Reservoir Dogs In 5 Seconds

[thatdutchguy420]

wait why is the big lebowski in resevoir dogs

[johnh1967]

Sorry but you can't have reservoir dogs without the ear scene!

[AdamC3046]

I don't know how long 5 seconds are in your world... :L

[southernboygonebad]

saying that it was going to be only 5 seconds, but is actually more like 8... very unprofessional!

[AMV200]

still,in my opinion, one of the most poorly constructed films in Hollywood/cinematic history,

[98drawer]

@AMV200 explain how?

[AMV200]

@98drawer i wasnt expecting that type of response.

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

@AMV200 your opinion is wrong and holds no weight.

[AMV200]

@xPurpleDrinkx9001 how so?

[ISetYourFaceOnFire]

@AMV200 Actually it's so intelligently constructed it was hated by Hollywood for it, and being Tarantino's first film it was underrated as hell and deserved lot more credit than it got. It's a classic, original with an outstanding soundtrack which actually got the songs feature in the movie actually recognized. Quite smart storytelling compared to the other overly convoluted messes that came out in the 90's Let me guess. You think Pulp Fiction is also poorly constructed as well *facepalm*

[AMV200]

@ISetYourFaceOnFire pulp fiction is alsoone of the most overated film iv'e ever came across, and if you dont see that sir...than you just dont know cinema

[ISetYourFaceOnFire]

@AMV200 You haven't stated any valid points what so ever. All you've said is that it's overrated. Not only that, you fail to utilize basic grammar and punctuation, along with poor sentence structure. And you say a classic like Reservoir dogs is poorly constructed. My friend the irony is lost with you.

[AMV200]

@ISetYourFaceOnFire woooohhhh mr.I want to be called mister.....psshhh

[Silverstreak1337]

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TOE?

[MissGimmeThatBass]

@Silverstreak1337 I can get you a toe, Dude. There are ways.

[JimmyJazz94]

What I don't get about the standoff though is how Nice Guy Eddie dies, cos there's no-one pointing a gun at him?

[woohooness13]

@JimmyJazz94 Mr white shoots twice before he hits the ground

[JimmyJazz94]

@woohooness13 Oh yeah I see what you mean. It's a very slight movement.

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

@JimmyJazz94 Larry shoots them both

[JimmyJazz94]

@xPurpleDrinkx9001 Yeee I know that now. But you gotta admit it's such a slight movement on ol' Mr White's part it's barely noticeable.

[HomerGlop]

lol great jesus!

[airforce9872]

BIG LEBOWSKI FTW

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

"Joe, if you shoot the rug, you will die."

(Later)

"LARRY, STOP POINTING THAT F***ING GUN AT THE MAN!!!"

[violenttj]

@ArmedtotheTeethProd he says at my dad not the man

[LordValnar]

That last scene was from the big Lebowsky.

[squamish4244]

The movie was disgustingly violent.

[ShinobiGarth]

LOL, exactly. this movie was pretty much one big gunfight with some dialog to tie them together

[BushHillAlumni24]

120 people fucked with Jesus

[Ichiboy900]

*Mixes Reservoir Dogs reference with Big Lebowski reference* *instantly receives a million thumbs up*

[snoosisback]

WTF John Turturro at the end. It's a scene of the big lebowsky !!!

[sirim1337]

i love that nobody is shooting nice guy eddie but still he dies :D

[razzor7]

@sirim1337 if you look close it's all plausible. I've read that same piece of trivia but in the cinematography there is no ambiguity.

[LongLiveRock105]

@sirim1337 I think Mr. White catches Eddie on his way down. That's my only guess, cause you're right, it looks like no one shoots him...

[AHafan2]

I don't do heists on the sabbath 'cause it's SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS

[lollalot]

"A MOVIE IN 5 SECONDS" isn't supposed to be literally 5 seconds long!... it just means its severely condensed!!! stop complaining that its 10 or whatever seconds too long. Main point is for it to be funny-ish.

[Jnavarrete473]

no one shoots the guy in blue at 0:15 wtf?

[MrAnarchojoe]

If you look closely (there's a video of it in slow motion) he is indeed shot by Mr. White.

[ABHLR]

0:20 is not reservoir dogs, it's big lebowski

[KLthebig]

Tarantino is probably the best action movies director of all time.

DO YOU AGREE?

[ISetYourFaceOnFire]

@KLthebig One of the best, along side christopher nolan.

[KLthebig]

OF course.

How could I forget Nolan.

Thanks for remember me dude!

[ISetYourFaceOnFire]

@KLthebig Theirs a few others two. no problem :)

[nothsurrevilo]

WHO SHOT NICE GUY EDDIE!!!!!?!?!?!!!??!

[Snyper009]

@nothsurrevilo if you look closely, mr. white fires 2 shots, the 2nd put nice guy eddie down

[thenostalgiakid1]

Yeah that pretty much sums up the whole movie. Blam! Blam! bang! Bang Bamm! Bam!!! bang! bang!bang! Jeseus! u said it man!

[TheBrewskiBaby]

Just watch the Asian movie he stole it from.

[vanlok]

@TheBrewskiBaby There is a difference between stealing a movie and reffering to a movie. qt always said that he loved asian movies.

[5h67]

but it says resevoir dogs in 5 seconds

[5h67]

it wasn't 5 seconds it was 23 and it sucked

[Ikarosus]

@5h67 None of these videos are supposed to be 5 seconds long.

[darklinkwillkill666]

@5h67 it wasn't 5 seconds it was 12 and it was awesome

[Lievcocijo]

the funny thing is you didnt miss anything

[BreakRightIntoHeaven]

This was longer than 5 seconds... AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!

[BlackStrat54]

@BreakRightIntoHeaven

This isn't nam this is bowling, there are rules.

[x50ftQueenie]

@BreakRightIntoHeaven Ah that made me burst laughing, kudos! :)

[dfgbrvnvcfyueurngc48]

@BreakRightIntoHeaven actually the point of these video it's that it is NEVER 5 seconds, you can check, it's part of the "joke".

[bobo225884]

@BreakRightIntoHeaven Yes you're the only one who don't gets it

[TheMoparDrvr]

@BreakRightIntoHeaven MARK IT ZERO!!!

[gtgoskate]

@BreakRightIntoHeaven Yes, you are the only one who cares because the 5 second videos have NEVER been really 5 seconds.

[buttersballsisback]

@gtgoskate I wouldn't say he's the only one. 37 people agree with him.

[trym88]

@BreakRightIntoHeaven you are not alone brother



[ShinobiGarth]

@BreakRightIntoHeaven the "5 second" thing is nothing more than a way of saying a really short summary of the movie, it doesnt mean a literal 5 seconds

[low1tjeh]

@ShinobiGarth you dont get it, do you..

[conorthealien]

@ShinobiGarth n00bs always miss the references.heres a clue watch every single John Goodman film and you may get the reference.

[ShinobiGarth]

@conorthealien no one asked you or cares what you think

[conorthealien]

@ShinobiGarth yes they do, my mum cares... so ha!!

[ShinobiGarth]

@conorthealien nah she told me she doesnt love you anymore. i told her thats awfully cold-hearted to say about your child but she didnt listen. im sorry man

[squamish4244]

@BreakRightIntoHeaven Yes, yes you are.

[Whooligan86]

@BreakRightIntoHeaven I agree... this is not Nam, there are rules.

[BrittStar15913]

@BreakRightIntoHeaven i thought it was gonna be gunshots and the F-word constantly said lol wait thats it in 12 seconds! lol gotta respect the rules

[KMurderful]

@BreakRightIntoHeaven do yourself a favor and just dont click on the video unless its less than 15 seconds long. And also stop bitching.

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

I counted exactly twenty-four; gunshots!

[miladynana]

the best part is the end

[MetalWolfReaper]

thats not 5 seconds

[JoshuaGetzelsKrieble]

itd be nice if these were actually 5 seconds long...

[killeraddiction]

@JoshuaGetzelsKrieble It'd be nice if people understood that the '5 Second' title should not be taken literally...

[JoshuaGetzelsKrieble]

KILLERADDICTION but it SHOULD be taken literally, thats my point. they want more time? they should change the title to "blank film IN the length its actually to". otherwise, they are making a false claim. the title "blank film IN FIVE SECONDS" clearly makes the literal and specific claim that it will be some sort of five second compression of a longer film... unless, as you are suggesting, 5 seconds is a figurative expression of 24 seconds... but c'mon!

[killeraddiction]

@JoshuaGetzelsKrieble Yes, the 5 seconds is just a figurative expression... that's the point. It just adds to the comedic layer of the video; it's an "(Insert Movie) in a nutshell" sort of thing and it keeps the idea consistent . There's no need to make a huge deal out of it.

[JoshuaGetzelsKrieble]

@killeraddiction i guess you could say its an idiom... but i think "2 seconds" or "a sec" are the only ones commonly used in that context. and ive seen 5 second movie condensations that were actually five seconds, so i know some people understand...

im not really trying to make a big deal out of it... mostly im just bored...

[TheHumanCannon]

@JoshuaGetzelsKrieble i like it when they're closer to actually being 5 seconds, like mine. it makes it funnier.

[DestroyerAlexandros]

Res Dogs in 5 secs should be "Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick" then turn to the left, turn to the right, then all the shooting and the mexican standoff and then turn to the left turn to the right again

[cabbagemoshescows]

i love the big lebowski at the end :D

[dcskatermm96]

@Soren216 It's " Why am I Mr. Pink?" "Because your a faggot alright"

[Kingmitsu]

You said it man...

[NecroMantis87]

that was actually more like 19 seconds...

[jsapprockstar725]

how the shit can you dislike this!

[Kagebushin01]

should be renamed to In 10 secs if you count it starting at 8 secs in when the first clip w/o music is played to the Shoot out clip at 18 secs.

[raaaa5]

Jesus.

You said it man!

Awesome film reference.

[cooldwg97]

pretty much sums it up

[REKONBALL2]

more like 12 seconds

[raoulhery]

I'm confused about the end! Did Mr pink made it at the end or did he get shot by the police??

[JammyWaad]

@raoulhery Obviously Mr. Pink lived and that's why he was in the sequel called "The Big Lebowski"

[comedybenj]

@raoulhery ill give u a hint put the subtitles on and u hear him shooting and shouting

[VoraxZavex]

@raoulhery if you turn the volume up really high at the end, you can hear mr pink getting arrested

[666friends]

More likely Tarantino in 5 seconds

[HddtSmz]

@666friends FYI, The Big Lebowski was made by Coen Brothers.

[TBomb15]

waaaaayyyyy more than 5 seconds

[republicFORCESn1]

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

JESUS

you said it man!

[elatu]

I was about to say this was an awfull video... that was until Jesus appear in it...

[bloodybloodshed]

Nobody fucks with the Jesus

[kyokomirror]

oh...Mr. Orange~ <3

[rydgemolino]

grand theft auto reservoir dogs  only on ps3 consoles

[SilverHammock]

Woo! We Gotta Date Wednesday Baby! Thumbs Up If You Know What I'm Taking About.

And why do I have to be Mr. Pink?

[TheGodKingOfMusic]

i love the part where everyone shuts the hell up

[snesguy1012]

No body fucks with the jesus..

[SolitaryCZ]

@snesguy1012 You said it, man!

[OMN1DYN4M1X]

dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick . How many dicks is that?

[klabargejr92]

@OMN1DYN4M1X a lot

[LeroyBinson2]

@OMN1DYN4M1X a lot

[gergely007]

Another bullshit from this asshole tarantino.

[Mjbrooks194]

Lol Big Lebowski at the end.

[SaltySquirrelNuts]

That rug really tied the Mexican standoff together.

[ZombieGorePrincess]

Hey! you got your "Big Lebowski" in my "Reservoir Dogs" haha! still briliant anyway!

[popomczowzow]

Hahaha "Nobody fucks with the Jesus"

[ExodusFaces]

Oh come on! Reservior Dogs was an amazing and elaborate movie

[NotSoAmericanIdiot]

Mr. Pink is a gun :)

[funnyfastman]

lol you said it man

[KurtMcGowan]

You pretty much picked out ALL the gunfights in that film XD

[DustinKingFilms]

Rug sure did tie the room together.

[kaneoisdabest]

wat THE FUCK AT 00:15 to 00:17

[hangoutsumtime]

The Big Lebowski 5 stars

[ThivieiraTAV]

wow i only konw the game!

[watkinsonatdal]

@ThivieiraTAV lame.

[PrettyKitty427]

nobody fucks with the jesus

[turkeyburgers]

STOP POINTING THAT GUN AT MY DAD!!!!!!

[AgandFuzzy]

isnt the end like...from the Big Lebowski??

[thomwd]

@AgandFuzzy Yes it is, but that doesn't matter does it? It's part of the joke.

[budihollijr]

damn straight

[lododeco]

every1 died. the end.

[letsgomets07]

mr pink ftw

[KaronsDarkness]

what was the song that was playing?

[Johnstamoshavemercy]

Little Green Bag.

Have Mercy

[czechmany]

more than 5 seconds but i liked it anyway

[AlexKryocek]

I really like the one part where that one guy was doing stuff.

[XxHAZMATxX]

o you mean that part where the guy did that one thing and something happend?

[AlexKryocek]

YES! Exactly!

[XxHAZMATxX]

oooo what about that part where that guy found that thing and he had to do something with it because if he didnt that bad thing they said would happen and the other dudes didnt belive it but helped him regardless and so they did even more things?

[AlexKryocek]

Yeah! Love that part too!

[jolly113]

I cried at that part.  : (

[jolly113]

I cried at that part. : (

[JimmyCarlinSk8]

@jolly113 what the fuck?

[serfer1983]

.....nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[Hautmanmike]

love the big lebowski

[AlexKryocek]

What if the theme song to Reservoir Dogs was "I'm walking on sunshine"?

[Redgrant80]

dude....you just blew my mind

[FrostBiteProd]

Little Green Bag - George Baker Selection

[KaronsDarkness]

@AlexKryocek What is the theme song?

[AlexKryocek]

@KaronsDarkness That is a good question, some people could argue that it's "Stuck in the middle with you" by Stealer's Wheel, or about half a dozen other songs. But there is strictly speaking no theme song in the film.

[Hamadryade]

@KaronsDarkness Little Green Bag, George Baker.

[0ForcePower0]

lol last stand

[tehlulz576]

Man if I ever shoot my girlfriend, I hope it looks just like that scene in the car!

[Jas0nH]

i laughed so hard when he killed the dumb bitch at :15.

[Exhalent]

"5 second" movies are not always 5 seconds, even by the nostalgia critic.

[Amcor09]

Your pedantic comment failed.

[VioletAmber]

what a great movie im not being sarcastic

[PunkFictionProdction]

...eight year-olds dude...

[hellofloyd]

you don't mess with the jesus!

[whotrickedyouu]

...

[Frozentear3]

HAHAHA, The Jesus in the end <3333

[ZeroNegativo]

My favorite part was when they were shooting each other.

[annier1984]

@ZeroNegativo You said it, man.

[igorfranklin83]

@ZeroNegativo...

no shit!

[nortuber]

You said it man!

[Despair91]

haha it's John Turturro in The Big Lebowski

[fierfly25]

lol xD

[CurlyJewfro]

what is that last clip from??

[wsbtu4life]

the big lebowski

[GramOfTheDarkSilence]

i love the part when that guy shot that other guy