I'm almost ready to get on board. The healthcare plan is a big deal maker. What about a 401K or retirement plan? Someday I hope to sail around whats left of the world after we destroy it or whatever, with one of those Cobra chicks at my side. Fail Nobra! I mean, HAIL COBRA!
Cobra Commander would really kick Kickass's ass 4 sure. Go Cohhhbraaah! Cobrahhh! Cobra always rules. Will always rule. And his mask definitely outstyles Darth Vader's airsuffocated mask.
Perhapssss 29 yearssss ago. but ssssinssse Dessstro got in tha pimp game, we have had more fine henchmen than ever. feel free to sssssubmit your application if you think you got what it takessss to fill in a tight leather outfit.
All of our minions are covered by Lloyd's of London's comprehensive liability insurance policy. If one of them breaks, we're insured for up to one million dollars.
And by "break" I mean "tossed into lava pits, shot, strangled, electrocuted, bashed with iron fists, etc. etc."
The poor guys do have a remarkably high mortality rate.
YO JO! >>
TheThedoctor11th 2 months ago
wow u make me laugh u couldnt look more ridiclous than u already do and they dont take rlsh seriosuly wait till they meet u
Death1Watch 2 months ago
Hot Cobra bitches! Hell yes! Where do I sign up at. :-P
powerone1 3 months ago
COBRA!!!!
EvilSkeltos 3 months ago
Count me in, ill be the Prancing Pony?
BucketofThrowup 11 months ago
MuHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Im Worth Something For Im The Joker
TheRLSVJoker 11 months ago
u know i kinda want to join right now. wat is the pay like though like r we paid for our crimes or like how?
walkingdam 11 months ago
I'm almost ready to get on board. The healthcare plan is a big deal maker. What about a 401K or retirement plan? Someday I hope to sail around whats left of the world after we destroy it or whatever, with one of those Cobra chicks at my side. Fail Nobra! I mean, HAIL COBRA!
D4V1D54N71460 1 year ago
Hahahahahha. I guarantee you none of you super villains have insurance...well said Commmander..
ghaleonk25 1 year ago
I wanna join, he's got a pretty strong alliance with Darth Vader. haha
Gears8585 1 year ago
COBRA!!!!
Aikidolover29 1 year ago
i completely forgot i made this video.
amenemeht 1 year ago
ROFL
Nagneto 1 year ago
This was a great response.
Rampagelil 1 year ago
all hail cobra!
bigman10239 1 year ago
...Darth Vader?
DaimyoD0 1 year ago
HAHAHHAHAHA.... Pure gold.......
rizay421 1 year ago
He said Super Villians not Terrorist lol Cool Video
PuppetMaster411 1 year ago
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that outfit could of worked in the gi joe movie wy didnt they use it in the movie
SIXSHOOTERCOLVIN 1 year ago
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that outfit could of worked in the gi joe movie wy didnt they use it in the movie
SIXSHOOTERCOLVIN 1 year ago
that outfit could of worked in the gi joe movie wy didnt they use it in the movie
SIXSHOOTERCOLVIN 1 year ago
@SIXSHOOTERCOLVIN cause there idiots lol
TheFoolishGamer 1 year ago
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SIXSHOOTERCOLVIN 1 year ago
Cobra Commander would really kick Kickass's ass 4 sure. Go Cohhhbraaah! Cobrahhh! Cobra always rules. Will always rule. And his mask definitely outstyles Darth Vader's airsuffocated mask.
goohber1 1 year ago
How does Cobra find attractive women? I thought all henchmen (mmm except me) were all pretty thugish and dumpy?
GhostofNixon 2 years ago
Perhapssss 29 yearssss ago. but ssssinssse Dessstro got in tha pimp game, we have had more fine henchmen than ever. feel free to sssssubmit your application if you think you got what it takessss to fill in a tight leather outfit.
joincobra 2 years ago 2
This video is awesome!
TheExecutrix01 2 years ago 4
COOOOBRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
amenemeht 2 years ago 2
THIS one is awesome.
lst1195 2 years ago 3
ROACH offers insurance for our minions.
smeagol92055 2 years ago
Who issss your inssurance provider?
joincobra 2 years ago
All of our minions are covered by Lloyd's of London's comprehensive liability insurance policy. If one of them breaks, we're insured for up to one million dollars.
And by "break" I mean "tossed into lava pits, shot, strangled, electrocuted, bashed with iron fists, etc. etc."
The poor guys do have a remarkably high mortality rate.
smeagol92055 2 years ago
@smeagol92055 roach isnt real you know its not real its just a joke made up by some guy.
TheGaurdianRLSH 1 year ago
@TheGaurdianRLSH You do realize I used to be second in command of ROACH, right?
smeagol92055 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA! This is spectaular! I love it!
jabbajaw925 2 years ago 2
Let's hear it for the Cobra Babes! Woo Hoo!
From a Buzz to a Kill,
Doctor Killjoy
doktorkilljoy 2 years ago 7
more like BS in yer face
Ecliptico01 2 years ago
Transformers: Robots In Disguise
and
Real Life Superheroes: Blessings In Disguise
TheActorofOz 2 years ago
G.I. Joe: Real American Heroes...GO JOE!
TheActorofOz 2 years ago