Tax Masters - Are You Being Audited

[kswole008]

0:15 chest bump +1

[james2night]

why does his head and neck jerk every time he talks? LMAO

[SmartWarthog]

We get between your buttcheeks and the IRS and make sure they fuck you fairly!

[buttercupme]

hellooo

[Seaction8]

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY BEAT THE TAXMASTER!!

[VTKlutZ]

Dude, seriously, move your damn face!

[792218005]

Hello!

[melonofwater1]

HELOOOOO IM PATRICK COX

[ElWeyChingon]

areyoubeingaudited?

[sandflapjack]

ONLY QUADS CAN SLAY THE TAXMASTER

[jedihunter176]

@sandflapjack *gets quints*

[deathnoteviewer]

Pres "3", then "2" for cocks cumming to your home.

[MasterMindflavor]

SUPER NECKBEARD

[booriley781]

That face sweater he calls a beard is just too Goddamn imposing for me to trust this man

[jmcbrid0]

Press 3 then 2 to have cocks coming to your home or place of business.

[sapher2020]

His mouth looks like a hairy asshole!!!

[BenFosterism]

so basically he's the tax master dodger

[U23Drocs]

Chubby Lawyer :3 

[gerardoramirez115]

hello, im patrick cox

hahaha

[InferiorThanYou]

Press 9, 3, and 5 very fast. He will say, "5 cocks yourself!"

[Tvidify]

The DSC brought me here

[CSHKAH]

Can't you guys afford a new commercial............think this one has run its course!!!

I would rather hear five Gold commercials in a row ......................NOT!

[TheSterTubeNEW]

Chuck Norris as a fat man.

[pnhartigan22]

0:08



[pnhartigan22]

00:8

[TheHb0mb3r]

HULLO!!

LMAO

[golitely1]

Hello! 0:07

LOL

[polycarpx]

Are you a lumberjack? Do people sometimes mistake you for GI Joe? Do you like bears? Helloo!

[InferiorThanYou]

@polycarpx LMAO

[bernard2bamfo]

this is soo stupid tax masters

[masterofmurder]

THE TAX MASTER HAS BEEN REBORN! ONLY QUADS CAN KILL HIM!

[BlitzinLB27]

HELLO MCFLY!!!

[phillejackson]

Hello

[TheUmbulum]

"HULLO!"

[abola2121]

5 IRS agents saw this.

[tehcoolcan]

Press 3 for cocks.

[islanderssuck1994]

trust in me, the taxmaster, only quads can kill me

[MrBossnagger]

ONLY QUADS WILL KILL HIM

[dinuccij]

@MrBossnagger op is....

[Mannhammer54]

Patrick Cox- I laugh every time I hear and see this commercial. Every time Patrick takes a breath of air to begin his next sentence his whole chest expands upwards, you notice that? Also funny how he then introduces himself after he has addressed your possible predicament.

[TheFernMC]

LOLs the music always makes me think of Real Trashwives of OC

[alpsskiman]

Anyone considering doing business with Tax Masters would be wise to check out their rating with the Better Business Bureau first.

[guillermo8706]

only quads can kill him!

[evz429]

What is the song used in this? I've been trying for ages to figure it out... > . <

[wetim99]

check my quads.

[marcelliversetti3]

Watch his head when he says "HELLO! I'm Patrick Cox!"

[Aurora21180]

the music in the background was stolen. that song is already used and was made for the book trailer of the hunger games. look up the trailers for the books and in them is the same song from this video. the tax masters stole the song.

[pacoandsteve]

@Aurora21180 Can you please link me to the trailer/song I've been looking for days ._.

[Aurora21180]

@pacoandsteve ok

[slayera1214]

@Aurora21180 can you link it to me too

[GANGSTAELPASO]

press 3 for cocks

[ChrisKilljoy12]

Start at 0:07

[DrSurprise]

he does a good job standing still and it's sort of funny how he's positioned. he also speaks rather a bit fast. "hello, i'm Patrick Cox from tax masters *panting*"

[TheAmberNicole90]

I always laugh so hard when he says “Hello"

[alpsskiman]

Anyone considering doing business with this company would be wise to check out their rating with the Better Business Bureau.

[nosense82]

This guy creeps me the fuck out

[cowman447]

let it run til 9 secs, then click 7 secs, then hit 3 on your number pad.

[JStaub32]

Hi I'm Patrick Cox, and this is my good side.

[bigweezey]

I said no when I saw that this was probably staged. ppl who bought into this r stupid. It is very obvious that he is reading from cue cards or something. Even he doesnt believe what he is saying so y should yu believe him?

[SquarishLink]

only quads can kill the tax master

[haloboy330]

I love how he jumps every time he starts talking.

[alpsskiman]

Anyone considering doing business with this company would be wise to check out their rating with the Better Business Bureau first.

[ozkar1616]

sudden "Hello!"

[qwertyuiop78945612]

This man looks like he played D&D in high school

[PCPFilmz]

so this is what PTSD Clarinet kid does now...

[alpsskiman]

Anyone interested in doing business with TaxMasters might want to consider taking a look at the negative review they received from the Better Business Bureau.

[rekee3]

press "3" for cocks

[MrSpeedyAce]

@rekee3 Hahahahahahahaha I just did it and made me lol so hard :-)

[felinefreya]

What's the song that's playing in the background?

[wetim99]

check 'em

[hellhero28]

THE TAX MASTER HAS REACHED HIS FINAL FORM

ONLY QUINTS CAN SEND THE TAX MASTER INTO OBLIVION

[JeffersonMcFly]

Keep pressing 2 as hard as you can

[wetim99]

@JeffersonMcFly

'i think you're homo' lol.

[inferno10]

Only quads can defeat the Taxmaster

[nembutals]

press 4 and then 5 lol

[Mazgelis626]

press 3 over and over

[drc2265]

i can't help but point and laugh at this guy every time this commercial comes on. what an ugly bastard!

[BlueEyedSoulBro]

I see this every morning and the "Hello!" gets me every time.

[Innoruk]

Press 3 repeatedly

[cbiggs17]

I think I've just been derped

[C63AMGestate]

THE TAXMASTER IS REBORN!!!!!

ONLY QUADS CAN KILL THE TAXMASTER!!!!!!

[Fan4ManUnited]

lol thank god someone finally edited their commercials...hahah calls us today, well get started today hahahaah!! HELLO im patrick cox hahahah!!

[noneofyoucanspell]

Press 9.

[ludakriz84]

HELLOOO, I'M PATRICK COX

[noneofyoucanspell]

@ludakriz84 lmao

[myvizsladog1]

Is it true, I haven't checked SNOPES out yet but someone told me he is changing his name from Patrick to Sucks?

[Nibelungenable]

THE TAX MASTER IS REBORN. THIS IS HIS ORIGINAL FORM CREATED FOR DESTROY THE WORLD INCOMING FROM THE FUTURE

ONLY 666 OR QUADS CANT DESTROY IT.

[darthvader22]

Only Trips can kill him!!!1!!1

[mystake]

I would like to call tomorrow, to get started yesterday. Is this possible?

[BloodyInsane]

only quads can kill the tax master

[Blamoman23]

Press 3.



[TheSixthSon1111]

press 4, wait a second, then 5 for maximum lulz!

[TeamX3NU]

@TheSixthSon1111 press 3, then 4 (Y)

[MrBadBar5150]

@TheSixthSon1111 press 4 and wait yourself

[GhostSigma]

TaxMaster has reborn!

[LithiumHammer]

Song name plz!

[tangelloboy]

press 3 over and over again .....

[LeverageConcepts]

I ABSOLUTELY Despise this F_____K__G COMMERCIAL !! Continually running new versions of the same TIRED SCRIPT!! Is that ALL this Founding Goon can say?

EVOLVE FOR CHRIST' SAKE !

[Bobofjudia]

@LeverageConcepts do not anger the Tax Master. It will be the worst mistake of your life.

[rfavro]

Are you being pursued by the IRS, are helicopters bombing your home or place of business, do you have a case of herpes, are you tired of a pickle being jammed so far up your ass that you can't sleep at night, hello I'm Patrick Cox!"

[ElDouggler]

...Hello!

[Calumaritzu]

I heard the song in this commercial from the other room and recognized it from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! and it blew my mind.

[GonetoSleep21]

HELLO!

[Phear17]

HELLO! Patrick!

[TheKogajoe]

Tax Masters is joke they want 2,350.00 to savl my tax prob. they are bad as the irs. my sister fuck me over i don't see a way out of my prob. look at my videos and you see my prob.

[greenstelllies]

@TheKogajoe You cheated on your tax. deal with it you Elmer Fudd lookalike.......... Don't blame your sister you are the one that signed the forms , not her..



[GoTaxMasters]

@TheKogajoe Sorry to hear about your troubles. Please understand we are not in business to help people defraud the IRS. We help people regain compliance by filing (or correcting) tax problems. We can help resolve your issues, but we charge for our tax services. If you can afford to pay the tax due or sell something you own to pay the tax due, the IRS will not settle. We can help. Whether you hire us or not, you need to fix this issue now before it becomes a tax crisis.

[JoeDaPlumber]

@GoTaxMasters I've read that you guys are being subject to investigation by the Texas Atty General. We've dealt with clients from Tax Masters that state you guys didn't do anything for them just charge 8000 for filing unfiled tax returns and not settling their debts. It is a scam run by glorified tax preparers/

[fortyseven8gaming]

lol mr cox

[BirdsEyeBProductions]

Nice garageband audio.

[987498]

You can audit me any day of the week, mr cox.

[weiner66]

@987498 hopefully he'll drain your bank account while his pudge is slapping your behind (see fools and their money)

[TreyCH11]

changed the tone in this one...the other commercials sounded more creepy

[sjblake83]

HULLO

[MRan7256]

this music is like porn music

[Phear17]

@MRan7256 Porn music? You think this is porn music? hahahahaha...idiot!

[linuxisskynet]

PUDDING! HERE'S THE TAX MASTERS DUDE IN A MOVIE! lookup dinner for shmucks laughing scene

[Convoicev2]

His beard is sending me threatening letters D:

[eekmeg69]

@Convoicev2 This comment made my week! I can't stop laughing.