Techart Magnum vs Citroën C1 HDi

[TheOptimuko]

that guy in the Techart Magnum is eating one Citroen C1 for one day xD

[cheapthinglover]

The Techart Magnum is so uglyyyyyyyyy! C1 ftw!♥ 

[hackintoshhackbook]

hahahaha fat guys name lol

[mouadw]

being in the magnum for 606 km >>>>> ....C1

[popel2525]

@TheRiseagainstfan

FU!!!

[Askaley]

C1 > Porsche Cayenne

[TheMrsorso]

Techart are magicians. They made the Cayenne uglier than Porsche ever could have make it.

[PaShaTa86]

No baseline comparison ... Porsche is about ten times more powerful than Citroen which determines the difference in fuel consumption. Moreover, everyone knows that diesel is more economical. Lunch'm sure everyone would like to drive Porsche ... The question is who can afford it. The difference in price 35 euro and 210 euro relative job because if you have money to buy a car for € 200,000 would hardly be a problem to food!!!

Personally I like this video!!

[SPEACHIL]

THE CIRTOWENN C1 AFTER RACE HAVE GO TO GRAGE

[RaskVousSalue]

@SPEACHIL Wrong, and it requires ALOT less maintenance than the magnum.

[LudiKajmak]

srecko stojmirovic axaxa

[Glockenfampf]

Man, dieser Magnung klingt einfach nur Hamma !!!

[VideoDotGoogleDotCom]

"I'll get this 600 bhp version, so I can keep up with the traffic without having to stop eating."

[silentguff]

I love it how for the first 5 seconds the C1 is in front haha. The C1 is good off the line!

[pinger56]

the fat guy has his own airbag...

[dxina]

lololoolololololololl

[beeklaan00]

magnummmmm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[gg130585]

6:50 haha:))

[Retrosp3k]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hint of top gear here

[Youdontwantmyusernam]

I saw the magnum today!! beast!

[raseopi]

SUV's und hierspeziell der Techart sind genial.

[MrLowAltitude]

Ich hasse solche "unabhängigen" Tests. Jeder weiss, was da rauskommt! Die hätten sich die Sendezeit sparen können und anstatt dessen für 10 Sekunden: "Kauft euch ein neues, sparsames und kleines Auto. Kleine Autos sind gut, SUV's sind böse. Wer SUV's fährt is unattraktiv" einblenden...

[raseopi]

Lieber Jumbo... Du magst vllt. alles essen... Auto Fahrer biste aber net und spezi dafür schon lang net... STFU ^^

[erklearbeaer]

big fat jambo

[JareckiJ]

They should have put the fat guy in the Citroen :)

One, it's gonna look hella funny, and two, then it should easily beat this "already ugly looking Porsche made even uglier", because with such fat ass onboard this C1 probably could exceed 300km/h dowhill ;-)

[MrLowAltitude]

@JareckiJ Haha! But remember: With all that weight in it, the Wheels of the C1 would be nearly flat causing a lot of friction =)

[777eko]

c1 <3

[buellpaul01]

1:50 "normalerweise müsste man so ein Auto (c1) per UPS nach Düsseldorf schicken " ... sooo geiler spruch ...

[Alyonpt]

fat guy dont help :S

[thugslife86]

1:04 lol xD

[2706mare]

this magnum is awnm i love that car.

[llandudnoboy]

@2706mare

What about it's fuel economy or lack of it.

Filling up so often would become a nuisance and an expensive one aswell

[apacheLP]

fat.....

[djillyill]

this show sucks.. that porsche o my god!! is ugly.. put that at a srt8 jeep

[ibbiggs]

man you just really like to mess with people don't you hehe

[Dn2kproductions]

Exact copy of top gear o.O

[mrbombastic522]

would go alot faster without that fat fuck in it

[TheAudiRS4man]

hey that fat fuck is a very nice person and he got a great sense of humor. you also would like him if you would see him more on tv (and if you would understand german) !

[k0kett1]

hes the best

[muscat6]

@mrbombastic522 LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Askaley]

@mrbombastic522 Lol, fat fuck, that's just what I thought! :D

[popel2525]

@mrbombastic522

shut the fuck up!!!

[TheRiseagainstfan]

@popel2525 lol, umadbro

[extreme111oc]

Result: after 606 km:

-C1,diesel consumption: 30 liters/ 4.95l/100km

(I thought will be lower consumption)

-Magnum,Super Plus -"-:150 liters /24.75l/100km

Another uneconomical, big, fat, overpower car for people with small d--k.

[nunoleite46]

fat pig

[kesbee]

was für ein dickschiff

[albatored]

Sauerkraut und beer power !!

[NightD3vil]

fuck you and your shit comment

[HardheadzNL]

Why are you pissed off at rich ppl? They can't help it they're rich. Rasict! :D

[Storvick1011]

racist you mean and Rich isnt a race you idiot

[albatored]

Poor guy in the red shirt... i hope he feels ok with his car, but i would prefer look normal and be able to ride a bike...

[soofunny01]

yea man... cars are causing the real polution in this world.. fucking moron.

[albatored]

the enormous red alive monster is a lot more bigger than the little red machine !!

[albatored]

waouw !! the dicke bauer couldn't even enter the C1. Needs a powerfull car to carry this enormous belly !!

[apfelipod]

bei 4:00 überholt in ein 911 Turbo^^

[Josephalosaurus]

lol its must get like 10 miles to the gallon that car

[Josephalosaurus]

who won?

[LiliaSammer78]

The FAT FUCKER - cause he was hungry !

[Josephalosaurus]

LMFAO !

[rekozajebi2]

fat bastard :D

and what's with the name of other guy, srecko stojmirovic??? fucking serbian imigrants...

[Gamer1903]

Der fette Sack is doch Jumbo Schreiner dieser absolut unlustige Galileo Allestester oder?

[horup1]

great...

[plattese]

der fette sack ist ein idiot

[ScuderiaBull]

Fuck You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[benz4life]

german reminds me of hostel movie

[dollarmaker105]

speak english for f**k sake!!

[duhdon]

yeah but u have to ask yourself the question, at the end of the day, which car would you actually prefer?

[Sveninou]

The mileage of the Cayenne would have been better if its driver didn't carry a 80kg extra belly luggage HAHA. What a sumo

[baguetteman69]

haha this looks like such a rip off from a top gear race

[fadropblane]

your face is a rip off

[duhdon]

it really does!

[AlexTheAL]

Result: after 606 km C1 arrived 17 min later

-C1,diesel consumption: 30 liters for 35€

-Magnum,Super Plus -"-:150 liters for 210€

[kal12345]

@AlexTheAL

30L?606KM?

lolol @ 170 km/h c1 is making 18l/100

[shxxx82]

@AlexTheAL yeah but the magnum is fukkin the hotter chicks ;)



[andale89]

ma io nn ho kapito ki ha vinto?

[hyperkkt]

Ha ha get that fat guy driving citroen and see what happens! lol

[bastin1978]

c1/107/aygo own!

[acharad]

At last scene, How many minutes did "Porsche Cayenne" advance to "Citroën C1" ?

[BennyDeluxe18]

Lool! :D

At the Beginning ...

*driving sound cayenne* ZUUUUUUUUUUM :D

..minutes later^^

*driving sound citroen* zuuum :D

[velhonen]

Ahhah

[GasBiker]

Cayenne Forever!!!

[briansm141414]

Techart Magnum

[RobinthesunXXX]

54hp vs 600hp

[RobinthesunXXX]

and 158km/h vs 300km/h

[gumball7790]

LoL... The Magnum allowed himself to drink 150 (!) ltr of ROZ98, the Citroen only 30ltr of Diesel... :D

Imagine... 150 ltr! Thats crazy man

[HFGD1908]

C1 forever! :)

[firelokie]

it' s a fast car (citroen) :)

[gerardABT]

super geil!

[HotttyXx]

you can almost hear it drinking..

[anthypolysz]

please make a techart vs Range video!!!!!!!!!!!!

[johannes914]

This works in Germany where a lot of highways have no speed limits. In another country the small car would barely reach the goal at the same time.

[nezapamatovatelne]

If in the C1 will be the same fatty, the result may be slightly different.

[erdoali]

bu ne la böle bn o porşcunun amq nsı araba kullanıyo o araba bnde olcakki 300 ün altına düşmem amq :D:D

[xtdrift]

Mein Gottttt. 150 liter * 1,50 Super Plus = VIEL

[SurfinBird1975]

that's a three star Michelin diner.

[inirvanax]

Thats coz he is a freaking Elephant. LOOOOOOOL.

[TheFerruccio]

Is it just me, or does the Citroen guy keep referring to elephants, and "jumbo" when referring to the guy in the Cayenne?

[feb600]

"jumbo" means everithing that's big in german!

[dimitris0437]

the reason of this test? why you dont choose a vw fox 1.2 litre 50hp????? lolololol

[Turbofreak89]

Das lustigste Aufeinandertreffen: Techart Magnum vs. Citroen C1 HDi ;D David gegen Goliath^^

[Arturaskopytinas]

How did that fat fuck get this job?

[zibbyplanet]

Doesnt he slow down the car?

[Arturaskopytinas]

exactly:D

[voordeeldrogist]

that explains the 150L gas.. and 210€ ;) aka 400$

[dsel1415]

you fat fuck is it an airbag under your shirt

[jdmontoya484]

this is ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChaosEnigma1978]

modifying a shopping/kid taxi car. i don't care how expensive it is, and i love most porsches, but that is the worst thing to ever come out of stuttgart, regardless of what modifications it has.

[SmartFreakJimjam]

That's a bit of an unfair race!!

Porsche Cayenne vs C1....... BOO!!

[1creator]

It would have been interesting if the C1 won which would make them prove a point. But seeing the Magnum wins just gives people a reason to own such beasts.

[gilerabuzz]

ja dann freu dich mal alleine

[DrASPIRINPLUSC]

Ich freu mich schon wenn die Fahrer von so ner fetten PS- Schleuder Umnweltsteuern zahlen dürfen :D

[bloodmoon747]

LOL

Thx for the video!

[bloodmoon747]

C1 4 ever! ;)

[B06zkurt]

sehr interessant :) gefällt mir

[checkerz18]

wat a fuckin disgrace, wat the hell is wrong with the front of that techart, looks abit like a porsche cayenne.

[andi179]

it is actually a porsche cayenne

it´s pimped by Techart!

[salieri7005]

pier.dolony niemiecki grubas

[sniperslaststand]

Tja Tanga Tanga!! :D xD

[waffenfr]

jumbo ist der hammer ....

[ghfsr09]

c1 4 ever!!hahaha

[gamelamer23]

Netter Film, aber was soll uns das jetzt sagen? Denselben zeitlichen Abstand hätte man auch mit zwei gleichen C1 hinbekommen.

Hier ein anderes Szenario: 1. Vier Personen mit Gepäck müssen befördert werden; 2. der Techart fährt mit 250l Autogas-Tank, damit er nicht an die Tanke muss; 3. statt nachmittags unter der Woche sollte die Wettfahrt an einem Sonntag früh gegen 8 Uhr starten.

Wie groß wäre der Abstand dann wohl? Und wie fit wären die vier C1-Fahrer hinterher?

[gilerabuzz]

nichts gegen jumbo !!!

[DonPlasma]

"Normalerweise müsste man so ein Auto per UPS nach Düsseldorf schicken..." ... hahaha, schön Jumbo!

[Suerlaenner78]

Ich denke es geht hier um die Auto´s und den Versuch ,nicht um die Personen die es durchführen.

Es ist erbärmlich ,wenn man sich über das Aussehen anderer Menschen den Mund zerreisst.

Kehrt vor eurer eigenen Haustür und lasst andere Menschen in Ruh mit eurer Diskriminierung.

Ich finde Jumbo Kult, egal wie er nun ausschaut.

[MEC2661992]

Dicke sind vieleicht etwas anders als wir

aber sie sind auch nur Menschen.

Ich finde es ekelhaft über sie herzuziehen.

[MEC2661992]

Alle die was gegen Dicke haben sind Magersüchtig Jumbo Schreiner = cool

[basslinegenerator]

geh bitte ... magersüchtig :) ... der mensch ist ein tier und jedes tier hat ein ideal gewicht ... alles was drüber ist ist ekelhaft ... egal ob das ein überfressener hund, eine überfressene katze oder ein überfressener mensch ist ... dieses : dicke sind arm/cool geht mir schon am zeiger ... sicher .. weit unter dem idealgewicht ist auch falsch ...

[MEC2661992]

Dicke sind Dick ,na und

die können abnehmen.

Du bist Häßlich

und was machst du?

[uqj]

yea porsche will be 1st always

[AAASTERIX]

Jumbo Schreiner = DOOOF

[vipergtxx]

Voll der eingebildete fettsack der und sein scheiß porsche und dann noch 5std. 600km ! ich würde durschnittlich 200fahren und 3std brauchen und diät ist gesunder !!!

[Ycondaman]

Du kannst gar nicht Autofahren

[SwisssblisS]

haha ein kleines kind mit seinem tuningmofa muss gerade was sagen :P

[Topthor]

Möchte wissen, was du gegen Jumbo Schreiner hast.

Die Sprüche sind doch ganz lustig, finde ich zumindest.

A) Der von wegen: so ein Auto müsste via Paketdienst nach Düsseldorf (hat er ja irgendwo recht)

B) Der von wegen: Ich trau mich nicht aufs Gas treten auf Grund des Motorrad Fahrers, sonst fiele ihm dieser noch wegen Sauerstoffmangel vom "Moped"...

[Hazardiousmatze]

der is cool!!!!!!!

[Muelldriver]

Der Kerl ist soetwas von Eckelhaft da brauch der Karren gleich 5 liter mehr.Und diese Doofen Sprüche

[unluckykid256932]

hahaha

[Nismoleb89]

that fat fag think he's cool cuz he has the techart! what a dumass!

[mav12345341]

warum hat der typi porsche 15 mins fürs tanken gebraucht??? der war doch soweit vorne ..

[all4menone4u]

what the hell is "chapanga panga" ?

[pppava]

Nice gut.

[GerardCunit]

Grazias tronk@!!

[sputnik73]

When a Citroën Techart Magnum??  hahahahaha : )) good for little cars !!

[baweze]

il ya une porsh magnum ici a ma petite ville au maroc

ma ville s'appelle GUERCIF

[fesch03]

for the english speaking people. the techart was 17min faster but consumed fuel for €175 more.

[fumarel87]

hha very funny clown,, we realised that when sharkomarco told it... you could shut up ugly clown, i know you and you are gonna be as big as that guy.. fucking blob.

[GerardCunit]

Cuantos caballos tiene el magNUm i el citroeN¿?

[sputnik73]

crec que mes o menys.. sobre els 400 i pico el magnum.. i uns 80 el citroën..

[Fusurugi]

Hahahaha - Who cares which one is faster, when you already burned have the Fuel to start the Engines?

Stupid Americans, they cry when the Fuelprice jumps one to three Cents, instead of using a smaller Car.

Larger, heavier, faster, stronger - thirstier.

[van1sh666]

He's almost the size of an average American...

[TipoCaldo]

i want taht techart cayenne :)

[sharkomarco]

His name is Jumbo!

[SnackPimper]

Give me the little C1 any day. Those cars are amazingly roomy, quick off the mark, hardly ever need filling up and are totally reliable.

[greenratpig]

ja me liken sausage

[porschecaymans]

lol yea he is a pig hahahhaha

[LeBoff13]

lol yea he is a käskop hahahhaha

[markai]

der haut dir auf die freße du scheiß yankee

[fumarel87]

nice german pig hahahaha