. I agree that the mainstream of Islam is Monotheistic. But certain of the Sufi metaphysicians are closer to the doctrine of Shankara. Though not all Sufis are enlightened. A goodly number follow the same retarded path as their Christian counterpart mystics.
Von Helton is like the Aetherius goons I met.
01blackpete1 1 year ago