9/11 Conspiracy Theories Often Suck.

[bdick1969]

your a damn cock in the mouth go back to ur tyranny roots and sit and spin on it

[seanbedlam]

I fucked your mother.

[randompal]

go throw a shrimp on the barbie and shut the fuck up

[gavingoo]

Apparently sean has never heard of the false flag terrorism, laws of physics, free fall, chemistry, thermate, Cheney taking control of NORAD on 9/11, the lies of the Iraq war.

[seanbedlam]

Yes, yes, I must be an idiot. I'm not someone who spent several years studying conspiracy theories. This is where most conspiracy theorists fuck-up: they attack anyone who doubts a pet theory. Thats because they usually don't want the truth- they want someone to blame.

[gavingoo]

"must be" huh, you can be whatever you want, but when you ignore simple scientific facts as most idiots do, then yes, your actions will define you as an idiot. Give up the victim act, no one is attacking you, you're not worth it, they are attacking your ignorance about 9/11 and the facts surrounding that day.

[seanbedlam]

As I said, anyone who disagrees with the pet theory is "ignorant". This shit makes me so fucking sad, every fucking single fucking day.

[gavingoo]

You're ignorant, because you can't give us any facts; however, I can give you dozens of facts showing that the government did in fact know 9/11 in advance and facilitated the attacks weeks before and on that day when Cheney had NORAD stand down.

[sikness3r]

Show some facts then.

[alabasteroldsoul]

wiki operation northwoods and then try going on this same rant about how absurd the idea of US complicity/involvement in 9/11 is...i really don't see how you could.

[seanbedlam]

You said "US" complicity? You didn't say "George W. Bush"? Because that's kind of a important point!

[MAXWELLJJ]

lay off the cocaine bro

[kingkiko4life]

nobody's gonna step on this cats' blue suede shoes! -the king lives!

[BusBoyIsBack]

Why do people get so defensive when discussing conspiracy theories retorting to childish insults?

I think people are too scared to believe our government could do such a thing.

Stuck in doublethink of 1984.

[frayser07]

OMG exactly...1984's doublethink

[atsinpa94]

AMEN. Conpiracy theorists ARE ALL SHIT. ALL OF THEM. Their half-assed explanations range from a fucking cartoon plane to no plane at all. Idiots. This one retard keeps on PMing me about how "ZOMG LIEK THERE WAS NO PLAIN AT ALL!!!!11ONESHIFT+ELEVENTYONE.­" What he's basically telling me is that a bunch people went on flights on September 11, 2001 and just mysteriously disappeared. OMG MAYBE GORGE BUHS HAS DEM WOKRING IN AN UNDRGROND MIEN!!!11!1

[trexx32]

Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment were made up..

[IHATEPEOPLE46]

Which comment because if it's the first one you fucking retarded.

[IHATEPEOPLE46]

man uh u need to be the quite amrica s amazin for real!der.

[neoflybynight]

Where did you learn english... a 3-year old.. although a 3-year old might have made more sense

[tariqziyad]

why do people who live outside of america always have an opinion on america?

[seanbedlam]

Why do you think?

[tariqziyad]

because your country is trash and isnt important or interesting, so you worry about what goes on in america, australia sucks

[seanbedlam]

You're the flower of North American intellect aren't you?

[IHATEPEOPLE46]

frist of all that was a stupid question it dosen't matter if you live inside of or outside of america most people have an opinion on it. if you mean why do they have a negitive opinion on it. Then I guess I would say I live in america and I fucking hate it.

[IHATEPEOPLE46]

well at least everyone knows that the russians stole our weather satilite and made huricane katrina to get back at us for the cold war.

[rmeddy1]

dude put the camera down.

[seanbedlam]

Step away from that keyboard.

[rmeddy1]

dude why do have the camera shaking the entire fucking video

[MouzerMalti]

its called style

[corvinusrex]

"sub-microscopic"? You're a middle-aged man who tries to immulate Elvis in his everyday life . . . can you say "thermite"? Can you say "complicity"? Can you say "pre-set shape charges" (as in controlled demolition)? and then can you shut the hell up? :0)

[seanbedlam]

Oh, so people who don't buy every fucking conspiracy theory should "shut the hell up"? That's very healthy! Cunts like you cured me of believing conspiracies. You all take yourselves so fucking seriously, you won't listen, and YOU SHOUT PEOPLE DOWN.

[corvinusrex]

Watch your own video. You were the one ranting unintelligibly, and for that I said, "shut the hell up", not for your disbelief in conspiracies. Can't take it? Don't post. The scientific evidence for a 911 inside job is out there for anyone to read, but your excuse is that people like me have put you off from a harmless bit of reading? Fuck off with that rhetoric. Still blame your parents for how your life turned out? :0)

[corvinusrex]

. . . and furthermore; I don't think a Brit like you can tell me anything about my government and my country. I wouldn't presume to try and tell you anything about yours, either. Your BBC, btw, reported the collapse of wtc building 7 20 minutes before it actually did collapse. The twat BBC reporter was standing right in front of building 7 (still standing) as she spoke. My President is a murderer and your queen is a dyke.

[seanbedlam]

I'm Australian, idiot. Shut the hell up.

[RickwithasilentP]

Hi Sean, I take back any nasty comments I ever made towards you in relation to your anti-americanism. This video makes up for it all. You are 100% right. Bush is an idiot. We can all agree on that. And too much of an idiot to plan 9/11. Surely we can all agree on that too. This was a great commentary - thank you. To all you other spastic morons in other comments below - first of all, he has an Australian accent (like me), secondly learn to fucking spell, thirdly get an education.

[seanbedlam]

Thank you. :)

[raymore]

It's microscopic, yet that is why there are way too many scientific holes in the 9-11 situation.

You are a douche.

[mariephoto878]

Wish he would talk about the TerrorPets.

[jmandigital]

This guy's fake accent is super annoying, he may have a point, but it doesn't change the fact that he's a douchebag.

[ThereIsNoConspiracy]

It was a 757, but it was on remote control. No wait - it was a Global Hawk! No wait, it was an A-3 Skywarrior! No wait, it was a cruise missile! No wait, it was all done with explosives! No wait, it was bombs! No wait, it wasn't fire! No wait, it wasn't planes! No wait, it was a nonconventional weapon! No wait, it wasn't terrorist! No wait, it was thermite! No wait, it was demolition! Hilarious. And then they tell everyone else to "wake up."

[snipboy]

PNAC says that what was needed for America to dominate much of humanity and the world's resources, it said, was "some catastrophic and catalyzing event - like a new Pearl Harbor". The attacks of September 11, 2001 provided the "new Pearl Harbor", described as "the opportunity of ages". Wake up people!

[snipboy]

Open your eyes...you're sleepwalking. Any fool could see how 911 benefitted the Bush crowd and their plans for a New World Order. Read the Project for a New American Century document written by a NEOCON think tank including William Kristol, Paul Wolfowitz, Dick Cheney, Jeb Bush, and Donald Rumsfeld co-authored in 1999.

[grandmacaesar]

i don't think george bush did it.  that's stupid.

wtc 7 fell wrong. no plane hit it. it was two blocks away from the twin towers. the fires inside were very small. and yet it fell in under 7 seconds.

for some reason, the 9/11 report from congress did not mention it. the nist (national institute of standards and technology) says they'll get a report to us sometime later. it's been over five years.

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[swordslanga]

you will soon see the global union is in control enerything, the owners of the money have the control its clear you have not done enough effective research so do that before you spout your mouth off

[swordslanga]

this guy is a compleat idiot stupid dont piss down my back and tell me its raining asshole there is no conspricy the global union is evil no doubts

[Sypherssj209]

FUCK MATE! BRILLIANT VIDEO! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!, Are you Aussie? most likely, same here lol, Im joining the Army soon and I keep getting these piss poor conspiracy theorists on at me about how I will be doing evil and shit, when I will infact be fighting for their fucking freedom against the bad guys so they can be free and have free speech and they can say all this bullshit, THANKYOU for this video, its great! im gonna show it to everyone I know!

[Americanflow2]

dont piss down my neck with these retarded comments you stupid people (not joking)

[starvinnmarvinn]

anyone who believes 911 is a conspiracy is a retard

[dshiftyk]

Good thing for you tube, your "smart friends" probably told you about it so you'd leave them alone. The sheer fact that most US Government agencies are terribly unorganized is a perfect example of how it would be very easy to pull the 9/11 gig off. But your entitled to your (crappy) opinion :)

[squirrelywrath2]

South park did a good episode on the subject, check it out it would make a better point then i could in a comment

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[Fantacyshroom]

I love your damn videos and I pretty much agree with every thing you say. I send people to your page all the time. This is my first time seeing this video. But look most of the 9/11 theories are true, but actually run across some fuck face morn that is screaming moronic shit that steers people away from the truth excusing it as a conspiracy theory. It will be a global problem but were dealing with that you keep doing what your doing.

[seanbedlam]

Thanks.

[thepeter]

Kurt Vonnegut said "life is a conspiracy in your favor."

[seanbedlam]

That sounds like a winning script. I think I'll act accordingly.

[thepeter]

Not if i do it first!

[dimanddiger]

i think the 9/11 conspiracy whas a goverment conspiracy hmmmm se what the bottled water is doing to me its making me crazy there trying to drug me run while you have chance

[VengefulTikiGod]

I once heard there are two theories of political affairs:

-The conspiracy theory, in which the powers that be are always trying to covertly exploit people.

-The Fuck-up Theory, in which stupid shit just happens because somebody genuinely screwed up.

I imagine it may be a bit of both. For example, we certainly know Dubya is a MONUMENTAL fuck-up, but it's also quite clear he is not completely open about his actions or motivations, let alone the CIA and a lot of large corporations.

[seanbedlam]

That makes plenty'o'sense to me.

[mafiagiovanni]

so stupid because its so true. Im not pro-bush, hes a dumb bastard in which i think my meth head neighbor could do a better job at running america then he can but just because we dislike jews or bush dosnt mean we need to come up with some bullshit conspiracy saying that bush killed thousands of people just so he could get a low approval rating and land up with the democrates taking over congress is just redicules.

[LamenameRodriguez]

Disliking Jews is just stupid. Its one thing to dislike a person, they are a single broadly consistent and definable entity. To dislike whole people's is stupid, because they will not all be the same. The laws of nature dictate that!

[FreemanZee]

So, there are no conspiracies? Then why is conspiracy a crime? Wake the fnck up, and think for yourselves. A conspiacy is something done collusively in secret. Happens all the time. All the time.

[seanbedlam]

Who said there were no conspiracies?

[thedevilsrejector]

soo stupid

[1NN0C3NT]

U have a sexy acsent..I swear u do..

[1NN0C3NT]

U have a sexy acsent..I swear u do..

[buttzillaman]

hahaha "the jews did it" havent you seen south park

[alainek]

Very balanced, right where I'm at with this...great work

[wotabean]

fact or shut the fuck up idiot

ha haha ha love it

[Phryo88]

Dude your fucking out there, your in the ether.

Keep it up.

[seanbedlam]

I shall! I shall continue to orbit the planet of my own bullshit! ;)

[D4Shawn]

Should I be scared that I know exactly what you're talking about?

[ETcelera]

Great vid again, can't wait to watch all your others!

People who think conspiracies are BS by definition make me laugh as much as people who think aliens or jews control everything. Conpiracies exist by definition since people who are after power never get enough. But WW1-2 proves a tiny minority can cause even more destruction than before, not that no can control people. There's no secret gov controling everything, but there are powerful people trying to make it so. There always has.

[PeterD555]

Agree ETcelera... And Sean, yes, there are other things to do then mind masterbate at every oppurtunity. Discussing CT is in its very nature futile unless there is some truth to be gained. So then research is needed. And then... and then.. I really dont know. If there is a consp. out there with illuminati and shit, their doin a pretty good job at looking stupid

[seanbedlam]

I came at conspiracy theory after watching police beat protestors at an anti-WTO blockade here in Melbourne. I wanted to know more than ever how things like that happen. It's been very rewarding to use the net for years on my voyage of discovery!

[seanbedlam]

What I like about conspiracy theorizing is the detective work part of it. Following the money etc. It takes discipline though, that's for sure.

[jonjo220]

Aha....I see....Sean is a government plant. I knew it! He's the Lonelygirl15 of poltical rhetoric! Now that's a conspiracy for you! hehe

[seanbedlam]

I don't know why, but that strikes me as very bloody funny! :D

[ToonTownTerrorist]

You think soft parenting is how this whole mess got started from the very beginning of Dubya's life?

[phillips788]

Yeah baby! You should be on stage dude.. Love the spiel, maybe u should chill out and go see (uwe the groover) type it in and have a butchers.. Take care and keep it coming.. Rgds.. Uwe

[MannyBei]

I'm not sure if Comedy is the appropriate category for your enlightening, opinionated videos...but then your cynicsism and sarcasm makes me laugh.

[Wrayer]

Best damned rant in ages dude. Awesome. I think you've been groping at these ideas for a long time, but for whatever reason it finally clicked for me here. Thanks!

[herbstwerk]

word!

[olivertothescott]

Good video

[skinnychef]

teehee, sean! you are so cute with your conspiracy theories! i trust our govenment completely! USA!!!YAY!!!

[Maccehz]

Why do you care?

[seanbedlam]

About what?

[willyswear]

I do believe in some of these conspiracy theories but what good does it do to worry about them. To worry about a conspiracy is taking precious time and energy away from your life and what you love for a problem you can never solve.

[Thrashaero]

that would be assuming that you can never solve it, or at the very least a contribution to the solution....and also assuming that if you it's never solved, you'll continue to enjoy your life in a manner free of any pressures direct or indirectly from the massive problem...and regardless if you do, that those you care about or people in general in the future will as well.

[willyswear]

So tell me how I fight Aliens, the illuminati, or Elvis who has been resurected from the dead?

[Thrashaero]

who the fuck's talkin about aliens, illuminati, or elvis?

[Urgelt]

Put 3 people in a room, and there will be at least 4 conspiracies. Guess what? They're conspiring against each other as much as the outside world.

The Law of Unintended Consequences bites ruling class conspirators as often as it does average people.

But every so often a conspiracy works. Nazis taking over Germany. Neocons taking over America. Media control improves the odds. But someone else will conspire against 'em. A fractious lot, we humans.

[SunTzuBuddha]

SunTzuBuddha was here looking for mikma.

[juliact]

Personally I hate conspiracy theories (except maybe for a laugh?) You know why? Because the definition of a conspiracy theory is that is has NO real evidence to support it...only crazy conjecture, that yes, MAY be true, but equally MAY NOT. It's a waste of our precious time and a bloody pain in the arse brain drain. While we're diverting ourselves with these phantoms Howard is setting up the "nauru solution", Bush is bombing Iraq, or standing by while Lebanon is razed...need I go on?

[Thrashaero]

actually the definition would be: conspiracy - plot of 2 or more individuals to committ a crime...theory - explanation of that plot

sounds a little something like the 9/11 commission report.

[juliact]

and it wouldn't be a theory if there was some any real evidence!

[Thrashaero]

uh yeah, you're right..that's my point, since the 9/11 CR lacks it bigtime.

the FBI doesn't even have Bin Laden wanted for 9/11, because they said they lack the evidence.

[grandmacaesar]

"no real evidence". exactly. the fema report sez they don't know why wtc7 fell. the 9/11 commission report doesn't even mention wtc7.

[katiesopinion]

hahahahaha

[tjbach]

"Grapple with uncertainty approach"

lol - I been doing that since birth.

[aarozona]

Dude, all I know at this point, is if I had me some pussy, I wouldn't give a shit about any of it.

[WinstonSith]

Yeah, Sean, one word about the "ALL POWERFUL CONSPIRACY" what's controlling the ENTIRE PLANET: FEMA.

Still, I have a video of Don Rumsfeld bailing from the assassin drone, right before it hit the Penatgaon. PM me, and I'll send it to anyone who asks...

[badbarb]

Oh ..I got dizzy watching your vid ...lol...i have to say tho...ummm...9/11 was an inside job...just my opinion.There are WAY too many unanswered questions,I think 'they' have something to hide ...hmmmmmm. ;)

[GreenEyedBanana]

Im thinking--how did black boxes in the plane destroy--but goddam paper passport made it to the grounds in New York. Im also thinking the hair is looking quite batman/elvis-ish. I agree completely from 3:00 to the end. haha _nICOLE_

[seanbedlam]

I think that was meant to be a jokey-poo!

[burnvictim77]

Yeah, Bush would LOVE for you to think it was all a big joke.

[jboydjr143]

As an "Occom's Razor" Queen, I hear you, nonetheless, I have an icky feeling about this one that I just can't shake off. Jim B.

[burnvictim77]

How come the Nazi panzer that materialized in NY on 911 was never investigated?

[randomburn]

I blame the children, those little mind controlin chilrens that nearly did in Christoper Reeve in Village Of The Damned. Yeah them, They're in control of the world!

[WinstonSith]

Ya see, THIS is why I didn't do the "U" word! ;)

[mteeire]

word

[inuyashaxx]

The truth is scarier than fiction. Bush is an idiot. Bush also has his fingers on the big ol' nuke button. That scares me more than remote control planes and Japanese Buddhist doomsday cults (You'd have to read some of these conspiracy theories to get it.)

[jedimagejoe]

its masonic martians beat that sun. although the buildings did come down a little too controled for my liking bush had it done the cia did trained osama

[deadlogic]

you conspired with conspiracy theorists to make a conspiracy theory about conspiracy theorists and their conspiracies. that is my conspiracy theory.

[WaywardSun]

Dammit, Sean! I'm going to need you to just choose right now: Masons or Martians?