Stupid Game Show Answers - Thought Drought

[tdickensheets]

Does any here that come in 7's?

Luckly 7.

[KierLightraven]

banana was the best answer



[lij2015]

Lost it with things that sag. Funniest thing I've ever heard.

[thedustoflife]

nowadays the word "Bitches" for "money" might get some votes, hahaha

[libbyrock123]

Smething that comes in 7's... fingers? LMBO!!! but WTH else would the answer be?? LOL

[teamguido555]

@libbyrock123 Deadly sins, Shakespeare's stages of man, continents, wonders of the world, seas, virtues, dwarves...that's what I'm guessing lol.

[libbyrock123]

@teamguido555 Ooooooh ok. I was drawing a blank. Those are really good answers. LOL :)

[gatewayeast1609]

Does anyone know what the #1 answer is to "Something dogs can do better than people"?

[libbyrock123]

@gatewayeast1609 Smell maybe or hear..

[rheaisgreat]

And I would like to thank my bitch for raising me with so much love and affection.....

[mylesusa]

I'd say some of these are scripted...

[duhhnielle03]

Anyone know what the answer was for 'an _ _ ly child'?

[toastichedu]

@duhhnielle03 I'd probably guess "An Only Child"

[libbyrock123]

A slang word for money..... "Bitch!" LOLOLOL

[toastichedu]

@libbyrock123 That was funny answer! I was out shopping and I was thinking of that clip and couldn't stop laughing. Everyone thought I was crazy! So had to watch it when I got home.

[libbyrock123]

@toastichedu I know right! It just cracks me up so bad! LMBO!!!

[XeindiorulezFTW]

Another game that uses a black ball? (besides pool, I'm not stupid I love that game)

hmmmmmmm

It really depends if you paint the ball XD

[GenekikiBass]

Banana haha

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

"_N_"

"Banana. B_A_N ... oh."

XD

[Scorcho44]

"I'd like to be paid in bitches"

[libbyrock123]

@Scorcho44 OMg!!! I'm crying at your comment! LMBO!!!1

[pondypoo]

host with the banana is kinda hot O///O

[7PlanBSkater7]

anyone else notice the guy before the darts girl said "hockey"? -_-

[cgsilverscreen2020]

I don't get what's so funny. I always use a black ball when I play darts.

[INDLIS]

@cgsilverscreen2020:Pool uses a black ball since that's the 8 Ball.

[midknightbluez]

lol... dude is jealous of the way his dog takes a piss.

[schmeltingaccident]

I am so fucking cool.

[midknightbluez]

Contestant: "Darts. Darts...? What the fuck..."

[iselin90]

money not mummy

[nativewizard]

19 people don't have bitch to spend

[thatsfornoobs]

Nada LMFAOOO

[HesABoss1]

Snooker uses a black ball lol...

[BeatleScorpion]

She called her mom a bitch? Damn...

[TolpuddleMartyr]

@BeatleScorpion You've never called your mother a bitch? Come on.

[Visonu]

No, not "Mummy". "Money"!

[Visonu]

They can! They can do it so much better. They got a lot of different ways and reasons, too. Survey said!!

0

LOL

[JONSTERLEE]

These are so funny!! Haha.

[TheChris0015]

wtf bananna ?? lol



[INDLIS]

@TheChris0015:It's TNT!

[fannymc100]

letters of discharge: BANANA

[INDLIS]

@fannymc100:It's TNT

[thesharpiereturns]

what sport uses a black ball lets see

soccer : white

football : brown

basketball : orange

baseball and golf : white

tennis : yellow

racquetball : blue

i can't think of any

[fenrisulfr88]

@thesharpiereturns pool

[ThickNCurly1]

@thesharpiereturns  pool

[Trollololololful]

@thesharpiereturns bowling

[MetalMania33]

@thesharpiereturns you forgot the eight ball in pool

[INDLIS]

@thesharpiereturns:Pool.

[Selrahcthewise]

nada that's exactly what he got later that night

[bronzillaxx]

NADA!!!!!!



[saxytexasboy77]

My wife's bust? How about...Ole!

[Visonu]

No, not "mummy". "Money!"

[TheYouwontgetit]

noda...

[Moorich]

wife　#2 > Jim's real wife

[tubebility]

1:05 "give a slang word for mummy" "BITCH!!!"

repressed memories? O.O lmao XD

[Mitsuki314]

@racingfanz merv griffins crosswords

[racingfanz]

@Mitsuki314 thank you very much. thought it could be but was not sure.,

[racingfanz]

what game show is that at 1:00?

[lillovebug98]

That old lady in family fued cracked me up!!!:)

[RedMageWolfe]

To be honest... wife #2 was really hot.

[joshuak9able]

For one- How the hell is banana letters of discharge, and did she not know that banana has 6 letters

[BrawlFighter55]

@joshuak9able She didn't count the repeated letters lol

[ShellyReinhardt]

nada

[evilnaughtybritches]

i promise i'll stop at 4:00 am...

[Belle0010]

Nada!  LOL!

[lilSTballer]

0:58 OMG THAT GOT ME LMFAO XD

[MultiRaven95]

I've been watching these videos for over an hour!

[HellsHillHouseHorror]

@MultiRaven95 YESSSS

[jcnme27]

"Wife number two" ROTFL

[iswmfastr]

@jcnme27 well hey, did You get a look at her?!

[TheSovereignRune]

I would have to agree about wife number 2, she looks like Miss Elizabeth Hulette!

[RionPhotography]

I can't stop watching this playlist... LOL

[ItsMyPrecious]

Pardon, Bitch?

[jonhair1284]

Wow, loving the little old lady! 'Bitch!' Brilliant!!

[lineba20]

WHOEVER DOWNLOADED ALL THIS STUFF, THANKS. IT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET.

[Monuver]

I ate a banana and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

[GORSKIED]

An ugly child?

[Ailavon]

what is Nada?

[iflifegivesyoumelon1]

@Ailavon none, 0, zip, zilch, nothing, COME ON MAN GATCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!!!!!

[max1990]

@Ailavon it means "nothing" in spanish

[msbabydesire]

@Ailavon

it means 'nothing'

[GORSKIED]

banana????

[JustinBlottin]

@GORSKIED

I guess everytime she eats a banana... she discharges.

[SuperRobbie1976]

19 people have no sense of humor

[01InsideOut01]

Is it just me, or did the woman who said "fingers" look like Jennifer Saunders?

[happygirl8080]

Banana B-A-N- Oh

[gaarasuri]

letters of discharge.....banana? wtf I don't get her answer lol. it was three letters they needed, but still banana? 0-0

[PhoenixFlare1]

@gaarasuri Even if there were enough letters, the question would still be "What does banana have to do with discharge?"

[eljan81]

In the first, the guy looks like Gerald McCraney(spell check please. Major Dad, Simon and Simon.) I took a double take to make sure it wasn't him.

[spanishax]

That silly school councillor... All children are ugly!

[RocketBooster344]

He should have said pingas

[mcjuvey1]

what does nada mean??

[falscher2]

@mcjuvey1 zero

[gaarasuri]

@mcjuvey1 it means not there, they have none, zero, nothing. :P

[3KOBAIN]

Jim flattered wife #2, and his wife looked like WTF.

[PhoenixFlare1]

Wow! I didn't know banana had 3 letters. All this time, I was spelling it the wrong way and using 6 letters!

[Coldcuresmytragedy]

awesome laugh at :39.

[antster1983]

@Coldcuresmytragedy It sounds like Chris Griffin from Family Guy! :oP

[thesmacker3]

nada lol too funny

[sidx]

While an ugly child's favorite part of the Newlywed Game was wife #2 with saggy breasts, seven fingers, and a lot of Bitch, his wife with nada breasts was playing darts and hockey with a dog that can pee better than her. Later she ate an explosive Banana, and died.

[antster1983]

@sidx Thanks for making a webstream of consciousness so I don't have to :o)

[jumbybird]

I'm about to have an aneurism... 7 finger....

[ammccomas]

pool uses a black ball too sevens as am i

[fusionfusion]

bowling

[Steventhe2nd]

when did that guy got in to be Sterling Marlin's pit crew in 0:31

[matrixphijr]

I'm seriously blanking on a sport that uses a black ball... And something that comes in sevens is a little bit tricky, too.

[CaryPohlhammer]

@matrixphijr Billiards or Pool. The 8 ball. A row of cards in Solitaire, the days of a week, or some other card games like Uno, for example.

[matrixphijr]

@CaryPohlhammer Yeah, I felt a little stupid because right after I watched this, I came up with pool. Days of the week is the obvious set of seven, but I hadn't thought of Solitaire--that's a good one. But honestly, how many answers do they think there are for those questions?

Anyway, thanks.

[checkraise113]

haha check the husband of wife number 2..

*nods head* "dam straight!"

[JuStInCrOsS1000]

thumbs up if u spend last hour watching stupid game show answers :D

[matrixphijr]

@JuStInCrOsS1000 Well, I'm seeing old comments of mine, so I'd say I've spent the last year on these.

[Ruinedbad]

Nada

I almost hurt myself laughing

[deathjoker666]

can i burrow 1 bitch please? lol.

[d9y8l7a6n5]

Banana...WTF?!?!?!?!

[Symos]

I need more bitch to spend

[kilikfanof2mrow]

In what universe does darts use a black ball.... cuz I am damn sure it ain't this 1

[JustinBlottin]

"Gentlemen, what Spanish word or phrase will your wife say discribes her bust? Jimmy... Nada."

LOL! Best part of the whole vid!

[Catahasbun]

How the hell is banana a three letter word?

[Dizzybear]

Sorry but the old lady saying her mummy (mommy) is bitch gets my vote

[mrtim111]

I have 8 fingers, how much does she have?!?!?!

[songsinabox]

I know 5 things that come in 7's:

Dwarfs

Colours of the rainbow

Days of the week

Continents

Deadly sins

Fingers made me ROFL, especially when Les Dennis counted his fingers :D

[Jopo1226]

@songsinabox No one thought of this but the 7 seas

[typomanbros]

Am I the only one who's noticed the high amounts of British Family Feud contestants not knowing how many body parts they have?

[KristiantoGeorge]

last one obviously the best!! NADA!! lolll

[McPsJ101]

three letters for discharge? BANANA? what the hell?

[warlockskz]

money not mommy

mommy is a bitch

[nukewarfare2]

Linda: "An ... ugly child?"

Pat: "Now, you *are* a school counselor..."

Those poor school children!

[wazzobazzo]

LOL at the second one...but poor bullied children at her school:S

[andyandymax]

Things that come in sevens... contestants' brain cells.

[pdoglarsen]

i love how he counts his fingers roflol

[RyvernRaigon]

"Nada" lol!, oh man, i wonder what his wife would feel when he said that xD.

[doodlesanc14]

Banana- b-a-n-... 2 seconds later...oh.

WTF???!!! I am trying to think of a possible reason she could have said banana and I have absolutely no fucking clue!!! Haha did anyone notice it took her a few seconds to realize banana didn't fit, and she didn't even misspoke, it sounded like she thought she was right and just went "oh well" this has me completely baffled!!

[gkvaderwolf06]

fingers!! haha...I laughed so hard!! XD

[antster1983]

I always throw 8-balls at a dartboard ;o)

[maddenf]

its 3 letters...BANANA doesnt fit in three letters

[jiggaberm]

i wonder if the marriage at the beggining lasted the ride home

[rblondie37]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

[gizmocat11]

Now that I think about it, what is something that comes in sevens?

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

@gizmocat11 Not sure if its right, but when it comes to sevens, I could only imagine Snow white and the '7 dwarves' or the 7 wonders of the world. If its something that comes in 7s commonly, i have no clue either....

[UelMesAms]

@gizmocat11 7 days.

[guydudeasian]

How do you pronounce eclair?

[guydudeasian]

It's "An Only Child" BTW.

[LtShock]

"Probably wife #2!" HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I would agree!

[sallyos06460]

NADA LOL!!

[573W1E6R1FF1N]

Banana, B A N A, oh. It's not 3 letters or has a T in it. She must of been hungry again and wanted a banana

[Bobstew68]

@573W1E6R1FF1N Lmao! You're right on the money there.

[Bobstew68]

@573W1E6R1FF1N It's not like it has anything to do with discharge either.

[SRH911]

"Letters of Discharge, 3 letters."

"Banana."

DA FUCK?

[arpukar]

B-A-N-A-N-A!

[t687]

Letters of discharge, 3 letters!

Banana.

uuummm.. hahaha wtf is she on

[cimetiere]

"Bitch. :| " roooofl

[DoucheFagX]

if i was the gameshow host and i heard banana, i would not have been able to keep myself from laughing at her

[bandgeek8986]

Something that comes in sevens? What an odd question. I doubt I would have been able to come up with anything for that either.

[bluebear1985]

@bandgeek8986 How about days in a week? That's the only thing that comes to mind for me anyway.

[FijneWIET]

@bluebear1985 how about continents on the earth? or the colours of the rainbow?

[Jamille85]

Banana for three letters.

Bitch for mummy

Nada for breasts

I'm DYING here people! LMFAO

[CoreyD1086]

@Jamille85 You are not the only one but I think it was a slang term for money and she thought it was mommy

[ArktikiceFrost]

@Jamille85 Don't forget "fingers coming in sevens."

[kionay]

@Jamille85 Bust, not breasts

still funny though

[angelisoncrack]

"Message to headquarters. We are out of bananas. I repeat. We are OUT OF BANANAS! Send us some ammo now!"

Maybe that all made sense to Carolyn somehow?

[Jerrycobra]

NADA!

[mariwana18]

b-a-n- a... oh. :[

[MattTheSaiyan]

Well, Wife No. 2 is pretty hot.

[BeemerLanding]

Probably wife #2! 

[lookaguru]

BANANA ? WTF ?

fail

[NoName1325]

the banna woman was probably was saying off her list of foods she needs for her diet

[tomahawk27]

nada lol

[codeblider]

That host wasn't checking on the womans' fingers, he was just making it an excuse to look at her butchicks.

[jecapeter]

Darts is a game with a black ball?

Don't worry, a football player in the German national team once said: "Football is like chess ... just without dice!" - so, it's not that dumb...

[WarOfTheKnights]

@jecapeter

I think she meant "Dots"? I probably must've misheard it, but maybe.

[jecapeter]

@WarOfTheKnights

Maybe she meant "Dots", but then the subtitles would be wrong, too ... not that I say that's impossible, I don't know

[Zain844]

that elderly woman apparently didnt like her mother very much

[kennedy22384]

Wife no 2! Brilliant!

[adtv2]

lmao "an old woman's breast - things that sag"

[shayrenee1111]

Host:Things that come in sevens.

Girl:FINGERS!

Host:[looks down and counts fingers]Umm...

Girl thinking:What?[looks down]CRAP!!!

[MsIcecream2005]

An UGLY Child?!?!?