another one reason I do not wanna continue stupid male-female games. they are silly games for me. when I play them I feel like an idiot. like an imbecil playing stupid game. it's boring after 10 minutes of playing. I feel like I will be on intelectual bottom, like I should be idiot, cause everyone around is. I do not have to. fuck it.
Top 3: @ 0:10: "Wanna go out"? lol @ 0:44: "The second part of this is u wanna go out? maybe like tomorrow night or tonight or what r u doing right now? lmao @ 0:30: "I have a boyfriend by the way...Thats not a problem, we dont need him" LMFAO.
@channelin Do you ever read the top comments or the comments at all? and the ''guy'' part is wrong its actually we don't need him not we wont be needing him
@ZeSiar ohh shit, are you serious i cant believe this fucking hell!!! arrrggghhhhhhhh i missed a word i didn't recite the legendary prophet correctly! Suck on my ball sack you picky cunt. wtf who cares, u geek
@channelin How is reading a comment being a geek I get D's and C's so really not a geek and your a dumbass cause you don't read shit bet you can't even read anything you dumbshit
@ZeSiar your so dumb, when i said your a geek i was saying it because you made a big deal because i didn't recite the guy's words exactly. case closed, your proud you get d's at school lol
This is f*cking scary. It looks so easy, that he might start doing it for real, and write one of those books about "How to get girls even if you're not popular."
That's all it takes to get girls, is being unafraid and being 100% into her? I'm glad I'm married because I'd probably go try it. Also, I would assume that any of these girls is going to want a relationship, not just a hookup. But that one seemed willing to have a foursome so what do I know.
holy shit, she actually said "I don't know" TO A FUCKING FOURSOME! like if he had been more persistent and planned it our a little better, he could have gotten her to agree. that is fucking crazy.
=/ sorry, you arent coming off as a "potential" mate instead more of a clown or "dancing" monkey as they call it. I like your BF destroyers but you should arch your body more to show dominates.
There's such a thing as learning to be comfortable with meeting girls, but with a measure of civility... and then there's approaching women like a giant douchebag, like this guy. The part that I don't get is that women are responding to him... which doesn't say much about female population these days.
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EffectedPinguin 1 day ago
fk of he copy simple pickup booohhh...
Oopsimadeapoo 4 days ago
@Oopsimadeapoo ahah uploaded in 2007 fool..but not too funny
changster308 3 days ago
fkn legend maaaate do more videos like this!!!
trollcatz 6 days ago
That's not a problem we don't need him XD LMAOO
AlexLozanovski 2 weeks ago 3
haha
11jjrmex 2 weeks ago
another one reason I do not wanna continue stupid male-female games. they are silly games for me. when I play them I feel like an idiot. like an imbecil playing stupid game. it's boring after 10 minutes of playing. I feel like I will be on intelectual bottom, like I should be idiot, cause everyone around is. I do not have to. fuck it.
holekyo 4 weeks ago
LEGEND
samBFCtaylor1912 1 month ago
Thats not a prolem we dont need him :p
Apprentice213 1 month ago
guys that do too much hand motions are annoying
NinjaKid3000 1 month ago 2
Relax a bit more.
JaccFX 1 month ago
@JaccFX He's not trying.
nnnmmmable 1 month ago
GIRL: I HAVE A BOYFREIND BY THE WAY.
GUY: THERES A GOALIE IN NET BUT I CAN STILL SCORE :)
super87cole 2 months ago
Girl: i have a boyfriend
Guy: i have a starfish
Girl: what?
Guy: oh, i thought we were talking about things that don't matter
ukanNOT 2 months ago 5
Top 3: @ 0:10: "Wanna go out"? lol @ 0:44: "The second part of this is u wanna go out? maybe like tomorrow night or tonight or what r u doing right now? lmao @ 0:30: "I have a boyfriend by the way...Thats not a problem, we dont need him" LMFAO.
Mplaysbeatlab 2 months ago
picking girls is fucking funny love to do that
foroeste1 2 months ago
1,2,3 a 4 sum. hahahha
MashHerTatoes 2 months ago
this shit is fuckin halarious
MyFire11 2 months ago
girl: I have a boyfriend.
guy: we wont be needing him.
channelin 2 months ago
@channelin Do you ever read the top comments or the comments at all? and the ''guy'' part is wrong its actually we don't need him not we wont be needing him
ZeSiar 2 months ago
@ZeSiar ohh shit, are you serious i cant believe this fucking hell!!! arrrggghhhhhhhh i missed a word i didn't recite the legendary prophet correctly! Suck on my ball sack you picky cunt. wtf who cares, u geek
channelin 2 months ago
@channelin How is reading a comment being a geek I get D's and C's so really not a geek and your a dumbass cause you don't read shit bet you can't even read anything you dumbshit
ZeSiar 2 months ago
@ZeSiar your so dumb, when i said your a geek i was saying it because you made a big deal because i didn't recite the guy's words exactly. case closed, your proud you get d's at school lol
channelin 2 months ago
@channelin I know I'm dumb I told you I get D's and C's wow your stupid
ZeSiar 2 months ago
GIRL:"i have a boyfriend
BOY:that's great he can buy us drinks!!!
HOUSEtwisted 2 months ago
the woman at 0:39 :D he could have made smth.
twinsince96 3 months ago
This is f*cking scary. It looks so easy, that he might start doing it for real, and write one of those books about "How to get girls even if you're not popular."
That's all it takes to get girls, is being unafraid and being 100% into her? I'm glad I'm married because I'd probably go try it. Also, I would assume that any of these girls is going to want a relationship, not just a hookup. But that one seemed willing to have a foursome so what do I know.
DominicMetal1979 3 months ago
did the last girls say " I have a boyfriend but i'm only into lesbians"?
stsk7 3 months ago
@1:08.
holy shit, she actually said "I don't know" TO A FUCKING FOURSOME! like if he had been more persistent and planned it our a little better, he could have gotten her to agree. that is fucking crazy.
vobo8998 4 months ago
This is Hilarious
ryan30931 4 months ago
Balls
HolyManta 4 months ago 5
guy: can i take a picture of u so i can show santa just what i want for christmas girl: heres a picture of my dog
swillycakes 4 months ago
This is hilarious...lol
AdrenaI1ne 5 months ago
what a shitty nerd monkey drug addict is this????
futmut1000 5 months ago
GUY:sarah
Girl: im jenna
ohh
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kastriotleci 5 months ago 4
Guy: Can I have your number?
Girl: Uhm... Get my get email address, and I have a boyfriend...
Guy: Not a problem
Girl: and we're Lesbians.
Guy: Not a problem
thema6ician 6 months ago 25
LOL
Suchacooluzername 6 months ago
This is so awkward
FredrickVonShwinkel 6 months ago
My hero!!!!
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CanadianRandom 6 months ago
a onesome
KCSZer0 6 months ago
=/ sorry, you arent coming off as a "potential" mate instead more of a clown or "dancing" monkey as they call it. I like your BF destroyers but you should arch your body more to show dominates.
t0astz 6 months ago
oh my god... this is actually slightly painful to watch
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There's such a thing as learning to be comfortable with meeting girls, but with a measure of civility... and then there's approaching women like a giant douchebag, like this guy. The part that I don't get is that women are responding to him... which doesn't say much about female population these days.
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EDBASSMASTER V.S PAUL TELNER!!!! WHOS FUNNIER!
218792KING 6 months ago
Carleton U blows
TheSelfMadeScholar 6 months ago
he's got balls but i'm surprised he didn't get bitch slapped!
aerobutton 6 months ago
@aerobutton girls don't slap guys, they just walk away
76ComicFan 6 months ago
@aerobutton He probably did, but edited that out lol
vjosep1 6 months ago
Go into club: $25
Buy drink to a girl: $7
Get her number: Priceless
fantasticmura 6 months ago 4
@fantasticmura Haha if you buy a girl a drink that's all you'll get.
bobby123greenhalgh 6 months ago
he sucks! he is too sexual.
fantasticmura 6 months ago
"I have a boy friend"
"That's not a problem, we don't need him"
this guy is funny
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UFCFights11 6 months ago
the funniest part was when he said to the girl that had her belly sticking out was youre stunning,stunning
chevymagmail 6 months ago
what does the girl at 0:25 say?
mrpancacs 6 months ago
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mrpancacs 6 months ago
Lmao dis niqqa stupiddd
coder928 6 months ago
the girl wearing the tank top sticking out her belly is fuckin hot
chevymagmail 6 months ago
@chevymagmail you mean the muffing-top? lol
TCreatorO 6 months ago
Girl: I have a boyfrien
Guy: No problem, we don't need him!
LMAO!!!
davidchapincastillo 7 months ago 2
THAT GUY IS A GENIUS!! HAHA He's Like a Young Howard Stern!
AMS188 7 months ago
Its something really funny
ganu0009 7 months ago
HAHAHA we don't need him. This guy is da fucking BOSS - With double S.
rapstreetz 7 months ago
motherfucker got nuttz ;)
MrJhonyboy19 7 months ago
He is trying to hard, I learned the other way and works for me like 70% of the time.
popeye0047 7 months ago
that guy is short
chevymagmail 7 months ago
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: I hava a bicycle back home but i don't ride it.
milosra 7 months ago 128
@milosra I don't get it
dhide14 4 months ago
He puts 90% of PuA's to shame
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@orkneymist You think so? He's just trying to be friendly & a gentleman to the girls! Not to mention, carrying on a conversation!
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how do people dislike this?
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12345882357 8 months ago
Sarah! .......i'm jen
annechristie09 8 months ago 2
Hahahaha, It's funny when he calls her sara, that shows he is picking up lots of girls lol
amberandsam100 8 months ago
Girl : btw, i already have a boyfirend.
Boy : Thats not a problem, we dont need him.
mutiateia 8 months ago 85
@igi1390 no, you won't
3DChris82 8 months ago
"guys im pickin up here....any pens?" hahah this guys mad funny
Fh123r 8 months ago
this is some of the funniest shit ever
l3aIIin23 8 months ago
AKA... WOODY ALLEN's TIPS ON PICKING UP WOMEN!
Good luck with that!
mrekbass 8 months ago
"thats not a problem, we dont need him" lmao
mtb4life92 8 months ago 2
Guys that's what you call Confidence!!!
Damn this dude is funny xD
ChArLiE210TX 8 months ago
@ChArLiE210TX Hell yeah lol
amberandsam100 8 months ago
Nice, picking up random girls is a number game. His out were pretty smooth.
icebreakerbracelet 8 months ago
Pretty smooth. I guess picking up random girls is a numbers game.
icebreakerbracelet 8 months ago
Girl: I have a boyfriend, by the way.
Guy: That's not a problem. We don't need him.
Awesome is the only word I can use lol
foxfire180 8 months ago
"I was wondering maybe if you girls were up for a.. a... 2..3.. a foursome?" THIS MAN IS GOD!
caladbolge 9 months ago 3
i have a boyfriend ! boy : we dont need him !! ;p xaxaaxaaxxax
immortalcy1 9 months ago
now this guy can pick up girls! He is having fun here, but imagine if he'll get serious about it. I think he can put all other pua to shame easily!
ankr141 9 months ago
dude got a ton of balls
gojirokiryu 9 months ago
1:11 DAT ASS!!
ligyro 9 months ago
LMAOOOO
streetball14 9 months ago
Sarah...my name is Gen...oh yeah Gen lmao
chris96kalonji 9 months ago
LOL this is Carleton Uni campus ! representing!
hassanmaqsood 9 months ago
I saw a girl in a club the other day, i walked up to her and said "Hey do you know what shoe size i am?" She said, What i am supposed to be impressed or something??? So i said "No i'm just telling you i'm size 14 so there is no point in running".
007toft007 9 months ago
what 's the outrosong called?
DubItRight 9 months ago
@DubItRight
Its the instrumental for 'Gravel Pit' by Wu Tang Clan.
sharky168 9 months ago
hahahahaha...pure genious
prutsikas 9 months ago
guys i'm picking up here, any pens? hahaha thats funny
thegrandboulevard 9 months ago
ummm!? 3-sum, I have a boyfriend. . . that's not a problem, , , We don't need Him,, Lmao's
rclark23 9 months ago
if they cant cook, and wont get naked, what are they here for?
GodGriff 9 months ago
It really is about being outspoken and making the girl laugh.
kingkong113 9 months ago
gahahhahah
locomarcoo97 9 months ago
Nerdy McErd!!
BananaMango99 10 months ago
hahabahHHHahahahah omg funny
420bmxer 10 months ago
one, two, three, a foursome?? XD
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babychink1 10 months ago
It's Jesse Eisenberg. lol
BeginnningoftheEnd 10 months ago
Holy shit. If he was good looking, hed be unstoppable.
123QWEASDZXCV 10 months ago 2
Awesome video! need more of this.
kensher123 10 months ago
to be honest i thought the dude was dressed as ronald mcdonald at first
jonsonn2 10 months ago 3
this dudes awesome lol
royalbanger780 10 months ago
We dont need him Rofl
MysteryLogic 10 months ago
i bet hes kidding ? he couldve picked up any of them if he really tried, hes just goofing tho
sneakyfly 10 months ago
so random
Chamma97 10 months ago
lmao awesome
TheGloryfighter1000 10 months ago
Carleton Ravenssss yeeaaaah
hza47 10 months ago
He should show off his balls.
1992yls 10 months ago
Isn't this guy a character on Family Guy?
aureliomanalo 10 months ago
FUCK YOU PROGRESSIVE
SuperStreetG 10 months ago
Ahahahaha love this vid
eckoecko95 10 months ago
LMAO this guy is funny.
AalphaaR 10 months ago
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Guy: I have a cat
Girl: Huh? What?
Guy: What? I thought we were naming things that didn't matter :-D
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@Monaco750Li
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: I have a test tomorrow
Girl: What?
Boy: Sorry, I thought we were naming things we could cheat on :-D
TheKrankyPanda 9 months ago 3
@TheKrankyPanda LMFAO....that triumphs my comment by a gazillion times...good one
Monaco750Li 8 months ago
@Monaco750Li dude i only have one testicle
meestachao400 8 months ago
props to that guy he has balls thanks to him i know what im doin tomorow
crystalroy 11 months ago
@crystalroy jacking off?
eltotoloco69 10 months ago
@eltotoloco69 HOW DID YOU KNOW :O
crystalroy 10 months ago
could this guy be more jewish
pua4lyfe44 11 months ago
Jerk. Only got an email LOL
martaisbest 11 months ago
this guy is really confident
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jewish?
canadianscot06 11 months ago
Hahahahaha XD
Lukash636 11 months ago
Yeah, he's pretty annoying. But he CAN be funny at times.
stupidguyx 11 months ago
THIS GUY HAS THE BALLS!
dontcarewatuthink 11 months ago
::))) you funny mother fucker =))
ovidiu48 11 months ago
great way of doing it LoL
yyawsotilrac 11 months ago
i think dis dude has done voice editin,specially wen he asks d girl u wanna hv s3x and she says "sure ya" ,shes nt even sayin tht,wot a loser
aiiKaramBa 11 months ago
@aiiKaramBa she said sorry no you moron
tgodd 11 months ago
@aiiKaramBa The way you type... You are the loser, mate. d hv u wot tht.
seriously, fuck off.
llewcat 10 months ago
If Paul can everybody can!!
soporia 11 months ago
Girl "Ohh i have a boyfriend by rthe way"
Paul "Thats alright we wont be needing him"
LMFAO FUCKING PRICELESS
HSV802 11 months ago
hahaha fucking loser
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ito6722 1 year ago
here's my e-mail address, ok I'll call you..WTF LOL!!
elFlakation 1 year ago
a foursome LOL
elFlakation 1 year ago
damn that jennifer has handles xD
seerp94 1 year ago
@mrshyshaki lol i think you meant pens
yoyodog99 1 year ago
hahaha what a fuckin nutter...He has got some balls...you got to give him that!!
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Slacker5120 7 months ago
@ukurbanfarmer They're Canadians.
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lol @ the what do you think of us having sex uhh no thank you LOL
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hes got a huge dick
LamborghiniGuy4 1 year ago
Jen seems like a cool girl
690169 1 year ago 4
american chicks must be easyyyy (cos americans r dumb)
ukurbanfarmer 1 year ago
@ukurbanfarmer Are you saying that I AM dumb? I'm a straight A+ student, in the National Honors Society, I'm in at least 5 extra-curricular activites. Would you like me to go on my good friend?
aramsthel 1 year ago
@aramsthel lol, I like how you compare grade with intelligence =)
Naah, you're not really smart xD
Prinoto 1 year ago
@aramsthel sure cuz bill gates here. what this is the internet. u cant lie on here
dontcarewatuthink 11 months ago
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690169 1 year ago
HAHAH HE SAID THATS NOT A PROBLEM WE DONT NEED HIM... LOL
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one two three foursome :)
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one two three foursome... nice
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the girl with the boyfriend, umm... if you have a boyfriend why u even considering the offer? cheater
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